Sister, stay away from me!

Chapter 15 Is there something wrong with your mind?
"Let me tell you, you are so good-looking, why are you cultivating immortals? I know some ways, and when the time comes, you will be your behind-the-scenes manager. We will split the bill seven to three times, and we are guaranteed to earn more than cultivating immortals. Hey, do you have any wine, I am so hungry. Cigarette sticks are also fine."

Looking at the old hamster with a social face, Wang Huai picked up the cage and practiced Cuju for a while, and then put the dizzy rat monster away.

"I'll give you another chance to answer the question well."

"Why are you embarrassing the little hamster, am I not cute?"

"Am I cute?"

The mouse demon just wanted to spit and let Wang Huai take a picture of his own beauty, but after thinking of Wang Huai's appearance, he was afraid.

Ma Dan, it's a complete failure.

Sitting decadently in the cage, the mouse demon propped his head and said, "Okay, okay, you're the cutest. Just ask what you want, anyway, it's all in your hands."

"Name?"

"Little hamster."

"age?"

"Three years old."

"Home address?"

"Isn't it right here?"

"gender?"

"You can't see it yourself!"

Wang Huai picked up the cage and shook it up and down for a while, then put it down and asked, "Sex."

"male."

"Oh, sir. All right, I've finished asking about the basic information, so tell me, how did you become a demon?"

The little hamster recalled it for a long time, and finally said: "It was a night when a natural disaster passed by. I stood under the moon and thought about how to satisfy the animal nature in my body..."

"speak English!"

"After it rained, I was hungry, but someone poured food into my stomach. When I regained my senses, I awakened my spiritual wisdom and became a monster."

After asking some more detailed questions, Wang Huai probably understood the origin of the little hamster.

It doesn't know how it got here.

All he knew was that he had been force-fed, and then became a demon.

Why did the other party want to create a monster by themselves?Is it the same group of people who attacked me tonight?
After talking about what he knew, the little hamster drank some water, and then continued to talk about his plan to make a fortune.

"Let me tell you, it's best to cheat a man's money. You first give yourself a fancy name, then make up a set of people, spend some money to build momentum for yourself, and then sing everywhere. It doesn't matter if you can't sing, I If there is a connection, let’s just find a few lip-syncing. When you meet your admirers in the future, you must be kind, but you must not let them eat it. The best thing is what you can’t eat. In this way, we can sell tickets and have a VIP from time to time. Special seat, the money is not rolling in. I am teaching you, do you hear me?"

"Don't make noise, I have plenty of money."

"No matter how rich you are, how much money can the owner of the Wang family have? Let me tell you, I made it out of the room of the owner of the Wang family. There are also people who have a [-]% family fortune. This plan is the idol growth plan, how about it, are you excited?"

"No wonder it sounds so familiar. It turns out to be black history. Let Uncle Duan burn all the notes when we go back."

"How can it be black history! Girl, you lack respect for rich people."

"The head of the Wang family is my brother."

The little hamster stared at Wang Huai with wide eyes, suddenly grabbed the cage, and shouted heart-piercingly, "My lord, can I lick the soles of your feet? To be honest, I especially admire you rich people!" what!"

Looking at the sincere little hamster, Wang Huai wondered why this guy resembled someone so much.

Originally, I wanted you to drink the footwashing water, but now it seems that it is a reward.

Suddenly, the lights in the room flickered, and then went out completely.

Wang Huai immediately opened the window and found that the stars above his head began to dim, as if there was a layer of tulle covering Miaoyinmen

Then, the bell rang, the snails bloomed, and the golden Buddhist kingdom descended from the sky, surrounded by flowers flying in the sky.
A monk dressed in rags came slowly from the Buddhist kingdom, chanting Sanskrit sounds that seemed to be there but not there.

The monk didn't look more than twenty, but he had delicate features, and his body was filled with a clear golden light.

He walked towards Miaoyinmen step by step, his speed seemed to be slow but actually fast, as if distorting the surrounding space, Wang Huai felt sick to his stomach.

Walking all the way in front of Wang Huai, the young monk bowed and saluted, and said softly: "This poor monk's dharma name is disgusting, and disturbed the female benefactor. But the rat demon behind you is destined for me, so please return it to me." give me."

