I have ten trillion licking dog gold

Stepping out of the threshold of the worship hall, Jiang Chen was dressed appropriately, and at the same time he breathed a seemingly refreshed breath.

The tough men patrolling nearby have disappeared.

"Miss Fujiwara."

Boss Jiang, who was only in his early twenties, shouted angrily.

No one responded.

As the host, you didn't say hello and just left without saying a word?

A bit rude, right?

After solving his personal problems, there was no reason to stay any longer, and Jiang Chen walked out of the Jingguo Sacred Toilet.

It is true that many friends lead to many paths.

When I left, no one came to cause trouble. The door had returned to normal, except for a few drops of blood on the steps that had not been cleaned up.

Back at the hotel, the Taoist sister finally got up and sat on the sofa reading a book.

That Western woman is indeed very beautiful, but I feel that the Taoist sister is even better. Even if she is sitting quietly, it is still a refreshing scenery.

"Have you eaten yet?"

Boss Jiang asked.

Perhaps because she was too focused on reading, Duanmu Liuli didn't respond. The book in her hand was "Disqualification in the World" that she bought at Bookstore Street a few days ago.

Boss Jiang, who had been very busy all morning, placed the hard-working mobile phone box on the coffee table.

"your phone."

a man of his words.

This is basic literacy.

Duanmu Liuli finally raised his head.

Jiang Chen introduced with a smile: "The camera function of this mobile phone is very powerful. I heard that you can take pictures of the moon from here, which is definitely far ahead."

Duanmu Liuli put down the book.

"open to take a look."

Less than ten thousand yuan.

It’s only six to seven thousand RMB.

This is definitely not the most expensive gift Boss Jiang has given.

Duanmu Liuli picked up the packaging box and opened it under Boss Jiang's expectant eyes.

"Like it."

There is no doubt that it is definitely much more beautiful than the genius watch on her wrist.

But when Duanmu Liuli took out his phone, he discovered a problem.

The protruding camera on the back of the phone actually has cracks.

Duanmu Liuli's requirement is a mobile phone that can take pictures.

"bad."

How could it be bad?

Of course he had checked it when he bought it. After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Chen understood what the problem was.

Nine times out of ten, it was caused at the door of the divine toilet.

No matter how far ahead it is, it cannot be used as a brick. If it were not lying in the packaging box, the camera would probably be broken.

"You're so lucky. It's a defective product. I'll give you three in return."

Jiang Chen looked calm and took the phone over as if nothing happened, "I'll go find them later."

"Wherever the location is, I'll go there myself."

Jiang Chen looked over.

Although that holy and pure face was peaceful, there was obviously a hint of smoke and smoke.

Are you really worried about what you lied to last night?

It’s so beautiful.

"I'll just go."

Jiang Chen said.

It doesn't really matter who goes there, but the key question is which toilet they will pass by on the way.

Duanmu Liuli seemed not to hear, "Give me the invoice."

It was obviously quite normal, but when it came out of her mouth, it gave people a hilarious taste.

"..."

Jiang Chen was silent.

If you want to refund one and get three indemnity, of course you have to ask for an invoice.

It can be seen that the Taoist sister is becoming more and more familiar with this society.

But where is the invoice?

It should have been stuffed into someone's mouth along with the shopping bag.

"I forgot to ask for it. It's okay. I'll just take it."

Jiang Chen put the phone back into the packaging box.

Duanmu Liuli's eyes suddenly stopped on his cuffs.

"There's blood on you."

Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, then turned his wrist and found a drop of blood.

Same thing last night.

Cao Jinse passed by and noticed the lip prints on his back.

Are all women so observant?

"When I was going to the toilet just now, someone fell down and his face hit my fist. It was an accident."

Although it was a white lie, he completely forgot about Mr. Cao's reminder last night.

Sister Taoist sister is not a child, so you have to be more careful when you lie.

"If you don't need me, I can go back."

Jiang Chen was speechless, then smiled bitterly.

Also.

Taoist sister is a very serious and responsible person.

Anyone else would be angry.

"I promise I won't do this again."

Jiang Chen raised his hand, acknowledging his mistake.

The so-called bubble bath is simply a misnomer.

I will definitely not fall for the same trick again.

"Someone attacked you?"

Extraordinary people are extraordinary people. They don't care about trivial matters and just turn over the story.

Jiang Chen shook his head.

"I had a little conflict with someone when I was going to the toilet. It was indeed an accident."

"I'm going to change my phone."

Jiang Chen picked up the cell phone box and tried to go out again, but before he could reach the door, the doorbell rang by itself.

