In this life, I will no longer be a childhood sweetheart

Chapter 39 Gemini is a Scumbag!
The atmosphere gradually became harmonious, so we had to strike while the iron was hot.

The dog-headed military division gave the honest man a wink, telling him to perform well according to the plan.

"Little Yanzi, don't you have a lot of research on constellations, why don't you talk to us?"

Lu Haoran coughed dryly and asked.

This is what Su Zelin taught him just now.

Little Swallow is an expert in constellations, talking about her favorite topic, the atmosphere will definitely be lively.

Sure enough, Little Swallow beamed happily and said: "It's not a lot of research, it's just a little understanding."

"Then what zodiac sign are you?"

Lu Haoran asked again.

"Aries, girls of this zodiac sign are characterized by outgoing and cheerful, straightforward personality, simple mind, clear love and hate, don't like to pretend to be themselves, proactive in doing things, may not have many friends around them, but they all value them..."

Tang Yan is like a treasure, eloquent.

After she finished speaking, Lu Haoran applauded: "Wow, that's amazing, Little Swallow, it really looks like you!"

"Constellation is still somewhat metaphysical, it's not unreasonable!"

Little Swallow said proudly.

"Cut, you will know what to choose!"

Su Zelin said disdainfully: "Aries still has a bad temper, and will explode at any point, why don't you mention these?"

In fact, Hunzi also learned a little about constellations before he was reborn, but it was not for interest, but for picking up girls.

Many girls are obsessed with the theory of constellations. From this angle, it is easy to find common topics, and each constellation has its advantages, so just grab them and praise them.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter!"

Little Swallow pouted.

Seeing that the two might quarrel at any time, Lu Haoran quickly changed the subject: "Where's Shiqing?"

"Shiqing is Cancer, one of the most elegant constellations!

"Cancer girls are kind and generous, with a gentle temper and careful heart. No matter in front of friends or strangers, they can show their sincerity and kindness, and refuse to intrigue. Getting along with them is always very comfortable and like a spring breeze. So Cancer girls have many friends , almost never quarrel with others!"

"This constellation is almost perfect, if there are any shortcomings..."

Little Swallow paused: "It's just that they like to hide their troubles in their hearts, and sometimes they would rather hurt themselves than others. In other words, they have too good personalities!"

"This is really amazing, it's a true portrayal of Shi Qing!"

Lu Haoran is not only flattering, but also really feels that there is something in the knowledge of constellations.

"Actually, I'm not that good."

Qin Shiqing felt a little embarrassed.

She felt that Little Swallow had a good relationship with her, and she had a certain degree of beautification.

Su Zelin lazily said: "Don't be too obsessed with this thing. Astrological theory is nothing more than so-called experts finding out a lot of common personalities of human beings and summarizing them, so that people of each zodiac can find their own position according to their numbers!"

Little Yanzi glared at him, but did not argue.

If it were someone else, she would definitely refute it.

But it's pointless to argue with someone like Su Zelin, and he can't argue with him. This kid always has a lot of lies, and he can tell you that he will live if he dies.

Her gaze turned to the honest man: "Lu Haoran, as for you, you are either a Taurus or a Capricorn!"

"why?"

Lu Haoran asked subconsciously.

"It's very simple. These two zodiac signs have one of the most distinctive characteristics. They are introverted and low-key. Speaking of Capricorn, Taurus is more rigid and doesn't know much about fun."

Lu Haoran was happy to hear it before, but he was a little depressed later.

That's right, I am indeed too rigid, maybe I don't know how to please girls.

"And Su Zelin!"

Speaking of Hunzi, everyone's eyes fell on him.

"Either Sagittarius or Gemini, there is absolutely no difference!"

Tang Yan's tone was very certain.

"Little Yanzi, how did you judge?"

This time even Qin Shiqing became interested. As a childhood sweetheart, she naturally knew Su Zelin's constellation, but she hadn't told her sister about it.

"Because the boys of these two constellations are the worst!"

Little Swallow snorted.

"Boys of Sagittarius and Gemini have unrestrained personalities and refuse to be subject to any constraints. They are intelligent, humorous, and pursue excitement and challenges. They are super interested in new things and have a wide range of interests. However..."

Speaking of this, she changed her tone: "Because they pursue novelty too much, they are also quite careless about relationships. Their natural good looks and versatility make this kind of boys always easy to get good female popularity, which also gives them Becoming a scumbag creates unique conditions!"

"Su Zelin, of the two, I guess you are a Gemini!"

Little Swallow stared at Su Zelin with wise eyes like Sherlock Holmes, and slowly came to a conclusion.

Qin Shiqing frowned, and couldn't help asking: "Then what's the difference between these two constellations?"

"Although they are both scumbags, Sagittarius and Gemini are not the same. Sagittarius likes the new and dislikes the old. When they see a prettier girl, they may be tempted to flirt with them. If there is a newcomer and forget the old one, he is the purest scumbag. And Gemini is a scumbag. It's scum, but not any pretty girl is flirtatious, they like the new but not the old, in other words, 'I want it all', besides, the Gemini is more emotional, whether it's love or friendship, while the Sagittarius is more indifferent , always focus on yourself!"

