Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Chapter 445

The little black fat man stood provocatively by the edge of the pool, shaking his body with embroidery and fat, which was a bit obscene.

Du Weiguo managed to hold back his smile, squinted at the two turtles who were obviously not very smart, and said in a joking tone:

"What, me, I'm really not used to this kind of honest communication, big brother, do you think it's okay?
We two brothers go to take a bath first, we will meet at the entrance of the bath later, and then we will weigh each other, you can do whatever you want, don't worry, we won't run away! "

After finishing speaking, Du Weiguo threw the towel over his waist to cover his penis.

The little black fat man was agitated by Du Weiguo, and immediately became energetic. His eyes stood up, eager to try, and just about to open his mouth to spray dung, the relatively older black fat man held him down at this time.

This big black fat man seemed to be quite calm, he glanced at Du Weiguo lightly, his demeanor pretended to be a bit unfathomable, but he just opened his mouth to steal the society:

"Brother, which road are you on? You might as well shine a light on it so that we men can know."

When Du Weiguo heard his half-black and half-white incision, which he had just managed to hold back, he was immediately amused again.

Damn, you guys are purely crazy!Just come to the public bath to take a bath, why are you pretending to be your younger sister with me?
Du Weiguo was really too lazy to talk to him, picked up the cigarette case with a smile, and went straight away. The little black fat man thought Du Weiguo had been counseled, and was still spitting shit out of his mouth in dissatisfaction.

"Xiaobizi, my elder brother is talking to you, what the hell are you~~"

While cursing, he wanted to jump out of the pool, but Lei Qianjun kicked his fat face hard with his kick.

Lao Lei didn't usually do anything, but he was ruthless, and he didn't stop at all. The little black fat man's nose was deformed at that time, and the nosebleeds came out like crazy.

The little black fat man was kicked into the pool by Lao Lei. In an instant, the surrounding water was dyed red. Like a big toad, he struggled to get up from the water.

He was holding his nose, snot, tears and blood dripping down together, his image looked a bit tragic, the big black fat man also stood up slowly at this time, his eyes became a little fierce.

"Friend, stretch out your hand without saying a word, you are a bit dishonest!"

Lao Lei sneered, with a playful tone:

"Hehe, beep if you can do it? It's all light, it can only be regarded as a small punishment, this city is not your village, you can't mess with anyone, hurry up!"

At this time, the big black fat man slowly came out of the pool and stood in front of Lao Lei. He was about 183 cm tall and extremely fat.

At this time, it looks like a wild boar stood upright, and with his full body of embroidery, it really feels a little oppressive!
Lei Qianjun is only 174 cm tall, which is definitely not short in this era, but his physique is a bit thin.

Moreover, the muscles on Lao Lei's body are not obvious, so standing with the big black fat man seems a little weak.

At this time, the little black fat man was crying, and said in a low voice:
"Brother, he kicked my nose crooked!"

At this moment, the big black fat man's eyes changed, he opened his thick arms, swung his bastard fist and hit Lao Lei.

It can be seen that he has never seriously practiced fighting at all, his feet are sloppy, and he has no strength skills. It is just because of his height and strength that he has enough experience in street fighting.

In fact, ninety-nine percent of the hooligans are like this, they are just slapping fists indiscriminately, but with more experience, they will naturally have a vague sense of distance and routines.

Besides, Wang Baquan is not without lethality, and it is not uncommon for masters to be killed by random punches, but what the big black fat man met today was under the command of Du Yanwang.

Although Lei Qianjun was not in the field operation team, it was because he was old, not because he was not good at skills.

In fact, even if Lao Lei is in the Hades team, his fighting ability can still be ranked in the top 10. You know, even if he is the bottom one in the Hades team, he is still a first-class soldier king outside.

The moment Dahei raised his hand, Lao Lei's eyes became sharp. Before the big black fat man's fist reached, he was kicked by Lao Lei in the face, which was different from the little black fat man.

His younger brother received a standard forward kick, but because he was taller, he was kicked directly on the chin by Lao Lei's upward kick.

The incomparably chubby figure immediately took off, and then slammed into the pool fiercely, splashing countless water splashes, and half of the hot water in the pool was rippling out.

The big black fat man was knocked unconscious by this kick, and the little black fat man hurriedly helped him up, saving him from choking to death in the water.

At this time, Du Weiguo was already lying on the bathing place, he raised his head and greeted, with a calm tone:
"Old Lei, come on, are you still coaxing the children to play? It's almost done, hurry up and take a bath!"

Hearing this, Lao Lei's eyes instantly turned warm. He was indeed a little angry just now. These fellow villagers are too inferior.He shook his head slightly, raised the corner of his mouth, and walked towards Du Weiguo.

