Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 15 Tiger skin in hand!

"Silly Zhu, are you an idiot?" The second uncle said with a bite.

The uncle continued: "It's also called live beads!"

"Hehe, the two uncles have eaten before?"

The first uncle and the second uncle looked at each other, and said with a smile: "I used to go to Nanjing on a business trip with your second uncle, and the local factory entertained us once."

The second uncle recalled: "Lao Yi and I didn't want to eat it at the time, and felt that we couldn't put it down. It was only after being persuaded to take a sip that we realized that it looked disgusting, but it was delicious!"

Several people were chatting and laughing, drinking wine, and having a good time. The eldest lady brought food to the deaf old lady: "Old lady, you have bad teeth, you eat eggs."

The deaf old lady smiled kindly: "Okay..."

"Silly Zhu, your salary has been raised by one level. This is a happy event. When will we set up a table and let's celebrate?"

The third master started to calculate again.

"A salary increase is a good thing, and it is worth celebrating!" The second uncle gave the third uncle a voice.

The old man learned to be smart, so he watched without making a sound. He didn't want to offend He Yuzhu again.

"The wages haven't been paid yet, so how can we celebrate? I'm still borrowing the living expenses from the uncle this month. When the wages are paid, I will set up a table and invite a few uncles to appreciate it!"

While He Yuzhu was talking, Bang Geng opened the door and came in in a hurry.

"Silly column, silly column!"

"What are you eating, I can smell the aroma outside!"

He Yuzhu smiled, with coldness hidden in his eyes, and slapped the stick on the head: "Little bastard, I forgot how I told you, it doesn't matter whether it's big or small, it's Uncle He!"

For the sake of eating, Bang Geng only dared to scold He Yuzhu a few words in his heart, pointing at Maodan: "Uncle He, I want to eat too!"

He Yuzhu held a chopstick and wore three hairy eggs: "Here, don't eat alone, share one with Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua!"

He Yuzhu was not surprised at the appearance of the stick, it must have been instigated by Qin Huairu.

"Three gentlemen, I have something to tell you. Didn't Qin Huairu introduce her cousin to me? The girl agreed to see me everywhere. So, can I not be called a silly pillar in the future? It will affect the image too much! "

The old man took a sip of wine and pursed his lips: "Zhuzi's words make sense, we're stupid, we're all right, don't let the girl misunderstand that Zhuzi is really stupid!"

"The first uncle is right, and the second uncle will not call you a fool anymore."

The third master rolled his eyes: "Zhuzi, you can't find any girl based on your conditions. You should find a girl from the city who has a job. Why look for a rural registered permanent residence."

"Hi!"

"Isn't it because Qin Huairu couldn't repay the money she owed me, and felt embarrassed about borrowing food from me, so she took the initiative to introduce her cousin to me, and she couldn't refuse. Thinking that she was too old, and it was time to marry a wife, she agreed to meet gone."

The third master took a bite of the egg, smashed it, and said, "Zhuzi, there is a female teacher in our school named Ran Qiuye, who is 23 years younger than you this year, she is beautiful and educated, and she is better than Qin Huairu's cousin in every way." Qiang, you have to have an idea and the third master will introduce it to you!"

He Yuzhu thought to himself: Ran Qiuye has appeared!It is true that Ran Qiuye is much better than Qin Jingru in every aspect, but a woman like Ran Qiu is a bit young and likes petty bourgeoisie, which is not in line with his ideas, and it is even more impossible to serve him like Qin Jingru in the future, but thinking of Ran Qiuye's beauty, she decided to do it again. Scumbag, don't be preconceived, it is still necessary to meet.

"Then I'll leave this matter to the third master. If I get married with Teacher Ran, I will give you a chicken, two ducks, and three catties of good fat."

The third master nodded in satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Come, come, drink, this is settled, I will mention it to Teacher Ran when I go to work tomorrow."

After drinking, He Yuzhu borrowed the old man's bicycle, took the only household appliance "flashlight" and left the city in the dark, went straight to Shishan Commune, Xiaozhuang Village, and entered the village. He brought out two hundred catties of white flour from the space , twenty catties of pork, directly knocked on the door of the first house in the village.

"Who?"

"My fellow, it's me, we made an appointment!"

The lights in the house were always on, and it seemed that the family had been waiting for him. The courtyard door opened, and they entered with their bicycles.

"My fellow, I brought two hundred catties of flour and twenty catties of pork!"

"Boss, second, third, come out and unload the car!"

The three young men looked happy, carrying the noodle bag and the pork, and they all entered the house together.

On the kang was the tiger skin that haunted him, and the fellow handed it to him directly, with reluctance in his eyes: "This skin is yours now."

The transaction was completed, and he planned to retire, but he saw several wine bottles placed on the kang cabinet. Looking at them one by one, there were ginseng, ganoderma lucidum, velvet antler, and medlar in the bottles, and there was a bone in the other bottle. , Could it be tiger bone wine?

"My fellow, do you sell this wine?"

It was said that the sons of the fellow villager looked at him excitedly, fearing that the fellow villager would not sell him.

The fellow looked at him unexpectedly, "Young man, you know the goods!"

"Ginseng Ganoderma lucidum wine is not for sale. I am old and have rheumatoid arthritis. If it is windy and rainy, I will live by pointing to it. Tiger bone wine, I can't use it at my age, so I can sell it to you!"

The fellow thought for a while: "One hundred catties of white flour and ten catties of pork, you take them away. Although it is a bit more, it is worth the money. There are not only tiger bones, but also a tiger penis! With these things, my family will be happy." Don't worry about the second child's marriage!"

"Success, I'll take care of this!" He Yuzhu didn't miss food, but this tiger bone wine was a good thing, and there was a tiger whip in it.

"Dad, elder brother, second elder brother, you have arranged everything, how about me?"

The youngest one looked anxiously at the old father who was sitting on the kang, smoking a pipe, and wanted his father to sell him ginseng and ganoderma wine to arrange a marriage.

"You're still young, don't worry, both of your brothers are in their twenties!" The fellow smoked a pipe and lowered his head.

He Yuzhu thought for a while, and made a suggestion: "How about this, fellow, I'll offer another [-] catties of grain and [-] catties of pork, and I'll take your kang cabinet."

The fellow hesitated.

"This cabinet is left by my grandma. I really don't want to sell it!" The fellow looked at his third son and gritted his teeth: "When the things are delivered, you can carry them away."

Hahaha, He Yuzhu was ecstatic in his heart. This kang cabinet is a carved huanghuali cabinet. It is not a loss due to the material. It is said that it was handed down from the ancestors. I don’t know which dynasty it is. At least it is an object from the Qing Dynasty. It must have made a profit.

After putting away the tiger skin, He Yuzhu braved the cold wind and returned to the courtyard in the middle of the night.

After locking the bicycle, I went back to the house, planning to return the car key to the uncle tomorrow.

Spread the tiger skin on the bed and lie on it. It feels warm and cozy. It’s really a good thing. I’m so excited that I can’t sleep. I’m thinking about it. I’m in urgent need of a bicycle. I can’t borrow someone’s bicycle every time. .

After thinking about it, He Yuzhu fell asleep. There was a beautiful woman with wine in the dream, but no matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't see the woman's hazy face clearly. Only when he woke up the next morning, He Yuzhu found that he needed to clean his underwear.

(End of this chapter)