In this life, I will no longer be a childhood sweetheart

Chapter 34 Introverted and Reserved Su Zelin

"OK, I've submitted a friend application. When Little Swallow goes online, it will be approved for you."

Soon after sending out a friend request for Xiao Yanzi for Lu Haoran, Su Zelin continued to chat with the group of female netizens.

The honest man next to him widened his eyes.

Can we still talk like this? Aren't these women all friends that Zelin met on the Internet, so why do they feel like his sluts?
Surfing the Internet is actually quite simple, and you can get it done with a mouse move. The advanced point is chatting, because you need to type with a keyboard.

Just like the non-mainstream girl that Su Zelin met in the Internet cafe that day, Lu Haoran also stared at the keyboard with wide eyes, stretched out his left and right index fingers and slowly poked letters, but couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time, fortunately Su Zelin taught him Type common phrases with the first letter of pinyin, otherwise it will be slower.

As for Kato Lin's ten-finger blind hitting like the wind, Lu Haoran didn't even dare to think about it.

After chatting with the female netizen for more than half an hour, Su Zelin was a little bored.

It seems that Lu Haoran, who was still struggling to learn to type, glanced at him, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Mouse, stop playing, and show you something good you haven't seen before!"

He types www.().com into his browser.

When the web page opened, Lu Haoran just glanced at it, and immediately blushed.

There are even this on the Internet, which is really an eye-opener!
"Zerin, this, isn't this bad?"

The honest man looked around nervously, as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being discovered.

"Mice, looking at something depends on one's attitude. For example, if I hold the attitude of observing and studying, then it is pure. This is the same principle as 'the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart', understand?"

Su Zelin speaks earnestly and authentically.

Zelin's words sounded reasonable, but he always felt that something was wrong.

Little Cutie didn't know how to refute, but he was persuaded by Su Zelin.

After all, he is a young man, so he is always a little curious.

All right, I'll watch and study too.

Lu Haoran thought so.

When it was shown in a foreign language film, Xiaocuti finally understood why Qin Shiqing and Xiaoyanzi reacted fiercely when they mentioned this, and looked contemptuous. It turned out that she was stupid and naive!

Looking at the picture on the computer screen, the honest man was stunned and at the same time a little ashamed.

Su Zelin expressed his understanding, and he patted Lu Haoran's shoulder to comfort him.

"Mouse, don't feel inferior. It's mainly due to the natural differences in race. With my status as a bully in the public toilets of someone like Su, I have to sigh that J is inferior to human beings. It's normal!"

"..."

The two were observing and studying, when a knock on the door from a friend came from the earphones, but it came from Lu Haoran's phone.

Seeing that there are more people in the friend list, but Xiao Yanzi is online.

Her nickname is "Little Swallow", and she uses the avatar of the girl with the short hair of the fan, which is quite similar to her short bob hair, but the hair color is different.

Lu Haoran suddenly became nervous: "Little Swallow is here, Zelin, me, how should I talk to her?"

Su Zelin didn't even think about it: "Well, you just type 'Wow, that's great, capture a cute little one alive!'"

Lu Haoran: "???"

Su Zelin: "Can't you, just change it, or it's like, 'You just got online, my heart is beating, can you hear that?'"

Lu Haoran: "???"

Su Zelin: "Isn't it okay? Well, let's be more conservative, 'I finally saw you, I am very excited, and I can't calm down for a long time!'"

Lu Haoran: "..."

When the two were discussing how to start, the other party sent a message first.

Little Swallow: "Hey, Lu Haoran, have you also learned how to surf the Internet?"

Probably because he realized that Su Zelin was unreliable, the honest man decided to rely on himself.

Haoran: "Yes."

These are a few sets of monograms he has just learned, and he can type them fairly quickly.

Little Swallow: "Not bad, keep up with the trend!"

Haoran: "Hehe!"

Little Swallow: "Speaking of which, we haven't seen each other since the party."

Haoran: "Oh!"

There was no reply from the other side.

Lu Haoran was a little puzzled: "Why didn't Little Swallow reply to my message? Is she busy?"