"Finally, there are contradictory characteristics in Gemini's personality. Sometimes, what they say and do on the surface may run counter to what they really think in their hearts, which is harder to see through than single-celled Sagittarius!"

Little Swallow talked about this constellation the most, because Gemini is indeed the most complicated constellation theory.

Hearing this, Qin Shiqing was suddenly thoughtful.

Sometimes what Gemini says and does on the surface may run counter to what they really think in their hearts?
"Zering, are you really a Gemini?"

Lu Haoran asked curiously.

Su Zelin nodded.

"Little Yanzi, you are too powerful, you can guess right!"

Lu Haoran was amazed.

"Come on, how can you be so magical, didn't we fill out a personal profile before the college entrance examination, she read our birth date!"

Su Zelin told the truth with one word.

Little Yanzi blushed slightly, and coughed dryly: "I took a glance, but am I wrong, what doesn't suit you? Bah, scumbag!"

Lu Haoran quickly smoothed things over and spoke for his good friend: "Although the horoscope can be used as a reference, it is not completely accurate. I think Zelin is not a scumbag. He is a person who values ​​friends and despises sex, so how can he be a scumbag! "

Su Zelin: "..."

One thing to say, Little Swallow's analysis is correct.

I am indeed a scumbag!

……

Several people chatted and drank milk tea.

In this way, when he was almost drunk, Su Zelin said: "Mouse, go pay the bill!"

"Su Zelin, didn't you agree to treat me, why should Lu Haoran pay the bill?"

Little Swallow really fell for it, and frowned.

Su Zelin chuckled: "It's my treat, but I didn't say that I pay the bill, anyway, it's just what you drink!"

"Su Zelin, you are really good at treating guests with a friend's money!"

Little Yanzi was trembling with anger: "What kind of bullshit logic is this? I just praised you for being loyal to your friends and emphasizing feelings!"

Su Zelin snorted: "Just now you called me a scumbag. I'm so wordy. I'm a little tight lately. Just pay him back another day!"

"It's okay, we're all friends, it's not the same whoever invites you!"

Lu Haoran played by ear and ran to pay the bill.

"A person like you can only tolerate rats!"

Little Yanzi glared at him, thought of something, and added: "There is also Shiqing!"

"Soon she won't have to bear with me anymore, but the mouse will continue to be bullied by me, who let him go to the same city as my university!"

Su Zelin smiled.

"Don't even think about it, don't forget that I am in the same city as Mouse, and I won't just watch you bully him!"

"Yo, does this hurt?"

"Go to hell, who cares, this is called loyalty!"

"..."

Lu Haoran paid the bill, and a few people walked out of the ice drink shop, but the honest man found that Little Yanzi's attitude towards him was really different, and he could hear it with every mouthful of a "rat".

As expected of Zelin, the way he thought of was really effective!

"Qin Shiqing and I are going back, Mouse, you go on the same road with Little Swallow, go with her, remember to deliver it home, I will leave the task of protecting the flower to you!"

It's not unreasonable for Su Zelin to choose the shop of Ice Beauty.

Its geographical location allows Lu Haoran and Tang Yan to go home on the same road, so that there is an excuse for escort without being too deliberate.

In order to match Jiyou and Xiaoyanzi together, he has exhausted all his scheming.

So what Little Swallow said about the character traits of Gemini is not wrong.

What this kind of boy says and does on the surface may run counter to what he really thinks in his heart!

It has been proved just now that on the surface Su Zelin does not seem to be loyal, but in fact he is the most loyal person.

"Uh, Little Swallow and I..."

This was not included in the plan discussed at the ice drink shop, Lu Haoran was a little caught off guard.

Su Zelin sighed: "Mouse, don't you want to be a flower protector, okay, forget it!"

"No, no, I didn't mean that!"

Lu Haoran hurriedly clarified, for fear that Little Swallow would misunderstand that he disliked him.

"That's fine, see you another day, bye!"

Su Zelin got on the bike and slipped away.

With Lu Haoran's temperament, sometimes he can only push the duck to the shelves. If he doesn't push him, he may never be able to make this step, and he and Xiao Yanzi can only be friends forever.

But with the experience of being sent home, something has changed.

Qin Shiqing saw Su Zelin's intention, but didn't point it out, and smiled slightly at the two of them: "Lu Haoran, little Yanzi, let's make an appointment another day, goodbye!"

When Su Zelin left, the honest man seemed to have lost his backbone and lost his mind.

"Small, little swallow, anyway, drop by, I, shall I see you off?"

After a while, he mustered up the courage.

After two sentences, the honest man's face turned red.

"Let's go!"

Tang Yan got on the bicycle and said two words, but it made Lu Haoran feel relieved.

Little Swallow, she agreed!

I had the chance to send the girls home!

Lu Haoran was suddenly so excited that he wanted to cry.

He originally thought that such a thing might have to wait a long, long time before it happened.

After he reacted, he quickly chased after him on his bicycle.

There is a touch of joy in the hearts of honest people, and even the pedaling of the bicycle seems to be much lighter.

An indescribable feeling filled every cell in the body.

Some people say that first love is like a cup of red bean ice eaten in the hottest midsummer. Many people swallow it whole before it melts and savors it carefully, leaving only a touch of sweetness in their mouths.

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(End of this chapter)