Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 553 I Bought a Watch Last Year

Li Haijun and Seventh Boy continued to feed the mosquitoes.

After Du came out, what was disappointing was his secretary.

"Haifeng, you go back first."

"The factory manager?"

"I'm going to the toilet, you go back to the office and rest first."

When Li Haijun and Seventh Boy heard these words, their eyes lit up.

The four eyes meet and nod at the same time.

The two people who are far away have been following behind.

When Du went to the toilet, the two of them didn't follow. It was pitch black outside, but there was a light inside the toilet.

Although it is a dry toilet, the dry toilet in the machine repair factory has electric lights.

The two of them were outside, and Li Haijun was ready to put a sack on Du as soon as he came out.

Seventh boy was pinching his own socks, even tilting his head in disgust.

Deputy Factory Manager Du didn't know the danger was coming, so he went to the toilet, shook his head, put on his belt, and walked out with square steps.

"Do it."

Li Haijun suppressed his throat, and as soon as the voice came out, Seventh Boy went up and punched him with a cannonball.

The surnamed Du who beat him immediately covered his eyes, and when he was about to open his mouth, Seventh Boy's stinky sock was stuffed into his mouth.

The smell of these socks, you guys think, is not inferior to the pungent smell in the men's dormitory of the university.

Li Haijun didn't delay, and immediately put a sack on him.

Two rolling pins, which were as thick as a baby's arm, started to fall like the one surnamed Du, like a storm.

The arms and hands that had been discussed earlier had long been forgotten.

The man surnamed Du was knocked to the ground.

Unable to understand their hatred, the two continued to kick with their feet.

Seventh boy squeezed his throat: "Throw him into the cesspit?"

Li Haijun nodded: "Anyway, it reaches his waist at most, and it won't drown anyone."

With a plop, the man surnamed Du fell into the cesspool.

An indistinct stench spread in all directions.

The two held their noses and ran away, but Li Haijun's legs were not straight and he didn't dare to use his strength, but he also ran away desperately.

The two parted ways in the dormitory area and went back to their respective homes.

The two who did bad things just lay on the bed and fell asleep heartlessly.

But the surname Du was suffering. After he took off the sack covering his body, he wanted to climb out of the cesspit, but his whole body was in unbearable pain and he couldn't use his strength.

I could only scream for help at the top of my lungs.

But at night, when no one came to the toilet, he could only stare blankly.

But the more he called, the more wet and dry it was poured into his mouth.

It wasn't until his secretary Haifeng came out to look for him, and even mobilized the security department to search together, that he was found in the toilet.

The surname Du feels that from birth to now, today is the most embarrassing day since he had a shit.

But when everyone saved him, it made him even more miserable.

Temporarily looking for fishing tools, I saw a excrement spoon at the base of the wall.

The excrement spoon was covered with yellow soup, and Du's hand slipped and fell into it again.

"Deputy Director Du, are you okay?"

The surname Du gritted his teeth: "I'm fine, very fine."

People came to save him with good intentions. On the surface, he couldn't say anything, but in his heart he held a grudge against the person who made him lose face again.

In the end, he was pulled out because it was too flavorful.

For a while, many people couldn't hold back and vomited on the spot.

That is to say, it was late at night, and everyone couldn't see his expression, otherwise, the surname Du would plunge into the cesspit again, wishing to drown himself.

But there is feces and urine all over, including hair, face, nostrils, and mouth.

"Go and connect the hose to the faucet and give me a flush."

As soon as everyone heard it, they all scrambled to grab a job.

The man surnamed Du thought that everyone respected him and worried about him, but one sentence shattered his fantasy.

"Don't rob me, I can't bear the smell."

Since the sudden sound, there has been silence, only the cricket's call can be heard clearly.

The guy surnamed Du wanted to get angry, but he couldn't, and he needed these people to help him keep the secret.

The last group of people went to open the gate to release the water. When the cold tap water poured on it, the anger in Du's heart couldn't be quenched no matter what.

On the contrary, the burning became more and more prosperous, and even went straight to my mind.

"Deputy Director Du, you'd better take off your clothes, otherwise you won't be able to wash them inside."

The one surnamed Du had no choice, because he couldn't bear the smell on his body.

It's just that he has been holding back, he is already ashamed enough today, and he doesn't care about being more embarrassing.

In the middle, he undressed, revealing a white body in front of everyone's eyes.

"Who are you going to find a piece of soap for Deputy Director Du?"

"I don't have any soap, can I use washing powder?"

