Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Chapter 60
After the visit, Du Weiguo and Yu Huaihai went northward to return to Yu Huaihai's home, and Xiao Du fell asleep immediately.

I worked a big night shift last night, and drank another catty of wine at noon today, and I was so sleepy.

At 5:20 p.m., Xiang Bei kicked Xiao Du awake.

"Your uncle, you slept soundly. Get up and tidy up. It's time to go to work."

Xiang Bei didn't sleep at all. He was afraid that Xiao Du would be late for work. He said the most vicious things and did the most heart-warming things. These are friends. They both took half a day off to celebrate with Xiao Du. They were afraid that Xiao Du would be late , Xiang Beisheng did not dare to sleep.

"Master Xiang, you haven't slept yet?"

"Ah, young master, I can't drink, I'm in good spirits."

"Then why don't you warm up the leftovers for the young master!"

"Grandma, it's not cold yet, I'm hot on your uncle!"

After fighting for a while, Xiao Du randomly ate two mouthfuls of steamed buns and leftovers. He was not too hungry, so he went out to work by bicycle.

His physical fitness far surpassed that of ordinary people, and provided Du Weiguo with countless conveniences visible and invisible to the naked eye. For example, now he has recovered his physical strength after drinking a catty of white wine and only sleeping for three hours.

When Wang Xiao was handing over, he smelled the alcohol on Comrade Xiao Du's body and asked, "Have you been drinking? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I drank very little, and I slept for a while in the afternoon."

When on duty at night, Wang Yang came over:
"Brother Du, I've been full for several days, when shall we start practicing?"

"Hehe, have you felt that your physical strength has improved recently?"

"Yeah, I feel like I'm out of energy.

"Okay, then you start tomorrow. If you are on the day shift, you can jog 5 kilometers before breakfast. If you are on the night shift, before dinner, do 100 crunches, 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 20 sets, and rest for 10 seconds."

"That's the end."

"Well, let's practice physical fitness first, and then gradually increase the intensity."

"Okay, Brother Du, I'll listen to you, so when will I start formal martial arts training?"

"Hehe, practicing martial arts? Formal fighting skills, about 3 to 4 months, then start."

"Okay, Brother Du, can you tell me first?"

"Oh, want to hear it?"

"Well, I want to hear it."

"Okay, it's okay anyway, I'll tell you about it."

"Oh, that's great."

Several other colleagues also gathered together, all wanting to hear, after all, Xiao Du is a martial arts champion and a master with real skills!
"Before we talk, let's talk about what happened to Niu Dazhuang that day."

"Wang Yang, you were there that day, how do you feel about my feet?"

"It's amazing, I kicked the kitchen knife away, and my hand was dislocated."

"Okay, let's start from here."

"I kicked him twice. The purpose of the first kick was first to control the distance and put myself at a safe distance, and secondly to truly feel his physical condition and judge the way and strength of my next shot."

"The purpose of the second kick is to remove his deadly threat, and secondly to attack his offensive ability, so that he can give up his ability to resist."

"It sounds mysterious, right? But this is the result of my 15 years of practice. I started learning traditional martial arts at the age of 6, combined with catching and fighting, and practiced hard for another 6 years in the army's reconnaissance company. Only then did I have this ability."

"If I don't have the first kick, if I can't grasp the strength well, then if I can't get the second kick right, I will break his hand directly, which will be very troublesome."

"Wang Yang, if you met an opponent like him, or a gangster, what would you do?"

"Me? Take the knife?"

"Hehe, then you may be injured, or you may die."

"Remember, we are all mortal bodies, no matter how skilled we are, we are afraid of kitchen knives."

Hehehe, everyone laughed. These words are true, not empty words.

"So, if you encounter this situation, step back and find a suitable weapon, the longer the better, and knock out his knife from a long distance."

"Niu Dazhuang's condition at the time was drunk and drunk, so we took measures to subdue him. If a gangster in a sober state attacked you with a sharp knife, he would directly draw his gun and shoot at his non-vital parts. It can be killed directly."

"Brothers, please remember that you can use weapons as much as possible for attack and defense without close combat."

"If the situation is really critical, there is no weapon, and there is no space to retreat, then try to use straight kicks to control the distance. If there is no other way, then step on your feet, tease your vagina, lock your throat, and insert your eyes."

Hehehe, the big guy laughed softly.

"Hehe, everyone, don't think that this attack method is ridiculous or shameful. This is the most effective means of fighting the enemy. It can disintegrate the opponent's combat power in an instant. You must know that we are not in a martial arts competition. What we are facing is the enemy, the gangster, and the most vicious."

"Officer Xiao Du is right. These moves are the methods used by scouts in the army to control the enemy with one move. They are all life-saving tricks."

A more mature clerk on the periphery was talking.

"Yes, what Master Tao said is correct, we are desperately fighting, not fighting."

"Okay, let's talk about martial arts fighting again. Physical fitness, strength, stamina, reaction, and sense of distance are the five elements of fighting."

"The first three points can be narrowed through acquired training. Of course, there is a limit, but the same race, except for those with extraordinary talents, basically there will be no big difference."

"The latter three can also be improved through training, but they are very talented, and the upper limit is very different. I used to say that this kid is a good seed for martial arts, and I was referring to the last two points."

"Physical fitness, strength, and physical strength are nothing to say. They are literal meanings. Everyone understands. Wang Yang, I want you to strengthen your physique now, and improve your foundation first."

"Let's talk about reaction. What does reaction mean? In traditional martial arts, it refers to hand-eye, foot-eye, body-eye, and mind-eye. In modern martial arts, it refers to nerve reflexes and cerebellar coordination."

"An example is the sight and the hand. Sometimes, when things drop suddenly, we may be able to catch them, but sometimes we can't. This is the difference in responsiveness."

Oh, so that's the case, everyone suddenly realized.

"The last is the sense of distance. I want to combine this with the reaction. The most talent-intensive item. The brothers and sisters practice martial arts together, and their physical strength is also similar, but some people are better than others. Most of the differences are reaction ability and distance. sense."

"What does the sense of distance mean? When and what distance is the best shot, and I can hit all the power, or hit the power I want."

"Too close, the power cannot be exerted; too far, the power cannot be hit or lost."

"Speaking of the sense of distance, it is the biggest gap between two opponents with similar physical fitness and even reaction ability."

"There is a very mysterious saying in traditional martial arts, the mind's eyes are actually the sense of distance."

The big guys applauded, and it was the first time they heard such profound and simple fighting knowledge. For the soldiers of the Security Division who were eager to fight, it was like rain after a long drought.

Comrade Xiao Du went on to say: "After we have said this, we will look back and talk about Niu Dazhuang's battle process, and it will be very clear."

"Through the first kick, I can judge his physical fitness, strength, and reaction ability. Then the second kick, with the huge difference in distance and ability between me and him, can directly kick his weapon and remove his threat at the same time. .It looks very chic."

"If he had the intention and action of slashing my leg with a knife in the first kick, then I would kick him directly in the chest with the second kick, and he would be seriously injured with broken ribs."

"If he dodges or cuts me, then he is definitely a master. I will retreat and draw my gun to kill him directly. My marksmanship is much better than fighting skills."

Hahaha, Niu Dazhuang is a fart master!Everyone laughed, but they definitely understood the truth.

Xiao Du summed up: "Talk to ten thousand words, everything must start with physical fitness training, and the rest will come slowly!"

　I found that I was really good at making it up, and I knew nothing about it, but the way I made it up was decent, it was absolutely nonsense, it would be a joke for those who are experts.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)