Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 10 Rectifying Xu Damao

"Xu Damao?"

He Yuzhu was about to take a rest when there was a muffled bang in the courtyard. He opened the door and took a closer look. There was a crouched figure lying sideways, and when he looked down, it was Xu Damao, the grandson.

Seeing how drunk Xu Damao was, he made a plan, looked left and right, there was not even a ghost in the middle of the night, and the lights of each house were not turned on. He entered the space and picked a lady in the clothing area. Underpants, shredded the package, and then exited the space.

Stuffing the pink lace-trimmed women's underwear into Xu Damao's pocket, I planned to slap Xu Damao hard to wake him up. In the spirit of humanitarianism, I can't watch him freeze to death outside in the winter.

But in the next second, he came up with a less harmful and extremely insulting method. He took off his pants, pointed towards Xu Damao's head, and began to hiss. A stream of urine fell from the sky, and Xu Damao's hair and face were all stained. It was full of He Yuzhu's yellow water, and he took a mouthful. Xu Damao, who was choked awake, wiped his face and sobered up too.

But Comrade He Yuzhu, who did good deeds without leaving a name, has long since disappeared without a trace in the dark of night.

After urinating, He Yuzhu came under the window of Xu Damao's house to listen to the wall. Inside the house, Lou Xiao'e's angry scolding came out: "Xu Damao, tell me, drink it in the morning, at noon, and at night. It's a good wine. , drink bad wine, drink it every day, why don't you drink it to death!"

"You old lady, what do you know? Secretary Yang, deputy factory director Li asked me to accompany me, dare I not accompany you? What's more, how many people rush to curry favor with the leader have no chance."

"Seeing that you smell of alcohol all over your body, and you still have a strange smell on your body, you are so coaxing, wash it up quickly, and you are not allowed to go to bed if you don't wash it!"

Then Lou Xiaoe poured hot water for Xu Damao, helped him hang his clothes, and found the pink underpants in Xu Damao's pocket without accident. In this silent night, Lou Xiaoe let out a roar, which shocked the world: "Xu Damao..."

Lou Xiao'e, who was holding pink underpants, was about to go mad with anger. Holding a feather duster, she slapped Xu Damao madly, crying, "Xu Damao, you bastard, how do you explain these underpants?"

Lou Xiaoe held the pink underpants: "Tell me, whose underpants belong to? That shameless woman?"

Xu Damao was hurt by the beating: "Lou Xiao'e, I drank too much, I really don't know who it is, let me tell you, don't beat me, I'm in a hurry to beat you again."

Ping-pong, jingle, bang, bang... Various sounds came from the room, and the couple wrestled together.

Such a big movement shocked the whole courtyard.The lights were turned on in every house, and he went back quietly, but no one could catch him listening to the wall.

Go back to the house and wait for the general assembly.

The meeting of the whole hospital in the middle of the night was also a unique experience.

He Yuzhu poured a bowl of sugar water, held a hot tea mug, ate melon seeds, and went to watch the excitement with a step that no relatives would recognize.

I just took one more look at you in the crowd, and I couldn’t forget your face anymore. After traveling for a few days, He Yuzhu finally saw Yu Li, a young woman, a young mature woman. A fucking flower was stuck in cow dung, Yu Lido What a beautiful, endearing girl, Yan Xie would be such a bastard, if Qin Huairu hadn't patted him, he would have had to withdraw his greedy eyes.

"Silly Zhu, do you know what happened this late at night?"

He Yuzhu shook his head: "I don't know."

Doing good deeds without leaving a name is his consistent style of doing things.

The uncle was wearing a cotton coat: "Everyone be quiet, everyone saw that Xu Damao and his wife fought in the middle of the night, let's see how Lou Xiao'e was beaten."

The corner of Lou Xiaoe's mouth was bleeding, her face was bruised and purple, and she looked very pitiful.Xu Damao didn't have a chance to go there, and was turned into a gourd of blood by Lou Xiaoe.

Emma, ​​this Xu Damao is really nothing, how could he beat his wife.

Xu Damao is really not a man, he actually hit a woman.

Isn't that right, whoever follows him will be miserable for eight lifetimes.

"The couple fought, why!" The elder suddenly raised his voice: "It's because of Xu Damao, who went home after drinking, and there was an extra pair of pink women's underpants in his pocket!"

Hahaha, as soon as this remark came out, the whole courtyard burst into laughter.

"Jingru, why don't you come to the theater without melon seeds? It's a cold day, and you can drink some hot water to keep you warm!"

Qin Jingru took the melon seeds and the big tea pot, and took a sip happily, "Brother Zhuzi, it's sugar water!"

"Sweet, I put several spoonfuls of sugar!"

"Well, sweet!"

Suddenly, someone shouted: "Grandpa, ask Xu Damao to take out the pink underpants, and let us see what they look like!"

"Don't make a fuss, stand up, call everyone, one is that Xu Damao is wrong to beat his wife, and the other is that Xu Damao has committed a serious style problem!"

Xu Damao became anxious immediately, "Master, I don't have one!"

"Second uncle, do you believe it?"

The second uncle straightened his back, full of posture: "Now it's not a question of whether you believe it or not, the evidence is conclusive. If you say you don't have one, how do you explain the pink underpants that appeared in your pocket?"

"I don't know why I have a woman's underpants in my pocket. Neighbors, uncles and uncles, I guarantee on my personality that I really drank too much. I swear, I never committed a life style problem."

The uncle was a little embarrassed. As a good person, he wanted to let Xu Damao go, but he couldn't take the initiative to speak up about this matter, so he could only blame him: "Everyone, let's talk about how to deal with this matter!"

What else can I do?
Legal solution... Legal solution... Xu Damao is not popular, and no one in the yard has anything good to say about him.

The old man saw that this was not good. If the law were to be dealt with, Xu Damao would have to be sentenced.

"Lou Xiao'e, tell me your opinion. After all, it's your couple's family business. Do you want to let it go in our compound, or send him to the security office of the factory, or choose to call the police and let the police handle this matter. matter?"

Lou Xiao'e is a smart girl, and she also understood the meaning of the uncle's words. If this is sent to the factory security office, Xu Damao's job will be lost. If she chooses to call the police, Xu Damao will have to go to jail. Unwilling, I didn't know what to choose for a while.

Seeing that no one spoke, the deaf old lady said, "Well, why is no one talking?"

The uncle said softly: "Old lady, should I send Xu Damao to the factory security office, or just let it go for nothing in this compound!"

"Send it to the security office, deal with him, and make him not learn well!"

The deaf old lady is in this courtyard, she can say a lot, and when the old lady speaks, everyone supports and agrees.

"Brother Zhuzi, this Xu Damao looks like a dog, but I didn't expect him to be a bad bastard!"

"Sister, this is called knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing hearts!"

He Yuzhu secretly rubbed against Qin Jingru's small hands, making Qin Jingru lower her head shyly, not daring to look at him.

The old man made a final decision: "Okay, just do as the old lady said!"

He Yuzhu thought, there is no witness to this matter, only a pair of underpants whose origin cannot be explained clearly, at most Xu Damao will be punished, and it will not cause any actual harm to him, let alone Xu Damao went home after drinking with the factory leader , There is no time to find flowers and ask willows in time.

A farce ended with Xu Damao being sent to the security office of the factory. The second uncle, who is addicted to officials, took full power to deal with the matter. Every household also went back to sleep, let go of Qin Jingru's little hand, yawned, and He Yuzhu was going back to sleep As for the two parties involved, whether Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e can sleep or not, he doesn't care.

(End of this chapter)