Man Tanghong
Chapter 453: Tang Dynasty's No. 1 Fool! !
Chapter 453: The Greatest Fool in the Tang Dynasty! !
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong in astonishment, and said in disbelief: "He really dares to come?"
Li Xiaogong was even more astonished, and said in disbelief: "You really promised him?"
Li Yuanji nodded with a wry smile.
Li Xiaogong couldn't help but shouted: "Don't you know how fierce you are? How dare you agree to him? Did you not like him, and then encouraged him to come to you, just to kill him?"
Li Yuanji gave Li Xiaogong a blank look, and said angrily, "I'm not as nasty as you think."
Li Xiaogong blew his beard and stared: "Then you still promise him?"
Li Yuanji said speechlessly: "I just said it casually, and I was not in a hurry to fight him. Instead, I asked him to go to Chang'an City to inquire about me. Who knew that he would fight me after he finished inquiring... ..."
Li Xiaogong murmured suspiciously: "So, he is looking for death by himself?"
Li Yuanji recalled the whole process of meeting Zhao Chengyong before, shook his head and said, "Probably not."
Li Xiaogong stared slightly and said, "What is that?"
Li Yuanji said thoughtfully: "It should be because of Lie's heart, I want to try my skills, understand the gap between us, and then practice martial arts hard to catch up with me."
Li Xiaogong was stunned and said: "Is that a Wu lunatic?"
The so-called martial lunatics are pure warriors, the kind of warriors who are addicted to martial arts and become obsessed.
When I meet someone who is comparable to me in martial arts, I will think about competing and learn from each other's strengths. Then go catch up.
They will not stop until they can no longer catch up, or they can no longer find their opponents.
Of course, in the absence of an opponent, it is also possible to challenge the most awe-inspiring world.
For example, Li Yuanba in "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", after becoming invincible in the world, he can only challenge the sky.
Although the end is very miserable, but the courage is unmatched.
In this normal historical world, Zhao Chengyong obviously couldn't reach the level of Li Yuanba's challenge to the sky, but he obviously had a determination to pursue a higher level of martial arts.
"should be……"
Li Yuanji nodded in agreement with Li Xiaogong's statement.
Li Xiaogong couldn't help yelling: "Then how are you going to deal with it? Once this kind of person entangles you, you should know what it will be like."
Li Yuanji gave Li Xiaogong a blank look.
The reason why Li Xiaogong said this is because his predecessor was also a martial arts lunatic, otherwise he would not have disregarded the majesty and face of the prince, and competed with Yu Chigong, a courtier. There is no benefit in winning, and it is easy to lose face if you lose .
It is precisely because his predecessor was Crazy Wu that he also knew what it was like to be entangled by Crazy Wu.
That is, they will challenge you anytime and anywhere, and they will never give up until they defeat you.
"How can I deal with it? The left and right are just a stick."
Li Yuanji said indifferently.
The corner of Li Xiaogong's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to say anything more on this topic for a moment.
Because for others, meeting Wu Crazy is tantamount to encountering trouble, and they need to work hard to deal with it.
For Li Yuanji, meeting Wu Crazy was a matter of one stick, if one stick was not enough, then two sticks, in short, it would not exceed two sticks, so there was no need to bother to deal with it.
"Since you have made a decision, shall I send someone to call him up for you?"
Li Xiaogong suddenly snorted and asked.
I don't know if he thought of the power of Li Yuanji's stick, or Li Yuanji slapped him inadvertently before and broke his arm.
"No hurry, Wuhuating still lacks a rockery, let him move some rocks up first."
Li Yuanji said with a smile.
Li Xiaogong stared and said: "Have been arguing for a long time, why don't you argue with others for nothing?"
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong strangely and said: "I am also a prince, right? Anyone who wants to compete with me can compete? Let him move some stones, it is considered cheap for him!
If it was someone else, I would let him go to the East China Sea first, and move back the tablet stone in Cao Mengde's poem. "
The corner of Li Xiaogong's mouth twitched and said: "So, you are already very kind to him?"
Li Yuanji nodded and said, "Of course."
Li Xiaogong said angrily: "Why do I think you will let him go to the East China Sea to move stones sooner or later?"
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong like a fool and said: "He is not mine, and he is not looking for me for business, why should I be polite to him?
