Hello, I'm He Yuzhu
Chapter 257 Tea Garden - Fatty Guo
Chapter 257 Tea Garden - Fatty Guo (for Subscription)
Huaihua's family moved back from Shenzhen.
LH has already been sold and was acquired by a Singaporean businessman. The trademark, factory, and land were all sold to the Singaporean businessman.
He Yuzhu, the retail store in the mainland, stayed behind. After all, there is still room for improvement in the retail store, and the annual rent is a lot of money.
Yi Zhonghai came to the door.
"Zhuzi, I'm here to discuss something with you. I'm not used to living in a building. It just so happens that Huaihua's family came back and let Huaihua live in the building. I'll go back to the old courtyard house to borrow."
"Let the rain clean up the house you used to live in, and you will live in peace."
He Yuzhu chatted with Yi Zhonghai for a long time, and even left Yi Zhonghai at home for dinner.
Yi Zhonghai told him that now he was the only old man left in the courtyard. After Liu Haizhong and his wife left, Yan Bugui followed, and finally the third mother also left.
Yi Zhonghai said he was lonely, and He Yuzhu had nothing to do.
Yi Zhonghai is over 80 years old, so he is not lonely. Looking at Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu, he couldn't help but wonder if he would be as lonely as Yi Zhonghai when he was his age.
After thinking about it, my children and grandchildren should be around my knees.
After Yi Zhonghai left, He Yuzhu came to the group thinking about Sophora japonica.
"Sophia japonica is back, what do you plan to arrange for their husband and wife?"
He Xiao: "There are so many factories under the group, let them choose."
He Yuzhu: "Saihua's ability is relatively strong, very cola, beer, milk company, leave these to Huaihua, her husband will go to instant noodle factory, small food factory!"
He Xiao: "Dad, is it too much? Can Sister Hua be busy?"
"It's okay for those who are capable. Tell He Ping and He Jian, two little bastards, one is with Sophora japonica, and the other is with Sophora japonica's husband. They are both children of the He family. Why don't they care about it and be so chic."
"He Xiao, I will leave it to you to educate my younger brother. Tell them clearly that if you still plan to mess around, I will not beat them or scold them. I will sever the father-son relationship with them and drive them out."
He Xiao mourned silently for his two younger brothers.
He Yuzhu thought for a while: "Give it to Huaihua's family with a three-bedroom apartment, and give Huaihua Beverage Company [-]% of the shares!"
"It's not too much to say that Huaihua has worked hard for our family. Give him [-]% of the shares in the man's instant noodle factory!"
He Xiao nodded in agreement.
"Dad, Ali and ICQ want to raise money!"
"Tell them what I said, the shares of the He family are not subject to dilution."
"The company needs to develop, and funds are essential. We will make up for what is missing, and we don't want their shares. This money is lent to technology companies for free, and will be returned to us when the company has money."
"In this way, everyone's shares will not move, wouldn't it be better to have the best of both worlds!"
He Xiao: "Okay, Dad, don't worry, I will call them later."
Passing the overpass on the way back to the city, He Yuzhu saw a signboard of the Beijing Crosstalk Conference hanging in a tea garden, and thought that Fatty Guo did it, so he became interested.
"Driver, stop!"
"Good Mr. He!"
After the driver pulled over, He Yuzhu walked down.
He Yuzhu asked the driver to buy a ticket, and the two walked into the tea garden.
In the empty tea garden, there were only a few people sitting below. On the stage, the young version of Fatty Guo was talking about cross talk with an old man. It's really not as funny as I said later.
It can only be regarded as quite satisfactory, a little bit playful.
After sitting down, He Yuzhu ordered melon seeds and peanuts and a pot of tea.
Ten minutes later, Fatty Guo ended and replaced with other comedians.
"Go to the backstage and invite that black fat man!"
When the driver turned around, He Yuzhu said again: "Yes please!"
He Yuzhu was afraid that his driver would bully others. As his driver, he was a little arrogant, and he didn't want the driver to ruin his reputation.
"Oh, don't worry, Director He!"
The driver left, and He Yuzhu looked at the situation in front of him. There were only a few guests, and Lao Guo couldn't even afford to wear his underpants for renting such a large tea garden.
Now that celebrities are in power, many craftsmen have no living space. Cross talk was not so lonely decades ago, but now people like to watch sketches.
Regardless of how Fatty Guo is, at least he has been working hard for the revival of cross talk. He and his disciples had a lot of trouble. There will be so many scandals.
In the end, Lao Guo may have realized it, so he changed the commission. If he had done this earlier, so many apprentices would not have left him.
In the backstage of the tea garden, Fatty Guo said his mouth was dry, and he was drinking tea to moisten his throat.
He Mouwei, the land beside him, picked up the curtain: "Master, someone wants to see you!"
Fatty Guo was puzzled: "Who is it?"
He Mouwei: "A guest!"
"When you come, you are a guest, and you are our food and clothing parents, please hurry up!"
He Yuzhu's driver was invited backstage.
