In this life, I will no longer be a childhood sweetheart

Chapter 93 Is this the third brother's real online flirting technique?Zeng Kaiping knelt down
Finance Institute, Room 302, Building [-], Male Dormitory, East District.

There was no class on Tuesday afternoon, and Zeng Kaiping was surfing the Internet in front of Su Zelin's computer.

Hunzi usually only surfs for about an hour a day, more in the evening, and everyone uses the computer casually at other times, so the people in the dormitory will not be polite to him.

The spiritual guy mainly talks about Q.

I don't know why, this thing has an unparalleled attraction to Zeng Kaiping, and the future Liede local tyrants are not ordinary obsessions.

Originally, Su Zelin thought that Zeng Kaiping in his previous life turned to the Internet because he couldn't find girls in reality, but now it seems that he guessed wrong.

Because this kid follows his ass all day long, he has too many chances to meet girls.

In addition to the girls in the class, there are also girls from the accounting department who take public classes together. Su Zelin has brought people from 302 to dinner with many girls. After all, he is not a person who eats alone.

However, after meeting so many girls and having started school for so long, Zeng Kaiping has not been able to pick up any of them, or even seldom at all, which is a big problem.

Su Zelin analyzed it, and there are two reasons.

First of all, the spirited guy can't let go in reality. He usually talks a lot in the dormitory and is quite boring, but when he sees a girl, he shrivels up and doesn't know how to talk.

The second, and perhaps more important, point.

Flirting girls on QQ has a special pleasure for Zeng Kaiping.

Because the age, appearance or identity of female netizens are like fog, it is very mysterious. Zeng Kaiping's mentality is the same as that of fishing enthusiasts.

The unknown under the water surface, until the fish is thrown out of the water, it is not known whether it is a carp or a tilapia, a cocked mouth or a white stripe, a big fish or a small tail. This kind of pleasure, like killing monsters and exploding equipment, stimulates fishermen and makes them happy.

Do you really think fishermen just like to eat fish?
No!They just enjoy the process.

Especially when catching a big fish, it’s like playing a game where you’ve exploded into a magic costume, so cool that you’ll have to hang it on the back of your motorcycle, drive around the city a few times slowly, pass the house three times without entering, and enjoy the beauty of others. Envious or surprised eyes, the sense of accomplishment is overwhelming.

Su Zelin finally understood one thing, why Zeng Kaiping had no choice but to flirt when he had so many opportunities to meet girls, instead he searched for online dating on QQ. The future local tyrants in Liede will enjoy the pleasure of being a fisherman and be addicted to it. I can't extricate myself from it!

In this way, Zeng Kaiping can understand why he met dozens of female netizens in four years of college in his previous life, even tanks.

As long as others come, he will never run away, and press the F key resolutely again and again.

This situation is plainly like that of a fisherman.

It doesn't matter whether the fish you catch are big or small, as long as there are, at least one must be brought home.

The air force cannot be in the air force, and it is impossible to be in the air force in this life!
Originally, Su Zelin didn't want to lead a young man with a bad spirit in this life, so he didn't teach him the Dafa of flirting, but Zeng Kaiping still went further and further on this road of no return.

Maybe this is life.

Seeing Zeng Kaiping trying his best to chat with a bunch of MMs, but there are only a few who replied to him, even if there were one or two occasionally, it was "oh", "ok", "hehe", the bastard couldn't bear it anymore.

Speaking of it, A Ping is also pitiful. It takes more than half an hour to go to the bathroom every time, and the banana peels he eats are not willing to throw away...

If this continues, he will probably still be single until graduation.

It seems that only QQ can unlock Aping's seal and let him get the nourishment of love.

Su Zelin couldn't see the pitiful dog-licking attitude of the spirited guy, so the bastard sat down at the computer desk: "Ping, let me try it!"

"Third brother, you?"

Zeng Kaiping expressed doubts.

He had seen Su Zelin chatting on QQ before, and he was so cute when he opened his mouth, which scared his sister so much that she went offline directly.

This made the spirited guy feel that the bastard might be very good at flirting with girls in reality, but the level on the Internet is very lame, and he is not as good as himself.

These female netizens like myself have finally added and chatted with each other. Although they can't go further, they will pay attention to him when they are in a better mood. Zeng Kaiping was afraid that Su Zelin would scare them away, so he was still a little hesitant.

Seeing his concerns, Su Zelin smiled slightly: "It's okay, I'll use my QQ to demonstrate to you."

"That's fine."

When Su Zelin said that, the spirited guy didn't worry about losing female netizens, so he nodded, gave up his seat, and sat beside him curiously.

Zeng Kaiping also wants to see how Su Zelin, who is "in a hurry" to flirt with girls online, can get girls.

Hunzi once again boarded the long-lost five-digit QQ, which just went online.

