I have ten trillion licking dog gold

"Hey, Jiang Chen has a good figure."

Maotu sat on the sofa, dangling his legs, and looked at someone who was exercising with a pair of round eyes.

Sense of shame and then courage.

Boss Jiang is holding a barbell and wearing a tight-fitting vest. As the barbell is lifted, the bulging biceps on his arms are not exaggerated, but they are also quite ornamental.

All success is not accidental, and luck is not the only factor.

If you want to stand out in the crowd, you must possess certain qualities.

For example, Comrade Jiang Chen.

Get up early, be diligent, motivated and self-disciplined.

I didn't go to bed until late last night, but I didn't stay in bed, and I was even working hard on exercising.

As for the Taoist nun sister in the master bedroom, the door is still closed.

Since that day when he lied to find Cao Jinse but ended up going to a bubble bath shop to have fun, Boss Jiang's bed in the master bedroom has been occupied.

"Ah."

After receiving the praise from Maotu, Jiang Chen laughed and worked harder. Before, he only lifted one barbell, but now he also picked up the second barbell.

"Great!"

Maotu immediately cheered and even clapped with both hands.

What a typical compliment!

She looks so innocent and cute on the outside, but why is she so evil-hearted?

Jiang Chen raised his arms, unhurriedly, maintained a steady rhythm, breathed steadily, and played the main one with ease. Anyone with a discerning eye would know that there are two brushes.

"What did you do last night?"

Utu shook his legs and asked curiously.

"walk."

"Tch, who are you kidding?" Maotu whispered, "Did you go to the Jingguo Temple to pee again?"

"..."

Is this girl so longing for her?

"I asked you to discuss with your lady to buy the Jingguo Sacred Toilet and renovate it. Have you told your lady?"

"I wanted to say it, but I didn't find the opportunity. She was too busy."

"How late did you drink last night?"

Jiang Chen said while lifting the barbell, it would be nice to have someone to talk to.

"I'll be back with the lady as soon as you leave."

"So early? Isn't your lady very good at chatting with people?"

"Hey, little devil, if you didn't want to cause trouble to the lady, I would smash his balls."

Jiang Chen couldn't help laughing.

vulgar.

It's just too vulgar.

It’s hard to imagine that such words would come out of the mouth of a “kawaii” beautiful girl and be so natural.

But this is Maotu.

"What did you hit with? Fists?"

Jiang Chen joked and kept moving. Although he was a little bit hit, he couldn't give up on himself because of this. The tree that hugs each other is born from the moth, and the nine-story platform rises from the base of the earth!

Even if he is not as good as a chosen one like the young Taoist nun, he is still good among ordinary people.

"Snapped."

Maotu moved quickly, took out a pink pistol from somewhere, and slapped it on the coffee table.

"Can I use this?"

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows.

There is no doubt that no military factory will produce this color. It must be specially made and looks like a toy, but if you really treat it as a toy, you will have to pay a price.

It is true that guns are banned in Japan, but the arrogant gangsters last night were so conservative and were forced to break the rules until the last level, but Maotu is not going to do such nonsense.

The rules are only for a certain group of people. There are always people standing outside the designated circle and enjoying privileges.

Not only Japan, but actually the whole world is the same.

With Cao Jinse's identity, it is normal for the accompanying security forces to be equipped with some necessary weapons.

"Keep it, be careful of fire."

After muttering something, Jiang Chen continued to exercise, but Maotu picked up his toy and pointed the gun directly at him.

Jiang Chen's eyelids twitched, and before he could speak, he only heard a "pop" sound.

Maotu pulled the trigger.

No shots were fired.

No one was injured.

Obvious.

There are no bullets in the gun.

"hey-hey."

Utu smiled mischievously, showing two rows of white teeth.

Jiang Chen made a serious face.

"Hey, don't be so stingy. A grown man should be open-minded." Maotu muttered indifferently and put down the gun at the same time.

Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, you must be open-minded, otherwise you will easily get sick, but there must be a certain limit to joking.

Jiang Chen stopped exercising, said two words with an expressionless face.

"Apologize."

With Usagi's personality, she would not care. But just when she was about to refute, the other person's expression gave her an inexplicable strange feeling, causing her refutation to stop in her throat.

"Why are you so fierce? I'm just joking with you."

she reiterated.

"Clap."

The master bedroom door rang, then was opened, Duanmu Liuli walked out, and finally woke up.

Also.

She did work hard last night.

"Apologise, otherwise I will go talk to your lady."

Jiang Chen said in an old-fashioned way.

"you……"

Uotu was helpless, seemingly defeated by a man who was still willing to complain, so he could only reluctantly whisper: "I'm sorry, okay."

Although it was a bit insincere, it was already very valuable to be able to convince her.

Jiang Chen didn't act aggressively, "The muzzle is meant to be pointed at the enemy, not at the friend, no matter what time."

Mao Tu curled his lips, but the frustration in his heart dissipated a lot.

Ok.

It's not shameful to apologize to a friend.

Maotu put away his pistol and looked at Duanmu Liuli, "Sister Taoist sister, what did you do last night? Why did you get up so late?"

Jiang Chen looked at Duanmu Liuli, knowing that the other party would not lie. I originally planned to help answer the call, but unexpectedly I heard: "Midnight snack."

Utu was stunned for a moment.

Jiang Chen was also stunned, and then smiled knowingly.

The young Taoist priest is pure, but never stupid.

Night snack.

This word describes it quite appropriately.

She did have a "feast" last night.

"You're hungry, go order some food."

Jiang Chen said.

Are you hungry just now? Didn’t you have a midnight snack last night?

"Ask you something."

"What."

Maotu turned his head in confusion.

"Can you take a bullet with a knife?"

Looking at the serious Jiang Chen, Mao Tu was stunned, probably a little confused.

"Take a bullet with a knife?"

Jiang Chen nodded, "Just like our current distance, if I give you a knife or other weapon, and I shoot at you, can you block it?"

"..."

For some reason, Maotu quickly put away his pistol, then looked at Jiang Chen and asked equally seriously: "Are you killing coins?"

"..."

I don’t know where she learned these curse words.

Jiang Chen, who knew the answer, was not disappointed.

Obvious.

Maotu can't do it.

Although it was a joke just now, it also allowed him to roughly experience the artistic conception described by Lampezhi.

Not to mention successfully evading it, he didn't even have time to react.

The frog at the bottom of the well raises his head to see the moon

A mayfly appears in the sky.

He shook his head, "Mayfly."

Maotu's eyes were full of confusion, "What?"

Jiang Chen put down the barbell.

"bath."

(End of this chapter)