Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Chapter 184 You are so cruel

This Friday, after Sha Zhu got off work, he went to the Dongdan Vegetable Market and bought 2 big fat chickens. When he got home, he started cleaning. He told the neighbors that this is He Yushui coming home tomorrow to celebrate her successful graduation from high school. Make her roast chicken.

Sha Zhu put out [-]% of his skills that day to cook the roast chicken, and he also used enough spices.

That scent!It made everyone in the courtyard drooling and cursing.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were the most serious, Bang Geng lay on the ground greedily, crying while rolling, Jia Zhang was even more greedy and yelled at the sky!
"Silly Zhu, what a stinking stinky household with no conscience! He eats so well by himself! He deliberately greedy our orphans and widowed mothers. He only has the money to eat so well!"

After a few words of scolding, the unbearable Jia Zhang pointed the finger at Qin Huairu who was cooking: "Qin Huairu, our family has been eating corn bread for more than two months, and there is no oil at all. , are you trying to starve me and stick to death?"

The stick that was lying on the ground and rolling on the ground also hurriedly said: "Mom! I want to eat meat, I want to eat roast chicken, please go and ask Sha Zhu to give me one?"

"Crack! Crack!" Qin Huairu came over and pinched him up, raised his hand and got two big mouths, which made the stick's face turn red.

Qin Huairu said in a stern tone: "Eat, eat, you know how to eat. Look at your test scores. You are the second last in the class. You still have the face to eat. I don't think you should go to school next semester. It's a waste of money, go to the coal factory to pick up cinders!"

The stick was so wronged that he cried and questioned: "Mom, why did you hit me? I want to go to school and I want to eat meat. Our classmates eat meat at home, so they can study well!"

While talking, he sat down on the ground again, ready to roll and squirm, Qin Huairu was so angry that his eyelids twitched, he picked up the rolling pin: "Fart! Get out of here, if you dare to roll on the ground again, I will beat you to death!"

Jia Zhang said in a dark voice: "Qin Huairu, what are you doing playing sticks? If you have the ability, you can get a chicken back. What is your ability to be the king at home?"

Qin Huairu glanced at her with a sneer, and said mercilessly: "Hehe, I'm not capable, you are so capable, we eat cornbread every day, you are not, you have a lot of vegetables and meat dumplings recently eat it?"

Jia Zhang explained in a panic: "Qin Huairu, don't talk nonsense!"

Qin Huairu doesn't give her any dignity at all now: "Hehe, you smell like a restaurant every day, and we can't even see any oily stars in our house. Where do you think this smell comes from?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was speechless, and could only forcefully lie: "I, I am a goddamn god, I have worked hard all my life, what's wrong with eating some dumplings? It's your turn to talk about me?"

Qin Huairu sneered, and said disdainfully: "Heh, you have worked hard all your life? Forget about me being lazy and grinding your teeth, you should hurry up and stop ink stains, just eat cornbread, stick batter, eat as much as you like, and save money if you don't eat down."

"You~~"

Since Qin Huairu became black, although she was in the factory and the external environment of the courtyard house became more and more severe, but inside the family she was absolutely stunned, turned over and sang as a serf, and now she is definitely no longer low-browed and pleasing to the eyes of Jia Zhang. up.

In fact, Qin Huairu was also so greedy that he swallowed his saliva. When was the last time he ate meat?She can't even remember, is it Chinese New Year?She seems to have eaten 3 cabbage and pork dumplings on her [-]th day, right?
But the current silly Zhu wouldn't even let her in, let alone give her chicken.

Shazhu's rectification of the roast chicken has irritated all the residents of the courtyard, but the reason they said is perfect. His sister He Yushui graduated from high school. This is indeed a rare and happy event, and it is only natural to celebrate it.

What's more, Comrade Shazhu took out one and invited the old man, the old lady, and the old deaf lady to eat together, and he didn't eat it alone.

When Du Weiguo returned to the courtyard, it was 3 minutes to 9:[-]. At this time, the smell of roast chicken was still lingering in the courtyard, piercing his nostrils. Even Du Weiguo swallowed unconsciously, which shows how powerful it was at that time. .

Early on Saturday morning, Sha Zhu locked the door and went to work as usual.

I don't know if Shazhu was too careless, the lock was not locked, and it just hung on the nose of the lock.

At noon that day, Qin Huairu was cooking at the window of the cafeteria, and San Niang unexpectedly ran directly to the cafeteria very rarely.

The third mother said furiously: "Qin Huairu, you should hurry home and have a look! Your old lady and her sticks are almost dying!"

"Boom!" Qin Huairu was so frightened that the big spoon in his hand fell to the ground when he heard this, his face turned pale.

Qin Huairu asked in disbelief: "Third Mother, what are you talking about?"

At this moment, San Niang finally took a breath: "Your mother-in-law and Bang Geng are rolling all over the floor with stomach pains, you should go home and have a look, I'm afraid they will be gone if it's too late!"

Qin Huairu rushed out of the kitchen after hearing this, and ran home in a hurry.

When she ran home panting and opened the door, she was immediately dumbfounded.

