Lei Wu cracks the sky

No. 0007: Fuck you fat man

Just kidding, this fat man has never seen someone like Ling Lei when he is so big, he disappeared on the first day he came, who knows if the broken back mountain has been cleaned or not?Anyway, he didn't have time to look at it, and he didn't see anyone for three days.

This is serious for him, it is equivalent to this kid challenging his authority on the first day, this is something that the fat man can't stand, Ling Lei can solve it with just a little bit of slapstick?Anyway, the fat man is now furious.

"What did you just say?" Suddenly, Ling Lei, who was about to make jokes and pass the test, changed his face, and it became extremely ugly.

From childhood to adulthood, even three days ago, Ling Lei lived at the bottom of society. Sometimes it is understandable to do something out of necessity. For him, the most important thing is not dignity or anything, but survival.

But today is different, if this fat man just told him to kneel down, Ling Lei might really kneel down after hesitating for a while, but this old man made this guy want to explode.

In that broken space, Gu Lei claimed that I made this guy very upset, and almost got into a fight without saying a word. Since childhood, this guy has never seen what his father is like. Although it is not respectful, but However, Ling Lei also knew that without his parents, whom he had never met, he would not have come to this world. Therefore, almost all the people who called themselves Lao Tzu in front of him before were dismissed by this tough guy. Find teeth all over the place.

Gu Lei's bastard Ling Lei couldn't beat him, so he didn't make a move for the time being. Of course, this bastard still secretly cursed that guy in his heart, and also thought that when his strength reached a certain level in the future, he would beat him up.

Now, even a fat man who looks like nothing dares to call himself Laozi in front of him, well, Ling Lei is not going to let him go, anyway, he has some strength now, doesn't he?

"Why? Not convinced?" Fatty frowned. He really didn't expect that the newcomer who had only been here for three days would not give him face. Foreign disciple, this honor almost didn't make him so happy.

Now that this newcomer doesn't give him face, how can he mess around in this handyman's yard in the future?You know, although the stewards of the handyman's house can't make much money, they have a group of filial people under them.

"How dare you!" Ling Lei knelt down as soon as he said a word.

"boom!"

"Hey! My mother!" I heard that fat man yelled before he had time to enjoy it.

Looking at the situation at that time, Ling Lei was still standing there well, without any change, but the fat man was sitting on the ground, rubbing his chest, it was so painful!

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother! It's okay, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it." Ling Lei made a gesture to help him up, with a nervous look, as if he really didn't mean it just now.

Although the fat man was arrogant and domineering, he didn't have any intentions. When he saw Ling Lei was about to kneel down, he slipped his foot and hit his chest. The upper jaw was really hard!It's just that just such a collision made him feel out of breath, not to mention the depression in his heart.

"Stinky boy, we are getting bigger, wait for me to show you!" Although the hatred for this guy has deepened in his heart, the dead fat man really can't get up now, so he can only stretch out one hand, Let the thin fellow help him up.

If this is a disciple outside the school, I believe that the fat man will never reach out his hand so easily. After all, he still understands the truth that the world is impermanent and people's hearts are not ancient, but this guy is just a small handyman. He hasn't practiced yet, so long as he thinks about it this way, he can feel at ease. After all, even if this kid wants to play tricks, will he lose to him as a disciple of the fifth-rank physical training?

pity!This fat man doesn't know Ling Lei's current strength, if he knows that this guy has achieved the ninth rank of physical training in just three days, I believe that if he is given ten courages, he will not dare to offend this guy.

"Boom! Hey!" Ling Lei yelled strangely. Ling Lei, who was holding the fat man just now, slipped again. At this moment, his whole body bumped into the fat man. It would be a tragedy to say that people are unlucky. Seeing that this product is about to come up, but what about me?The wrist was held by this guy, and it was impossible to turn over and escape.

At this moment, the fat man finally knew that Ling Lei was trying to punish him on purpose, and just when he was about to get angry, a heavy steel-like body directly pressed down on the fat man's fat.

"Hey!" The fat man only felt that this thing was like a steel plate, and he was a little out of breath when he was pressed down. At that moment, his face was flushed and he yelled in horror.

It was hard for him to imagine how this kid could have such a heavy body. He looked so weak and skinny. This pressure made him feel at least no less than two hundred catties. Isn't this nonsense?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, look at me, look at me, I'm too stupid by nature, this carelessness has crushed you again." Ling Lei hurriedly stood up, ignoring the fat man's murderous gaze, and directly pulled the guy up Said with an apologetic smile.

"Cough cough cough! It's okay, you didn't mean it, did you?" The fat man finally understands that today this kid is not only here to apologize, but also to demonstrate. All the signs before show that this guy does have cultivation, and Maybe he is taller than himself, just pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He did this today because he didn't want to expose his identity, so he didn't kill him.