Wang Huai turned his head and found that the little hamster in the cage had started to tremble, and kept shouting, "It's him, he's the one who feeds me!"

Turning his head, Wang Huai said to the hatred in front of him, "Are you his father?"

Relying on his own real experience, Wang Huai was not polite to the other party at all, and greeted directly.

The monk smiled brightly: "Female benefactor, although you are born beautiful, there is no need... Hiss~ Look carefully, it is still too good-looking. There is no future in cultivating immortals. Come with me as a little monk to practice Huanxi Zen and help me practice. "

Hate directly stretched out his hand and took Wang Huai's hand, only to feel the softness in his hand, and the Buddha's heart trembled.

Originally, I just wanted to recycle a strange object, but I didn't expect to meet such a stunning beauty. It would be a pity not to bring back Huanxi Zen.

Wang Huai originally wanted to break free, but the opponent's strength was surprisingly strong, and he couldn't break free at all.

Afterwards, he was directly pulled into the sky and flew all the way into the Buddha Kingdom.

It was only after entering the Buddha Kingdom that I realized that this place is actually surprisingly small, and all the scenic spots are just illusions. The real Buddha Kingdom is not much bigger than my bedroom.

The furnishings inside are also very simple, not as luxurious as it looks from the outside.

"Your advertising is too outrageous, you are not exaggerating even if you pay 999 dollars!"

Evil smiled shyly: "Practitioners are all poor, but our Buddhist sect will have money in the future if we embrace the present day. It is not too late, the benefactor, take off your clothes quickly, and I will teach you the Zen of Joy. Forget it, let me do it myself .”

As soon as the invisible mana came into contact with Wang Huai, he heard a scream of hatred: "Man, man, man!"

"Brother, are you happy?" Wang Huai asked with his ears out.

"Get out, get out, get out! I hate men the most! Get out!"

Wang Huai felt that he was pushed away by an invisible force, flew directly out of the Buddha Kingdom, and kept falling in the air.

Just when he thought this real experience was over, he was held in someone's arms again and floated in the sky.

Looking back, Wang Huai saw a scene he would never forget in his life.

His eyes were red like pure rubies, and his white skin gleamed in the dark.

The exquisite facial features are flawless, like a goddess walking down a mountain, giving people a thrilling feeling.

What is particularly noticeable is the top of the opponent's head, a pair of furry fox ears are eye-catching, and they twitch from time to time, making it even more cute.

The three pure white fox tails are radiant and fluffy like clouds, making people want to hold them in their hands and play with them.

"Third, third senior sister? Why do you look like this?"

The half-fox, half-human Ye Yuan looked at Wang Huai's chest and said coldly, "I'll talk about your gender later. Remember to tell me the truth."

"Oh, yes." Wang Huai nodded obediently.

After explaining, I will run away, anyway, the real simulation is fine.

Hey, just run and play.

Ye Yuan's three tails surrounded Wang Huai, and the soft feeling made Wang Huai feel as if he had gone to heaven, and his whole body became soft.

With both hands free, Ye Yuan bent her bow in the air, and the invisible arrow even created a cyclone, making the surrounding wind rattle.

The arrow let go, and the arrow flew out as fast as lightning. One arrow pierced the illusion of the Buddha Kingdom, penetrated the Buddha Kingdom, and made an earth-shattering sound.

The surrounding Feitian screamed and shattered, and the small Buddhist kingdom collapsed.

The embarrassing abomination flew out of the Buddha Kingdom, clutching his bleeding chest and said viciously, "Fairy fox Ye Yuan, it's you again! If I hadn't met a man, how could I be afraid of you!"

The second arrow flew out, causing the abomination in the air to turn around and fly away screaming, and shouted as it walked: "I have written down this grudge!"

"Brother, walk slowly and don't see you off."

Saying hello to the bereaved dog in the sky, Wang Huai excitedly said to Ye Yuan: "Senior sister, can you continue to change, the best one is a pure fox."

Ye Yuan looked at Wang Huai, and suddenly felt like she was punching cotton.

Do you not only have problems with your body, but also with your mind?

(End of this chapter)