Xiao Dang was hiding on the kang with Sophora japonica flowers in his arms and crying, while Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were lying on the ground at this moment, curled up, their faces turned blue, foaming at the mouth, and the stench was unbearable.

The smell in the whole room is like hell, it can no longer be described as stinky, it can be regarded as a biochemical weapon, it hurts people's nerves and brain by stimulating the sense of smell.

Qin Huairu has now been tricked, her mother's instinct made her want to rush over to hug Jia Geng, but just as she approached, she turned around and ran out the door and vomited. She didn't even eat in the morning, so she would vomit all sour water.

Qin Huairu spat a few mouthfuls, then turned around and rushed into the room again. This time, she finally held back her nausea and helped stick up.

He asked anxiously: "Bang, can you hear mom?"

"Mom, my stomach hurts, I'm going to die~" Jia Geng said in a very weak voice.

"Help me quickly~" Mrs. Jia Zhang lay beside her and moaned.

Qin Huairu asked bitterly, "Why do you suddenly have a stomachache?"

"Chicken, silly chicken, yes, it's poisonous~" Mrs. Jia Zhang hummed.

But at this time, Qin Huairu couldn't care less about asking the reason carefully. Saving people is the top priority. She looked at Jia Geng's dying state, and her heart felt like a knife was twisting.

Qin Huairu turned around and ran out the door, just in time to meet He Yushui coming back, and she grabbed He Yushui.

"Yu Shui, help sister, help call a cart, stick and my mother-in-law are poisoned and will die soon!"

He Yushui was taken aback: "Ah? Poisoned? What happened?"

Qin Huairu didn't have time to grind his teeth with her at all, and said in a blunt tone: "Hurry up and call a car for me, human life is a matter of heaven!"

"Oh, oh, well, I'll go right now."

He Yushui was bluffed by her, turned around and ran out.

At this time, Qin Huairu ran back to the house again, carried Xiaodang and Huaihua off the kang, walked to the front yard, and handed the child to the third mother who had just rushed back.

"Third Mother, please help me take care of the child for a while, I will give you money, 2 yuan."

Qin Huairu took out 2 yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into the hands of San Niang, the eyes of San Niang flashed joy, she and Yan Fugui are definitely considered husband and wife, and they are both dead grass.

"Okay, hurry up and watch the sticks!"

Qin Huairu returned home, suppressed her nausea, threw wet towels on the sticks and Jia Zhang, roughly washed them, changed their clothes, and helped them to sit against the wall. There were several times when she almost fell asleep. Vomited again.

At this time, He Yushui just brought a boss over, and just walked to the door of her house, before entering the door, he was directly smoked and vomited!
"Sister Qin, you~ home~~ this is? Wow!"

Master Ban didn't vomit, he had seen big scenes, but his face was ashen, and he was holding back.

"Aren't you fucking bitches? I can't do this job?"

Master Ban turned around to leave after cursing, but was grabbed by Qin Huairu, who had quick eyes and hands.

"Master, please, I have already changed them into clean clothes. They are poisoned, and this is two lives! You are saving lives, and the work of thousands of families living Buddha, I will give you the money, and I will send it to you." Rolling Mill Hospital, very close, I'll give you 5 yuan!"

When Master Ban heard this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! It seems that it is not easy for you, and it is a matter of life and death. I will help you today."

"Thank you, master, thank you!"

Mr. Ban had obviously seen big scenes before, so he suppressed his nausea and first carried Jia Zhang, who looked like a fat pig, onto the cart. Qin Huairu went home to get the money, carried the stick on his back, and chased him out.

After finally arriving at the hospital, under the disdainful eyes of all the doctors and nurses, they were diagnosed. It was not poisoning, but acute dysentery caused by eating too much croton.

Prescribing medicines and infusions. Because of their stench and filth, comrade nurses did not allow them to enter the ward at all, so they lay on the benches in the corridor for infusions. Moreover, Qin Huairu had to be responsible for cleaning the benches and corridors.

After tossing and tossing until the evening, the diarrhea finally stopped, and Qin Jingru also came to find him at this time, Qin Huairu was barely able to catch her breath.

During the whole afternoon, Qin Huairu cleaned up the mess while listening to Bang Geng intermittently explaining the reason. She now fully understands that it was the silly Zhu who did it. He deliberately left the door open at work this morning, and even left one behind. Chicken with croton powder.

Jia Zhang discovered this situation when she went out to go to the toilet, and notified Bang Geng.

Siheyuan Pirates naturally would not let go of such a god-given opportunity, so after he succeeded, he shared the loot with Jia Zhang. Poor Xiaodang and Huaihua didn't even share a bite, and they were all crying. Jia Zhang said viciously , you are two losers, and you are not qualified to eat chicken at all.

Fortunately, I didn't eat a bite.

A whole big fat chicken, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng ate it clean like a storm, there was not even a chicken bone left, Sha Zhu crisped up the bones, and it turned out that within an hour, it was gone. Just finished the calf.

The effect is so strong that it is too late to go to the toilet.

"Silly, you are so cruel, you are going to poison our whole family to death!" Qin Huairu said quietly.

　Last night Xiaolou listened to the wind and rain, missed the time to get up early, and updated a little later.

　　Sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)