Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 4 Stealing chicken stems that can't be avoided!
When I got off work, I went back to the rolling mill and made a small stove for Director Yang at night.

"Master, I've finished buying coal for you!"

Ma Hua returned the house key to him.

"Have you finished packing all the ingredients sent by Director Yang?"

Ma Hua brought him the whole chicken that had been dehaired and washed, as well as a carp weighing four or five pounds, a pork belly, and five green cucumbers with thorns on the top flowers.

He Yuzhu didn't talk nonsense, and started to heat up the oil.

The first dish, chicken stew, I remember every time he cooks stewed chicken with mushrooms, so it’s time to change the way of eating.

The second course, sweet and sour carp.

The third course is braised pork.

The fourth course, plain cucumber.

Because several stoves started working at the same time, each delicious food was ready quickly. He boiled the chicken, cut the meat, took out some, and washed the two remaining cucumbers. These are his dinner. .

When Ma Hua and Liu Lan were serving dishes, Bang Tei lowered his head and cat on his waist, sneaking into the kitchen.

He Yuzhu knew that according to the plot, Banggen stole the old hen from Xu Damao's family, and was going to eat beggar chicken outside the factory courtyard wall. He pretended not to see Banggen stealing soy sauce, but let Ma Hua shout and pretend to chase after him. , Let all the workers in the factory know that it is better to come to the canteen kitchen to steal soy sauce.

Xu Damao lifted the door curtain, swaggered, and walked in arrogantly. He didn't hit the stick with a rolling pin, so naturally Xu Damao didn't suffer any accidents!
Xu Damao ran in front of him and showed off triumphantly: "Silly Zhu, do you know who invited this buddy here?"

With a stalk of the neck and a raised chin, Xu Damao was extremely proud: "Director!"

"Okay, Xu Damao, for a few moments, I've flattered the factory director!"

He Yuzhu worked hard to control the power of the flood in his body, for fear that he could not help but beat Xu Damao with a cheap face. If he wanted to make him perish, he must first make him crazy.

It's boring to make small troubles, and it seems that he is just a reckless guy who can use his fists. He is going to hold back a big move, and find an opportunity to send Xu Damao to prison for reform through labor.

Maybe it's because of time travel, his mania is not as serious as before.

Xu Damao finished B and left with satisfaction.

"Bah, what the hell!"

Ma Hua took a deep breath and said in confusion, "Master, why didn't you fix this grandson today?"

He Yuzhu shook his head and pointed to his head: "Don't be impulsive when you are in trouble, move around here more often."

"Okay, I'm off work, I'll go first, see you tomorrow."

Liu Lan didn't intend to move. Obviously, he was packing up the leftovers after the leader finished eating. Master Yang saw that it was useless, so he went off work together. Ma Hua was still an apprentice's temporary worker, so he was naturally not qualified.

After leaving the factory, he put the net lunch box into the portable space, and the next step is to lose the chicken stalk. He does not intend to carry the pot for the stick, so the chicken in the lunch box cannot show up for the time being, passing by the cement pipe outside the factory yard wall , There was a smell of chicken, and he glanced at it, sticking a small dang, and eating beggar chicken with Xiao Huaihua, he didn't bother about his own business.

Anyway, he didn't steal it from himself. Wouldn't it be nice to go back to watch the theater? He Yuzhu, with his hands behind his back, gloated and hummed a ditty, and walked back slowly.

At the same time, Xu Damao, who rode a bicycle back home first, found that one of the chickens at home was missing, and started a chicken hunting trip all over the yard. After asking around, no one admitted, Xu Damao found three uncles to make decisions for himself , the three uncles decided to hold an all-hands meeting when everyone was present.

When he returned to the courtyard, Qin Huairu, a hard-working little widow, was washing clothes in the sink in the cold weather. He didn't take the initiative to flirt, but lowered his head, pretending not to see, Qin Huairu found out Leaving him, looking at his empty hands, the original smile disappeared in an instant, and the speed was faster than turning the pages of a book.

Unlock the lock and open the door. The room is not only warm as spring, but at least ten degrees above zero. Looking at the furnace tube emitting heat, it is obvious that after Mahua delivered the coal, he took the initiative to lead the stove to him. This apprentice Really good, down-to-earth, hard-working, good character, and will come again.

He took off his cotton-padded jacket, lay on the bed, and studied what to eat at night, chicken, fish, meat and eggs, and fish and eggs, so let’s have steamed fish and scrambled eggs with persimmons, big white steamed buns with millet porridge, and hot white wine ······
Tsk tsk, there is no one left these days.

Thinking, thinking, he fell asleep, until the second uncle knocked on the door and woke him up, "Silly Zhu, wake up, don't sleep, the whole hospital meeting is held."

"Understood, Second Master!"

He Yuzhu rubbed his sleepy eyelids, put on a padded jacket, and muttered: Why hasn't Silly Yushui come back to cook, I'm hungry.

He Yuzhu, a terminal patient with lazy cancer, would rather be hungry than wait for his younger sister, Silly Yushui, to come back and cook for him...