As the steward of a handyman's house, the fat man can't do anything else, but his eyesight is not bad. He knows what kind of people can be messed with and what kind of people can't be messed with. The guy in front of him is obviously a guy who can't be messed with. He can make himself appear An accident, I believe that I can make myself appear a second time.

In addition, this master was brought back by one of the four ancestors of the entire sect. When he thought of this, the fat man immediately broke into a cold sweat. Isn't this guy really the apprentice of the ancestor of Yunjian?

Regardless of whether this is true or not, now that Ling Lei has strength and status in front of that Yun Jianzi, if he wants to kill himself, isn't it as simple as crushing an ant?After thinking through all this, the fat man immediately regretted it.

After looking at Ling Lei's harmless smile, Fatty was finally completely startled. This man can't be messed with, is he a typical tiger with a smile?If he really provoked him, he would be eaten by this master and believe that he didn't know it.

"Senior brother understands and is considerate. Thank you, brother here." Ling Lei still wore his trademark smile, and saluted respectfully to the fat man in front of him. The result he wanted has been achieved. As for the next step It has nothing to do with me whether the fat man has long eyes or not, at worst, he is being punished once.

"Junior brother, what are you talking about? You and I are brothers. We should support each other. If I don't even have this bit of guts, what qualifications do I have to be your senior brother? Come on, come on, we will be a family from now on." Don't call me senior brother, senior brother, my name is Zhang Chi, just call me by my name from now on." The fat man first said some great truths in a dignified manner.

A pat on Ling Lei's shoulder made the two of them really look like old brothers who hadn't seen each other for many years. Ling Lei was sweating coldly.

Although this fat man is not very good at cultivation, he also grew up at the lowest level. It can be said that he has cultivated to the extreme in the matter of bullying the weak and fearing the hard. I also know that people like Ling Lei who are unwilling to make public don't like flattery and show it directly. Like this dude, he is thoughtful, at least Ling Lei thinks this dude can become a character in the future.

"How dare you do that? I think I'd better be called Brother Zhang. If I were to call him by name, wouldn't it be a lower value? Brother, I still have to hang out in this handyman's yard for a while!" Ling Lei smiled slightly, and didn't agree. Take the fat man's hand away, since he has offered to show his favor, and he still needs to stay here for a while, if it is not necessary, Ling Lei does not want to offend the emperor of the handyman's house.

"Okay, okay! Junior brother Ling really thinks about it, don't worry, I dare not say anything else in this handyman's courtyard in the future, as long as Zhang Chi has a stutter, I will definitely give half of it to my junior brother." Anyway, Zhang Chi has already made a 180-degree turn. Now, you can't flatter Ling Lei on the surface, but you can do it in the dark, so he said it right away.

"Hmph, I did you a lot of face by not calling you fat in front of you, hey! Who told you that my life is hard? I still have to stay in this handyman's yard for a while, or even if this is the case, I will I want you, fat man, to have a long memory." Ling Lei was still a little bit annoyed at the fat man calling himself Lao Tzu, but he didn't do anything because of it.

After all, this kid has always kept in mind the low-key word that Gu Lei said before!When there is no need to be in the limelight, Ling Lei himself means not to be in the limelight, and making a fortune in a quiet and muffled voice is the kingly way.

"Junior Brother, you see, I don't have anything to give you as an older brother. I'm really embarrassed that you are shouting one by one. This is the third-level martial skill blowing fire palm that our disciples have always been feasting on. Brother, I have successfully cultivated, so let me treat it as a gift for you." The fat man was deeply afraid that this guy would still hold a grudge, so he was so cruel that he said that the most valuable thing on his body was worthless and stuffed it into it. Ling Lei's hands.

"This? Why is this so embarrassing?" Xiao Han looked very embarrassed on the surface, but he took over the martial arts handed over by the other party, and he was secretly happy in his heart. He doesn't have any martial arts skills yet, this fat man really knows how to pick his time.

"What's the matter, my brother is still saying such polite words? Isn't mine yours?" The fat man slapped his chest and said boldly. In fact, he regretted it a long time ago in his heart. Why should he offend this master if he has nothing to do? ?Not to mention being beaten, but also to curry favor with others.

"What's the matter with this fat man recently? Why is the new handyman so nice to him? Could it be that he overslept this time and changed his sex?" The guys cleaning the yard whispered.

"Who knows? My uncle is probably here." The other guy felt disgusted when he saw the fat man. Although he didn't dare to say anything on the surface, he was very upset with the fat man in secret.

"You, you, you, you! Is this the time to talk about work? If you haven't finished cleaning within a stick of incense, I'll roll to the cultivation square to clean it." When I came here, I was so angry that I had nowhere to vent it. Facing Ling The god Lei didn't even dare to fart. Now that he sees a few people he can bully, of course he won't hold back.

At the moment, the little handyman in the yard is screaming bitterly,

Ling Lei doesn't care about these things. What he wants to do most now is to practice this so-called blowing palm and see what the old man left for him... …………………………