Am I free? "
Li Xiaogong hesitated and said: "You won't use this trick on us one day, will you?"
Li Yuanji asked, "Am I that kind of person?"
Li Xiaogong asked back: "Aren't you?"
Li Yuanji glared at Li Xiaogong, and changed the subject, "I said you are a cripple, and you have worked so hard to climb the mountain to find me, it is impossible to tell me such a thing, right?
If this is the case, it is too much work for you. "
Li Xiaogong subconsciously sat upright, raised his head slightly and said: "Of course not. I am a county king, how can I help someone who has no reputation run errands."
Li Yuanji nodded and said, "I'll just say..."
Li Xiaogong looked at Li Yuanji and said, "I came to you this time because I have something important to tell you."
Li Yuanji was stunned for a moment, then questioned: "There's another death in the palace, isn't it possible?"
Li Xiaogong said with resentful eyes: "Your father, your elder brother, and your other siblings live in the palace, so you long for the dead in the palace?"
Li Yuanji opened his mouth, and just about to start a conversation, he heard Li Xiaogong say again angrily: "I've let you down, no one died in the palace. The people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the people from Dali Temple have been caught by you because they didn't find out what happened before. Father dismissed four of them one after another.
Now that Putian Hou is still making trouble, your father has ordered the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Dali Temple to continue the investigation. It is still a seven-day deadline. Once the seven days are up, if there is still no clue, then the Provincial Supervisor of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Minister of Dali Temple will be charged. "
Li Yuanji said in surprise: "The provincial supervisor is an old man brought over by my father from Jinyang Palace, is he really willing?"
Li Xiaogong said indifferently: "If you don't want to part with it, you have to give an explanation to Putian Hou. Putian Hou is very ruthless this time, and he wants to seek justice for his daughter even if he doesn't want the title.
Putian Hou is also an old man next to the saint, and he is also an old man who has blocked swords and arrows for the saint.
If the sage can't give Putian Hou an explanation, he can only use the Minister of Internal Affairs and the Minister of Dali Temple to quell the matter. "
Li Yuanji said thoughtfully: "So, the Marquis of Putian really loves my daughter..."
Li Xiaogong said indifferently: "That's not necessarily the case, even Jin Zhu's daughter is not worth a prince. So I conclude that there must be something we don't know about."
Although this statement is a bit philistine, it is a big truth.
In this era where clans are the mainstay and men are respected, some people may make all kinds of disturbances in order to seek justice for their daughters, but absolutely no one will exchange titles for the sake of justice for their daughters.
You must know that titles can be hereditary, and even under Tweet, one generation can be discounted, and one marquis can be discounted for several generations.
Exchanging the title of Marquis for a daughter's fairness is like using the wealth of several generations to ask her daughter for an explanation.
Even if the Marquis of Putian loves his daughter to the bone and insists on going his own way, family members, clan members, colleagues, and friends will stop him.
Under these many obstacles, the possibility that Putian Hou will use the title to seek justice for his daughter is almost zero.
So there must be some unknown ways here.
Li Yuanji also guessed the specific method, but there is no need to tell Li Xiaogong.
"If it's just these things, you don't seem to need to make a trip, do you? There's no need to back off from me, right?"
Li Yuanji stared at Li Xiaogong and asked questions.
Li Xiaogong was stunned for a moment, patted his forehead with the hand that was still intact, and shouted: "I forgot about being interrupted by you."
As he spoke, he glared at Li Yuanji and said, "I'm here to tell you that the matter in Yizhou is about to come to an end. If you want to do anything else, you have to prepare early."
Li Yuanji was stunned for a moment, nodded his head and said, "So, some of Dou's direct descendants have already arrived in Yizhou?"
Li Xiaogong nodded and said: "Yes, Dou Wenbiao, the eldest son of Dou Xi."
Li Yuanji asked curiously: "As far as I know, Dou Xi attaches great importance to his eldest son. How did my second brother get him to Yizhou?"
Li Xiaogong smiled and said: "If someone asks, I will definitely say that I don't know. If you ask, I will tell you mercifully."
Speaking of this, Li Xiaogong said treacherously: "It was your second brother-in-law who got him to Yizhou."
Li Yuanji sat there in a daze and didn't say a word for a long time.
