In this life, I will no longer be a childhood sweetheart

The two left Zhejiang University, shopping, eating, taking mugshots, playing claw machines...

On a date with Qin Shiqing, she pays more attention to the details of getting along as a couple, and doesn't particularly care about that aspect. This is different from Song Yuwei and Nanazi. They both regard bed affairs as a very important part of the relationship between men and women and enjoy it very much.

The bastard also cared a lot. As the saying goes, Xiaobie is better than a newlywed, and she is always very passionate, not to mention that Qin Shiqing also promised herself to play new tricks.

After dinner, regardless of the protests of her childhood sweetheart, she was half-coaxed and half-deceived and forced to take her to the hotel, for which she was bitten.

The next morning, just as dawn was breaking in the sky, the alarm clock rang.

Qin Shiqing tuned the alarm clock, she had to go back to school early, and she had to hand in the internship report today.

However, Su Zelin pressed the alarm clock on her mobile phone.

"It's early, let's sleep later."

"It's getting late, get up quickly, lazy pig~~"

"It's okay, your school is not far from the hotel, and you can go back in half an hour."

"Half an hour is not enough, I have to go back to the dormitory to get the internship report, and then rush to the classroom, at least, um..."

Originally planned to check out at 06:30, but was abruptly dragged until after [-] o'clock. This is because Su Zelin turned on the fast-forward mode during the period, otherwise it would be even later.

"It's all your fault, I can only eat buns!"

After getting in the car, Qin Shiqing complained reproachfully while eating the custard buns that Hunzi bought from a roadside steamed bun shop.

Originally, she set the alarm clock so early because she hoped to have a comfortable breakfast with Su Zelin, but the plan was disrupted.

However, Qin Shiqing had already expected that this result was likely to happen in the end.

"Cheese buns are delicious, I eat them often."

Su Zelin laughed while driving.

"But I want fried dough sticks and soy milk more!"

"It's okay, there will often be opportunities in the future."

"..."

While talking, I returned to Zhejiang University and looked at the time, it was already a quarter past seven.

Qin Shiqing hurried upstairs, the door of the dormitory was locked, and all her roommates left.

After taking the internship report, he ran out of the gate slowly, Su Zelin's Passat was still waiting outside.

The campus of Zhejiang University is very large, and it is not enough to rush from the girls' dormitory to the classroom in 10 minutes. If there is no bastard to send her there, she will be late.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Su Zelin started the car and arrived at the teaching building in a few minutes.

"Xiao Linzi, drive slowly, I'm going to the classroom first!"

With a slap on Su Zelin's face, the girl opened the door and rushed up to the teaching building at a speed of 50 meters.

Near the door of the classroom, the bell hadn't rang yet, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After calming down and taking a breath, not to look too embarrassed, Qin Shiqing walked in the door pretending to be calm.

Her appearance attracted dozens of eyes in the classroom.

If it was another girl, others might not pay much attention to it.

However, she is Qin Shiqing, she is the belle of the school, she is the host of the party, she is also the announcer, she is a famous figure in Zhejiang University.

And everyone knows that Qin Shiqing studies very hard and always comes to the classroom early. She never arrives by ringing the class bell.

After a little thought, everyone understood the reason.

The school belle just came back from her internship, so she must have dated the male ticket last night without any accidents, and she didn't come home at night, which led to it being so late.

After all, he is a top student of Zhejiang University, with an online IQ.

The boys who are still single in the class are envious and jealous.

Hey, the fat water has flowed into the fields of outsiders.

Who let others be childhood sweethearts, and get the moon first if they enter the water and tower.

Besides, even though the man had read two books, he was rich, good-looking, and coupled with his childhood sweetheart relationship, it was not at all surprising that Qin Shiqing chose him.

Faced with ambiguous and strange gazes, Qin Shiqing blushed slightly, bowed her head and walked quickly to the place where everyone in the dormitory was. Although she didn't come with her roommates, they would definitely reserve a seat for herself.

"Tsk tsk, I thought someone couldn't get up this morning~~"

As soon as Qin Shiqing sat down, Xiao Yue, who had the best relationship with the dormitory, teased.

"Yueyue, what are you talking about?"

The girl blushed even more, and hit her good sister.

"Hehe, I can understand. Su Zelin's muscles are very vigorous at first glance, like a bullfighting bull. Shiqing, I really envy you, you are so lucky."

Shen Jia, a hot girl from Sichuan Province, also hid her stuttering and giggled.

"Don't be afraid, there are only exhausted cows and no plowed fields! In this respect, our girls' physical structure is superior to that of boys. Even if Su Zelin is a bullfighting bull, we Shiqing can subdue it!"

The senior girls who are about to graduate are not white flowers, and all of them speak with a nasty accent.

However, Qin Shiqing's face was still relatively tender, and she was a little embarrassed: "Hey, hey, what's wrong with you all, are you all female hooligans?"