Cao Jinse has come back?

Shouldn't.

How could it be so fast?

And even if he comes back, he is unlikely to come to find him.

Jiang Chen was confused, holding the mobile phone box in his arms, walked to the door, and opened the door.

"Mr. Jiang."

The waiter lowered his eyebrows and shivered.

Behind him, several Tokyo police officers were wearing uniforms with serious expressions.

"what's up?"

Boss Jiang is not a person who has seen the world, and it is not his first time to deal with comrades in the police in Tokyo, so he calmly made inquiries.

"Mr. Jiang, the police comrade said that you are suspected of defecating in the Yasukuni Shrine. Please go to the police station for investigation."

International luxury hotel.

Peninsula staff are almost all multilingual.

The waiter spoke standard Chinese. While speaking, he occasionally raised his head to look at Jiang Chen, and then quickly lowered his head with an awkward and weird expression.

After hearing the original story clearly, Boss Jiang couldn't help but be stunned.

If it's a fight or a fight, that's understandable, but urinating in public?

of course.

Let alone an international metropolis like Tokyo, even rural counties may not allow such uncivilized behavior now.

It is indisputable that open defecation violates public order and good morals, but the question is, how did the police know?

Have you opened your eyes?

At that time, he deliberately checked that there was no monitoring equipment in the worship hall.

The waiter spoke Chinese.

Duanmu Liuli, who represented the room, must have understood. Now even if Boss Jiang wanted to lie, there was no room for him.

"Hold on."

Boss Jiang came back. He was very generous when he was in the worship hall, but now he is a little shy. He put the mobile phone case on the coffee table and didn't dare to look into Sister Taoist sister's eyes.

"I'll be back as soon as I go."

Regarding age.

He is considered an elder brother.

It’s really shameful to have the police come to your door for public defecation.

Duanmu Liuli remained quiet and said nothing.

The heroic words of erecting bronze pillars and building Beijing temples have not yet materialized. Boss Jiang, who was suspected of violating public ethics, was first taken away by the police. He did not forget to close the door lightly when he went out.

"boom."

The suite is quiet again.

As if nothing happened, Duanmu Liuli picked up the book "Disqualification in the World" again.

There was only the sound of pages turning. "Pfft."

Suddenly.

A laughter that seemed like the sound of nature suddenly sounded.

But this is clearly a pessimistic and depressing work.

It seems that life is like literature.

Someone can turn tragedy into comedy.

----

The police profession is always trustworthy.

You won't accuse someone unjustly.

But after all, Jiang Chen, who was still sitting in the police station drinking tea, still couldn't figure out where the news leaked.

Law enforcement and case handling.

Pay attention to evidence.

Since there is no monitoring, there is only one possibility, and that is to be reported.

Who saw themselves urinating anywhere?

After sorting it out like this, the ideas seem to become clearer.

Jiang Chen couldn't help but sigh lightly.

I still neglected to take precautions.

He really didn't expect that even with such a noble status, he could still be so boring.

They have exactly the same face, but Kaoru Xiangda is cuter.

If you are not caught on the spot, it will be difficult to convict even if someone reports you.

Unless the top Japanese chaebol lady was so bored that she secretly recorded the video.

Jiang Chen believed that the other party would not be so evil.

of course.

Even if he guessed the whistleblower, Jiang Chen didn't feel any resentment in his heart.

After all, Reiki Fujiwara and Kaoru Koda are different. Kaoru Kaoru was infected by Chinese culture, but Reiki Fujiwara is a pure Japanese from the inside out.

As Japanese people, if someone urinates and defecates in their shrine, it is our responsibility and obligation to report it.

"Sorry, I thought that place was the toilet."

When questioned by his comrades from the Tokyo police, Boss Jiang confessed to what he had done, even though he had not been caught.

As a man, you have to be brave enough to take responsibility.

The police comrades in Tokyo are naturally not idlers, and they must be able to hear Jiang Chen's "duplicity."

There is a toilet in the Yasukuni Shrine, but it is definitely not a toilet.

In the eyes of Japanese people, this sacred toilet and shrine has a very high status. It is spearheaded by the Japanese government, and important high-ranking officials go to worship it almost every year.

The place where Jiang Chen was accused of public defecation, those spiritual tablets, in the minds of some Japanese people, are martyrs and heroic spirits.

Substitute it.

How would you feel if someone danced on your ancestor's grave?

The two Tokyo policemen who questioned Jiang Chen should belong to "some" Japanese people. After hearing Jiang Chen's perfunctory explanation, one could see through their eyes that they were quite annoyed, but they couldn't get angry.

