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Chapter 435 Outrageous World

You have always thought that this world is a fictional historical world, so all your efforts have been to be a useful but not so useful dandy and waste snack.

Because you know very well that based on your father's experience, if you want to be very successful in official career, you will be able to copy and cut packages all over the house.

So, your ideal place is Gewuyuan, a useless place. When you get old, rely on your brother-in-law to be a household secretary or a servant for a year or so , and then let his son continue to shine on the lintel.

But you never expected that this is a world with gods.

After you calmed down, you held the arm of the big brother of Shennong, and asked tremblingly.

"Are we cultivating truth or immortality? Or is it some other system? Do I want to build a foundation, practice qi, form alchemy, and then transform Nascent Soul into Mahayana, or something else?"

Your question made Shennong scratch his head.

"You're talking about fools? Could it be that you just hit your head stupid?"

"Then what will I do with you?"

"Farming."

"I'm farming right now!"

"I can help you farm better!"

"I'm just researching better farming methods now!"

"Why can't I talk to you?"

Shennong thought for a while, then glanced at the kind woman next to him who made an ok gesture.

"Oh, I probably get it."

He points at you.

"You want to be a fairy!"

You nodded silently.

"Yes."

"Let's say it's bad, here it is, it's enough for Nidi's merits to be bad."

Shennong handed you three things that looked like hawthorn pills, and you ate them.

Then, countless clouds appeared around you, and you flew into the sky.

Then, under the gaze of the four heavenly kings, you bumped into the plaque of Nantianmen, and then smashed the plaque.

So, the four heavenly kings and five people looked at me and I looked at you, and finally pushed a little soldier, and that little soldier stood up bravely.

The little soldier cleared his throat under your gaze, and then roared out energetically.

"Someone is coming to attack Nantianmen!! Someone is making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace!! Someone is going to be the Jade Emperor!!!"

So you were caught as a troublemaker.

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Looking at the Haotian God with one hand on his forehead, you feel his helplessness and speechlessness.

"According to the law, didn't you say that you are not allowed to give the elixir of immortality to mortals? Didn't that guy cause enough trouble last time?"

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, it was given by Shennong, and Empress Nuwa was watching."

"That's fine... Forget it, let's tell those few people, and let this child become a god when his life span is exhausted. Now, mortal affairs are up to mortals themselves."

After finishing speaking, a golden light shot into your body, and you felt that something was missing in your body.

Then you were sent to the mortal world, but it is a pity that during your delay, your family members thought you were dead, and even wanted people suspected of being Nuwa and Shennong.

You feel that there is really no place to say this.

Your dad looks at you, and you notice that his hair has turned white during this time.

"Where have you been?"

"I said I went to heaven, believe it or not, your son is now a fairy."

But the only response to you is your father's white eyes.

"If you are a god, I am the Jade Emperor."

You know he doesn't believe it at all, and you are afraid that your father will say something weird again, so you can only say that you went out to play and got lost,

So your dad nodded.

"Okay, good food and drink today."

You had an unusual premonition of danger, and sure enough, on the second day, your father hung you in the yard and beat you, scolding you while beating.

"I told you to call yourself an immortal! I'm beating an immortal today!"

No. In 13 years, you grew up again, and during this time, Shennong would appear in your dreams from time to time, and work with you to study grafting and hybridization techniques.

Even sometimes, a shiny old man with a tortoise shell, and that kind woman who embroiders all day long will appear in your dreams.

You even sold your restored simple sewing machine to that kindly-looking woman.

She happily accepted it.

So this year's idols have inexplicably changed into new clothes.

After your communication with Shennong, you have successfully confirmed one thing.

This old man has something.

With his help, the food production has increased by [-]%, and you have changed from a dominant position to a supportive person.

No. In 14, you asked Shennong out of curiosity, what his two wives looked like, he should know what his two wives look like.

But it is not Shennong who answers you, but a kind woman on the side.

"Those two people were pinched by myself, they are very beautiful."

You nodded, but asked a question out of nowhere.

"what about me?"

An awkward yet polite smile appeared on the face of the kind woman, and she carefully kicked a wicker away from her feet.

You feel that your own three views are being rubbed against the ground again.

So your father saw you hitting your head with a stone early in the morning. After he was silent for a while, he looked at your worried mother and spoke.

"Why don't we train his younger brother?"

But having said that, he still sent you to Jinshan Temple.

Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you with a tangled face, it was a feeling of not knowing what to say, you looked at him, he looked at you, and the vajra in his hand still did not fall down in the end.

In the end, after the others left, the abbot sat next to you in a very quack manner,

"I'm just a little novice, don't make things difficult for me, sir, I will be recruited by the Lord in two years... No, I'm going to the Western Paradise to enjoy the blessings, why don't you torment my junior brother Fa Hai?"

You smiled disdainfully.

"Hehe, the Buddha Dharma is boundless? And if you say it like this, don't you always know that I'm fine? Then you've been cheating on our family's incense money?"

"What kind of incense money, that is sincerity to the Buddha!"

"So I have paid protection fees to the Buddha?"

"You can't understand it that way, benefactor."

"Then I want my money back!"

"Benefactor! Don't do this!"

"Day your mother! Refund the money!"

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, it doesn't look good in front of the Buddha."

"I don't care what Buddha is! Refund the money! Or tell my parents that I'm fine!"

After speaking, you can see the Buddha stood up from the lotus platform, and then smiled at you.

Then kicked you out.

"........."

Do you think that you should have formed a relationship with the Buddha.

But if you can't beat it for the time being, don't worry about it.

(End of this chapter)