Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 26 The second uncle!

Back home, He Yuzhu put the phonograph on the desk, put the black film on it, and a Soviet song 'Katyusha' came into his ears slowly.

Smoking a cigarette and humming, he went into the supermarket and took fresh mushrooms, dried tofu, beef with sauce, pork ribs and wax gourd, and exited the space to start cleaning up the ingredients.

Dry-fried fresh mushrooms, dried tofu with sharp peppers, sliced ​​beef in sauce, and the last dish, pork ribs soup with winter melon.

In winter, he was too lazy to carry the deaf old lady, so he put some food in a bowl and sent it to the backyard. It happened that the first mother was delivering noodles to the deaf old lady, so he left it to the first mother to take care of the old lady after eating.

"Fuck!"

After delivering the meal and returning to the middle courtyard, he found a group of people standing at the door of his house, looking in through the crack of the door.

"Zhuzi, have you bought a radio?"

"Zhuzi, why doesn't my radio have such nice songs?"

"Zhuzi, open the door quickly, let everyone go in and listen to the music!"

Every time you say something, He Yuzhu doesn't know who to answer first.

"Shut up, it's making my head hurt!"

He Yuzhu rubbed his temples, and wanted to show everyone the key in his hand.

"I'll open the door first, how can I open the door if you are blocking my door?"

He Yuzhu walked up the steps, opened the door, turned around and hung the door abruptly, no matter how the people outside knocked on the doors and windows and ignored them, he swiftly put the freshly prepared meals in the cupboard to prevent the animals from eating them in a hurry drink.

After the food was hidden, the door was opened.

He Yuzhu put the phonograph on the dining table, and slowly introduced: "Here, it's just a phonograph."

Everyone glanced left and touched right.

The shameless third master spoke first: "Zhuzi, borrow the gramophone for a few days?"

Third Master stretched out three fingers: "Three days!"

Perhaps because the three days were too short, the third master added two more fingers: "No, how about lending the pillar to the third master for five days?"

He Yuzhu looked at the face of the third master, and immediately said: "The third master was dreaming before he fell asleep. Why should I lend you the phonograph I bought for a few days?"

The second uncle also wanted to borrow it, but the third uncle opened the mouth first. He planned to wait for the third uncle to borrow it before it was his turn. Hearing He Yuzhu's tone, it seemed hopeless to borrow the phonograph!
Originally, the second uncle and He Yuzhu didn't deal with each other on weekdays. Since He Yuzhu didn't borrow it, let's take this opportunity to hit him and show him some color.

"He Yuzhu!"

The second uncle was a leader, eloquently said: "You are a landlord, and you are following the old road of capitalism. Your thinking is very dangerous, do you know that!"

"Liu Haizhong, Zhuzi just listen to a song, you are not good at getting on the line!" The old man became anxious when he heard it.

He Yuzhu looked at Liu Haizhong disdainfully: "Second uncle, you still refuse to accept that you are uneducated. If you believe it or not, just based on what you just said, I can sue you for slandering comrades!"

"It's terrible to be uneducated. Katyusha is a red song of the Soviet Union. In other words, it is a revolutionary song. Do you dare to say that listening to revolutionary songs and learning the revolutionary spirit is like a landlord? Is it the old road of capitalism?"

The second uncle was dumbfounded, and the third uncle, as a teacher, thought he was the most educated person in the yard, so he explained solemnly to the second uncle who looked at him for help: "Zhu Zi is right, what this song wants to express is a A girl named Katyusha, longing for her lover who left her hometown to defend the frontier..."

The second uncle was ashamed, turned his head angrily and was about to leave.

Naturally, He Yuzhu couldn't let him go: "Liu Haizhong, if you just leave like this, I'll go to the street and sue you in the factory soon!"

The second uncle's left foot had already crossed the threshold, but when he heard this, his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help but retract his foot.

Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere, the first uncle saw that everyone was watching the movie for free, so as a good old man, he could only stand out, "Zhuzi, your second uncle also has no intentions. Since we are all neighbors, let's forget about it!"

"Grandpa, do you still have a class stand? When Liu Haizhong slandered me just now, why didn't he think that we are neighbors!"

"Liu Haizhong, bow to me and apologize. From now on, you will still be the second uncle, otherwise I will make you Liu Haizhong feel uneasy!"

He Yuzhu is going to use the second uncle to make a name for himself, otherwise, if there is any good thing in his house in the future, the animals in the yard will have to worry about it. The old saying is to kill the chicken to scare the monkey, and he is killing the monkey to scare the chicken.

Facing the gloating eyes of the big guy, the second uncle's face trembled violently, unwilling to reconcile, he bowed his head to He Yuzhu, "Zhuzi, the second uncle said something wrong, I apologize to you!"

"Okay, I accept your apology, let's forget about it, remember not to provoke me again, you won't be so lucky next time!"

This was for everyone to hear, and He Yuzhu glanced around with cold eyes. When everyone saw He Yuzhu's sharp eyes, they thought to themselves: When did this silly Zhu become so scary? wonderful.

