Hello, I'm He Yuzhu

Chapter 63 Eat leeks for Jia Zhang's!
"He Yuzhu, here is my medical certificate!"

After Xu Damao and Qin Huairu left, He Yuzhu smoked a cigarette for a while before slowly returning to the courtyard.

As soon as she entered the door, before she had time to take off her coat, Lou Xiaoe followed her.

"Lou Xiao'e, why did you show me your medical certificate?"

What He Yuzhu said was scumbag. Although he had a super-friendly relationship with Lou Xiaoe, he didn't want to be responsible.

What he said is that he is a young man, so he has to find a young girl, and he can't find a second marriage.

When Lou Xiao'e got the medical certificate, she was very happy, and the first person she wanted to tell was He Yuzhu, but she didn't expect her excitement to be exchanged for He Yuzhu's indifference.

"He Yuzhu, you are a bastard, why, don't you want to admit it?"

Lou Xiaoe's face was full of grievances.

"Lou Xiao'e, don't get excited, we had a beautiful misunderstanding that day, not to mention, you are a married woman, how can I admit it?"

Lou Xiaoe looked determined: "I want to divorce Xu Damao and marry you!"

He Yu's head grew big, "Lou Xiao'e, let's make it clear, I can't marry you!"

In order not to cause trouble for himself, He Yuzhu decided to give full play to his scumbag nature, trying to make Lou Xiao'e stop thinking: "If I want to marry, I can't find a second marriage!"

After that morning, He Yuzhu was really worried and entangled, but Lou Xiao'e disappeared for several days. He Yuzhu thought she should adjust herself, and she was thinking about it.

With He Yuzhu's attitude of not taking the initiative, not refusing, and being irresponsible, it's okay to have multiple sexes, but if it's about marriage, it's too scary, too scary.

"He Yuzhu, whether you marry me or not, I will divorce Xu Damao!"

Lou Xiaoe clutched the medical certificate with a firm attitude.

He Yuzhu was thinking about getting off work, and accidentally broke through Xu Damao's casual talk with Qin Huairu, and decided to help Lou Xiaoe.

After telling Lou Xiao'e about this, Lou Xiao'e's lips were so angry that her lips were purple, and she was going to fight with Xu Damao!
"Don't be impulsive, you can only startle the snake like this!"

A brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that Lou Xiao'e doesn't have one.

He Yuzhu outlined his plan, and Lou Xiao'e's eyes lit up.

Is there anything better than catching an adulterer in bed, parading her in the streets, or even going to jail?

Lou Xiao'e agreed to He Yuzhu's plan, but Lou Xiao'e proposed to stay in his room at night, no matter how He Yuzhu persuaded her to go to the old lady's room, she was indifferent.

I really don't understand what a woman thinks. He Yuzhu has clearly stated that it is impossible to marry her. Why is Lou Xiao'e still insisting on it?
Since Lou Xiao'e won't leave at night, let her have a meal. Anyway, I have to eat, and by the way, I can continue to cheat Jia Zhang, let Lou Xiao'e go to the deaf old lady's house first, after walking for so long, I will report to myself when I come back Now, I should go to the old lady and say something, so that the old lady won't worry about it.

Seafood and mutton must not be eaten by Jia Zhang, otherwise someone will doubt himself. Qin Jingru also said before that the doctor did not expect that anyone could eat seafood every day during this period, so he did not tell Jia Zhang to avoid it. But after everyone told them, he still gave Jia Zhangshi seafood and meat, which is unreasonable.

He suddenly thought of leeks, started kneading dough, scrambled eggs, picked leeks, and prepared to make dumplings stuffed with leeks and eggs. Both leeks and eggs are hair!

I also made sweet corn kernels for Lou Xiao'e, fruit salad, cut canned luncheon meat, and a plate of pork head meat. I will definitely drink some with Lou Xiao'e at night!

Everything was ready, and the old lady and Lou Xiao'e were called to the house for dinner.

"It's delicious, Zhuzi, my wife loves your cooking!"

The old lady had a big appetite and ate more than a dozen dumplings.

"Grandma, you love to eat and I'll make it for you in the future, but you can't eat any more today, you won't be able to digest it if you eat too much at night!"

In the end, He Yuzhu was afraid that the old lady would be overwhelmed, so he said that he would not let the old lady eat the staple food, even pork head meat, and even gave the old lady a fruit salad, which made the deaf old lady very dissatisfied.

