Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 1 Winter
Beijing.

Cold, even breathing with breath.

The coal stove at He Yuzhu's house went out last night, so when he woke up in the morning, there was no temperature in the room, and he was breathing heavily.

Lying on the bed and looking at this unfamiliar yet familiar environment, He Yuzhu held a flower seed in his mouth, lit it with a match, and began to puff.

The deep eyes flashed with the light of wisdom.

His name is He Yubing. He is a night-shift security guard in a supermarket. When he was watching dramas in the middle of the night, he was so disgusted by the plot that he couldn't hold back for a while. in the world!

He even became the big fool He Yuzhu he called himself!
The beasts in this yard, except for the deaf old lady, don't have a good thing!It can be said to be full of beasts.

Uncle, he likes to kidnap others morally, he is a bad guy, he can't give birth to children, he helps Shazhu not because he is selfless, but because he has his own selfishness, he wants Shazhu to provide for their husband and wife until their death.

The second uncle is an official fan, and he can do anything without bottom line in order to be an official!

The third master is good at calculation and loves to take advantage of small things. It is very apt to describe him with four words.

Xu Damao, bad pus!
Jia's family is a complete set of white-eyed wolves, Qin Huairu, a little widow who sacrificed her looks for profit, not to mention, she is a blood-sucking and scheming bitch!

Although all her starting points are for the sake of children, this cannot be the reason for her to deceive others and hurt others.

What makes people even more infuriating is the pit brother crazy devil, He Yushui!A silly girl who pushed her own brother into the fire pit.

Silly pillars are not worthy of pity, because poor people must have something to hate!
If he hadn't been willing to be kidnapped by Da Da Dao, no one would have been able to force him to help Qin Huairu's family.
If it wasn't for the pretty widow Qin Huairu, he wouldn't have been able to get a wife all the time. Is silly Zhu really stupid?Could it be that he doesn't even understand the difference between men and women, and that there are many truths in front of widows?Unless he is mentally retarded!

Maybe He Yubing's thoughts are a little extreme. He thinks that silly Zhu is a licking dog. He is blindfolded by the tears of Widow Qin, and he can't find the northeast and northwest with a few good words!

He also willingly helped others to support the Jia family of five, and he didn't understand how the vicious old witch Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, opened her mouth when she was called 'Mom'.

Lou Xiaoe came back with his biological son He Xiao. He didn't even fulfill the responsibility of being a father for a day. Although he said he liked his son, but for Qin Huairu's family to treat his biological son, he attached to Lou Xiaoe like a leech. Lou's blood, to fill the white-eyed wolves in the courtyard.

Thinking about it makes me angry, did the screenwriter who is full of love in the courtyard drink too much fake wine?Without ten years of cerebral thrombosis, it is impossible to write such a ruinous plot!
I can't think about it any more, the plot of destroying the three views is too high, and I have a mania myself, and I almost smashed the computer in front of me...

As for whether silly Zhu is stupid or not, the benevolent sees benevolence, and the wise sees wisdom. Anyway, I think he is serious and lacks heart.

Just be silly, live your life honestly, marry a virtuous daughter-in-law, give birth to a lot of dolls, buy a few courtyard houses, and when you are old and retired, you will have a net worth of more than one billion, enough to be beautiful The rest of my life is over.

Hey······

After a helpless sigh, he lifted the quilt reluctantly, left the warm quilt, and greeted the first morning he crossed over.

If it wasn't for the rumbling of his hungry stomach, he would have to leave.

Regarding whether to eat breakfast first or go to the toilet first, He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and chose the latter. Looking at the rough toilet paper in his hand, he secretly said: Wipe your butt with this for a long time!

In order to avoid hemorrhoids, he took out the white and soft toilet paper from the heart-to-heart brand, and a smug look flashed in his eyes!

It is worth mentioning that, along with him, he also traveled with him, as well as his former workplace, Jiajiale Supermarket, and the supermarket, there are a dazzling array of commodities, piled up into mountains of materials, with these items, it also makes him more. Have confidence to face the years of lack of food and clothing.

Putting on the dirty, black-haired padded jacket, loose and fat padded trousers, and overalls, he regretted it before he took a few steps out of the door.

In this snowy, piercing winter, the wind hit his neck first, and he shivered from the cold, and the tricky wind also got in through his trouser legs.

There is a kind of yearning called Wangchuan Qiushui, and there is a kind of cold that I can't wait to wear a few more pairs of long pants.

The public toilet, a building he had only seen in film and television, gave him a good lesson today. Just as he took off his pants and squatted down, a cool breeze blew through, which made him deeply realize that the wind blows his ass. The four-character meaning of .

"Snapped"

When he got out of the toilet, He Yuzhu slapped himself. There is a toilet in his personal space. Did he get water in his head? Baba himself ran out to suffer this crime.

"Silly······"

Xu Damao, who came out to go to the toilet, saw Shazhu instinctively wanted to make fun of him, and was annoyed at him, but when he saw Shazhu for some reason, he could do it to himself. , Confused, beat yourself up again, forcibly holding back the 'pillar'.

Xu Damao made a miscalculation, a manic patient, or maybe he was influenced by his predecessor Shazhu, when the two of them intersected, they suddenly kicked Xu Damao's ass, watching Xu Damao's dog eating shit, lying on the ground, and swearing Xiangxiang: "Grandson, a good dog doesn't get in the way, you don't know it!"