"Hey, Shiqing, we are almost social people, and you have a boyfriend again, why haven't you experienced it before, and you are still pretending to be reserved!"

"I also want to be simple, but the environment doesn't allow it. You don't know. There is a female senior in our internship department who tells dirty jokes to others all day long. The intern girls in the entire department are misled by her. I'm not immune either."

"That's right, there are female seniors of the same style in our department!"

"..."

Speaking of this, the little girls were very excited for some reason. They have passed the age of talking about life and ideals, and the things they are interested in are different.

"A harmonious life between men and women is an essential thing to maintain a good relationship between couples. It is a good helper for warming up the relationship, making both parties happy physically and mentally, and improving their sense of happiness."

Yan Qiuwen suddenly spoke up.

"Beyond that, there are undiscovered benefits such as stress reduction, mood relief, improved brain self-awareness, and enhanced immunity."

"On the contrary, both men and women, no matter which one, will cause many problems if they are not in harmony for a long time, such as women are prone to insomnia, gynecological inflammation, indifference to affairs, breast hyperplasia, poor skin condition, and easy aging."

"As for men, they are prone to emotional anxiety, bad temper, and the chances of suffering from prostatitis and even prostate cancer are greatly increased. Over time, dysfunction, even loss of fertility and infertility cannot be ruled out."

"..."

Everyone was stunned.

Yan Qiuwen almost never participates in such boring topics, let alone talking so much in one breath.

After returning from the internship, Qiuwen has really changed a lot.

Su Zelin's mouth is really powerful, and Qiuwen has been transformed. It is really black when it is close to ink, and red when it is close to vermilion.

Qin Shiqing's heart "thumped".

she asked tentatively.

"Qiuwen, if there is disharmony, will it really have that much influence?"

I am quite satisfied, and my needs are not great, even if Su Zelin is a man of seven nights, it doesn't matter.

However, he is not a man of seven nights, but a man of seven times a night.

Here comes the problem.

Boyfriends can be discordant.

"That's right, I just mentioned some of the negative effects, which may actually be more serious."

"Additionally, the inability to concentrate, difficulty giving 100% to work, negative life, pessimistic mood, mental breakdown..."

"There are countless such cases in reality, and they are also the accomplices that cause many couples to break up, divorce and even turn against each other."

Speaking of this, Yan Qiuwen said intentionally or unintentionally: "But you don't have to worry, after all, you and Su Zelin are both in good health, so there is no such problem."

This is another very subtle psychological hint.

Su Zelin has a stud physique and is extremely talented. It is difficult to find a woman in the world who can face him alone for a long time.

It is true that there are only plowed fields and no exhausted cattle.

But what if Su Zelin was not a cow, but an excavator, the kind that dug three feet into the ground?

The situation is another matter.

Qin Shiqing looked like a person with limited physical and psychological needs, but she couldn't satisfy her boyfriend on her own terms.

So she would worry about this, and even make excuses for her boyfriend to go outside from a physiological point of view.

Qin Shiqing never expected that her roommate had become the bastard's number one tool person, and she frowned after listening to it.

She knew that what Yan Qiuwen said was correct, her roommate had studied physiology and got a certificate, not to mention that the articles of experts in some women's magazines had indeed mentioned it.

Xiao Linzi seems to be dissatisfied with desire every time he goes on a date. Although he doesn't say anything on the surface, it's only for a short period of time. In the long run, will the problems Qiuwen mentioned appear?

Temper tantrums, emotional anxiety, inability to focus on work and love life…

Prostatitis and prostate cancer...

Dysfunction, Infertility…

Break up and divorce, turn against each other...

……

The girl shivered, and the more she thought about it, the more frightening she became.

No, I absolutely don't want to become like that with Xiao Linzi!
But what can I do, even if I try my best every time, it won't help.

His body is really good, just like what Shen Jia said, his boyfriend is like a red bullfighting bull on the bed, with boundless strength and rampage.

However, I am really not a matador, and I was knocked down by this bull after a few strokes.

Or let him buy a doll?
It still doesn't work, if the problem can be solved so simply, which couples and couples still need to worry about disharmony.

This kind of fun props cannot replace living human beings after all.

However, Xiao Linzi couldn't be hungry all the time.

Do you let him eat takeaway?
This thought jumped out of her mind, startling the girl and shaking her head again and again.

Qin Shiqing, Qin Shiqing, what are you thinking?

Yan Qiuwen knew what her roommate was thinking by observing her words and expressions.

If there is no accident, a very bold and absurd idea was born in her mind just now.

Of course, she resisted.

However, as soon as this idea was born, it was like opening Pandora's box, which could never be closed again.

The seeds of evil will take root in her heart, germinate, and finally blossom into devil flowers.

However, in this way, he once again aided the evildoers.

