Penguin players

Chapter 34
In terms of swearing, Shen, an ancient man, cannot be compared with Li Ke, who has experienced the Internet age.

Among other things, Li Ke can think of more curse words than he can think of poems and songs.

Of course, it's not because Li Ke is full of rubbish, but because Li Ke doesn't see or use poems and songs in his daily life. However, no matter whether it's in post bars, in games, or in various forums, swear words appear endlessly.

Strange qi, pointing and cursing, Zaan piano, etc., etc., the high pressure of modern life causes people to use the Internet as a trash can to vent their negative emotions, and countless trash talks naturally emerge in endlessly.

So although it is not something to be proud of, Li Ke can still guarantee that there is no one above this world.

is no one.

Knows how to curse and provoke people better than him.

"Forget it, you bastard..."

Shen took a deep breath to calm down his turbulent emotions. Li Ke's words seemed to have a kind of magic power, which made him feel more serious, as if he had dealt with this guy many times.

Shen scoffed at his own idea, because before Li Ke appeared in front of him, he was just a swordsman who could be seen everywhere, not a very outstanding character.

However, he, who has been disturbed by Li Ke, doesn't plan to appear in front of Li Ke anymore.

No one likes being followed, not even the Kinkou sect, so he knows very well that if he is with Li Ke, he will definitely be ridiculed and stimulated by the other party.

"But since you didn't mistake the formula of the elixir, then I won't bother you."

After saying these words, Shen planned to leave. Li Ke didn't want to keep him at first, because if there were too many him, there would be variables in his simulation.

But just when Shen was about to jump out of the window, Li Ke had an idea and grabbed Shen's pants.

The Shen body who jumped out suddenly paused, and his body, which should have jumped to another roof, fell suddenly. If he hadn't reacted quickly and immediately supported his body with his own hands, otherwise his handsome appearance would definitely Will slap hard on the wall.

But the biggest problem is, his pants fell off.

A scream came from downstairs, and Li Ke also laughed.

Back in the room, he pulled up his pants, carefully pulled out the steel sword behind his back, looked at Li Ke who was a little embarrassed, and asked his own question.

"What sacrifice do you like?"

Li Ke scratched his head, this incident was an accident, he didn't think about it, who knew that the famous Shen's belt was so inferior!Just one pull and it snaps!

And he didn't even expect it.

Shen's buttocks are more upturned than ordinary women's, it's really Ionia's buttocks.

"You like clear water? I see."

Shen walked towards Li Ke with no expression on his face, the murderous intent in his heart couldn't be more intense.

He has grown up so big, his father has never treated him like this, let Li Ke open his eyes today, he lost his face, it is really difficult to end this matter without death.

In addition, Ionia has no choice but to find a way to go to Demacia to find a place where no one knows me and spend the rest of my life.

"No, no, what I like the most is a good life. It's best to have a beautiful wife and concubine by my side, with beautiful women like clouds."

Li Ke stepped back and explained that he likes brocade clothes, fine food and wine, plus he has a beautiful wife who he likes and likes himself, and his own life value, high-rise buildings.

Only this point cannot be blasphemed, he must refute Shen.

Before crossing, he could only think about it, if after crossing, he could only think about it, then wouldn't he have crossed in vain?
"I know."

Shen nodded expressionlessly, he already has a deep hatred with Li Ke, he will kill Li Ke!

"But I'll only give you clear water, so you better like clear water!"

"..."

"Any last wishes?"

"I want to live to the end of my life, preferably twenty times as long as Nobunaga."

"Who is Nobunaga?"

"A guy in his 50s who loves BBQ."

"..."

"How about it?"

"Do you have any last words?"

"Hey! Where's the last wish?!"

"There is no such thing!"

The two chased after each other, and finally Li Ke let Shen punch him twice in the back, and the matter was over.Both of them felt hungry after the fight, so Li Ke proposed to have a meal, but Shen originally planned to refuse, but looked at the restaurant Li Ke pointed to, and then looked at the cooking pot in his arms. In the end, he shamefully disobeyed his father's instructions.

No way, he is a young man after all.

Looking at the hot pot in front of him, Shen put the mutton into his own bowl, then drank the fruit wine that he said he would never drink before, and then spoke to Li Ke.

"Sure enough, the mutton in this store is still so delicious. Let me tell you, the sheep in this store are very famous. They are fed with good fodder every day, and..."

What he said was clear and straightforward, and he could be called the general election of Ionian food and broadcasting. He was very clear about the breeding and cultivation of mutton, and it seemed that he often came to this place.

But Li Ke prefers the fruit wine here.

This kind of 'wine' similar to fruit beer is similar to modern iced beer after being chilled in the deep well, and because of the excellent raw materials, the taste of this wine is quite good, the mouth will continue to linger, and it will not go up .

Although fruit wine itself does not have much alcohol.

But Li Ke felt that for a ninja like Shen, even if he broke the precept, it would be better for him not to lead the opponent to a greater extent.

But as soon as he finished thinking like this, Shen, who was a little dissatisfied, spoke.

"It's just that the wine you ordered is not good. If it were me, I would call it Yuelu wine, otherwise I won't be able to enjoy myself..."

Li Ke's hand trembled. Yuelu wine, one of the strongest wines in Ionia, is almost at the same level as vodka, Erguotou, and Laobaigan.

The fruit wine in front of me was indeed tasteless in front of these things.

"I thought...ninjas are pure-hearted."

After taking a sip of fruit wine, Li Ke complained silently, and Shen, who was still high-spirited, immediately stuttered. He blushed, played with the wine glass, and tried hard to defend himself.

"If you don't understand the dangers of alcohol, how do you quit drinking? It is precisely because you need to understand the harm of alcohol that you can understand why you should stay away. So drinking is a practice, and it is a matter of practice. Can it be considered drinking?"

Ha ha.

Li Ke smiled and stopped talking about this matter, and Shen also wanted to change the subject, so he talked about the business between them.

"There is actually something wrong with you, you may attract ghosts, which is not a good thing, so I will follow you... But originally, my father told me to act secretly, to see if you are in danger, and If it is related to monsters, I will take action. If it is not related, it depends on your own good fortune. But who made you behave so strangely after taking the medicine..."

Shen was still a little embarrassed, but not because he followed Li Ke, but because he was not 100% sure, so he thought Li Ke had taken the wrong medicine.

And this is also to remind Li Ke that although he is following the opponent, if the opponent commits suicide and provokes a powerful enemy who is not a demon, he will not make a move.

Li Ke doesn't care about these things. He is actually quite afraid of ghosts, so he doesn't care about stalking, even if he wants to say it hard, he will follow him. It's best for them to watch when he goes to the bathroom.

They are all men anyway, so what are you afraid of.

but……

He raised his wine glass with great interest, and he asked something deeply that he had always been curious about.

"I don't mind this. After all, that's what the Kinkou sect does. You don't care about mundane things, but I'm curious. If the Noxus invaded Ionia, would you not care about it?"

Shen's face darkened suddenly, but he still responded.

"That's right, I won't care."

(End of this chapter)