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Chapter 586 The Fake Girlfriend Problem
Chapter 586 The Fake Girlfriend Problem
You silently looked at his appearance that no one would think was a boy, and looked at Xiaoyu speechlessly.
Xiaoyu took a sip of tea calmly, then continued to maintain her harmless smile, and pointed to Xiaotian while speaking.
"I'm sorry, but as the president of the Moon Rabbit Group, I need to pay attention to my personal image. You can't just have a boyfriend, and most importantly, I'm not very good at changing. But I remember Xiaotian is Yes, right, Xiaotian!"
Then you turned your head to look at the last person, Xiaotian.
"That's right! That's right! It's me! I'm super powerful!!"
Xiaotian excitedly stood on the table, making Xiaoyu jump up and punch Xiaotian on the head, causing Xiaotian to fall to the ground.
Afterwards, Xiao Tian became a little more honest, and began to perform his transformation technique.
Everyone looked at Xiaotian nervously, and Xiaotian also showed a serious expression.
next moment……
A beautiful chihuahua appeared in front of you.
female.
You covered your head, and so did the others, only Xiaotian looked at you blankly, wondering why you showed such expressions.
"It seems that there is no other way. Jiuyue, do you want to call your grandmother Daji over? I can promise to buy her limited edition clothes and bags."
You are very calm, because no matter what kind of limited edition, it is actually a matter of your saying a word.
If you really don't have one, just buy it and start the factory again.
"Uh, my grandma has been cultivating her body and mind for a long time, so she probably wouldn't do such a thing."
Jiuyue scratched her cheek, not really wanting her grandma to come here.
"Well, I can't even count on the most trustworthy Nine-Tailed Fox. I can only find a random app to find a temporary girlfriend."
September nodded and agreed.
"That's right, the Nine-Tailed Fox can't be counted on... just wait!!!"
September angrily slapped the table and stood up, grabbed your collar and lifted you up, then looked at you angrily.
"Tell me again! Are you discriminating against me! I am also a nine-tailed fox! Why did you find a dating app immediately! You bastard! Are you looking down on me?! Look down on me as a nine-tailed fox! Is it the ability of the tail fox?"
You nodded calmly.
"Yes."
"I'm going to kill you!! You are a dead virgin who needs a fake girlfriend!!"
The runaway Jiuyue was quickly controlled by Xiaoyu, but she still bared her teeth and claws.
So you smiled indifferently. Now that things have happened, there is no need for everyone to cherish face and friendship. At this time, of course, it is a situation of endless death.
"Then, Miss Jiuyue who is a nine-tailed fox."
Your voice is like frost, like the cold wind under the Nine Netherworld, your voice is so cold that everyone is shivering.
Especially Xiaoyu, she feels like you are going to kill Jiuyue.
"You are a 200-year-old nine-tailed fox."
You looked at Jiuyue and took out your own kill.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
In an instant, September turned gray and turned into a statue made of powder in Xiaoyu's arms. When a couple at the door opened the door and walked in with a smile, the wind they brought blew September into a White ash all over the sky.
So you all agreed that letting September go out will definitely lead to failure, so you started looking for blind dates and apps that rent girlfriends.
Then, September silently joined in.
"Well, why did this girl ask me to stay overnight? What does it mean to stay overnight?"
Xiaotian with a pure face.
"........."
Ao Lie who couldn't speak.
"Well, it probably means that I want to play games with you at night. But why didn't my face recognition authentication pass? It's really annoying."
This is the expressionless Nezha.
"Well, it's not playing games... Anyway, Xiaotian, just don't agree. Damn, why is it so difficult to find someone who can quietly pretend to be a fake girlfriend! 3000 yuan! Are people so materialistic nowadays?!"
This is Xiaoyu with an irritable face.
"Well, why don't you take a look at mine? This non-human firm seems quite reliable."
September appeared, she took her mobile phone and opened an app.
You watched the advertisement of this app together, it said to tell your needs, and then the company will send corresponding gods or monsters to help you fulfill your needs, and usually use their own monsters or gods Power helps you do it.
