Hong Kong Comprehensive Starts from Chasing the Dragon
Chapter 376 Bean VS Yin Tianqiu
In the end, Principal Zhang took the authorization document signed by Mr. Bean and left the Chinese Chamber of Commerce with doubts.
On the other side, Johnny Ingrid, whose ancestral home was in London, was enjoying his vacation when he suddenly received an order and hurried back to MI[-].
"Johnny, I... I don't know how to tell you, you should read this information first..." Looking at the John Bull who was the most unprofessional and also the most loyal special agent to the royal family in front of him, the MI[-] The supervisor pushed a document over with a headache.
"Sir, is there any particularly dangerous mission that requires me?
You don't have to worry about my identity, since I was born, I have been mentally prepared to die for John Bull! With a confident face, Johnny flicked the family badge pinned to his right chest, then opened the file and read it.
After 2 minutes, Johnny put down the file with a speechless face: "Sir, McLehose's criticism is too outrageous.
He is the governor of Hong Kong Island sent by John Bull, and he actually issued this official document because my brother promised to become an honorary alumnus of a school? "
"Johnny, please don't get excited, because you two brothers have special identities.
Some actions that may be inadvertent to you will actually bring troubles to other people's work..."
"OK, OK..." Johnny took a deep breath, shrugged his shoulders and said, "What does the superior mean? Do you want me to persuade Bean to decline this matter?"
"Well, if possible...the public will pay the relevant liquidated damages."
"Sorry, I can't do it. As the head of the family, I can only promise not to prevent you from meeting Bean. I don't care if we can talk about it or not."
……
Next day, London Library.
Seven well-known negotiators in the London aristocratic circle looked at a Teddy Bear opposite them with black lines on their heads.
According to Mr. Bean, if they can persuade his best friend Teddy Bear to nod, he will agree not to be an honorary alumnus of Mong Kok Workers Night School.
"Ladies and gentlemen." The well-dressed old man in the lead took a deep breath, stood up and tightened his tie: "I think, instead of trying to persuade this plush doll bear to nod. It's better for everyone to go by plane at their own expense." Hong Kong Island, persuade Mai Lihose who caused this mess to bow his head."
"Seconded!"
"Today's job is too fucked. My reputation of 30 years in the industry is actually planted on a teddy bear."
"Fuck, what a bitch MacLehose, how many pounds of water would he have to put in his head before he could conceive of asking us to negotiate with Mr. Bean?"
……
These seven top negotiators, who are all ranked high in the world, walked out of the London library cursing.
A man wearing brown trousers and an old-style striped suit walked out of the room with a happy expression.
Carefully holding up Teddy Bear on the negotiating table, he asked with a serious expression: "My friend, do you also think that my decision to agree to become an honorary alumnus of Mong Kok Workers' Night School is correct?"
Teddy Bear was pinched by three fingers and nodded gently. Mr. Bean was very happy. He shook his hands excitedly, circling in circles, and even danced with his buttocks twisted.
A group of senior library executives hiding outside the room saw this scene, and they peeked at each other.
The curator, who was a bit obese, swallowed hard: "Everyone, I think, since Mr. Bean has agreed to be the...that one on Hong Kong Island..."
"Sir, Mong Kok Workers' Night School." An administrator quickly reminded.
The curator nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, what a wonderful school name, although I haven't visited the field, but after hearing this school name full of humanism, I'm sure that the students who come out of this school will never Worse than Oxford and Cambridge."
The big boss has laid the groundwork for so much, and these library staff who have been with Bean in fear all day long don't know the deep meaning of the big boss.
"Sir, I propose that in order to promote the dissemination and exchange of Chinese and Western cultures, we should reluctantly let go of Mr. Bean, an excellent employee, and let him take on this historical responsibility, and go to Hong Kong Island to serve as the librarian of the Mong Kok Workers' Night School."
"Seconded!"
"I also agree."
……
Three days later, Ding Yunfeng received a telegram from Bao Fu and Johnny.
The content of the telegram is very simple, except for daily greetings, there is only one meaning - Mr. Bean, please.
???
Ding Yunfeng's eyes twitched when he saw this telegram filled with the smell of dumping pot. The bean is a mascot if it is used well, but if it is not handled well, it is simply a pot god.
After pondering for a while, Ding Yunfeng picked up the phone and called Qian Wendi: "Wendi, please give me a word to Yin Tianchou.
Tell him that I give 5 million a year to support him in making movies, on the premise that he must sign a contract for 30 years, and also help me take care of a foreign friend who is very talented in acting. "
Hearing that Ding Sir's conditions were so favorable, Yin Tianchou signed the contract immediately.
