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Chapter 433 A World of Joy

Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you and thought there should be no problem, but he still gave your parents a Zen stick weighing eighty catties.

"Master, is this something that can suppress demons?"

"Yes, if your son still behaves strangely, you can just use this to knock."

"...Master, are you serious?"

"Sorry, I took it wrong, it's more suitable to knock with this one."

So the abbot took out a vajra and handed it to your parents. You and your parents looked at the 60-jin vajra with spikes and swallowed each other.

So your father returned the vajra, but looking at the muscular Amitabha statue above the Daxiong Hall, he didn't dare to take back the sesame oil money.

The abbot saw that your father was really not reconciled, and in the end he had no choice but to take out a few Buddhist scriptures and hand them to your father.

"Just read it anytime."

Your father was not very reconciled, so he took you to a nearby gym.

But looking at the dilapidated gymnasium, your father asked a little nervously.

"Mage, are you spiritual?"

"You can tell at a glance, the business is not as good as that... Uh, I mean, sincerity is true."

You looked at the impatience and commercial smirk on the Taoist priest's face, and couldn't help but rolled your eyes.

But the Taoist priests are still very good, at least you enjoyed watching a dance that invites the gods to exorcise ghosts, and the sweaty Taoist priest saw that you didn't respond for a long time, so he thought for a while and put you on the altar.

Just when you were wondering, he opened his mouth with a magic sword.

"San Qing is on top! Your apprentice and grandson have given you a gift!"

After finishing speaking, he pointed at you sharply with his sword.

Just when you and your parents thought this was some kind of evil Taoist priest, five bolts of lightning suddenly fell from the sky and knocked the Taoist priest to the ground.

And a line of large characters appeared on the ground inexplicably.

"Don't send us everything."

The fallen Taoist priest who was hit by the five thunders was scorched black all over, and stood up wearing tattered clothes. He first looked at the writing on the ground while supporting his waist, and then waved his hands to your parents.

"Okay, it's okay, Patriarch Sanqing has verified that your son is okay, okay, someone come over and pay me the soup and medicine fee. Oh, my old waist, really, isn't this trick not working? , what should I do next time if there is uncertainty? I can’t really send it down to the King of Hades for judgment..."

You and your parents looked at this cursing Taoist priest, then at the Taoist boy who was shot through the roof and skillfully picked up mud, bricks and wood to prepare to repair the house, and at the same time understood why this gymnasium is so poor.

Was struck by lightning.

Your parents finally calmed down and made sure that you were not possessed by demons and evil spirits, but a real child of theirs, so they went home happily.

In the third year, because you have a photographic memory and learned to speak carefully in the first year, I thought you were a genius father, so I asked you to recite the Four Books and Five Classics.

You feel like you're about to vomit, but you can analyze the two characters of eating people from the lines, and you borrowed and paid tribute to Mr. Lu's diary of a madman.

The kind of tribute without a single word.

But unfortunately, it was discovered again by your father.

then.

You were sent to Jinshan Temple again.

"Mage! My son must be bewitched!"

The old man who burned your diary of a madman pointed at you who was gagged and spoke with confidence.

But what you saw was the old abbot's disgusted expression.

After going through a lot of rituals, you who have long been convinced have returned to "normal" in your father's eyes, but your father has always felt that you are easily bewitched by evil spirits, so he decided!
Find you a wife and be happy.

After hearing this, you couldn't help but rolled your eyes, but didn't say anything.

Because you have been educated.

In the fourth year, your teacher said that there is nothing to teach you, but when you communicated with your father in private, you heard a topic that made you sparkle.

"Brother, tell me the truth."

"what happened?"

"Are you planning to rebel?"

"Huh? Why did you say that!"

"Your son, he..."

So you were sent to the Taoist temple this time, you think, this matter is endless.

After admiring the Daoist priest's five thunders on the top again, you found that a little boy in the Taoist temple was drawing orthographic characters on a wall, and you went to observe it out of curiosity.

"One, two, three, four, five... eight, nine, ten... 34, ten... Good guy, how many times has the Taoist priest been struck by lightning?"

You looked at the orthographic characters all over the wall, plus the line just scratched, and couldn't help asking the Taoist boy beside you.

Dao Tong spoke calmly.

"Counting this wall..."

"What do you say?"

You looked at Daotong in astonishment.

"I said count the wall."

The Daoist calmly pointed in other directions, and only then did you realize that apart from the wall in front of this gymnasium, and the surrounding wall, all of them are covered with orthographic characters.

"Do you want to be so exaggerated?"

"Oh, it's actually okay. I think the most exaggerated thing is that this mountain is now called Wulei Mountain."

Suddenly there was a thunder, and you looked at the five lightning bolts remaining in the retina again, and then at the calm Daotong drawing the orthographic characters, and couldn't help but nodded.

"I think it's quite appropriate."

In the fifth year, finally, you, being cautious, have not been told by the new teacher that you want to rebel.

However, he couldn't help sighing after reading your article.

"Zhen is a capable minister who governs the world, and a traitor in troubled times. This son has the ambition of Meng De."

Your father was shocked and was ready to send you up the mountain to exorcise evil spirits, but after reading your article and the flushed Mr., he silently picked up two vines.

One hits your husband, one hits you.

And with Mr. being chased with you, your article fell to the ground.

Before being stained with ink on the ground, a few words were faintly visible on the article.

"Bai Jie, she..."

In the sixth year, you were sent to the school to study, and you felt very bored, because the school really taught you what you learned at the age of three, but...

Mr.'s wife is very beautiful.

So you still find it interesting.

But because the kids at school are annoying, you decide to stop them from annoying you once and for all.

and so.

"This is the reason why you and the son of the Ministry of Rites, the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment, the Minister of the Ministry of War, the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, and the sons of the Minister of Officials joined forces to beat the son of the Prime Minister's family on the ground?"

"This matter was actually initiated by the Shangshu family of the Ministry of War, and you have long disliked the prime minister, haven't you?"

"That was before."

"You have changed, father. You are no longer the father who is as clear as water and as bright as a mirror. I don't have a father who is as unsteady as you! You are that Tenaris, and I am that Alsace!"

"He is your father-in-law now, and he can be the prime minister for at least 15 years, and he is expected to be succeeded by his apprentice."

The air was silent for a moment.

"When are we going to apologize? My dear father, besides, my father-in-law Lao Taishan is really old and strong. He is old and his heart is not old. An old tree has strong roots, and an old ox pulls a cart..."

"No, first explain to me what Arthas is, my son."

"Ah this..."

(End of this chapter)