Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 55 Jia Zhang's Diarrhea Diarrhea!

"Third Master, are you drinking? I wish you New Year's greetings. Let's have a drink?"

In the whole yard, only the third master is the best to deal with, because he has only one fatal flaw, that is calculation, and it is easy to be manipulated.

"It's a pillar, come in quickly, don't stand at the door, it's cold!"

The third uncle welcomed him into the house, and the third mother enthusiastically went to buy him ten thousand yuan, cleared the hall table, and let the two of them drink.

By the way, he also brought the peanuts on the dinner table to the two of them to drink, which made the brothers of the Yan family who were eating full of complaints.

"Zhuzi, you have a beautiful life!"

"Drinking Moutai and eating stewed pork, other people dare not think about it these days!"

"Third Master, don't you know me? I feed the whole family by myself."

The third master took a sip of his drink and said, "Zhuzi, when are you and Teacher Ran doing business?"

Now that Ran Qiuye was mentioned, He Yuzhu briefly explained the matter, with a special emphasis on the matter of Qin Huairu's backstabbing.

Sure enough, the third master looked unhappy, not only scolding Qin Huairu, but also hating her to the core, because of Qin Huairu's tricks, He Yuzhu promised him that the matchmaker thanked her and disappeared.

He Yuzhu accompanied the third master to talk nonsense, drank for a while, about an hour passed, and was about to get up and go home.

"Pillar, don't hurry!"

Because of the work of the second child in his family, the second uncle was heartbroken and reluctantly gouged out the meat, so the third mother asked He Yuzhu to carry two chickens and two fish.

Before the third master planned in his mind that he introduced a partner to He Yuzhu. Even if he didn't give He Yuzhu a gift, He Yuzhu would have to help his second son when he went to work. If you don't give him face, he will be in vain.

"See you!"

He Yuzhu was not too polite, he accepted all the orders, and there were not many chances of receiving Yan Laokou's gift.

Back home, He Yuzhu looked at the meat dishes that disappeared, feeling secretly proud.

Steal it, steal it hard, he put double the amount of laxative in the meat and vegetables, definitely enough for Qin Huairu's family to drink a pot.

Boring to lick the cat, I feel that it is boring to be alone, mainly because he feels too lonely, no matter whether the food is good or bad, at least every family is popular and lively, but his house is just himself, watching other people's firecrackers go off , the sky was full of laughter, He Yuzhu was sour.

With the little yellow dog, He Yuzhu came to the alley, walking the dog while feeling the hustle and bustle of the festive atmosphere.

At the same time, Qin Huai was at home.

Jiazhang has always been patriarchal, stick gnawed goose legs, she gnawed goose paws, Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua gnawed bones with little meat, Qin Huairu was reluctant to eat, and picked all the good meat to Bang in a stem bowl.

There is also a bowl of mutton soup in front of each person.

Xiao Dang: "Grandma, why does my brother eat goose legs, but I want to eat goose heads!"

Little Sophora: "Grandma is biased, little Sophora doesn't eat goose butt, but also meat."

Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua pouted, protesting dissatisfaction with the old hag.

It's a pity that the protest was ineffective, Qin Huairu couldn't see it anymore, and picked some good meat for the two daughters.

"Two losers!"

Jia Zhang cursed: "Your brother is a boy. When he is growing up, he needs to eat more meat. You two are still young, so you just need to satisfy your cravings!"

Jia Zhang still felt that it was not enough, and said: "A girl, as long as she is not hungry, why eat so much, she will gain weight!"

Xiao Dang felt aggrieved: "I'm not fat. Our teacher said that I'm the thinnest in our class. To be honest, I'm skinny!"

Qin Huairu wants to argue with her mother-in-law, but when she thinks of her temperament, it's fine. Qin Huairu, who is celebrating Chinese New Year, doesn't want to disturb the family.

The Jia family, young and old, ate a few mouthfuls, and even the steamed buns took up all the soup in the pot. These were rare fats and waters. At this time, there was really no fats and waters in their stomachs.

"Hurry up and eat, and I have to go to the uncle's house to make dumplings later, so don't forget to kowtow and ask for red envelopes!"

Qin Huairu urged.