"It's about this time, and you still ask if it's okay, of course you're awake, otherwise you, Deputy Factory Director Du, will be stink in the wind."

These were originally words between rough people, but they stopped in Du's ears, as if they were a great irony.

Windward and smelly for three miles?
Ha ha... ha ha...
"Here comes the washing powder, here comes the washing powder."

"Keep your voice down, you want everyone in the audience to know that Deputy Director Du fell into the cesspit?"

Those surnamed Du were almost made to cry by these people.

You ask people to keep their voices down, but damn, your voice is louder than others, do you hate me for not dying?
The one surnamed Du didn't care anymore, and rubbed the washing powder on his body repeatedly.

At this time, I don't know who leaked the news. Maybe they made too much noise just now and attracted all the workers in the factory.

"Who, where and what are you doing?"

"do not come."

The one surnamed Du panicked, but it was already too late.

His flawless body has been clearly seen by the public.

"Hey, everyone, look, the one without clothes is Deputy Director Du."

"You're fucking blocking my sight."

"Unexpectedly, Deputy Director Du still has this habit, but the capital is not enough."

"It's not as spectacular as my rhubarb."

"Your rhubarb?"

"Yes, don't you know my rhubarb?"

"You mean a dog?"

Rhubarb, Chinese pastoral dog. (string)

The women covered their faces: "Bah, shameless."

"Exhibitionist."

"rogue."

One word from you, one word from him, and the surname Du suddenly got mixed up.

"Look, Deputy Director Du has passed out."

"These big men are really real. They don't know how to pity and cherish jade at all. They seem to have stunned Deputy Director Du."

The one surnamed Du was actually pretending to be dizzy, he was really ashamed to stand there.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would faint, these people were still talking sarcasticly, and his heart was full of sadness.

At this time, Deputy Director Du's secretary had no choice but to step forward.

"Deputy Director Du, put on my coat first, and I'll find you a pair of trousers."

"Haifeng, hurry up, do you want to know soon?"

The secretary nodded and ran to the workers.

"Who has Huanxi's overalls? Let me use them first, and return you a new set of overalls afterwards."

"I have!"

"I have it too."

Hearing that they could get new work clothes, everyone wished they could have two more legs.

However, there are also smart people who take off their pants on the spot.

"Here, no thanks, my name is Li Ergou, don't forget to give me a new set of work clothes tomorrow."

Ruthless.

The man clutched his butt and ran towards the workshop.

There are also people who secretly hide their thighs, why didn't they think of this method.

After Deputy Factory Manager Li got the covering clothes, his face was so gloomy and terrible that it seemed that water could drip out.

Now that I have lost all face, I can't let things go in peace.

The culprit who murdered himself must be found out.

"Security department, I'm giving you a task now. Dig three feet into the ground and find it for me. It was that bastard who put a sack on me, D beat me, and threw me into the cesspit."

"Workshop director, take the people back and continue working. After a while, the security department will check one by one."

The security department received the order and started the investigation from the workshop.

No one in the workshop has ever left, and everyone can find countless people to prove to themselves.

Hearing this news, Du was furious.

"It must be someone from our factory who did it. Since the murderer is not in the workshop, then go to the dormitory area."

"Deputy Director Du, it's so late, I'm afraid it's not good to go to the dormitory area."

The one surnamed Du snorted coldly: "If something happens, I will bear it. I will investigate. I must investigate."

The security department had no choice but to take orders.

"Captain, this is something that offends people."

"Yes, Captain, there are not only factory workers but also their families in the dormitory area. Are we really going to knock on doors from door to door?"

"Offended everyone, how can we hang around in the factory in the future."

The captain on duty: "What can I do? When the time comes, I will say that the surname Du is intimidating us, and we can't come if we don't come."

"If you want them to hate the surname Du, I won't let him carry the blame."

"Captain, you still have a way, or how can you say that you are the captain!"

"Okay, stop flattering."

When they came to the dormitory area, the members of the security department began knocking on doors from door to door.

"Who is it in the middle of the night?"

"It's from the security department."

Sleep well and be woken up by someone, who is not angry?
"What's wrong with the security department, the security department can break into houses in the middle of the night?"

"Why, you are bandits, robbers?"

As soon as these words came out, the security department froze instantly.

Each of them hated Du even more in their hearts.

But the door was still open.

"Accountant Lu, I'm sorry, but Deputy Director Du forced us to come here, and the brothers can't help it."

Accountant Lu rubbed his sleepy eyelids: "Tell me, what happened."