Two days later, Yin Tianchou, who had overslept, brushed his teeth while driving, and quickly rushed to Kai Tak Airport. He had just combed his hair at the pick-up exit, and he was recognized in the crowd at a glance while shaving his beard. Come Mr. Bean.
From the incongruous language to the exaggerated body movements, the two exchanged ideas and confirmed that the other party was exactly the same kind of person.
Half an hour later, Ding Yunfeng received a call from Yin Tianchou.
Hearing that he was very happy to meet his new friend Doudou, Ding Yunfeng secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
Just like defeating magic with magic; today's Hong Kong Island can hold Mr. Bean, only the nonsense of Yin Tianchou, the king of comedy.
At this time, the police headquarters.
Huang Yaobing and Lin Leimeng sat upright, and sitting opposite them were three ghost police officers at the Constitutional Committee level.
After reading the action report submitted by the two, the tall and thin ghost on the left looked at Huang Yaobing with a dissatisfied expression: "Sir Huang, the report you handed in seems a bit too exaggerated for the role of Sergeant Ding Yunfeng in the case." Does it work?"
"Sir, I can take responsibility for the report I wrote myself. Moreover, the 130 and two officers of our Wanchai Police Station involved in the counterfeit banknote case of the Hengda Group can all attest that everything I wrote in this report is true. !” Huang Yaobing puffed out his chest and replied loudly.
The corner of the tall and thin ghost's mouth twitched, and he pointed to one of the pages of the report: "Here it says, because you are unwell, the police chief Ding Yunfeng did not mess around in the face of danger, and formulated the entire action plan???"
"Yes sir, my stomach hurts during this time."
"Huang Sir, but the place you are covering is not your stomach..."
"Oh, why is it still drooping?"
Seeing Huang Yaobing, who was clutching his abdomen without oil and salt, the ghost looked at Leimeng Lin: "Sir Lin, Sir Ding is from the Wanchai Police Station, why is it that he is also responsible for your crackdown on the Hengda Group's note making factory?" superior."
"Sir, because our Tsim Sha Tsui Police Station used Sir Ding's informant."
"Well, well..." The ghost was at a loss. He looked at Les, who was covering his mouth and holding back his smile. He signed his name in the report speechlessly: "Don't be complacent, even if you pass this pass." Don't think about Ding being promoted to inspector again, he has no education..."
On the other side, Johnny Ingrid, whose ancestral home was in London, was enjoying his vacation when he suddenly received an order and hurried back to MI[-].
"Johnny, I... I don't know how to tell you, you should read this information first..." Looking at the John Bull who was the most unprofessional and also the most loyal special agent to the royal family in front of him, the MI[-] The supervisor pushed a document over with a headache.
"Sir, is there any particularly dangerous mission that requires me?
You don't have to worry about my identity, since I was born, I have been mentally prepared to die for John Bull! With a confident face, Johnny flicked the family badge pinned to his right chest, then opened the file and read it.
After 2 minutes, Johnny put down the file with a speechless face: "Sir, McLehose's criticism is too outrageous.
He is the governor of Hong Kong Island sent by John Bull, and he actually issued this official document because my brother promised to become an honorary alumnus of a school? "
"Johnny, please don't get excited, because you two brothers have special identities.
Some actions that may be inadvertent to you will actually bring troubles to other people's work..."
"OK, OK..." Johnny took a deep breath, shrugged his shoulders and said, "What does the superior mean? Do you want me to persuade Bean to decline this matter?"
"Well, if possible...the public will pay the relevant liquidated damages."
"Sorry, I can't do it. As the head of the family, I can only promise not to prevent you from meeting Bean. I don't care if we can talk about it or not."
……
Next day, London Library.
Seven well-known negotiators in the London aristocratic circle looked at a Teddy Bear opposite them with black lines on their heads.
According to Mr. Bean, if they can persuade his best friend Teddy Bear to nod, he will agree not to be an honorary alumnus of Mong Kok Workers Night School.
"Ladies and gentlemen." The well-dressed old man in the lead took a deep breath, stood up and tightened his tie: "I think, instead of trying to persuade this plush doll bear to nod. It's better for everyone to go by plane at their own expense." Hong Kong Island, persuade Mai Lihose who caused this mess to bow his head."
"Seconded!"
"Today's job is too fucked. My reputation of 30 years in the industry is actually planted on a teddy bear."
"Fuck, what a bitch MacLehose, how many pounds of water would he have to put in his head before he could conceive of asking us to negotiate with Mr. Bean?"
