Incense to the ancestors, I am invincible in the world

Chapter 2 Everything is ready, only owed to the grave

this night.

Wang Xiaobao fell asleep with a smile.

When the ancestor came to him in the dream, he replied generously: everything is ready, the only thing left is to go to the grave.

then.

The old ancestor withdrew from the dream with a smile.

Until dawn, Wang Xiaobao had no more dreams all night, and had a sound sleep.

"Xiaobao, wake up, your sister brought her boyfriend home for dinner today, please tidy up the house, don't mess it up again."

Mother Zhu Caiping shouted loudly and loudly.

"My sister has already beaten five boyfriends away. There is still someone who wants to be my brother-in-law?!"

Wang Xiaobao regained his energy and hurried to get up.

My sister graduated from a sports school and now works as a fitness instructor in the gym. She has big muscles, but she is still single.

Her leaving the single issue is one of the two major issues in Wang Xiaobao's family at present.

The other thing is Wang Xiaobao's college entrance examination this year.

"Little Treasure, let's go to the Town God's Temple to enjoy some incense after eating, I heard it's very spiritual." Mother Zhu Caiping said in a rambling manner while preparing breakfast.

"Qianqian from your aunt Zhou's house next door went to Chenghuang Temple to offer incense before the college entrance examination last year, and she was admitted to university."

"And Fangfang from your Uncle Tian's family, and Cuicui from your Aunt Sun's family."

After Zhu Caiping opened her chatter box, she talked endlessly.

Wang Xiaobao hummed and nodded, but he was thinking about going to the ancestor's grave.

Ate the last bite of fritters.

"Where's my dad?"

Wang Xiaobao asked, got up and went back to his room to pack the paper goods he bought yesterday.

Zhu Caiping unbuttoned her apron and said:

"Tomb-sweeping day today, he went to buy paper products early in the morning, and returned to his hometown at noon to worship his ancestors? What time is it? Why hasn't Lao Wang come back? Did he go to your aunt Zhou's house again?"

was talking.

A middle-aged fat man with a big belly came back.

He had a bunch of keys hanging around his waist, and he smiled like the reincarnation of Maitreya Buddha, very kind.

"Hey! Breakfast is ready. My wife is really hardworking. Where is Xiaobao, have you eaten yet?"

He is Wang Xiaobao's father, Wang Dabao.

He held a handful of incense in his hand, a roll of white paper, and two candles in his pocket.

Nothing else.

"Dad, today I want to go home with you to worship our ancestors and visit their graves!"

Wang Xiaobao's voice came from the room.

"Okay, Xiaobao has grown up and knows how to honor his ancestors, he is worthy of being my son, I"

Wang Dabao said with a smile all over his face, and picked up a bowl of porridge on the table.

But suddenly found.

Wang Xiaobao came out of the room.

He was carrying a bunch of paper goods in his hand, and with a clattering noise, he immediately attracted the attention of Wang Dabao and Zhu Caiping.

Three thick rolls of white paper, three one-meter-long bundles of high incense, white candles, a paper-pasted Maserati car, a private jet, and a few colorful blonde women.

Wang Dabao's smile froze, Zhu Caiping's eyes widened and he was stunned.

After a while.
"Fuck! Wang Xiaobao, where did these things come from?"

"bought!"

"how much did you spend?"

"It's not expensive, the boss gave you a [-]% discount, a total of [-]!"

"Ah——! You prodigal son, it only costs me more than 100 to go to the Footwashing City once, you"

Wang Dabao howled in grief and patted his knees.

can be next to.

Zhu Caiping turned her head suddenly, stared at Wang Dabao quietly, and said in a word: "Wang Dabao, what did you just say? Did you go to Xijiaocheng?"

"What kind of foot-washing city, where is it washed, and it costs more than 100 at a time?"

Wang Dabao trembled.

He blinked and asked suspiciously: "Did I go to Xijiao City? No, that's a friend of mine, ah——!"

Before she could finish speaking, Zhu Caiping had already pinched his ears and grabbed him into the room.

There was a burst of crackling and howling.

in the hall.

"The buttons of the clothes are missing."

Wang Xiaobao turned a deaf ear to it, and tidied up the clothes of the foreign girls, only to find that their buttons had fallen off and were covered with paper, and they didn't know where they had fallen.

After thinking about it, he simply tore off all the other buttons.

"The ancestors may like more open-minded women."

Wang Xiaobao said to himself with a smile.

Leaving Luohe City, he went up the circling mountain road.

A Wuling Hongguang ran fast.

in the car.

Wang Xiaobao was sitting in the passenger seat, and there was a large pile of paper products behind the car.

Wang Dabao was driving the car with a leisurely demeanor, and there didn't seem to be any signs of injury on the surface.

"As usual, it's all internal injuries, you can't see it from the outside, your mother is ruthless!"

Wang Dabao explained.

Wang Xiaobao nodded, and looked at more and more short farms beside the road through the car window.

Home is almost here.

Wang Dabao took out a cigarette and wanted to smoke it, but realized that his son was by his side, put it back again, and said with a smile:
"Little Treasure, why did you suddenly think of visiting your ancestors' graves this year?"

In previous years, Wang Dabao would go back to his hometown alone to pay respects to his ancestors.

Wang Xiaobao remembered what happened in his dream, and said with a grin: "The college entrance examination is about to begin, and I want to ask my ancestors to bless me so that I can be admitted to Lanxiang Excavator College or something."

There is no need to think about university, Wang Xiaobao has self-knowledge.

Wang Dabao laughed, "I beg the ancestors of our old Wang family to bless you, why not pay homage to the Town God's Temple your mother mentioned."

Wang Xiaobao was taken aback, "Why?"

Wang Dabao rolled down the car window and wanted to spit outside, but he caught a glimpse of surveillance cameras on the road, and there was a sign on it:

If you spit anywhere while driving, you will be fined [-] yuan.

He sighed.

Raising his head and tearing his throat, he swallowed the phlegm back.

Then he said slowly:
"I heard from your deceased grandfather that the ancestors of our old Wang's family produced some great figures."

"But then I checked my ancestral home and found out that your grandpa was all bragging."

"Our old Wang family's lineage, up to eighteen generations, are all wage earners, either farmers or long-term workers, not even a landlord or scholar."

"So, your dad and I didn't go to college, and now you don't study well. It can't be blamed on our father and son being stupid. It's because our ancestors inherited it badly."

Wang Xiaobao's heart turned cold when he heard it.

Eighteen generations of ancestors all cook like this?

Not a single one can hit?
Just like that, he kept urging himself to come to the grave over and over again, saying that there was a surprise.

What about the face?

Lie to my grandson! ?

Which old ancestor is so cheeky, dare to slip the world's big joke every night to press the bed, and say such shameless words as "surprise"?
ps: Going home for the New Year, the mountains are covered by heavy snow, and I can’t go back to the city. For the time being, there is one update every day.
After returning to the city, there are 2 changes every day, please ask for tickets, please collect
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