But if it's too outrageous, it won't work.
For example, immortality, becoming the ruler of the country, or getting rich overnight is not acceptable. It must be achieved through your own efforts. It is only the wishes and ideas that cannot be successfully completed due to some reasons.
"looks good?"
You try to place an order.
After 10 minutes, a straight black woman with a lotus stand on and a halo behind her head, which is a large light image, appeared in front of you. In her hand, she was holding a coffee cup with a green straw inserted. .
She walked up to Jiuyue and looked at you with a smile on her face, while Ao Lie, Xiaoyu, Xiaotian, and Nezha were all silent, and all lowered their heads, trying hard to completely disappear their sense of existence.
Facing this scene, the woman just smiled, then bent down to look at Jiuyue, her eyes were full of kindness and tenderness.
"Hello, is the person named September who needs a temporary girlfriend to deal with his parents?"
September waved her hands quickly, and then pushed you in front of this woman.
"Ah, no, it's this person, Li Ke needs it."
When you look at this woman, you feel that she fits your aesthetics very well. A white dress can't stop her bumpy figure, which kills Jiuyue's three-level figure in seconds, and her gentle temperament makes you feel very familiar, and The key is.
Black and straight.
However, what you didn't expect was that after hearing your name and seeing your face, this straight black woman took three steps back.
"This……"
She looked at the group of people who had shrunk under the table, then at you, and then fell silent.
"what happened?"
You are a little curious, and you think you are not ugly.
"Ah, this is mainly due to many reasons. You are so handsome, do you really need to find a fake girlfriend?"
You could tell she was resisting and quite embarrassed.
"That's not true, but... For monsters and gods, isn't gender not very important? Besides, what is your identity, I always feel that they are afraid of you..."
So, you immediately saw that the clothes on this person had changed, and turned into your usual Guanyin appearance.
"Maybe it's because I'm Guanyin. But how should I put it, benefactor... I took this order mainly to promote the inclusiveness of Buddhism, the inclusiveness of same-sex love...so..."
This person who claims to be Guanyin slapped you.
"Can you not give a negative review after refunding?"
(End of this chapter)
You silently looked at his appearance that no one would think was a boy, and looked at Xiaoyu speechlessly.
Xiaoyu took a sip of tea calmly, then continued to maintain her harmless smile, and pointed to Xiaotian while speaking.
"I'm sorry, but as the president of the Moon Rabbit Group, I need to pay attention to my personal image. You can't just have a boyfriend, and most importantly, I'm not very good at changing. But I remember Xiaotian is Yes, right, Xiaotian!"
Then you turned your head to look at the last person, Xiaotian.
"That's right! That's right! It's me! I'm super powerful!!"
Xiaotian excitedly stood on the table, making Xiaoyu jump up and punch Xiaotian on the head, causing Xiaotian to fall to the ground.
Afterwards, Xiao Tian became a little more honest, and began to perform his transformation technique.
Everyone looked at Xiaotian nervously, and Xiaotian also showed a serious expression.
next moment……
A beautiful chihuahua appeared in front of you.
female.
You covered your head, and so did the others, only Xiaotian looked at you blankly, wondering why you showed such expressions.
"It seems that there is no other way. Jiuyue, do you want to call your grandmother Daji over? I can promise to buy her limited edition clothes and bags."
You are very calm, because no matter what kind of limited edition, it is actually a matter of your saying a word.
If you really don't have one, just buy it and start the factory again.
"Uh, my grandma has been cultivating her body and mind for a long time, so she probably wouldn't do such a thing."
Jiuyue scratched her cheek, not really wanting her grandma to come here.
"Well, I can't even count on the most trustworthy Nine-Tailed Fox. I can only find a random app to find a temporary girlfriend."
September nodded and agreed.
"That's right, the Nine-Tailed Fox can't be counted on... just wait!!!"
September angrily slapped the table and stood up, grabbed your collar and lifted you up, then looked at you angrily.
"Tell me again! Are you discriminating against me! I am also a nine-tailed fox! Why did you find a dating app immediately! You bastard! Are you looking down on me?! Look down on me as a nine-tailed fox! Is it the ability of the tail fox?"