"Drip drip..."

"Drip drip..."

"Drip drip..."

……

Countless new messages popped up in panic, there were messages and new messages, and the avatars were all MM.

"Xiao Shuaishuai, I haven't seen you online for a long time, what's the matter?"

"Hello, I finally see you. Are you busy recently?"

"Honey, you finally showed up, I've been waiting for you!"

"Baby, you haven't surfed the Internet for a while, did you encounter any difficulties in reality, why don't you tell my sister, maybe she can help you, if she doesn't have anything else, just have more money!"

"..."

Zeng Kaiping looked at the pile of new news, there were dozens of them in a short time, his eyes widened.

What the hell is this?

Isn't the third brother's online flirting skills pretty lame, why did these MMs all take the initiative to send him messages like crazy when he went online, and some rich women even wanted to keep him?

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Oh, stop talking, I accidentally got syphilis and was hospitalized for a long time."

"I was hit by a car a few days ago, and I only have one leg left."

"I was struck by lightning three months ago, and I managed to save my life, but I suffered fourth-degree burns all over my body, without a piece of good skin."

"..."

After a while, those MMs stopped talking.

Zeng Kaiping stared at it in a daze.

What kind of coquettish operation is this, isn't it persuading girls to quit?
"Third brother, why do you answer them like this?"

The spiritual boy asked puzzledly.

Su Zelin lit a Liqun, and leisurely blew out a smoke ring: "There are too many girls, and it's troublesome to deal with. Besides, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come."

Zeng Kaiping: "..."

As expected of my third brother, his domineering side leaked.

After getting rid of the old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface for adding new friends randomly, found a bunch of MM numbers that did not require verification, and added them one by one.

……

A quarter of an hour later, seeing Su Zelin's ten fingers like the wind, chatting enthusiastically with several MMs at the same time, one of them even confides with the bastard about his disharmony with himself and his boyfriend X, the spirited guy knelt down.

I'm sorry, I was blind, and mistakenly thought that the third brother's level of flirting with girls online is not as good as mine.

How dare I meow!

While feeling ashamed, Zeng Kaiping was also inexplicably excited. At this moment, his mood was like Columbus who discovered the New World.

Fuck, you can still play like this on QQ, today is considered a good posture!
"Ping, have you learned?"

Su Zelin's tone was like a patriarch who passed on his skills to his disciples and grandchildren.

"learnt!"

There was light in the spirit boy's eyes.

"Here, then try it!"

Su Zelin went offline and gave him the seat again.

Zeng Kaiping sat down and straightened his back.

Sharpening knives is not the same as chopping firewood, the third brother said, my online name is too dull, it sounds like a person who is not interesting, my sister will not like it, I have to change it first.

The spirited guy thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he opened the name change interface, and quickly changed to a new screen name—blame me for being handsome when he was young!
It's obviously a counterfeit, but Zeng Kaiping felt that he was paying tribute to the love saint Su Zelin, so he felt at ease.

This screen name is exactly the same as that of the third brother, Qiapi is cute, and my sister thinks that I must be a young man, and I am very interesting.

Zeng Kaiping was triumphant, and praised his wit.

Then the spirit guy followed suit, first adding a bunch of MMs.

"Wow, that's great, capturing a little cutie alive!"

Many MMs ignored him, but the spirit guy was not discouraged.

Sange claims that this method of entering the market is called "precisely defining the target group".

Those who don't like me are not coquettish enough!
There is no need to waste precious time on them.

After a while, there was finally a response.

A certain MM: "Hahaha, you are so funny!"

Blame me for being handsome since I was a child: "I am not only funny, but also handsome!"

MM: "Cut, don't be so stinky!"

Blame me for being handsome since I was a child: "No way, my natural good inheritance does not allow me to feel inferior. I really envy those who don't understand narcissism. Unlike me, the word 'handsome' runs through my life!"

MM: "Pfft, I don't know if you are handsome or not, but you must have thick skin!"

I blamed me for being handsome since I was a child: "Don't be thick-skinned, how can I protect you from the wind and rain!"

"..."

The door to the new world is thus opened in front of the future Liede local tyrants.

Su Zelin was very pleased.

It seems that Aping's seal has been opened this time, and it took half an hour without going to the bathroom for four years in college.

Aping, take off, Ollie!

……

After handing over the key to explore the new world to Zeng Kaiping, Su Zelin left the dormitory.

Kang Yulian asked her nephew to come to the Finance Institute to meet with her today to see if he is satisfied.

In fact, even if there is no interview, Su Zelin knows that the person is very suitable, but he still has a good time to meet and chat a few words, it is the first meeting.

I bought a box of Mentos at the convenience store downstairs. This is the first time that Xuanmai has not yet been born. Common chewing gums on the market include Green Arrow, White Arrow, Yellow Arrow, Yida, Orion and Mentos.