Xiao Hei used all his strength to help Da Hei to the edge of the pool, and after struggling to wake up, the two brothers didn't even dare to say a harsh word.

They weren't really stupid either, so they naturally knew that they had encountered a real stubble today, and they kicked on the steel plate.

His whole body was so wet that he didn't care to wipe it off. The little black fat man stopped his nosebleed, and just as he was about to get dressed and leave, the comrades from the nearby police station had already arrived.

You know, this is a state-run bathing pool, they have a phone, and there are people fighting in the store, and they have already reported it.

Coincidentally, Du Weiguo and Lei Qianjun had already washed up, with bath towels around their waists, and walked out of the bathing area refreshed.

Seeing the comrades at the police station, Du Weiguo was not surprised at all, but nodded with a smile.

You know, Du Weiguo's 5 police stations are located in this jurisdiction, and the comrades at the police station must naturally know the famous Du Yanwang!
The sharp-eyed comrade from the police station, the moment he saw Du Weiguo, his face became a little weird. He really couldn't understand that someone was so stubborn and dared to provoke Du Yanwang.

Damn, isn't Du Yanwang handling some difficult big case?But the two idiots in front of me look like bastards at first glance, or the kind who don't make any sense at all, isn't that unreasonable?

At this time, there was no fat little black man with high or low eyebrows, and while covering his nose, he pointed at Du Weiguo and Lei Qianjun to file a complaint first, and he roared in a low voice:
"Comrade, it's these two people. They beat people for no reason! They broke my nose. Hurry up and arrest them!"

Seeing the nervous expression of the comrades at the police station, Du Weiguo smiled, but waved his hand lightly, and said calmly:

"They are not our suspects, they are just two little ruffians who caused trouble. They just met by chance, but they are very fierce. You'd better take them back and ask them."

"Yes, Du Chu!"

A leading comrade immediately responded loudly, and then said to the young colleagues around him without saying a word:
"Copy it, take it back and interrogate it!"

The young comrade looked a little excited, without saying a word, he took out the handcuffs and handcuffed the two black fat men together.

"Hey! Comrade, why are you tortured me? We are the ones who are beaten! We are the victims!"

The little black fat man was still in a daze at this time, he argued loudly, but the big black fat man had already reacted.

After all, he was older and had some knowledge, so he didn't dare to say a word of nonsense at this moment, and gave the little black fat man a hard look around the waist.

"Shut up now!"

Er Fatty was handcuffed and taken away. When he walked to the entrance of the bath, the little black fat man held his nose, he was still not convinced, and he was still muttering in a low voice.

At this moment, the young comrade couldn't help but push him, and taunted him:
"Stupid, you should burn incense and worship Buddha as soon as you get home. How dare you provoke King Du Yan? It's been a long time since anyone dared to stroke a tiger's beard. He didn't kill you on the spot. It's your ancestor's good deeds!"

This is just a small episode. To Du Weiguo, it is not worth mentioning at all. As for the transcripts, if the director of the police station has no brain puncture, he will never look for him!
Do you think that the title of King Du Yan is only valid for Jianghu people and enemies?Actually not, even people in the system are unwilling to have too much interaction with him.

This is a real bad name!
After separating from Lao Lei from the bathing pool, Du Weiguo drove to the Chaoyangmen Vegetable Market. When he called just now, he had already promised Yang Caiyu to go home and cook at night.

In addition, he is very dependent on cooking, how good it is to eat out every day!Anyway, he is not short of money, but this is unrealistic after all.

At this time, don't even think about it, there must be no meat in the vegetable market, but there are still a few live chickens and ducks.

But it was too troublesome to pack this thing, Du Weiguo only bought a few catties of eggs and a handful of new leeks.

I also bought a piece of Chinese cabbage, a piece of freshly made marinated tofu at noon, and a few catties of vermicelli before going home.

So tonight's recipe, eggs fried leeks, canned beef stewed cabbage tofu vermicelli, and rice!

Although Du Weiguo is not a picky eater, he actually prefers to eat more rice, and so does Yang Caiyu.

It's just that he didn't fire before, and polished rice was very rare, and it was easy to be criticized if he ate it every day.

So, when the little white sheep returned to the courtyard, she could already smell the aroma of the food. She wrinkled her delicate nose and smiled like a flower.

Du Wei's country now has an extra mouthful of people to eat, and that is Gou Shengzi, a stinky and shameless guy. Whenever there is fire in Du Wei's country, he will definitely come over to eat!
If you can't even drive them away, the thief is shameless!

Fortunately, he still knows a little bit of propriety after all, he just came here to eat with a lunch box, and he would not be lazy to eat together, otherwise, Du Weiguo would probably beat him to death!

(End of this chapter)