"Master, we, Mr. He, would like to invite you to speak to the front!"
Fatty Guo was taken aback, it turned out to be a horse boy.
"Dare to ask, who are you directors?"
Driver: "Master, have you heard of Universal Group?"
Does anyone in Universal Group know?
Fatty Guo: "Of course I heard it!"
The driver and You Rongyan: "Our Director He is the chairman of Universal Group, Mr. He Yuzhu!"
"Huo, good guy, you have too much background!" Fatty Guo muttered in his heart.
Don't dare to neglect, follow the driver to the front.
He Yuzhu observed Fatty Guo at close range, and he didn't go there when he was young, and he was too old to be recruited.
"Sit down, sit down and talk!"
Fatty Guo carefully sat aside.
"Master Guo, right?"
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
He Yuzhu chuckled: "I heard the cross talk, it's okay, but it's a little silent, do you have any jokes that can make people more entertaining?"
Fatty Guo scratched his scalp: "Yes, but it's a bit vulgar."
"Hahaha······"
He Yuzhu laughed loudly: "Vulgar is good, cross talk should be both refined and vulgar. Those who play high art are starving to death, how can they be full if they are not vulgar?"
"Master Guo, can you play a part?"
Fatty Guo nodded in agreement. He didn't have the guts to refuse if someone as big as him wanted to listen to him talk about cross talk.
Fatty Guo went backstage to prepare. Within a few minutes, Fatty Guo returned with Li Jing and talked about his own jokes.
There were not many spectators at all, and they were almost gone, and some people got up to leave, but Fatty Guo's witty words followed one after another, and those who were about to get up and leave came back abruptly.
A sudden laugh reminded him in the empty tea garden that this was the first laugh He Yuzhu heard after entering the door.
He Yuzhu called Fatty Guo's apprentice, who was also the waiter of the tea garden.
"Is there any flower basket?"
"Yes... yes... yes..."
He Mouwei's chicken is frozen. It seems that today we met some big customers. Tonight, the master should add chicken legs to everyone.
"Send a hundred!"
He Yuzhu said directly without asking how much it was.
Here the driver starts to pay.
He Mouwei was dumbfounded, a hundred flower baskets?There were only twenty flower baskets in total and two were broken, so where could he find a hundred?
The driver looked at the dumbfounded He Mouwei: "How much is a hundred flower baskets?"
He Mowei watched the driver take out a wad of hundred-yuan bills from his handbag, his eyes burning.
"21 flower baskets!"
The driver pointed out twenty 2000 yuan tickets: "Take it, and you can send it up after the performance on the stage is over."
(End of this chapter)
Huaihua's family moved back from Shenzhen.
LH has already been sold and was acquired by a Singaporean businessman. The trademark, factory, and land were all sold to the Singaporean businessman.
He Yuzhu, the retail store in the mainland, stayed behind. After all, there is still room for improvement in the retail store, and the annual rent is a lot of money.
Yi Zhonghai came to the door.
"Zhuzi, I'm here to discuss something with you. I'm not used to living in a building. It just so happens that Huaihua's family came back and let Huaihua live in the building. I'll go back to the old courtyard house to borrow."
"Let the rain clean up the house you used to live in, and you will live in peace."
He Yuzhu chatted with Yi Zhonghai for a long time, and even left Yi Zhonghai at home for dinner.
Yi Zhonghai told him that now he was the only old man left in the courtyard. After Liu Haizhong and his wife left, Yan Bugui followed, and finally the third mother also left.
Yi Zhonghai said he was lonely, and He Yuzhu had nothing to do.
Yi Zhonghai is over 80 years old, so he is not lonely. Looking at Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu, he couldn't help but wonder if he would be as lonely as Yi Zhonghai when he was his age.
After thinking about it, my children and grandchildren should be around my knees.
After Yi Zhonghai left, He Yuzhu came to the group thinking about Sophora japonica.
"Sophia japonica is back, what do you plan to arrange for their husband and wife?"
He Xiao: "There are so many factories under the group, let them choose."
He Yuzhu: "Saihua's ability is relatively strong, very cola, beer, milk company, leave these to Huaihua, her husband will go to instant noodle factory, small food factory!"
He Xiao: "Dad, is it too much? Can Sister Hua be busy?"
"It's okay for those who are capable. Tell He Ping and He Jian, two little bastards, one is with Sophora japonica, and the other is with Sophora japonica's husband. They are both children of the He family. Why don't they care about it and be so chic."
"He Xiao, I will leave it to you to educate my younger brother. Tell them clearly that if you still plan to mess around, I will not beat them or scold them. I will sever the father-son relationship with them and drive them out."
He Xiao mourned silently for his two younger brothers.
He Yuzhu thought for a while: "Give it to Huaihua's family with a three-bedroom apartment, and give Huaihua Beverage Company [-]% of the shares!"
"It's not too much to say that Huaihua has worked hard for our family. Give him [-]% of the shares in the man's instant noodle factory!"
He Xiao nodded in agreement.