After a farce ended, He Yuzhu started to chase people away.

"Everyone has seen the gramophone, so let's go!"

In the end, only Qin Huairu's family was left, and they did not leave.

"Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu, why don't you leave?"

Jia Zhang stabbed Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu felt aggrieved, this idiot made it clear that he was unhappy, so at this time, it would be good to forcefully bump up because of stuttering?

But smelling the smell of the food in the room, looking at the longing eyes of Banggen, Xiaodang, and Xiaohuaihua, Qin Huairu opened his mouth despite the embarrassment.

Leaked a smile uglier than crying: "Zhuzi, what delicious food is this at home, so delicious?"

Hehe, He Yuzhu understands, this is to fight the autumn wind again and eat the rich.

"I made some ribs at night, isn't this just about to be eaten, it was disturbed!"

"Sister Qin, go home and eat quickly. What time is it? It's time for me to eat, or the food will be cold in a while!"

He Yuzhu opened the door: "Let's go, don't send me off!"

Jia Zhang muttered and turned away with dissatisfaction, Qin Huairu smiled awkwardly and led the children to leave, but BangGou was unwilling.

"Silly Zhu, I want to eat at your house, I want to eat meat!"

He Yuzhu, who was already unhappy, felt angry when he heard that the stick remembers whether to eat or not, and called himself a fool.

"Little bastard, you still call me silly!"

It was a slap on the back of BangGiao's head, and BangGiao grinned in pain.

Qin Huairu saw that the stick was being beaten, so he protected the stick behind his back, and stared at He Yuzhu resentfully: "Zhuzi, you love the stick the most on weekdays, how can you beat him because of stuttering!"

He Yuzhu angrily threw the cigarette on the ground, and said angrily, "Qin Huairu, are you deaf? Didn't you hear whether the stick was big or small?"

"Damn it, stick it in your head, remember, if you're no different from me in the future, I'll break your leg!"

Looking at the resentful little eyes of the stick, He Yuzhu secretly said: From now on, I won't give you a little white-eyed wolf when feeding dogs.

Seeing that He Yuzhu was really angry, Qin Huairu didn't dare to push further, and left a sentence: "Zhuzi, the stick is still young, don't be as knowledgeable as him, I'll go back and educate him!"

Qin Huairu flusteredly pulled the stick and left, and the stick looked back at He Yuzhu's house resentfully from time to time, secretly hating Silly Zhu, telling you to beat me if you don't give me something to eat, silly Zhu, you wait for me!The little child was thinking about how to take revenge.

All the people left, and it stopped now. He Yuzhu was tired. If it wasn't impossible, there was no other place to move. He really didn't want to live in this big courtyard.

"Bang bang bang!"

Just as the food was being served and ready to drink to suppress the fire, the door rang again.

He Yuzhu's face was gloomy, and he scolded in his heart that he was shameless, opened the door abruptly, and shouted angrily, "Is this fucking over?"

what!
The one at the door was not Qin Huairu, but Yan Jiecheng's daughter-in-law, Yu Li, the most beautiful in the whole courtyard.

"Yu Li, I'm sorry, I thought it was Qin Huairu!"

Yu Li was also furious like a lion. He Yuzhu was taken aback and patted his chest with lingering fear. He Yuzhu fell asleep and Yu Li's movements showed that his appearance was not smaller than Qin Huairu's at all.

"Brother Zhuzi, I have something to ask of you..."

Yu Li explained that she wanted to borrow a bicycle, but she remembered that in the plot, Yu Li's relatives were coming to the capital, and Yu Li planned to take them out for a stroll, and wanted to borrow a car from her father-in-law, the third grandfather, but the selfish third grandfather did not want to borrow a bicycle. Fishing as an excuse to refuse.

He Yuzhu looked at this beautiful woman in a flowered padded jacket in front of him, a young mature woman, and his heart was burning. He never changed his opinion, and he always believed that Yu Li was the most beautiful woman among the residents of the Qingman courtyard.

Facing He Yuzhu's unscrupulous scrutiny, Yu Li also blushed, and deliberately turned her head away not to look at He Yuzhu.

"Come in, I'll get you the car keys!"

He Yuzhu would definitely not borrow a car from others, but who told him that he belonged to the Appearance Association.

Yu Li thanked her, and followed into the room. He Yuzhu deliberately brought out all the delicious food in front of Yu Li. If he had no other thoughts in his mind, he would not believe it himself. Blame Yuli for being too charming.

Yu Li felt sore. Thinking about what it was like to be married to Yan's family, being calculated by her parents-in-law all day long, paying the rent and meals every month, not to mention eating and drinking, it was a shame to meet such parents-in-law. blood mold, and more importantly, his man is a wimp.

He Yuzhu has a lot of fish and meat every day, and his monthly salary is still the third highest in the hospital. He is also single and has no wife. .

When handing over the car keys, He Yuzhu accidentally touched Yu Li's little hand, thinking of the famous saying that a wife is always someone else's good.

(End of this chapter)