You nodded calmly.
"Yes."
"I'm going to kill you!! You are a dead virgin who needs a fake girlfriend!!"
The runaway Jiuyue was quickly controlled by Xiaoyu, but she still bared her teeth and claws.
So you smiled indifferently. Now that things have happened, there is no need for everyone to cherish face and friendship. At this time, of course, it is a situation of endless death.
"Then, Miss Jiuyue who is a nine-tailed fox."
Your voice is like frost, like the cold wind under the Nine Netherworld, your voice is so cold that everyone is shivering.
Especially Xiaoyu, she feels like you are going to kill Jiuyue.
"You are a 200-year-old nine-tailed fox."
You looked at Jiuyue and took out your own kill.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
In an instant, September turned gray and turned into a statue made of powder in Xiaoyu's arms. When a couple at the door opened the door and walked in with a smile, the wind they brought blew September into a White ash all over the sky.
So you all agreed that letting September go out will definitely lead to failure, so you started looking for blind dates and apps that rent girlfriends.
Then, September silently joined in.
"Well, why did this girl ask me to stay overnight? What does it mean to stay overnight?"
Xiaotian with a pure face.
"........."
Ao Lie who couldn't speak.
"Well, it probably means that I want to play games with you at night. But why didn't my face recognition authentication pass? It's really annoying."
This is the expressionless Nezha.
"Well, it's not playing games... Anyway, Xiaotian, just don't agree. Damn, why is it so difficult to find someone who can quietly pretend to be a fake girlfriend! 3000 yuan! Are people so materialistic nowadays?!"
This is Xiaoyu with an irritable face.
"Well, why don't you take a look at mine? This non-human firm seems quite reliable."
September appeared, she took her mobile phone and opened an app.
You watched the advertisement of this app together, it said to tell your needs, and then the company will send corresponding gods or monsters to help you fulfill your needs, and usually use their own monsters or gods Power helps you do it.
But if it's too outrageous, it won't work.
For example, immortality, becoming the ruler of the country, or getting rich overnight is not acceptable. It must be achieved through your own efforts. It is only the wishes and ideas that cannot be successfully completed due to some reasons.
"looks good?"
You try to place an order.
After 10 minutes, a straight black woman with a lotus stand on and a halo behind her head, which is a large light image, appeared in front of you. In her hand, she was holding a coffee cup with a green straw inserted. .
She walked up to Jiuyue and looked at you with a smile on her face, while Ao Lie, Xiaoyu, Xiaotian, and Nezha were all silent, and all lowered their heads, trying hard to completely disappear their sense of existence.
Facing this scene, the woman just smiled, then bent down to look at Jiuyue, her eyes were full of kindness and tenderness.
"Hello, is the person named September who needs a temporary girlfriend to deal with his parents?"
September waved her hands quickly, and then pushed you in front of this woman.
"Ah, no, it's this person, Li Ke needs it."
When you look at this woman, you feel that she fits your aesthetics very well. A white dress can't stop her bumpy figure, which kills Jiuyue's three-level figure in seconds, and her gentle temperament makes you feel very familiar, and The key is.
Black and straight.
However, what you didn't expect was that after hearing your name and seeing your face, this straight black woman took three steps back.
"This……"
She looked at the group of people who had shrunk under the table, then at you, and then fell silent.
"what happened?"
You are a little curious, and you think you are not ugly.
"Ah, this is mainly due to many reasons. You are so handsome, do you really need to find a fake girlfriend?"
You could tell she was resisting and quite embarrassed.
"That's not true, but... For monsters and gods, isn't gender not very important? Besides, what is your identity, I always feel that they are afraid of you..."
So, you immediately saw that the clothes on this person had changed, and turned into your usual Guanyin appearance.
"Maybe it's because I'm Guanyin. But how should I put it, benefactor... I took this order mainly to promote the inclusiveness of Buddhism, the inclusiveness of same-sex love...so..."
This person who claims to be Guanyin slapped you.
"Can you not give a negative review after refunding?"
(End of this chapter)
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