Our cultivator in the village

Chapter 24 Introductory Testing
In Gui Yi's sect, everyone knows that Elder Gui Yun is open-minded, Elder Ling Jue is mean, and Elder Tian Xin is violent.

When Elder Tianxin heard that Wei Jiang was coming, he was very unhappy. It would be fine if he sent other disciples. On that day, Wei Jiang played tricks on Luo Guantong in front of the Hall of Sanqing. unhappy.

Elder Tianxin thought to himself, this child is so disrespectful, frivolous and impetuous, how can he learn the alchemy?So on this day, the second disciple Song Shao happened to be out on business. Elder Tianxin asked the eldest disciple Jinghui to wait at Tianxin Peak, and made some arrangements quietly, but he went to the Herb Garden to find some herbs.

After Wei Jiang came in, he was also very unhappy.

It turned out that Wei Jiang had just entered Tianxin Peak, and when he reached the gate, there was a female disciple of Wei Jiang's age who wanted to check the nameplate.Wei Jiang went out in a hurry and didn't bring this thing with him, so the female disciple doubted Wei Jiang's identity, Wei Jiang argued a few words, the disciple simply closed the door and asked Wei Jiang to go back to Yunfeng to get it.

Wei Jiang couldn't bear this uselessness, so he picked up a stone from the ground and smashed it at the door with a bang.

Wei Jiang shouted: "Open the door, my little girl, open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, your door will be smashed!"

That female disciple is also a character who is not afraid of causing trouble, she put her hips on the inside and shouted: "You stinky hozen, if you have the ability, you can fight in!" Also closed.

Wei Jiang lowered his head, and the saliva passed by the side of his cheeks, and a few drops were still on it. Wei Jiang wiped his face and screamed angrily. The "opening style" of the fist smashed over.

The poor lintel didn't know how to dodge, there was only a loud bang, and the dust from the roof fell all over the ground.

The little girl yelled loudly: "You knocked down the door, and you have to pay! Master Tianxin comes back and punishes you by kneeling and punishing you to death!"

Wei Jiang exerted great strength, and Guan Sanqi 21 punched again, shaking the ground like a mountain.The mountain gate creaked and creaked, and it seemed that it was about to collapse.

The little girl hid far away inside, and shouted: "Come on, there is a stinky hozen going up the mountain!"

Wei Jiang yelled loudly, and punched up again, with all his strength in the punch, there was only a loud click, and the bolt that inserted the door broke free from the lock, and flew far away with a whoosh.

Seeing Wei Jiang's bravery, the little girl was so frightened that she repeatedly shouted: "Wait, I'll ask my senior sister to deal with you!" After saying that, Sa Yazi ran away.

Wei Jiang swaggered in with his hands behind his back.

When I entered the door, I saw that there were two bolts thick and thin at the mouth of the bowl at the door, one flew out, and the other was broken in two.

Wei Jiang touched his fist, compared it, and said happily: "This punch is very good! This punch of Lao Tzu will overwhelm a cow!"

Today, Wei Jiang has only a little bit of confidence in his own cultivation.

Wei Jiang walked forward slowly, and just after passing through several courtyards, he saw a female Taoist priest in plain clothes standing in front of her with a whisk in her hand.

The female Taoist yelled coldly: "You are Wei Jiang? How could you be so reckless that you broke down the gate of Tianxin Peak as soon as you arrived at Tianxin Peak!"

Seeing the lord, Wei Jiang was a little guilty after all, and argued: "You are too bullying, I was ordered by Elder Gui Yun to get up to Tianxin Peak, and one of your disciples refused to let me in, and even spit on me!"

After finishing speaking, he touched his face again, and continued: "Splash my face!"

The female Taoist said sternly: "If you are not allowed to enter, you will smash the door? What kind of robbery! If you brought the teacher's nameplate, how could there be such twists and turns? You don't follow the rules yourself, and you are still sophistry!"

Seeing that the female Taoist priest was right, Wei Jiang shrank his head and said, "Sister Taoist priest, what's your name? Just break the plug at the door, or I'll fix it for you in a few days."

The female Taoist priest saw that Wei Jiang was submissive, and thought that he was sent by Master Guiyun, so it was not good to blame him too much, since Master Guiyun must not look good in front of him, so she said lightly: "Follow me."

Wei Jiang followed the Taoist priestess into the living room.She sat down first, looked at Weijiang coldly for a while and said: "Master said you are frivolous and impetuous, and it is true. With only brute force, how can you practice alchemy like this?"

Hearing that she said he was not good enough, Wei Jiang frowned and said, "Didn't you send someone named Xu Guangxiao to learn forging from my master? I will come here to practice alchemy, and everyone will change one by one. Isn't that okay?"

The Taoist priestess listened to Wei Jiang, let's change one by one, since we have accepted your man, I am here today, you have to accept it if you don't accept it, and you have to accept it if you accept it.

So the female Taoist said coldly: "Of course the poor know that Xu Guangxiao has passed away. If his aptitude is not good and he can't learn the true forging formula, your master can send him back. If you want to practice our alchemy, master Having said that, you have to pass the test of the master, if you fail, you can be sent back."

When Wei Jiang heard about the test, his heart skipped a beat, and he asked, "What is the test? Isn't it a book test? I can't do that. I can't read and write, I can only eat and shit!"