Li Xiaogong winked and said: "Accident, right? When I first got the news, I was also very surprised. Who would have thought that Dou Dan, who has always looked stupid and only followed your father's lead, would secretly seek refuge with your second brother."
Li Yuanji came back to his senses, heaved a sigh of relief and said, "It's really unexpected..."
He never thought that Dou Dan, who had always been trusted by Li Yuan, would secretly fall for Li Shimin.
He also asked Dou Dan to help him find an official before.
Fortunately, it was reversed in the middle, and Dou Dan was only asked to help other people find officials, but not his own. Otherwise, his hidden son in Li Jiancheng's palace would be exposed to Li Shimin.
Li Xiaogong gloated and said with emotion: "The people of the Dou family would never have dreamed that Dou Gui, whom they have always regarded as a fool, would actually be the Dou family's inner thief."
Li Yuanji said puzzledly: "I think my second brother-in-law is very smart. Why do you call him an idiot, and why do people from the Dou family treat him as an idiot?"
Li Xiaogong was taken aback for a moment, then asked back: "You don't know?"
Li Yuanji shook his head slowly, he really didn't know.
Li Xiaogong burst out laughing, then laughed louder and louder, more presumptuous, until the end of the laugh he beat his chest, as if he had heard some of the funniest jokes in the world.
When he was beating his chest and stamping his feet, he accidentally pulled his injured arm and felt the pain, so he stopped, and then smiled and said, "It's not because of you, or because he was raped by you before." Father sent Bingzhou to assist you, but you lost Bingzhou together.
That was half of the territory of my Tang Dynasty at that time.
If it wasn't for your second brother's efforts to turn the tide, your loss would have completely ruined my Tang Dynasty.
It is precisely because of this that the two of you are privately called the two most unusable people in my Tang Dynasty.
People with good deeds call you big fools and second fools. "
Li Yuanji's face turned dark all of a sudden.
Li Xiaogong laughed out of breath and said: "In the past you were fierce and ruthless, no one dared to tell you about this, for fear that you would kill them in a fit of embarrassment.
Now, although you are still fierce enough, you are not as ruthless as before.
That's why I dare to tell you this matter. "
(End of this chapter)
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong in astonishment, and said in disbelief: "He really dares to come?"
Li Xiaogong was even more astonished, and said in disbelief: "You really promised him?"
Li Yuanji nodded with a wry smile.
Li Xiaogong couldn't help but shouted: "Don't you know how fierce you are? How dare you agree to him? Did you not like him, and then encouraged him to come to you, just to kill him?"
Li Yuanji gave Li Xiaogong a blank look, and said angrily, "I'm not as nasty as you think."
Li Xiaogong blew his beard and stared: "Then you still promise him?"
Li Yuanji said speechlessly: "I just said it casually, and I was not in a hurry to fight him. Instead, I asked him to go to Chang'an City to inquire about me. Who knew that he would fight me after he finished inquiring... ..."
Li Xiaogong murmured suspiciously: "So, he is looking for death by himself?"
Li Yuanji recalled the whole process of meeting Zhao Chengyong before, shook his head and said, "Probably not."
Li Xiaogong stared slightly and said, "What is that?"
Li Yuanji said thoughtfully: "It should be because of Lie's heart, I want to try my skills, understand the gap between us, and then practice martial arts hard to catch up with me."
Li Xiaogong was stunned and said: "Is that a Wu lunatic?"
The so-called martial lunatics are pure warriors, the kind of warriors who are addicted to martial arts and become obsessed.
When I meet someone who is comparable to me in martial arts, I will think about competing and learn from each other's strengths. Then go catch up.
They will not stop until they can no longer catch up, or they can no longer find their opponents.
Of course, in the absence of an opponent, it is also possible to challenge the most awe-inspiring world.
For example, Li Yuanba in "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", after becoming invincible in the world, he can only challenge the sky.
Although the end is very miserable, but the courage is unmatched.
In this normal historical world, Zhao Chengyong obviously couldn't reach the level of Li Yuanba's challenge to the sky, but he obviously had a determination to pursue a higher level of martial arts.
"should be……"
Li Yuanji nodded in agreement with Li Xiaogong's statement.