"Accountant Lu, Deputy Factory Manager Du didn't know who he offended. He was beaten in a sack and thrown into the cesspit. The main reason is that he was almost seen by everyone in the factory."

"It's not a matter of anger. Command us to investigate."

Accountant Lu was very gossipy: "Three donkeys, if you tell me what's going on in detail, I won't be sleepy anymore."

Three donkeys: "You will know tomorrow. This will definitely spread throughout the factory tomorrow."

"Since you are sleeping at home, it has nothing to do with you. You go on sleeping and we go to the next house."

Without exception, those in the security department were scolded a lot.

But even so, they have to bite the bullet and put on a smile to admit the accusation, because what they did was not honest.

At the door of Li Haijun's house.

"Bang bang bang..."

Li Haijun got up and opened the door.

Yawning: "Who?"

"Captain Li, I'm bothering you."

They are even more polite when facing Li Haijun, otherwise they will be dissatisfied and ask you if you are hungry if you are not full.

"What's going on, so many people are making a big fuss."

The three donkeys explained again and again.

Li Haijun didn't expect this to be such a big deal, but why did it sound so satisfying and refreshing? It was like drinking a sip of iced Sprite in summer, refreshing.

"I've been sleeping at home, do you want to come in and search?"

Three donkeys: "No, no."

"Actually, you are also a sensible person. Who do you think our brother provoked?"

"I don't have any clues, just knock on doors from house to house and ask people, isn't this offending people to death?"

Li Haijun: "I want someone to be the deputy director of the factory, bear with it."

"Go ahead, I have to continue to sleep, my feet are struggling to cultivate."

Li Haijun raised his feet, implying that my legs and feet are like this, and I must not have done this.

Father Li's family, Ding Qiunan's family, and Liang Ladi's family were not spared.

When Seventh Boy was woken up, he was still sound asleep in the dormitory.

"Seventh boy, can you wash your feet, boy, your smell is comparable to that of Deputy Director Du."

"What's the matter, what happened?"

"Forget it, you will know tomorrow."

After the three donkeys left the dormitory of the seventh boy, they coughed a few times: "You don't have to worry about being smoked to death when you sleep, open the windows for ventilation."

The entire dormitory area was messed up by the security department.

Although everyone complained about the security department, they hated Deputy Director Du even more.

But after learning of the tragic experience of Deputy Factory Manager Du, everyone cursed him in their hearts. Why did they save him? They should let him hide in the cesspit and soak for a while.

Keeping people from sleeping in the middle of the night and disturbing their dreams, is this something people do?

After the person surnamed Du received the report from the Security Section.

Angrily smashed his tea mug and ashtray again.

"Trash, a bunch of trash."

"Such a thing can't be done well."

His secretary said: "Deputy factory director, it's no wonder they are there, we don't have any clues."

clue·······
The one surnamed Du slowly recalled, but he heard the voice instead of seeing the face, which made him so angry that he became even more depressed.

I have suffered such a big loss, I don't even know who is attacking me.

It's a dumb loss, can I just eat it myself?
sound... sound...
"Haifeng, let's go, let's go to the workshop, I remember the voice of the person who attacked me."

"Deputy factory director, I'm afraid it's not good to go to the workshop to make troubles?"

"Not good? If I don't find him out, how can I, Du Jinjia, have the face to stay in the machine repair shop?"

The secretary had no choice but to accompany the surname Du to continue going crazy.

The man surnamed Du couldn't get out of his bad breath, he could die of aggrieved life.

After arriving at the workshop, the man surnamed Du asked the workshop director to stop the machine.

"Everyone stand in line."

The one surnamed Du pointed to the slogan on the wall.

"Everyone finished reading it in front of me."

(The slogan cannot be written out, please forgive me, it will be messy if you write it.)
All of them were angry in their hearts and eyes, but their arms couldn't hold their thighs, so they recited it one by one.

The surname Du repeatedly recalled in his heart, but there was no one similar.

How could he find it?It would be strange to find it.

People are holding their throats and saying, who do you want to say?
Think of the father-in-law in the Forbidden City.

After tossing for nearly two hours, Bai, surnamed Du, gave up.

Disappointed, but not discouraged.

There is also the accommodation area. After leaving the factory area, the group went to the accommodation area.

Knocking on doors from door to door again.

"I bought a watch last year, it's endless, isn't it?"

"Still not allowed to sleep."

The grumpy accountant Lv had a nervous breakdown, and it was not easy to get a good night's sleep, so he opened the door angrily.

(End of this chapter)