Lou Xiaoe will come and pour wine for the old lady: "Madam, you drink, this is Moutai, it costs a few dollars a bottle, he won't let you eat, so you can drink his wine until he feels bad!"

"Hahaha······"

The deaf old lady let out a smile that was almost full of teeth, "Okay, madam, drink!"

"Lou Xiao'e, take this money, and take the old lady to the hospital tomorrow to have her teeth fixed!"

Lou Xiaoe was also polite, and collected the money: "Okay, you can leave this matter to me at ease!"

He Yuzhu had promised the old lady many years ago that he would put her teeth in place, but he kept forgetting that there was no time during the day.

The three of them drank some wine, the deaf old lady just tasted it, and he and Lou Xiao'e could drink until they felt comfortable.

"It's getting late, I'll take you back!"

Lou Xiaoe cleaned up the table, and He Yuzhu supported the deaf old lady.

When the deaf old lady was about to leave, she patted He Yuzhu with her hand: "My wife understands, my wife understands everything, let my wife see, you two are a couple!"

He Yuzhu had a big blush with Lou Xiaoe.

When He Yuzhu sent the deaf old lady back to the backyard, he found that Xu Damao was drunk. He obviously drank again.
He Yuzhu thought, it seems that Xu Damao is going out to gamble!
"Lou Xiao'e, close the door and turn off the light at home. I'll go out for a while. If I don't come back, don't open the door!"

He Yuzhu explained to Lou Xiao'e, and then went to the opposite door with a plate of dumplings, the same condition, Qin Jingru, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't give it to Qin Huairu and the stick brothers and sisters.

Not surprisingly, this plate of dumplings would still enter Jia Zhang's stomach, because what Qin Jingru said to him could be said to be obedient.

Afterwards, He Yuzhu hurriedly rode his bicycle and followed Xu Damao until he arrived at a small courtyard with two entrances. Xu Damao knocked on the door. After the people who came out put him in, they still didn't forget to look left and right, but found nothing. Then closed the door.

He Yuzhu climbed over the wall secretly, and listened to the yelling in the house under the window. It seemed that this was Xu Damao's gambling den.

After confirming the place where Xu Damao gambled, He Yuzhu climbed over the wall and left.

"Lou Xiao'e, I found Xu Damao's gambling den. This time, he was punished for both crimes. Xu Damao must have been killed!"

After He Yuzhu returned home, he said excitedly.

Lou Xiao'e clings to his body, eyes blurred, and said emotionally: "At this time, let's not mention that beast!"

Just as the fire was about to be ignited, someone knocked on the door.

He Yuzhu made a silent gesture, then did not turn on the light, and opened the door in a smear.

"Who?"

"Qin Jingru, why don't you come to my house at night without rest?"

Qin Jingru handed him the plate, claiming credit heartlessly: "Brother Zhuzi, I'll send you a plate, don't worry, I ate all the dumplings, and I didn't give the rest to my sister and stick, I'll send it to the hospital Auntie!"

He Yuzhu nodded with satisfaction: "Well, I see, it's getting late, go back to sleep!"

After dismissing Qin Jingru, He Yuzhu returned to the bed, wanting to continue being gentle, but was blocked by Lou Xiao'e.

"He Yuzhu, are you and Qin Jingru rekindling your old relationship?"

"Or, are you going to marry her?"

He Yuzhu seemed to smell a sour smell.

However, he likes it, and having sex with Lou Xiao'e makes him feel very exciting. After all, a wife is Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, everyone knows!

The last time I was with Lou Xiao'e, because I made a mistake after drinking, this time it was different. Both of them were in a sober state, and he had to taste it carefully.

Holding Lou Xiao'e in his arms, He Yuzhu just wanted to applaud for love now, coaxing like a scumbag: "Who said, how could I marry a country girl!"

"Not to mention that she is still Qin Huairu's younger sister, it's too late for me to hide!"

Then He Yuzhu explained why he gave Qin Jingru delicious food. After Lou Xiaoe learned the truth, the cloudy weather turned clear, and she laughed and scolded him: "Bad guy!"

Hehe, men are not bad and women don't love, what a wise saying!
Blindfolded, the two continued their unfinished job.

Fifty thousand words are omitted here.

(End of this chapter)