He Yuzhu scolded and walked away, leaving Xu Damao with a dazed face and the cold wind blowing. After a few seconds, Xu Damao, who reflected on it, gritted his teeth: "Silly Zhu, you have to die, you wait, this revenge will not be repaid, I Xu Damao I promise not to be human!"

He Yuzhu, who came home, took out the burnt briquettes with a coal clip. He hesitated about cooking from the new fire. It was nothing else that made him embarrassed, but his laziness!

As a late-stage patient with lazy cancer, he quickly made a decision. It was just breakfast. There was no need to be so troublesome. It was enough to deal with it. Before crossing the road, he did not have the habit of eating breakfast. , get up and eat lunch directly.

He opened the cupboard, looked at the golden wotou, took a bite, instantly widened his eyes, threw away the wotou that was hard to swallow in anger, scratched his throat, picked up the tea jar and took a sip of the cold boiled water that had already cooled down, He took his breath away: "Fuck, I almost choked to death, Master!"

He Yuzhu slapped himself again, soaked a bucket of Master Kong instant noodles, added root sausage, and a hillbilly egg. Isn't it delicious!
Entering the space, on the instant noodles shelf, I took a bucket of Master Kong's braised instant noodles, a golden gong ham sausage, and a shelled hillbilly egg.

When he left the space, he took out another bottle of his favorite fat house happy water.

He Yuzhu soaked noodles in hot water from a thermos bottle, stuffed with ham sausage and eggs, and it will be ready to eat in a few minutes. He turned on the fat house happy water and drank it happily. He is beautiful, but he lives in the middle courtyard But the other residents scolded their mothers in their hearts!

Liu Guangfu, who lives with the second uncle in the middle hospital, said, "Whose family cooks so deliciously this early in the morning?"

"Who else could there be?" The second aunt continued angrily: "It must be the stupid Zhu family!"

Liu Guangtian: "This smells so delicious, I must eat meat!"

"Mom, we haven't eaten meat for a long time, when will we eat meat?"

With a gloomy face, the second uncle tapped the porridge bowl vigorously with his chopsticks, and scolded him with full style: "Just like you bears, you still want to eat meat? All the things that don't live up to your expectations, why did I give birth to you two wastes? !"

The steamed buns and eggs in the hands of the second uncle felt that they were not fragrant in an instant, so he put down his chopsticks: "I'm going to work!"

When Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian saw the remaining half of the steamed bun and the egg they took a bite, they reached out to pick it up, but the second aunt stopped them and stretched out their palms: "Want to eat?"

"Bring the money!"

"Don't forget what you said yourself, new people, new things, new countries, make your own money and spend it yourself!"

And Jia's house, who lives in the opposite door, has a better nose than a police dog, sniffing hard: "Mom, it smells so good, I want to eat meat too!"

Xiaodang: "Mom, I want to eat meat too!"

Little Sophora japonica: "Little Sophora japonica also wants to eat meat!"

"When your mother starts her salary this month, let her cut half a catty of meat, and then we can eat it!"

When Jia Zhangshi finished speaking, he looked at Qin Huairu and shook his head, with a sour look on his face: "This idiot doesn't know what to do so early in the morning, this fragrance pierces his nose, and makes no one eat. ."

Qin Huairu didn't answer, broke off the cornbread, thinking about something on his mind, chewing bite by bite, "I took away Shazhu's net bag lunch box last night, where did he get the meat?"

"I won't eat it!" Bangjie dropped his chopsticks and ran out.

"What are you doing?" Qin Huairu asked quickly.

Bang Terri opened the door, and a gust of cold air rushed into the room, leaving a message: "I'm going to Shazhu's house to eat meat!" He ran away without looking back.

"This child!" Jia Zhangshi smiled: "Busy and busy."

When Qin Huairu saw Banggen going to Shazhu's house to ask for food, she took it for granted that she didn't care. Shazhu liked Banggen very much, and he would definitely get food when he went there!

Seeing Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua looking at him hopefully, he smiled and said, "Go if you want, but you have to be polite and ask Uncle He to know!"

"Huairu, when the children are growing up, especially the sticks can't be without their mouths. These days, the soup is scarce and the water is scarce. It's not sticky noodle porridge, or wotou. Even I eat heartburn and acid reflux water. You go today. Find silly Zhu to see if you can order refined grains and white flour buns."

"Mom, don't worry, I'll talk to Sha Zhu in a while, and he will definitely agree!"

"In these years, our family, orphans and widows, have had a hard time! If it wasn't for a fool to help, I really don't know how to live this day."

Qin Huairu drank the last mouthful of porridge and sighed: "Yes, there are so many people in the courtyard, and the silly Zhu is sincere to our family!"

Jia Zhang's wrinkled old face was filled with joy: "How about you call him stupid Zhu, he is stupid!"

"But then again, if he's not stupid, how can he help our family without asking for anything in return..."

　Everyone reading the big man, some people said that there is no second volume in Qingman Siheyuan, the little woman under Zhengyangmen is good-looking, and if you don't like Qingman courtyard, you can detour to the second volume to read the next story!

　　
　
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