Su Zelin rolled her eyes: "It's not that she is busy, but that you are too stupid!"

"Mice, do you know the [-] easiest tricks to kill people? Among them, 'oh', 'yes', and 'hehe' are all among them, and the ranking is still the highest!"

Lu Haoran was dumbfounded all of a sudden: "Then what should I do?"

Since I'm so boring, will Little Swallow not want to chat with me anymore?

"Let me come, you go away!"

Su Zelin squeezed him away, and typed a sentence.

Haoran: "Little Swallow, I like you!"

It happened so suddenly, before Lu Haoran could stop it, Su Zelin sent it with Ctrl+Enter.

"Halo, Zelin, how can you send such a message, the little swallow will misunderstand!"

The honest man was in a hurry.

"Okay, let me clarify!"

Su Zelin typed out another line.

Haoran: "Wrong post, little Yanzi, I don't like you."

Just about to press Ctrl+Enter, Lu Haoran finally reacted fast enough: "Zelin, don't, don't post!"

Su Zelin smiled and said, "Don't you want to clarify?"

"Khan, I want to clarify, but not in this way."

Lu Haoran was about to cry.

Maybe Xiao Yanzi would ignore her in a fit of anger, not to mention chatting online, she would not even meet in real life.

At this moment, Tang Yan's profile picture jumped again.

Little Swallow: "Su Zelin, it's you!"

Obviously, Lu Haoran would never say such things to himself.

And the little cutie just learned how to surf the Internet, so how could it be possible to type the whole sentence so fast.

Then the truth points to one, Su Zelin sitting next to the honest man, and Yuezu is acting as his substitute.

On the day when the graduation photo was taken, Lu Haoran once said that Su Zelin would teach him how to surf the Internet and apply for a QQ by the way.

Haoran: "It's not me!"

Little Swallow: "Tch, if it wasn't for you, Su Zelin, I, Tang Yan, would have written my name upside down!"

Haoran: "It's boring to be seen through, okay, you guys continue to chat, I'll flash!"

Su Zelin gave up his seat.

Lu Haoran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Little Swallow knew clearly and did not misunderstand, otherwise it would have been bad.

At the same time, he is also very envious of his good friend.

As expected of Zelin, chatting with others is smooth and mellow, and always feels much more interesting than himself.

Haoran: "I'm coming!"

Little Swallow: "Lu Haoran, tell me the truth, did Su Zelin lead you to do something bad?"

Lu Haoran was a little flustered, just now Su Zelin showed himself some new gadgets, although he had an attitude of observing and learning, but it was not very good after all.

Honest people can't be honest anymore.

Lu Haoran found the two letters my on the keyboard, typed out the sentence "No", and was about to send it, when Su Zelin said beside him: "Congratulations, mouse, you have learned a hundred tricks to kill the chatter again one."

Lu Haoran's mouse was almost on sending, and he took it back.

Zelling was right, such a reply would be boring.

"Zelin, how do I get back to Little Swallow? Tell me some tricks."

"Well, it's actually very simple. The secret can be boiled down to one word - length!"

"long?"

"Yes, it must be long!"

Lu Haoran understood this time.

The implication of Su Zelin's words is to type more, not always one, two or three words.

But it does make sense.

So Lu Haoran added two more sentences.

Haoran: "No! No way! How is it possible!"

They are all the most commonly used single-letter phrases, but it still took him 1 minute to type them out slowly.

Little Swallow: "The reaction was so big, it seems that I guessed it right, Lu Haoran, I thought you were quite honest. Heh, man!"

Lu Haoran was completely panicked.

"Zelin, what should I do, little swallow knows!"

Su Ze Lin Xin said that I asked you to type more, and you boy gave others three consecutive denials. Isn't this 300 taels of silver here?

It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!
Meeting such an honest person gave Su Zelin a headache.

It seems that I can only take the blame personally.

Su Zelin opened the dialog box of Little Swallow.

