Daming: I, the emperor who trains the carpenter

Chapter 1 Reborn Daming, I am Zhang Haogu of the cross talk world

Apocalypse two years, September, Beijing
Under the moonlit night, the gate of the city will be unlocked early

The nine gates of the entire capital are tightly closed. Even though the capital is full of traffic and people's voices during the day, it is still quiet and deserted at five o'clock at night.

Zhang Haogu stared at the gate of the capital for a long time.

But in my heart I muttered.

Is this door open or not?

As a time traveler, Zhang Haogu felt that he should not be superstitious.

It's just that what happened was too outrageous.

He also remembered that he was 'helping the poor'.

Then, he was struck by lightning.

Then, he transmigrated into this guy named Zhang Haogu.

At first, Zhang Haogu didn't think much about it.

If you pass through, you will pass through.

This kind of thing, read a lot of novels.

He quickly adapted to his identity. After he traveled through time, his family conditions were not so good.

My father's name is Zhang Shoucai, and he is a well-known big landlord in Linqing County, Shandong Province. The land in his family is [-] mu, and he belongs to the landlord among the landlords and the exploiting class among the exploiting classes.

I am the single heir of Zhang Shoucai's three generations.

Judging from Zhang Haogu's eyes, his father is definitely not a kind person. He took advantage of the collusion with the government over the years, plundered and plundered, annexed the land, and became rich in a short period of ten years, becoming a rich man and a big landlord. .

My father's nickname is probably Zhang Papi.

Although the father earns a lot and has married eleven wives, he has no heirs.

Until Zhang Haogu was born.

Three generations of single biography, it is like treating oneself as a baby.

After traveling, Zhang Haogu quickly adapted to this era. Although there is no air conditioner, refrigerator, or Coke, but, but, in this era, you can go shopping in brothels openly.

Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!
As a time traveler, how could he have such dirty thoughts?

After traveling through time, Zhang Haogu discovered that the original owner of this body was spoiled by his father, so it goes without saying that he was spoiled and spoiled, and he had never studied.

When he grows up, he eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, does everything, eats and drinks enough every day, carries a cage and a bird, and walks all over the street. Because of this, the big guys call him "Young Dog".

kindness!
This setting is very familiar.

Until a month ago.

A face-to-face stared at him, and said something to himself: "This man, with colorful eyebrows and sharp eyes, can be a pillar of the country. Look at your seal and prosperous official career, If you want to go to Beijing to rush for the exam, I will guarantee your title on the gold list. I will congratulate you then."

Then, Zhang Haogu was stunned.

This shit, isn't it Mr. Liu Baorui's cross talk "Three Levels in a Row".

He was talking about Zhang Haogu.

After being fooled by this fortune teller, he went directly to the capital for scientific research.

When he arrived in the capital, Young Master Zhang had even more adventures. When he met Wei Zhongxian, he sent himself into the examination room, and he directly won the second place. Later, he was recommended to the Imperial Academy as an Hanlin.

All the Hanlins in the Imperial Academy knew that he belonged to Wei Zhongxian, and they didn’t dare to offend Zhang Haogu, and they didn’t let him write anything. Brother Nian! Do you think this works?"

But Zhang Haogu was illiterate, so he used the words "OK! Very good! Very good!", and spent a year in the Imperial Academy.

Later, someone wanted the whole sheet to be good old, and wrote a couplet scolding Wei Zhongxian. As a result, Wei Zhongxian couldn't read, so he didn't see it.

All civil and military officials who came to pay homage to the birthday saw this pair, but no one dared to say it, because Wei Zhongxian had a bad temper.

For example, if someone scolds him, you have to tell him, "Someone scolded you." When he heard it, he said, "Oh! He scolded me? Kill him! - He is the only one who knows when he scolds me, and now you know it too. Let’s kill together!” Who would dare to tell him?

In this way, this pair hung up for a whole day, Wei Zhongxian didn't notice it.

In the finale, Chongzhen ascended the throne.

In Wei Zhongxian's house, the dragon clothes and dragon crowns were found.

Wei Zhongxian committed a crime and went to prison, his whole family was beheaded, and all his family members were killed.

Someone said to the emperor: "There is a scholar in the Imperial Academy named Zhang Haogu, who is also a member of Wei Zhongxian."

The emperor said: "That must be killed!"

A minister next to him knelt down and said, "Long live my lord, Zhang Haogu is not from Wei Zhongxian."

The emperor said: "How can you see it?"

"Because of Wei Zhongxian's birthday on a certain day in a certain year, Zhang Haogu gave Wei Zhongxian a pair. I still remember the words and sentences. The first couplet is 'in the past Cao Gong entered Jiuxi', the second couplet: 'now the king of Wei wants to accept Zen' He compared Wei Zhongxian to Cao Cao! He said that he wanted to usurp the throne, how could this be Wei Zhongxian's man?"

The emperor said: "That's not it!"

"Not only is it not, this is a loyal minister!"

"Okay! Since you are a loyal minister, you should be spared the death penalty, and you will be promoted to three levels."

Cross talk is to satirize the ruling class and the ecology of official circles.