Li Xiaogong couldn't help yelling: "Then how are you going to deal with it? Once this kind of person entangles you, you should know what it will be like."
Li Yuanji gave Li Xiaogong a blank look.
The reason why Li Xiaogong said this is because his predecessor was also a martial arts lunatic, otherwise he would not have disregarded the majesty and face of the prince, and competed with Yu Chigong, a courtier. There is no benefit in winning, and it is easy to lose face if you lose .
It is precisely because his predecessor was Crazy Wu that he also knew what it was like to be entangled by Crazy Wu.
That is, they will challenge you anytime and anywhere, and they will never give up until they defeat you.
"How can I deal with it? The left and right are just a stick."
Li Yuanji said indifferently.
The corner of Li Xiaogong's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to say anything more on this topic for a moment.
Because for others, meeting Wu Crazy is tantamount to encountering trouble, and they need to work hard to deal with it.
For Li Yuanji, meeting Wu Crazy was a matter of one stick, if one stick was not enough, then two sticks, in short, it would not exceed two sticks, so there was no need to bother to deal with it.
"Since you have made a decision, shall I send someone to call him up for you?"
Li Xiaogong suddenly snorted and asked.
I don't know if he thought of the power of Li Yuanji's stick, or Li Yuanji slapped him inadvertently before and broke his arm.
"No hurry, Wuhuating still lacks a rockery, let him move some rocks up first."
Li Yuanji said with a smile.
Li Xiaogong stared and said: "Have been arguing for a long time, why don't you argue with others for nothing?"
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong strangely and said: "I am also a prince, right? Anyone who wants to compete with me can compete? Let him move some stones, it is considered cheap for him!
If it was someone else, I would let him go to the East China Sea first, and move back the tablet stone in Cao Mengde's poem. "
The corner of Li Xiaogong's mouth twitched and said: "So, you are already very kind to him?"
Li Yuanji nodded and said, "Of course."
Li Xiaogong said angrily: "Why do I think you will let him go to the East China Sea to move stones sooner or later?"
Li Yuanji looked at Li Xiaogong like a fool and said: "He is not mine, and he is not looking for me for business, why should I be polite to him?
Am I free? "
Li Xiaogong hesitated and said: "You won't use this trick on us one day, will you?"
Li Yuanji asked, "Am I that kind of person?"
Li Xiaogong asked back: "Aren't you?"
Li Yuanji glared at Li Xiaogong, and changed the subject, "I said you are a cripple, and you have worked so hard to climb the mountain to find me, it is impossible to tell me such a thing, right?
If this is the case, it is too much work for you. "
Li Xiaogong subconsciously sat upright, raised his head slightly and said: "Of course not. I am a county king, how can I help someone who has no reputation run errands."
Li Yuanji nodded and said, "I'll just say..."
Li Xiaogong looked at Li Yuanji and said, "I came to you this time because I have something important to tell you."
Li Yuanji was stunned for a moment, then questioned: "There's another death in the palace, isn't it possible?"
Li Xiaogong said with resentful eyes: "Your father, your elder brother, and your other siblings live in the palace, so you long for the dead in the palace?"
Li Yuanji opened his mouth, and just about to start a conversation, he heard Li Xiaogong say again angrily: "I've let you down, no one died in the palace. The people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the people from Dali Temple have been caught by you because they didn't find out what happened before. Father dismissed four of them one after another.
Now that Putian Hou is still making trouble, your father has ordered the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Dali Temple to continue the investigation. It is still a seven-day deadline. Once the seven days are up, if there is still no clue, then the Provincial Supervisor of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Minister of Dali Temple will be charged. "
Li Yuanji said in surprise: "The provincial supervisor is an old man brought over by my father from Jinyang Palace, is he really willing?"
Li Xiaogong said indifferently: "If you don't want to part with it, you have to give an explanation to Putian Hou. Putian Hou is very ruthless this time, and he wants to seek justice for his daughter even if he doesn't want the title.
Putian Hou is also an old man next to the saint, and he is also an old man who has blocked swords and arrows for the saint.
If the sage can't give Putian Hou an explanation, he can only use the Minister of Internal Affairs and the Minister of Dali Temple to quell the matter. "
Li Yuanji said thoughtfully: "So, the Marquis of Putian really loves my daughter..."