Among them, Green Arrow sells the most, especially the slogan "Fresh breath, you and I are closer" can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it is as famous as the phrase "It is your Yida" in later generations, which can be regarded as the ultimate language art. Once, it can instantly grasp the psychology of consumers and make people remember it, so the effect of a good advertisement is really important.

The sales volume of Mentos is not as high as that of Green Arrow, but Su Zelin likes freshness. This kind of mint chewing gum is known to be thrown into cola or soda, and it can generate a lot of gas in an instant. The water column exceeds half a meter, and some people say that eating it with Coke will burst their stomachs, but the rumors were later refuted.

I have to go to Dai Chuangxing's for dinner later. Vice President Dai doesn't smoke, and it's not polite to have the smell of smoke in his mouth, so he has to chew a few gums to eliminate the smell.

After ringing the doorbell, the anti-theft door opened quickly.

It was Kang Yulian who opened the door. This was the fourth meeting between the two parties. At this time, the two parties had already involved in a relationship of interest. The wife of the vice president seemed to regard Su Zelin as a little God of Wealth. That was a kind person. People who did not know Su Zelin thought Su Zelin was Her close relatives.

This time the bastard didn't bring any gifts, this kind of behavior is fine once in a while, it can't be done often.

If you give gifts every time you visit the door, after a long time, if you come to the door empty-handed once, others may not be so comfortable. This is due to human habitual psychology.

Besides, even if you don't bring a gift, because of the "cooperation" between the two parties, the wife of the vice president will still regard herself as a guest of honor.

"Xiao Su, come in and sit down!"

Kang Yulian warmly welcomed Su Zelin in: "Come, come, have some tea and some fruit first."

"Hehe, Auntie, I'm thirsty, thank you!"

After casually saying hello to the vice president's wife, walking into the living room, and saying hello to vice president Dai, Su Zelin's eyes fell on a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in the living room.

This person looks to be in his 20s. He is tall, more than 1.7 meters five, and very young. However, his young and mature face is full of tact and sophistication, which is quite similar to himself.

Seeing Su Zelin appear, he stood up from the sofa. This small detail also reflected something.

Some naive people may not be very sensible.

After all, this visitor is likely to be his future boss, or even a noble person.

You must show respect to others. This is a basic etiquette, and it is easy to gain the other party's favor in the first place.

"Bao Hong, this is the Boss Su I told you about!"

After Kang Yulian learned from her lover that this little Su was likely to be the owner of the investment, or at least had a lot of power to speak, and was basically the person in charge of the store in the future, she bluntly said in the introduction: He is boss Su.

Kang Baohong was slightly surprised.

He originally thought that the other party's investment in the campus of the Finance Institute should be at least a young man similar to himself, but he didn't expect that he was only a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, and he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

After all, a good boss is of great importance to the development of the store.

His decision-making power and courage determine the fate, development and upper limit of a store.

From a small network administrator with a salary of a few hundred yuan to a digital store manager with a monthly salary of more than [-] yuan, the salary is good enough, but he also hopes that this store can become bigger and stronger in order to truly realize its value.

Disappointment is disappointment, but Kang Baohong remained calm and didn't show any expression on his face. He even walked up to him with a smile and offered his hand: "Hello, Boss Su, I'm Kang Baohong, nice to meet you!"

"Hello there!"

Su Zelin reached out and shook his hand.

"Xiao Su, I have watched Baohong grow up since he was a child. Although this kid doesn't study much, he has a flexible mind, can talk, and is hardworking. Let's see if he succeeds!"

Before Su Zelin started the "interview", the vice president's wife did not forget to say a few good words to warm up the scene for her nephew before leaving.

Dai Chuangxing was also present, and he also wanted to see how Su Zelin planned to interview Kang Baohong.

"Baohong, I heard from my aunt that you used to work in an Internet cafe and know a lot about computers and the Internet. What do you think about the prospects of the computer industry and the Internet industry?"

Su Zelin didn't talk nonsense, and straight to the point, he raised a test topic.

The future generations of Kang Baohong can be the municipal sales manager of a certain east, so there is no doubt about his ability.

But Su Zelin wanted to test his current level and vision.

At the same time, he also knew that Kang Baohong must have doubts about himself.

This is normal, and anyone who sees an investor or decision maker who is a fresh-faced college student will probably have the same reaction.

There is no doubt that Kang Baohong is a self-motivated person. He naturally hopes to find a good boss. Not only must he have strong financial resources, but also courage, determination, and good vision, so that the store will have a future.

So at this moment, he was somewhat disappointed in his heart, but he just didn't show it.

However, Su Zelin was sure.

It doesn't take half an hour for him to be completely convinced by himself as the boss!

……

(End of this chapter)