……
These seven top negotiators, who are all ranked high in the world, walked out of the London library cursing.
A man wearing brown trousers and an old-style striped suit walked out of the room with a happy expression.
Carefully holding up Teddy Bear on the negotiating table, he asked with a serious expression: "My friend, do you also think that my decision to agree to become an honorary alumnus of Mong Kok Workers' Night School is correct?"
Teddy Bear was pinched by three fingers and nodded gently. Mr. Bean was very happy. He shook his hands excitedly, circling in circles, and even danced with his buttocks twisted.
A group of senior library executives hiding outside the room saw this scene, and they peeked at each other.
The curator, who was a bit obese, swallowed hard: "Everyone, I think, since Mr. Bean has agreed to be the...that one on Hong Kong Island..."
"Sir, Mong Kok Workers' Night School." An administrator quickly reminded.
The curator nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, what a wonderful school name, although I haven't visited the field, but after hearing this school name full of humanism, I'm sure that the students who come out of this school will never Worse than Oxford and Cambridge."
The big boss has laid the groundwork for so much, and these library staff who have been with Bean in fear all day long don't know the deep meaning of the big boss.
"Sir, I propose that in order to promote the dissemination and exchange of Chinese and Western cultures, we should reluctantly let go of Mr. Bean, an excellent employee, and let him take on this historical responsibility, and go to Hong Kong Island to serve as the librarian of the Mong Kok Workers' Night School."
"Seconded!"
"I also agree."
……
Three days later, Ding Yunfeng received a telegram from Bao Fu and Johnny.
The content of the telegram is very simple, except for daily greetings, there is only one meaning - Mr. Bean, please.
???
Ding Yunfeng's eyes twitched when he saw this telegram filled with the smell of dumping pot. The bean is a mascot if it is used well, but if it is not handled well, it is simply a pot god.
After pondering for a while, Ding Yunfeng picked up the phone and called Qian Wendi: "Wendi, please give me a word to Yin Tianchou.
Tell him that I give 5 million a year to support him in making movies, on the premise that he must sign a contract for 30 years, and also help me take care of a foreign friend who is very talented in acting. "
Hearing that Ding Sir's conditions were so favorable, Yin Tianchou signed the contract immediately.
Two days later, Yin Tianchou, who had overslept, brushed his teeth while driving, and quickly rushed to Kai Tak Airport. He had just combed his hair at the pick-up exit, and he was recognized in the crowd at a glance while shaving his beard. Come Mr. Bean.
From the incongruous language to the exaggerated body movements, the two exchanged ideas and confirmed that the other party was exactly the same kind of person.
Half an hour later, Ding Yunfeng received a call from Yin Tianchou.
Hearing that he was very happy to meet his new friend Doudou, Ding Yunfeng secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
Just like defeating magic with magic; today's Hong Kong Island can hold Mr. Bean, only the nonsense of Yin Tianchou, the king of comedy.
At this time, the police headquarters.
Huang Yaobing and Lin Leimeng sat upright, and sitting opposite them were three ghost police officers at the Constitutional Committee level.
After reading the action report submitted by the two, the tall and thin ghost on the left looked at Huang Yaobing with a dissatisfied expression: "Sir Huang, the report you handed in seems a bit too exaggerated for the role of Sergeant Ding Yunfeng in the case." Does it work?"
"Sir, I can take responsibility for the report I wrote myself. Moreover, the 130 and two officers of our Wanchai Police Station involved in the counterfeit banknote case of the Hengda Group can all attest that everything I wrote in this report is true. !” Huang Yaobing puffed out his chest and replied loudly.
The corner of the tall and thin ghost's mouth twitched, and he pointed to one of the pages of the report: "Here it says, because you are unwell, the police chief Ding Yunfeng did not mess around in the face of danger, and formulated the entire action plan???"
"Yes sir, my stomach hurts during this time."
"Huang Sir, but the place you are covering is not your stomach..."
"Oh, why is it still drooping?"
Seeing Huang Yaobing, who was clutching his abdomen without oil and salt, the ghost looked at Leimeng Lin: "Sir Lin, Sir Ding is from the Wanchai Police Station, why is it that he is also responsible for your crackdown on the Hengda Group's note making factory?" superior."
"Sir, because our Tsim Sha Tsui Police Station used Sir Ding's informant."
"Well, well..." The ghost was at a loss. He looked at Les, who was covering his mouth and holding back his smile. He signed his name in the report speechlessly: "Don't be complacent, even if you pass this pass." Don't think about Ding being promoted to inspector again, he has no education..."
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