Li Xiaogong said indifferently: "That's not necessarily the case, even Jin Zhu's daughter is not worth a prince. So I conclude that there must be something we don't know about."
Although this statement is a bit philistine, it is a big truth.
In this era where clans are the mainstay and men are respected, some people may make all kinds of disturbances in order to seek justice for their daughters, but absolutely no one will exchange titles for the sake of justice for their daughters.
You must know that titles can be hereditary, and even under Tweet, one generation can be discounted, and one marquis can be discounted for several generations.
Exchanging the title of Marquis for a daughter's fairness is like using the wealth of several generations to ask her daughter for an explanation.
Even if the Marquis of Putian loves his daughter to the bone and insists on going his own way, family members, clan members, colleagues, and friends will stop him.
Under these many obstacles, the possibility that Putian Hou will use the title to seek justice for his daughter is almost zero.
So there must be some unknown ways here.
Li Yuanji also guessed the specific method, but there is no need to tell Li Xiaogong.
"If it's just these things, you don't seem to need to make a trip, do you? There's no need to back off from me, right?"
Li Yuanji stared at Li Xiaogong and asked questions.
Li Xiaogong was stunned for a moment, patted his forehead with the hand that was still intact, and shouted: "I forgot about being interrupted by you."
As he spoke, he glared at Li Yuanji and said, "I'm here to tell you that the matter in Yizhou is about to come to an end. If you want to do anything else, you have to prepare early."
Li Yuanji was stunned for a moment, nodded his head and said, "So, some of Dou's direct descendants have already arrived in Yizhou?"
Li Xiaogong nodded and said: "Yes, Dou Wenbiao, the eldest son of Dou Xi."
Li Yuanji asked curiously: "As far as I know, Dou Xi attaches great importance to his eldest son. How did my second brother get him to Yizhou?"
Li Xiaogong smiled and said: "If someone asks, I will definitely say that I don't know. If you ask, I will tell you mercifully."
Speaking of this, Li Xiaogong said treacherously: "It was your second brother-in-law who got him to Yizhou."
Li Yuanji sat there in a daze and didn't say a word for a long time.
Li Xiaogong winked and said: "Accident, right? When I first got the news, I was also very surprised. Who would have thought that Dou Dan, who has always looked stupid and only followed your father's lead, would secretly seek refuge with your second brother."
Li Yuanji came back to his senses, heaved a sigh of relief and said, "It's really unexpected..."
He never thought that Dou Dan, who had always been trusted by Li Yuan, would secretly fall for Li Shimin.
He also asked Dou Dan to help him find an official before.
Fortunately, it was reversed in the middle, and Dou Dan was only asked to help other people find officials, but not his own. Otherwise, his hidden son in Li Jiancheng's palace would be exposed to Li Shimin.
Li Xiaogong gloated and said with emotion: "The people of the Dou family would never have dreamed that Dou Gui, whom they have always regarded as a fool, would actually be the Dou family's inner thief."
Li Yuanji said puzzledly: "I think my second brother-in-law is very smart. Why do you call him an idiot, and why do people from the Dou family treat him as an idiot?"
Li Xiaogong was taken aback for a moment, then asked back: "You don't know?"
Li Yuanji shook his head slowly, he really didn't know.
Li Xiaogong burst out laughing, then laughed louder and louder, more presumptuous, until the end of the laugh he beat his chest, as if he had heard some of the funniest jokes in the world.
When he was beating his chest and stamping his feet, he accidentally pulled his injured arm and felt the pain, so he stopped, and then smiled and said, "It's not because of you, or because he was raped by you before." Father sent Bingzhou to assist you, but you lost Bingzhou together.
That was half of the territory of my Tang Dynasty at that time.
If it wasn't for your second brother's efforts to turn the tide, your loss would have completely ruined my Tang Dynasty.
It is precisely because of this that the two of you are privately called the two most unusable people in my Tang Dynasty.
People with good deeds call you big fools and second fools. "
Li Yuanji's face turned dark all of a sudden.
Li Xiaogong laughed out of breath and said: "In the past you were fierce and ruthless, no one dared to tell you about this, for fear that you would kill them in a fit of embarrassment.
Now, although you are still fierce enough, you are not as ruthless as before.
That's why I dare to tell you this matter. "
(End of this chapter)
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