The yard was already full of people, and this group of people also had a brother and sister in front of the stick, because he did not take the initiative to disclose the news to Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu also did not expect that the chicken that Xu Damao's house lost would be stolen by the stick, so the brother and sister of the stick also Instead of being locked at home, they participated in the general meeting of the hospital together.

How can there be no wine at such a moment, he hurried home, entered the space and took a bottle of Hai Zhilan, grabbed a handful of spiced peanuts, and poured two taels of white wine in a tea mug, for fear of missing any exciting plot, fart Dianpidian went to the theater again.

The second uncle said in an official tone: "The general meeting was held today, and there was only one content. One of Xu Damao's chickens was stolen."

"However, I asked door-to-door, and no one admitted it. You must know that our hospital has not lost a single needle, thread, and brain for more than ten years, but now a chicken has been lost. For this kind of morally corrupt behavior, The three of us unanimously decided to investigate it to the end."

The uncle with a warm and angry expression straightened his back, glanced at the crowd around him, and warned bitterly: "If you stand up bravely now and admit it, then this matter will be resolved in our yard by yourself, and Xu Damao will admit his mistake. Compensate for other people's losses, and the matter will be over, but if no one admits it, then call the police and let the police handle this matter, and then you will go to jail."

The third uncle met the first uncle, and the second uncle said everything they needed to say, and finally the old god was there and said: "If you don't tell me, it's considered stealing. The crime of stealing is not a trivial matter."

The stick in the crowd heard that he wanted to call the police and go to jail. He was frightened a long time ago. After all, he was still a child in his early ten years old. He stood up and ran with a frightened expression. His sudden and panicked movements , attracted Xu Damao's attention, Xu Damao is such a shrewd person.

Seeing this, he shouted loudly: "Bang Terrier, what are you running for, are you guilty?"

Hearing this, I had already panicked, and the stalker of Liushen Wuzhu ran faster.

But where could he go?Didn't he get caught by Xu Damao, who yelled angrily, "Tell me, did you steal my chicken?"

Qin Huairu took back the stick, and the old hen usually guarded her back. She felt guilty and bluffed: "Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense, how could my stick steal your chicken!"

Jia Zhang also yelled sternly: "That's right, my stick is a good boy, don't slander us just because we orphans and widows are easy to bully."

"slander?"

"You call me slander?"

Xu Damao's nose moved slightly, smelling the chicken smell on BangGong's body, and then looking at the oil spots on his body, Xiaohuaihua's face was covered with oil stains, foam was flying, and he said viciously: "You say I slandered, well, you explain Let me tell you, where did the greasy spots and the smell of meat come from on the stick?"

"There are also oil stains on Xiaohuaihua's face, it is obvious that she has just eaten meat!"

Qin Huairu met Jia Zhangshi's eyes, completely panicked, explain?I can't explain it!The Banggen brothers and sisters just came back, and even they didn't notice the oily spots on Banggen's body, and they didn't see the oily spots on Xiaohuaihua's face.

Seeing that the stick didn't speak or admit it, Xu Damao rolled his eyes and shouted indignantly: "Call the police, why is Xiao'e still standing there, go to the police!"

"Okay, I'm going right now!"

Lou Xiaoe responded, and when she was about to walk away, the good man said, "Lou Xiaoe, wait a minute, let me ask."

"Bang, tell the uncle, did you steal the chicken from Xu Damao's house? Don't lie, tell the truth, otherwise, the uncle will not be able to save you."

Everyone in the yard loves to look at Bang Terrier and Qin Huairu's family. Before Bang Terrier admits it, Xu Damao couldn't wait. He turned his head to look at Xiaodang. Looking at the youngest Huaihua: "Be good, tell Uncle Da Mao, is the chicken delicious?"

"Uncle Da Mao, the beggar chicken made by my brother is delicious!"

As soon as Xiaohuaihua said this, Jiazhang felt her head was buzzing and the world was spinning. If it wasn't for her fat head, big ears and great body, she might have collapsed.

Qin Huairu also panicked and patted Xiao Huaihua, "Don't talk nonsense, when did you eat chicken, tell the uncle, you are talking nonsense."

Wow, Xu Damao's chicken is really a steal.

If you don't learn well at a young age, you can steal chickens at such a young age, but you can pay off when you grow up.

That is, that is, steal needles when you are young, and steal money when you are old.

When I got off work today, I saw Mahua in the cafeteria chasing sticks, calling sticks and sneaking into the cafeteria to steal soy sauce.

This kid is so bold, he is a habitual offender, and even dares to steal from the public. This is digging the corner of socialism and plucking socialist wool!

He Yuzhu took a sip of wine while watching the play. In this era of no entertainment, it is not bad to watch a good play.

"boom!"

Looking at the wooden table with a tea mug, the old man looked majestic and shouted confidently: "Okay, stop arguing!"

The uncle doesn't dare to let everyone go on, my dear, digging the corners of socialism and plucking the wool of socialism, it's all said, this is a deadly sin, not a joke, and if you go on, it will determine the sex of the stick, This kid has to spend the first half of his life behind bars
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