Incense to the ancestors, I am invincible in the world

Chapter 70 Miss Zhou Lan, I Wang Chongbao, I'm here to do business
in the room.

Wang Xiaobao rode the rooster under his crotch, grasped the rooster comb with his left hand, and held the beak with his right hand, and recited the mantra according to the method his grandfather said:
"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, the ancestors are quick to manifest their spirits, yin and yang send gifts to each other, they are not filial to ghosts and gods and do not respect immortals, but only respect the ancestors of the royal family!"

all of a sudden.

The wind howled, and the lights crackled and flickered.

The mouth of the bald-tailed rooster under his crotch turned into a black hole and abyss, surrounded by black clouds and mist, and a gloomy atmosphere enveloped the entire room.

Like the gates of hell opened.

Although he has seen this situation more than once, Wang Xiaobao's heart is still throbbing and his scalp is numb.

He couldn't imagine what kind of world his ancestors were in.

Can I really enjoy happiness if I go there after death?
"Yin-yang egg!"

Wang Xiaobao collected his mind, and stuffed the yin and yang egg between his fingers in advance into the mouth of the bald-tailed rooster.

The chicken beak is not big at first, but at this moment, the chicken beak has turned into a black hole abyss, which can accommodate an egg.

"Hey~"

With a flash of light, the yin and yang eggs disappeared as if falling into an abyss.

Wang Xiaobao looked surprised.

"If one day.

"The bald-tailed rooster has evolved into a more advanced yin-yang chicken, and the beak has become big enough. Then, if I jump in, will I cross the yin-yang directly to my grandfather?"

Wang Xiaobao's eyes lit up.

"That way, you don't have to die to enjoy the blessing."

The yin and yang eggs are transmitted, and the bald-tailed rooster enters the coop.

It flapped its wings, cooed and cuddled up with the flower hen, its neck fur exploded, and it tilted its head and stared at Wang Xiaobao, feeling scared.

And hostility.

"This dead chicken, if I didn't buy you back, would you be able to live in a ten thousand square meter building?"

"Raise you fat and tender, and buy you such a sexy flower hen for you to play with."

"It's not me, you've already been stewed in chicken soup."

Wang Xiaobao cursed with a smile, slapped it away, and picked up the pet egg.

The black pet egg still has no signs of hatching, and it is densely covered with mysterious lines.

If you listen carefully, you can hear a slight snore.

I don't know what kind of creature is sleeping in it.

Wang Xiaobao circulated the power of the golden elixir with his fingers, and fed a stream of golden elixir true energy.

It's getting late.

Night comes.

"Grandpa doesn't know if he has already helped me with my business."

Wang Xiaobao looked forward.

Outside the window, a moth crawled up and down the glass window, fluttering its wings, but couldn't get in.

Heping Road, Yanxing Bank.

It's past 06:30, and it's been a long time since I got off work.

But in the bank, the lights are still brightly lit.

"I'm going to the branch for the skill test on the weekend, and I'll work overtime tonight to practice my skills!" Zhou Lan said loudly behind the counter.

She has a dark face, a fat body, and a bad temper.

But because it is the host, everyone calls her "Sister Lan, Sister Zhou".

"Working overtime again"

The six tellers, including the teller with small dimples, felt helpless for a while, but they didn't dare to speak, and practiced their skills hard with their heads down.

So-called banking skills.

It is "typing", "identifying counterfeit currency", "counting money", "calculator plus subpoena", and "main business code" assessment.

Typing requires at least 10 words in 700 minutes to be qualified. The article is determined, and random typing or typos are not allowed.

To identify counterfeit money, find out all counterfeit money in 30 banknotes in [-] seconds, if you find the wrong one or miss it, you will be unqualified.

Counting money is to spread out several 10 yuan randomly, allowing you to count and tie them up within 10 minutes.

Calculator plus subpoena is to add numbers, 100 numbers of different lengths can be added with a calculator within 1 minute, and the qualification must be accurate.

These are not simple.

Therefore, bank tellers don't look at the keyboard when they type or enter their ID card number, and the speed is still very fast.

That's how hard work came out.

Zhou Lan was the best among them. She adjusted her glasses and watched the six tellers practice their skills. She smiled disdainfully.

Their skill level is far from their own.

She logged into the backstage account of the bank and looked at her performance deposits for this month, her thick lips could not help but smile.

"The person who rejected today has a fixed term of 30. Tsk tsk tsk, it just gave me a boost in performance. Well, it's very fragrant!"

"Want to withdraw money? Hehe, unless his grandpa comes!"

"The depositor and the withdrawer are not the same person, and it is a large amount of cash withdrawal. I have one card, and the review should be stricter. Who can say anything about me?"

There was a smile on Zhou Lan's face.

Working in the bank for many years, she has learned to use the bank's system and some regulations of the Banking Regulatory Bureau to "maintain" her own performance.

And even if there is a complaint, there are reasons to refute it.

After a while, Zhou Lan got a little sleepy, leaned on the table and squinted.

ear.

It is the sound of six tellers practicing their skills in front, or typing, or pressing the calculator, or counting money (counterfeit money)
time flies.

I do not know how long it has been.

"Da da da"

A burst of footsteps suddenly awakened Zhou Lan.

She raised her head suddenly, but bared her teeth for a while.

Because the arms were numb from the pressure, and the legs were also terribly numb, I turned my head to look at the counter in front, and seemed to find that there was no one there.

"Little Li?"

"Liu?"

"Xiao Gao?"

She yelled that these were the names of several tellers, as she often called them.

Normally, as long as she opened her mouth, the other party would come over like crazy.

Available today.

She yelled a few times, but no one answered.

Only her voice echoed in the empty business hall.

"Where did they all die? How could they leave without my permission?"