Foreign-related cases are inherently difficult to handle.

Especially in a place as sensitive as the Yasukuni Shrine.

and.

Even if Jiang Chen doesn't use his power to overpower others, he lives in a high-end suite at the Peninsula Hotel. Even fools know that one must be rich or expensive.

Because of the nuclear leakage, Japan is now the target of public criticism. This time point is not suitable for causing any further diplomatic turmoil.

"Are you saying that you mistook the worship hall for the toilet?"

"You can say that."

He really dared to ask and nodded.

But sometimes, just such a tacit understanding is needed.

"Sign."

The Tokyo police comrade handed over the recorded confession.

Extraordinary situation.

The heroes can only be wronged.

They should be very willing to make sacrifices for their country.

Jiang Chen read it over and found that there was no problem, so he signed his name.

Open defecation is illegal, but it is not a crime. At best, it is just a verbal education, but because in a special place like the Yasukuni Shrine, the relevant penalties are still heavier.

Boss Jiang was fined 100,000 yen.

It’s not expensive to take a bubble bath.

of course,

It's the kind of top-notch pick-up girl.

Jiang Chen accepted this treatment with understanding and did not ask for administrative review.

Although he was not detained, Jiang Chen was still detained for several hours. It was probably after he had no choice but to do so that the police department released him.

It was getting dark.

Jiang Chen walked out of the police station door and then stopped.

not far away,

There were two figures, one tall and one short, standing on the roadside. When they saw him, the petite figure waved vigorously.

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows, quite surprised.

"Awesome, hero!"

As he approached, he was greeted with honest, straightforward and unadorned compliments.

Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, looking at that unusual baby face.

The other person stared straight at him with bright eyes, and the second sentence that followed was equally at a loss.

"Did you really pee in the Jingguo Divine Toilet?"

The change is too fast.

This girl had always regarded him as a class enemy.

Has it become an honor to defecate anywhere?

The big one and the small one are none other than Mao Tu and Duanmu Liuli.

"Didn't I say I would come back as soon as I went?"

Jiang Chen looked at Taoist nun sister.

Fortunately Cao Jinse is not here.

But Boss Jiang is still a little embarrassed.

"Did you really pee in the Yasukuni Divine Toilet?"

Maotu kept chattering and asked again.

Is he another angry young man?

Otherwise it would be impossible to appear here.

Sister Taoist sister is really making rapid progress.

Jiang Chen sighed.

We all know that we should adapt measures to local conditions instead of trying to overcome everything at once.

"Keep your voice down, that's why I was fined 100,000 yen."

Hearing this, Mao Tu's eyes flashed instantly and he looked at Jiang Chen's eyes. It's completely different from the past, just like fans watching idols.

Have to admit.

This made Jiang Chen's vanity involuntarily satisfied.

"One hundred thousand yen is not a piece of cake for you."

Although she had always looked fierce in the past, she still knew Boss Jiang's strength quite well.

"I thought you wouldn't be able to come out tonight, so I was planning to rush in with my Taoist sister to save you."

I'm moved, but are they really older than you?

"Only a fine of 100,000."

Mao Tu muttered, and then suddenly said: "Why don't you take me to pee too. I'll take my Taoist sister with me."

"..."

"..."

What is most lacking in this century.

Talent.

"If your lady knew, she would kill me."

"No, I called the lady and told her, but she didn't say anything."

"Didn't your lady ask you to come?"

Utu immediately shook his head.

"No. I came here on my own. If you don't come out, my Taoist sister and I will tear this place apart."

Her own image seemed to have undergone a 180-degree change in her mind.

"Let's go."

Jiang Chen took them away to avoid causing any more trouble. He and Duanmu Liuli didn't care, but Mao Tu was Cao Jinse's man, so he couldn't explain anything to others if something happened.

"Jiang Chen, you are so rich, why don't you buy the Jingguo Sacred Toilet and build it into the largest public toilet after buying it."

The rabbit chattered non-stop.

"Your lady is also rich, why doesn't she buy it?"

"Miss, you don't have as much money as you."

Jiang Chen doesn't want to drink this kind of ecstasy soup. "You can go back and ask your lady. If she is willing to consider the renovation plan of the divine toilet you mentioned, I can invest."

Duanmu Liuli was as quiet as ever. Listening to the conversation between the two, she was silent. It was hard for her to break through herself and find someone for help.

"Wrong way, over there."

Maotu reminds you of the direction.

Jiang Chen kept walking.

"Go buy a mobile phone first." (End of chapter)