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Chapter 280 Three in One
Talking with the Taoist priest, I learned that it is the period of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, and you can't help but sigh when you recall your glorious years in the Three Kingdoms period.

Under the stunned gaze of the Taoist priest, he spoke to him.

"Come, follow my orders to seek thieves! You will be my mount!"

The Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

In this way, you participated in the crusade against the Yellow Turban Army as a mount.

In one year, the decline of the Han Dynasty was evened out, because no mortal army could maintain a complete formation when they saw a gorilla more than 300 meters high rushing towards them.

Everyone kindly calls you 'Mang King Kong'.

Emperor Hanling granted you a pardon.

You find that you seem to be able to live without eating, but when you eat some glowing stones, you feel better.

You started to study the Huang Ting Jing Jing Jing you got from Taoist priests, but you couldn't get it right.

You doubt that you can't cultivate at all.

In the ninth year, your height has grown to 400 meters, and you have become a symbol of a big man.

In the tenth year, you have grown to 500 meters. At this time, even the city-states of the Han Dynasty cannot accommodate you. You bid farewell to your apprentice Guan Yunchang and left the Han Dynasty.

In the second month after you left, the Han Dynasty fell.

The Three Kingdoms era begins.

In No.11, you have grown to 600 meters, and you can no longer get close to humans. As long as you get close to them, they will be half-dead by the sound of your breathing.

And recently, you have found that as long as you look at the moon, your body size will increase, and you will be inexplicably irritable.

You grow a tail.

In No. 12, you discovered that as long as you concentrate on your back, you can turn the hair of your whole body into blond and increase your strength dozens of times.

At the same time, you named a bird that made a nest on your body Kobayashi.

In No.13, a man called the Bull Demon King invited you to worship him, but you looked at him and chose to refuse.

"My old cow just likes a stubborn person like you! Come on! Let Brother Niu see if you are strong or not!"

You and the grown Bull Demon start fighting.

The Bull Demon King accidentally killed Xiao Lin on your shoulder.

"Krillin!!"

With a roar, you turned into a golden gorilla.

"...What kind of beast descendant are you?!"

The bull devil turned pale with fright, and wanted to ask something, but was sprayed on the face by a force that you instinctively released from the end.

"This fire! The sun is really hot?!"

The Bull Demon King turned pale with fright, but you smiled dismissively.

"Have you heard of the Red Lotus King Kong?"

Yes, the flame you spit out is the power in your body, a kind of nuclear fusion power, and it is precisely because of this power that you know why you can survive without eating.

Now you are a mobile nuclear furnace.

The Bull Demon King was roasted to three maturity by you.

You have harvested the skills of the Bull Demon King, but you still have no way to learn it, but you have successfully found a way to practice.

eat.

Eating ores with spiritual power and the like.

So, you look at the mountains and strange roads that plague ordinary people.

Those hills and mountains in the land of Sichuan and Shu have become your first choice.

No. In 13 years, when you were practicing martial arts, you finally succeeded in releasing the power in your body from the palms of your palms.

But you are not careful.

Blow up the moon.

Heaven begins to encircle you.

The first person to besiege you was the person led by the giant spirit god. After you beat him up, you chatted with him about the salary and treatment of the heavenly court.

"Do you have a vacation?"

"I am a righteous god!"

"Then do you have five social insurance and one housing fund?"

"I am a righteous god!"

"So do you have any vacation?"

"I am a righteous god!"

"Then do you want to work overtime?"

"...I am a righteous god."

"Does your boss respect you then?"

"I, I am the righteous god."

"Then can you attend the Peach Banquet? Which row of seats do you want? How long does it take to get promoted? Do you have a girlfriend of your own?"

"I, I, I am the righteous god!"

"So do you have a vacation?"

"I am... woo... I am the God of Righteousness!"

The giant spirit god left crying.

Taibai Jinxing on one side has nothing to say.

Then came the second siege.

"I know I was wrong."

You are very honest and get caught.

Because there was an old man riding a bull on the opposite side.

"Ruzi can be taught."

The old man named Li Dan smiled and nodded, but he waved his hand at you.

"But I'm just passing by, your opponent is them."

He pointed to the Four Heavenly Kings on one side.

The five four heavenly kings came over.

They are Maliqing, Malihong, Marisa, Malihai, and Malishou.

You talked to them about the symphony.

They laughed and patted you on the shoulder, then fell to the ground with a groan, clutching their arms and howling.

"Oops! I'm defeated! My arm is broken! Can't get up without 3000 years of public holidays!"

They also wink at you coquettishly.

"Don't worry, brother, we are familiar with this set. After we go back, we will brag about your skills in front of the Jade Emperor, and then you will be able to recruit. At that time, we will talk about music."

That's what they told you when they left.

You are very happy and feel that you can become a regular.

So when the third siege came, you changed from a monkey who still had a chance to be lenient to a monkey who can shoot and kill.

"No need to say any more! The Jade Emperor has a decree. For a monster like you that can instantly kill the Four Heavenly Kings, in order to prevent the world from being ruined, I will kill you!"

The commander-in-chief named Li Jing issued such an order.

You start to think about what the five four heavenly kings said.

So a jade-faced boy came to fight you.

During the battle, you found out that this boy with a sharp gun in his hand clearly used supernatural powers, but one face was full of enthusiasm, another face was written with interest, and the last face was written with vitality.

His flint-pointed gun hits your arm, and you literally feel the threat of death in one moment, and then the next.

He fell to the ground.

"Ah, I'm dead."

He said so.

"........."

You start to wonder if there is something wrong with the brains of these gods.

So the next day, you saw a three-eyed man with a dog.

"Furry...ah, it's short hair..."

He looked at you with disappointment, but after hearing you say that there are more cute cats and dogs in the West, his face revealed a look of excitement.

"Ah, sorry, but I'm coming to kill you."

He said so.

Then when he raised the three-pointed two-edged knife, he fell to the ground and looked at Nezha who was lying on the ground eating peaches.

And screamed.

"Ah!! My waist! Such a powerful demon! I'm dead!"

You seriously think about whether these gods are really acting out your problem.

But rumors spread in the Three Realms that you killed Erlang God and Nezha with one punch.

You think there must be something wrong here.

Li Ke: "Is this really Journey to the West??"

Li Ke looked at the battle report so far, with a lot of question marks in his mind.

Fortunately, he thought that he could obtain immortal magic or something, but why do these gods feel sick? ?

　Hahaha!I'm talking about monkeys.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)