He is very handsome at the age of one: "It's none of the mouse's business, I'm going to teach him science, I can't let him go astray in the future, right? If you don't want to teach the mouse yourself, what can I do [cheap laugh]"

Little Swallow: "Bastard, go to hell [Chopper]"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "In short, the whole thing is like this, so be it, bro!"

Su Zelin didn't want to beep with her too much.

There's nothing to talk about with Xiao Yanzi, so it's better to talk about life and ideals with female netizens if you have that leisure time.

Little Swallow: "Wait a minute, Shiqing is on my side. She also applied for a QQ just now, saying she wants to add you!"

Uh, Qin Shiqing applied for QQ...

Su Zelin suddenly remembered that Qin Shiqing did learn to surf the Internet during the summer vacation after graduation.

The little cutie collapsed when she saw this sentence.

Shi Qing is here, and now I am completely ruined!

He is very handsome at the age of one: "I see her without looking up all day long. If we have something to say, we can just talk at home. What's there to talk about on QQ!"

Little Swallow: "Now you can meet all day long, but Shiqing will go to Yanjing in September, add a QQ to get in touch, and I will help her add you as a friend, quickly pass the verification!"

After a while, a system message popped up. This is a new friend with the nickname "Sunny".

Su Zelin is naturally no stranger.

In her previous life, Qin Shiqing's screen name hadn't been changed for more than ten years, and she could see the difference between her personality and Su Zelin's.

Hunzi changed at least twenty or more screen names.

"Handsome at the age of one", "The year of chasing coquettishness", "Happy to be skinny", "Quiet handsome man", "Driving a Ferrari with one hand"...etc.

It wasn't until Su Zelin established the company that it was normal to have a QQ name for social use - President Su of XX Company.

Still full of flavor, this time he doesn’t need to borrow a playful screen name to attract the attention of girls, but this most serious screen name is the most lethal, and it is not known how much it is paired with a custom profile picture of driving a Ferrari with one hand Sister Paper took the initiative to add friends.

Su Zelin hesitated for a while, but passed the verification, and there seemed to be no excuse for rejection.

Little Swallow: "Okay, Su Zelin, I'll give you the task of Shiqing learning to talk about Q, you guys talk slowly!"

Handsome at the age of one: "Oh!"

When she clicked on the dialog box of sunny day, Qin Shiqing used the avatar of a young girl with reddish hair and a relatively quiet demeanor, which is also the most frequently recommended avatar for young girls.

Very handsome at the age of one: "What are you doing?"

It took a while before there was an echo.

Sunny: "I'm chatting with you, what else can I do [rolling eyes]"

Although Qin Shiqing is also conservative in thinking, she is ice-snow smart, and her ability to accept new things is faster than honest people. Just now, after watching Xiaoyanzi chat with Su Zelin for a few words, she knows how to use QQ emoticons to express emotions.

Handsome at the age of one: "Oh!"

1 minutes later.

Sunny: "How long have you been here with the mouse?"

Handsome at the age of one: "Just arrived!"

……

After chatting a few words in a neutral manner, Lu Haoran on the side was puzzled.

"Zelin, didn't you say that chatting takes a long time to type, so you won't chat to death? Why do you chat with Qin Shiqing in just two or three words?"

"Too familiar, nothing to talk about!"

The bastard shrugged his shoulders.

For Qin Shiqing, of course she can't use that kind of flirting.

In the previous life, he and Qin Shiqing were in different schools after they went to college, and they mainly communicated through QQ, which was how they maintained their relationship. Later, they even captured their childhood sweethearts. Of course, they can't repeat the same mistakes now.

Soon Tang Yan on the other side couldn't see it anymore.

Little Swallow: "Is there anyone who teaches Shiqing to chat like this? A novice like others talks more than you. Su Zelin, where did your penetrating tongue go?"

Su Ze Lin Xin said that if the chat partner was changed to a female netizen, brother could lick it with a three-inch tongue, but Qin Shiqing couldn't lick it casually, and accidents would happen if she was not careful.

He is very handsome at the age of one: "Good girl, what are you talking about, Dad, I am very reserved on the Internet, okay?"

Little Swallow: "Introverted and reserved Su Zelin, bah!"

……

(End of this chapter)