"Dad, Ali and ICQ want to raise money!"
"Tell them what I said, the shares of the He family are not subject to dilution."
"The company needs to develop, and funds are essential. We will make up for what is missing, and we don't want their shares. This money is lent to technology companies for free, and will be returned to us when the company has money."
"In this way, everyone's shares will not move, wouldn't it be better to have the best of both worlds!"
He Xiao: "Okay, Dad, don't worry, I will call them later."
Passing the overpass on the way back to the city, He Yuzhu saw a signboard of the Beijing Crosstalk Conference hanging in a tea garden, and thought that Fatty Guo did it, so he became interested.
"Driver, stop!"
"Good Mr. He!"
After the driver pulled over, He Yuzhu walked down.
He Yuzhu asked the driver to buy a ticket, and the two walked into the tea garden.
In the empty tea garden, there were only a few people sitting below. On the stage, the young version of Fatty Guo was talking about cross talk with an old man. It's really not as funny as I said later.
It can only be regarded as quite satisfactory, a little bit playful.
After sitting down, He Yuzhu ordered melon seeds and peanuts and a pot of tea.
Ten minutes later, Fatty Guo ended and replaced with other comedians.
"Go to the backstage and invite that black fat man!"
When the driver turned around, He Yuzhu said again: "Yes please!"
He Yuzhu was afraid that his driver would bully others. As his driver, he was a little arrogant, and he didn't want the driver to ruin his reputation.
"Oh, don't worry, Director He!"
The driver left, and He Yuzhu looked at the situation in front of him. There were only a few guests, and Lao Guo couldn't even afford to wear his underpants for renting such a large tea garden.
Now that celebrities are in power, many craftsmen have no living space. Cross talk was not so lonely decades ago, but now people like to watch sketches.
Regardless of how Fatty Guo is, at least he has been working hard for the revival of cross talk. He and his disciples had a lot of trouble. There will be so many scandals.
In the end, Lao Guo may have realized it, so he changed the commission. If he had done this earlier, so many apprentices would not have left him.
In the backstage of the tea garden, Fatty Guo said his mouth was dry, and he was drinking tea to moisten his throat.
He Mouwei, the land beside him, picked up the curtain: "Master, someone wants to see you!"
Fatty Guo was puzzled: "Who is it?"
He Mouwei: "A guest!"
"When you come, you are a guest, and you are our food and clothing parents, please hurry up!"
He Yuzhu's driver was invited backstage.
"Master, we, Mr. He, would like to invite you to speak to the front!"
Fatty Guo was taken aback, it turned out to be a horse boy.
"Dare to ask, who are you directors?"
Driver: "Master, have you heard of Universal Group?"
Does anyone in Universal Group know?
Fatty Guo: "Of course I heard it!"
The driver and You Rongyan: "Our Director He is the chairman of Universal Group, Mr. He Yuzhu!"
"Huo, good guy, you have too much background!" Fatty Guo muttered in his heart.
Don't dare to neglect, follow the driver to the front.
He Yuzhu observed Fatty Guo at close range, and he didn't go there when he was young, and he was too old to be recruited.
"Sit down, sit down and talk!"
Fatty Guo carefully sat aside.
"Master Guo, right?"
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
He Yuzhu chuckled: "I heard the cross talk, it's okay, but it's a little silent, do you have any jokes that can make people more entertaining?"
Fatty Guo scratched his scalp: "Yes, but it's a bit vulgar."
"Hahaha······"
He Yuzhu laughed loudly: "Vulgar is good, cross talk should be both refined and vulgar. Those who play high art are starving to death, how can they be full if they are not vulgar?"
"Master Guo, can you play a part?"
Fatty Guo nodded in agreement. He didn't have the guts to refuse if someone as big as him wanted to listen to him talk about cross talk.
Fatty Guo went backstage to prepare. Within a few minutes, Fatty Guo returned with Li Jing and talked about his own jokes.
There were not many spectators at all, and they were almost gone, and some people got up to leave, but Fatty Guo's witty words followed one after another, and those who were about to get up and leave came back abruptly.
A sudden laugh reminded him in the empty tea garden that this was the first laugh He Yuzhu heard after entering the door.
He Yuzhu called Fatty Guo's apprentice, who was also the waiter of the tea garden.
"Is there any flower basket?"
"Yes... yes... yes..."
He Mouwei's chicken is frozen. It seems that today we met some big customers. Tonight, the master should add chicken legs to everyone.
"Send a hundred!"
He Yuzhu said directly without asking how much it was.
Here the driver starts to pay.
He Mouwei was dumbfounded, a hundred flower baskets?There were only twenty flower baskets in total and two were broken, so where could he find a hundred?
The driver looked at the dumbfounded He Mouwei: "How much is a hundred flower baskets?"
He Mowei watched the driver take out a wad of hundred-yuan bills from his handbag, his eyes burning.
"21 flower baskets!"
The driver pointed out twenty 2000 yuan tickets: "Take it, and you can send it up after the performance on the stage is over."
(End of this chapter)
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