Jia Zhang took the lead in eating, put down the bowls and chopsticks, patted his full belly, and said with satisfaction: "It must be silly Zhuzi who is good at cooking. Not only does the cooking have enough oil and water, but he is willing to put oil, and the taste is good."

"Grandma, the meat is so delicious, I will go to Sha Zhu's house to steal him tomorrow!"

The stick was spread out on the chair, with a greedy look in his small eyes, he tilted his head and said.

Jia Zhang's face was full of pride: "OK, then you should keep an eye on him. As long as he is not at home, you will go and bring back all the delicious food from his house!"

Inside the words, He Yuzhu is their automatic ATM, and He Yuzhu is regarded as an old scalper who sucks blood at any time.

Although Qin Huairu agreed, she was always very uneasy because He Yuzhu didn't compensate Qin Jingru, and she was also afraid that the things she had caused He Yuzhu's trouble behind her back would be leaked out, so she was conflicted. She wanted to continue sucking blood from He Yuzhu, but also wanted to be safe. For a while, so as not to annoy He Yuzhu.

Jia Zhang, who was proud and arrogant just now, did not expect the retribution to come so quickly.

"Oh, my stomach..."

"It hurts, no, I'm going to the toilet!"

Leaning on crutches, Jia Zhang limped and got off the kang, wishing he could fly to the latrine immediately.

This is not an isolated case.

Bang Geng also stood up quickly, his small face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum shape, and he covered his buttocks and shouted: "I can't hold it in anymore!"

With a whoosh, he pushed open the door and ran towards the toilet.

Why did Jia Zhang's and BangJiao react so quickly?That's because the two of them ate the most, and more than half of the delicious food went into the stomachs of their grandparents and grandchildren.

After the old and the young scrambled out, Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua also began to growl in their stomachs.

Then came Qin Huairu, and no one was spared.

On this New Year's Eve night, the Jia family began to scramble to go to the toilet and squat in the hut, which is also a wonderful sight.

Because Qin Huairu ate the least, she was the first to get relief after going to the toilet a few times.

Even so, Qin Huairu collapsed.

Jiazhang and Banggen were the worst. Not only did they lose their strength, they were also pale.

Because of the pain of the broken leg, Jia Zhang could not afford to toss, so he could only use a spittoon in the house to solve it on the spot.

Finally, because it was too late to go to the toilet, Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua also used spittoons in the room...

There was just a bit of oil and water in the stomach, and it was all emptied, and they were all weak and listless lying on the kang, on the bed, recovering.

"No, I have to go again!"

With trembling legs, the stick struggled to move out while holding onto the wall.

Before Jia Zhang could get off the kang, with a low drink, feces and urine flew together...
There was a disgusting, stinking smell from the kang...

On New Year's Eve, Qin Huairu's family was in dire straits. It wasn't until the uncle came to ask them to make dumplings that they found out about their situation.

Fortunately, because of my old age, my uncle prepared some common medicines at home. After giving them antidiarrheal medicines, they all felt relieved and calmed down.

Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, Jia Zhang rolled his eyes and began to scold people.

"It must be a silly pillar, that bastard is hurting people..."

When the uncle heard it, it turned out that Banggen had gone to He Yuzhu's house to steal things again.

But it doesn't make sense that your family's bad stomach has anything to do with He Yuzhu.

The old man was even more angry because he didn't learn well. He Yuzhu let him go last time. He was so mindful of eating and not beating, and he took the initiative to provoke others. Isn't he afraid of provoking He Yuzhu and sending him in?
The heartbroken old man didn't bother to talk to Jia Zhang anymore, and even became dissatisfied with Qin Huairu.

"In your situation, I don't think you should eat the dumplings in the middle of the night!"

The old man left angrily and came to He Yuzhu's house.

"Pillar······"

First of all, the uncle was moved with emotion and reason, and kept comforting He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu's goal was achieved, so he naturally sold it to the uncle to save face.

"Forget it, I don't want to be angry when it's New Year's Eve, I thought my dog ​​and cat were greedy and ate it!"

The two were talking, the uncle asked He Yuzhu to eat dumplings at home, and carried the deaf old lady on his back.

I heard shouting and cursing in the yard.

(End of this chapter)