Doing this by yourself is no different from lowering the head of your roommate.

I'm sorry, poor Shiqing.

Yan Qiuwen was also very depressed while feeling guilty.

Add money, bastard!

But since the bad guys have done it, let's do it to the end.

The reason why Su Zelin became a scumbag with a strong sense of novelty and natural personality is also due to his physiology.

If there is only Qin Shiqing as a woman, sooner or later he will 100% cheat. At that time, the paper will not be able to contain the fire, and the two parties will still be able to break up.

With my roommate's character, I'm afraid I'll be unhappy for the rest of my life after breaking up.

In this case, it's better to let her accept that her boyfriend is a scumbag, maybe she can maintain this relationship, at least it will make her feel better than breaking up.

Thinking of this, Yan Qiuwen convinced herself, and said: "As a girl, there are a few points that must be paid attention to in the life of a couple."

"What time is it?"

Qin Shiqing asked quickly.

"The first point is that you can try your best to meet the other party's requirements without going too far, and don't be too rigid in the same posture and method, otherwise it will lack interest."

What Yan Qiuwen said made the little girls dumbfounded.

What did that bastard Su Zelin do to Qiuwen to make her suffer so much!

Qin Shiqing: "..."

The first one is right, and I am very conservative.

Su Zelin begged himself many times, and only reluctantly agreed to change to some new tricks last night, but he still couldn't let go.

Yan Qiuwen continued in an expert tone: "Second point, if the other party is someone who likes novelty and excitement, you can occasionally change to a new scene."

Qin Shiqing: "..."

She never even considered changing the scene.

"The third point is also very important!" Yan Qiuwen specially emphasized: "Be patient and avoid rushing, this will greatly damage the self-esteem and enthusiasm of your lover, and feel that the other party is perfunctory, which will create a estrangement!"

Qin Shiqing: "..."

She called in the morning.

Xiao Linzi, I'm going to be late, hurry up!
Then the boyfriend had to turn on fast-forward mode and get on with it.

"fourth point……"

"Fifth……"

"The sixth point..."

……

Yan Qiuwen listed all the taboos, and Qin Shiqing became more frightened the more she heard it.

I actually hit all!

It turned out that I was such an unqualified girlfriend.

It's just that Xiao Linzi has been enduring it all the time, it's really wronged him, woo woo woo...

The bell rang for class, but Qin Shiqing was worried and absent-minded.

She couldn't sit still, even though she was in class, she couldn't help but take out her phone and sent Su Zelin a QQ message.

Sunny: "Xiao Linzi, are you not full today?"

Soon, Su Zelin replied.

Handsome at the age of one: "No, I'm pretty full."

When buying buns for Qin Shiqing, he also ate several.

Sunny: "I mean that, you understand."

Su Zelin couldn't help being a little stunned.

He is handsome at the age of one: "Why do you suddenly ask such a thing?"

Sunny: "Just now Qiuwen said that if the relationship between the couple is not harmonious, it will bring many problems, damage the physical and mental health, affect work and life, and even lead to a breakup!"

When the bastard heard it, his heart brightened.

Hey, it turns out that the military division is working hard!

Officially joining New Century is really different.

Come on, let us shout together - Qiuwen is really easy to use (broken sound)!

He is handsome at the age of one: "How is it possible, she is just scaremongering! Shiqing, don't believe it!"

Sunny: "No, Qiuwen never jokes, let alone exaggerate!"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "Even if it is like this, it doesn't matter, for you, I am willing to be hungry all day long!"

Sunny: "But some problems are very serious, and you may even get prostatitis or even prostate cancer!"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "Hehe, so what, man can conquer the sky, brother is not afraid of being struck by lightning!"

Sunny day: "Bah, bah, Xiao Linzi, don't talk like that, you won't be struck by lightning!"

After a pause, she asked tentatively again.

Sunny: "Why don't you buy a doll?"

Although the doll may not be able to solve the problem, she thinks it is somewhat useful.

It's a pity that the bastard sternly refused.

He is very handsome at the age of one: "Qin Shiqing, how can you let me buy that kind of thing? Can the doll be compared with you? Besides, I have watched a lot of horror movies about dolls. lead to mental disorders."

Sunny: "Then, next time you drive out, let's not go to the hotel, and save some money."

Su Zelin's eyes lit up involuntarily.

What did Qiuwen say to Qin Shiqing to make her make such a request.

He is handsome at the age of one: "You can have this!"

If Nanazi hadn't come back today, Hunzi would have liked to have an appointment tonight.

After chatting for a while, the conversation ended.

Su Zelin was beaming with joy.

He could see that the plan to attack Qin Shiqing had taken another big step forward.

Qiuwen is so awesome.

With such a military advisor, why not worry about failure!
Gotta pay more!
How about giving her some shares in the future?
It is also easier to tie her to the new century.

Well, this one too!

……