Zhou Lan said angrily.

Looking at the time, it was already ten o'clock at night.

"I've been asleep for so long."

Zhou Lan talked to herself, but was suddenly taken aback.

"Since all of them have left, whose footsteps were there just now?"

Zhou Lan was puzzled.

"Could it be that someone hasn't left yet?"

She shouted again: "Who is in front? Is anyone still practicing skills?"

No one responded.

Zhou Lan frowned, then smiled, it seemed that it was a hallucination just now, and she heard it wrong.

After shaking her numb arms and legs, she got up and went to the counter, only to find that it was empty and everyone had left.

She was alone.

"This group of guys. Watch me criticize them at the morning meeting tomorrow!"

Zhou Lan snorted coldly.

But at this time, the sound of flushing water came from the bathroom at the end of the corridor.

"Crash~"

Zhou Lan was taken aback and smiled.

It seems that there are still people left!

Hearing the sound of water, she pinched her legs and felt it too, and hurried to the bathroom.

While entering the door, he shouted, "Who's in there? Xiao Li?"

While talking, she had already walked into the bathroom.

Sure enough, there were three toilet doors in the bathroom, and the one on the left was closed, as if someone was inside.

"Little Li?"

Zhou Lan shouted with a smile.

No one answered.

Zhou Lan didn't care either.

This girl Xiao Li has a strange problem, she keeps her mouth tightly shut when she poops, and she doesn't want to talk.

Zhou Lan walked into the middle toilet door that she was used to on weekdays, and while unbuttoning her pants, she said in her mouth:

"What's the name of the customer who withdraws money today? Baolai, Xiao Li, you handle it very well. You know how to call me if you don't understand. Unlike Xiao Gao, who doesn't know how to do business but does it blindly."

Zhou Lan was talking, closed the door, squatted down and began to pee.

At this moment.

There was also a hissing sound from the small toilet next door.

Zhou Lan smiled, it must be Xiao Li inside.

"Xiao Li, why do you have such a habit of not talking when you go to the bathroom, do you have cleanliness?"

no respond.

She didn't mind, she quickly finished her hush, reached out to touch the paper, but found that there was no paper.

"Xiao Li, do you have any paper? Pass me some paper!"

As soon as the words fell, a thick stack of toilet paper was handed over from the crack in the door below.

Zhou Lan smiled with satisfaction, and when she picked up the toilet paper, she seemed to touch the opponent's hand.

"Ah! Xiao Li, your hands are so cold!"

Zhou Lan said in surprise, but didn't think much about it.

Wiping off the water stains in the garden, he pulled up his trousers and went out of the toilet door. He habitually turned his head to see that the door of the small toilet next door was still tightly closed.

"Why is it taking so long? Xiao Li, I have to go"

Zhou Lan said, and was about to leave when she heard a "creak".

The door of the toilet opened.

Zhou Lan habitually looked back, and said with a smile, "Xiao Li, you're done too? We happen to be off work together, we"

Her words suddenly stuck in her throat.

Because there was no one in the opened toilet door.

It was empty inside.

"Where's Xiao Li?!"

Zhou Lan was puzzled and at a loss.

"There's no one inside, so who handed me the toilet paper just now?"

Zhou Lan's Adam's apple rolled and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

The surrounding area was eerily quiet, the air seemed to freeze, someone was flushing the toilet upstairs, and the sound of running water could be clearly heard.

Zhou Lan suddenly became a little scared, feeling an indescribably eerie feeling in the toilet.

She turned pale.

Not daring to wait any longer, he rushed out of the toilet in a hurry.

But this time.

The lights in the corridor flickered on and off for a while, and at the corner at the end of the corridor, there was a burst of "da da da" footsteps again.

The sound is clear and echoing.

Zhou Lan heard it clearly.

The sound was exactly the same as the one that woke her up just now.

"Who?! Who the hell!?"

Zhou Lan yelled sternly, "There is surveillance here, and the security room has been watching here!"

She grabbed the mop, and walked slowly to the end of the corridor against the corner. She looked in the direction of the "da da da" footsteps, but was momentarily stunned.

Then laughed.

Because of the sound of footsteps, the toy wooden horse of the teller Xiao Gao was actually making the sound. I heard that it was bought for children, and he could turn it up and down by himself.

When turning, the Trojan horse will make a "da da da" sound of horseshoes.

It sounds like the sound of walking on the soles of shoes.

"Huh~ I was startled, I thought someone had come in!"

Zhou Lan clutched her chest and let out a long breath, but instantly recalled the scene in the toilet, and couldn't help being surprised again.

"The voice is that of a Trojan horse, so who was the one who handed me the toilet paper just now?"

Zhou Lan's heart skipped a beat again.

The lights in the business hall kept flickering on and off, and the lights in the corridor also flickered for a while.

The surroundings were quiet, and there was no one to be seen on the street outside, nor was there any traffic.

The atmosphere is a little weird, depressing, and gloomy.

Zhou Lan was terrified.

Looking at the time, before I knew it, it was already 11 o'clock at night.

child time!

"It's so late!"

Zhou Lan packed up her things and was about to leave.

"Crack~"

The lights in the business hall and corridor suddenly went out.

It was dark, only the dim and dim light from the street lamps outside was faintly visible.

in front of the counter.

The office computers of the tellers turned on all by themselves.

"When—"

The sound of starting up was very clear and melodious, but Zhou Lan's face turned pale with fright.

And this time.

On those computer screens, snowflakes flashed, and white-bearded grandfathers suddenly appeared one after another, looking at her with grins and smiles.

At the same time, a faint voice sounded
"Ms. Zhou Lan, hello, I'm Wang Chongbao, Wang Xiaobao's grandfather, and I'm here for business."

(End of this chapter)