Hearing what Wei Jiang said was vulgar, the Taoist priestess frowned, she couldn't say anything, she called out "Jingru", a little girl showed half of her face, it turned out to be the little Taoist priest who had just opened the door.

Seeing that Wei Jiang didn't dare to be violent, the little Taoist priest quickly took out a basket from the house, took out an egg from the basket, handed it to the female Taoist priest, and made a face at Wei Jiang.

Wei Jiang waved his hand and said, "Little sister, you don't have to be polite, I've already eaten, and I don't like to drink water and get out!"

The female Taoist priest sees that Wei Jiang is full of Hu Chai. How can she be a true practitioner?He was even more displeased in his heart, and said lightly: "This is a raw egg. I will give you half a stick of incense time. If you can stand this egg on the table, Master Tianxin will only accept you if he says so."

Just stand an egg?Wei Jiang thought to himself, what is so difficult about this?

He didn't talk nonsense with the Taoist woman, picked up the egg, tapped the slightly larger head on the table, and stood up the egg.Seeing the startled look on Jingru's little girl's face, he said triumphantly: "Cut, I knew this when I was a child. You have never raised chickens, so you must not know. The big end is full of air, left by the old hen." Come out to breathe for chickens that haven't broken their shells."

The little female Taoist priest named Jingru said in surprise: "Senior sister, he cheated and played tricks and broke the egg! I want him to pay for it!"

The female Taoist had no choice but to take an egg again, and said coldly: "The poor Taoist will explain the rules clearly first, the egg cannot be broken, you must stand up in the middle of this table, and no other places are allowed." She had already seen the edge of the table. There are several small pits, if this little cunning guy has sharp eyes and puts eggs in the pits, he can't count them.

Wei Jiang looked at the marble tabletop, which was as flat as a mirror.

Isn't this clearly making things difficult for others?

Seeing that the Taoist priestess was about to leave, Wei Jiang pulled her cuff and said, "Senior sister, don't go—show me if you stand up, and if you do it, I will do it!"

The female Taoist snorted, picked up an egg, calmed down for a moment, waved it casually, and it stood up steadily.

Wei Jiang said in surprise: "Oh, big sister, you really have a way, you really stand up, I am convinced."

The female Taoist priest pointed to the incense stick in the incense burner next to her, and said: "After half a stick of incense, the poor Taoist will come and check it." After saying that, she waved her hand and went out with the little Taoist priest Jingru.

Wei Jiang was also curious, it seemed to be very simple, so he fiddled with the egg on the table.After a while, seeing half of the incense sticks that had been poked off and half burned, the egg was still rolling around, but it couldn't stand upright.

Wei Jiang was anxious, thinking that if this continues, he will be returned!
Wei Jiang rolled his eyes, Xindao Tianxin told him to erect eggs, not for fun, but to test the hard work of concentrating on one thing.He figured this out, he took a deep breath, just like practicing the Taisu Sun and Moon Inspiration Art, with no other distractions, holding a ball of true spirit energy in his hand, slowly lifted the egg, and slightly felt it. , When he felt that there was no pressure from the zhenqi on both sides of the egg, he opened his hands, and the egg stood up firmly.

Wei Jiang laughed, as long as I put my heart into it, there is nothing I can't do!

At this moment, I saw that there was still a small half of the incense stick. Wei Jiang had mastered the method of erecting eggs, so he took out two more eggs from the basket next to him. Can you stack the two together and show it to your stinky Taoist priest!
It is easy to erect an egg, but it is much more difficult to put another egg on top of it.Seeing that the incense stick was about to burn out, Wei Jiang looked at his nose, nose and heart, his heart sank into the sea of ​​consciousness, he held an egg in both hands and suspended it on the table, and put the egg down steadily, the egg below turned out to be completely untouched. He let go of his hand, haha, two eggs are piled up!
At this time, the living room door creaked, and the female Taoist priest came in.

Wei Jiang shouted from a distance: "Hey, open the door slowly, my eggs are piled up! Don't let the wind blow them down."

Seeing little Taoist Priest Jingru open her mouth wide, as if hiding an egg in her mouth, she stammered and shouted to her senior sister: "Senior Jinghui, Senior Sister Jinghui, look - he actually raised two, They're all pointing down!"

Jinghui was slightly taken aback, if Wei Jiang erected one, it wouldn't be too surprising, but Wei Jiang couldn't do it in front of him, at this moment, he had mastered the essentials, and even erected two out of thin air, this talent had to let this The female Taoist was startled, and she asked, "How did you do it?"

Wei Jiang smiled and said: "We cultivators, what's the problem? Don't panic, just keep your hands steady. Do you want me to build you a three-story arhat and a four-story tower to let Tianxin Uncle sees our means of returning to Yunfeng!"

Jinghui said in her heart, don't panic and be steady, it's easy to say, but it's so difficult to do it all the time!
There was a slight movement in her heart, could it be that this child is really a wizard of alchemy?
While the Taoist priestess was meditating, there was a cough from outside, and an old voice said: "Jingru, has that little devil left?"

Before Jinghui could answer, Wei Jiang started yelling and said, "Uncle Tianxin, my name is Wei Jiang, and I haven't left yet! I came to ask you to learn alchemy! You can't see me!"

(End of this chapter)