But this is the real world.

Recall the story in the cross talk.

Zhang Haogu immediately made up his mind to come to the capital.

Crosstalk is crosstalk, and the real world is the real world, so it must be different.

But give it a go and turn your bike into a motorcycle.

Don't be afraid of [-], just be afraid of what happens.

What if I was really lucky and really got a No.2?
If he became an official, he might be able to make a name for himself in the Ming Dynasty.

If this is the case, it is possible, maybe, it will really be able to kill Man Qing.

It's not impossible.

Think about the ten days in Yangzhou and the three massacres in Jiading, all of which are full of blood and debts.

Zhang Haogu came to the capital with a strong opportunistic mind.

If you pass the exam, you will get promoted and get rich.

He didn't pass the exam, so he went home to spread money to raise bravery, and fought with Manqing.

With so much money in my family, it is better to raise Xiangyong to fight against the Qing Dynasty than to be robbed by the Qing Dynasty.

Speaking of which, he has read the three great treasures of the traveler.

Moreover, I don't know if it was because of being struck by lightning. Zhang Haogu found that his memory seemed to have been greatly strengthened. These things seemed to be imprinted in his mind. Yes, but now it is extraordinarily clear.

In addition, one's own strength has also been strengthened.

He has tried it, and the stone lock weighing more than 100 kilograms at home is like a toy.

……

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Capital
"Young master, you said it would be nice for us to stay at home and enjoy our happiness!"

The attendant Zhang An squeezed his back with one hand, the city gate was in front of him, and he really couldn't move anymore.

Zhang Haogu glanced at it. This entourage is called Zhang An, and he is his personal servant, because he grew up with the young master Zhang. Going to the kiln together is also loyal to myself.

"You usually steal and play tricks, and it's not bad to suffer."

"hey-hey."

Zhang An showed his big teeth and smiled innocently: "When I was in Linqing, the young master opened his eyes every day, and the sun rose three poles every day. After the rich clothes and jade food, he took the canary to the street in the afternoon to walk the birds. I followed the young master to enjoy the glory. The longest road I walked From the door of the house to Yanfang Building, the heaviest thing I have ever resisted is the whole box of handles that the young master bought in one go, why do we come to this capital?"

"If you say you are short-sighted and don't believe it, you are just so promising. If you don't come to the capital, how can you rush for the exam?"

"Catch the exam?"

Zhang An thought he had heard it wrong, and asked again and again: "Master, are we here in Beijing for the exam?"

Zhang Haogu rode on the horse, looked at the city gate in front of him, and nodded.

Zhang An: "Aren't we here to visit a brothel?"

Zhang Haogu: "..."

He swore that he really wanted to give Zhang An a big mouth.

Why is this follower thinking about dirty things like visiting a brothel every day?
Young master, I really became an official, why shouldn't a beautiful girl take the initiative to throw herself into my arms?

Besides, can prostitution by cultural people be called prostitution?
That's called prostitution.

High-end sports.

Rolling his eyes, he didn't bother to pay attention to villains like Zhang An, Zhang Haogu continued to look at the door.

Now, everything is ready and only owes the east wind!
The only thing that is uncertain is whether this Zhang Haogu himself is the Zhang Haogu that Liu Baorui mentioned.

"But young master, how do we get in!"

Zhang An was in trouble: "The gates of this city have already been locked, so it's useless for us to come."

"What do you know, it's better to be called early than to come by coincidence."

Zhang Haogu was not in a hurry: "There is no need to go there, we will wait here."

"Huh? Wait?"

Zhang An raised his head and looked at the sky, it was too dark and it was still early before dawn: "The young master meant to wait until dawn, right?"

Zhang Haogu deliberately frightened him: "What if I say yes?"

"Don't, don't!" Zhang An immediately sat down on the spot, ignoring the dust on the ground, like a stubborn donkey that no one can pull: "My legs are almost useless, if I still stand Wait until dawn, you must die of exhaustion."

"You can't stand anymore, then you just sit and wait." Zhang Haogu lay leisurely on the horse's back, and by the way, he turned his head sideways and whistled twice at the canary hanging beside him.

"Stay until dawn? Then who can afford to wait." Zhang An complained, complaining incessantly.

"Of course I can't wait, the imperial examinations are over, so there's no business for us."

"Then what are we waiting for?"

"Wait a coincidence."

Didn't they all say it, it's better to come early than to come by coincidence.All you want is that it's just right.

"What a coincidence?"

Just as Zhang An opened his mouth to ask, he saw the young master get up from the horse, pouted his chin towards him, and motioned him to look over there.

Not far away, there was the sound of jingling bells.

The wheel pulley rolled out rut marks, and a few drops of water were sprinkled from time to time.

"What is that?" Zhang An blinked his eyes, as if he had never seen the world.

"The waterwheel that transports water from Yuquan Mountain is specially provided for the royal family, and it will be sent to the palace every day before dawn."

Zhang Haogu's heart jumped, it was exactly the same as what the cross talk said.

Then, Zhang Haogu rode forward directly, glanced at Zhang An and said: "See, this is the coincidence we are waiting for."

(End of this chapter)