Simulator: Global Myths Come
Chapter 161 Part 1
Chapter 161 Extra Story One For Fans Without Monthly Tickets
Cao Zheng was fishing in the rental house every day when he suddenly received a message on his mobile phone.
--Ding
{Distinguished number one player on the leaderboard [Jianguo], in view of your outstanding contribution to this game, a single copy is now open to you. }
{Game Copy: Become Immortal}
{Game task: eat 1000 water jade}
{Open time: 1 hours later}
{Entry method: automatic entry}
{Description: Single-player dungeons will receive large rewards, please pay attention}
"What the hell is a single-player dungeon?" Cao Zheng suddenly regained his energy, pondering over the information that might be hidden in the announcement.
I have already changed the fairy tales into a mess, so it stands to reason that if there is any good thing, it will not be my turn.
Cao Zhengde's eyes sharpened.
I contacted some familiar players, but none of them received this plot invitation, as if this mythical game felt that he was living too much, and tried every means to add bricks and tiles to the middle of his life highway.
"Achieving Taoism and becoming immortal... sounds very interesting." Cao Zheng knew that he could not resist the mythical game, so he might as well enjoy it in another way.
To change the way of thinking, what if he really becomes a fairy?
{Story begins}
{Task: Eat 1000 water jade (0/10000)}
{Note 1: Water Jade is an in-game prop, only 1 is provided in this plot, players are asked to find the rest by themselves}
{Note 2: A player who dies halfway is considered a game failure, and 1 point of gene level will be deducted automatically}
{Note 3: When the player level becomes below 0, the player will die in the real world}
{stay tuned}
In a flash, Cao Zheng was standing in a strange house, his clothes changed into a patterned gown, and his hair hung down to his waist.
Cao Zheng was shocked, and quickly grabbed the bronze mirror on the table to confirm that he had not been changed.
"Fortunately, the body is a man. Why does this damn game always like to give me some surprises?" Cao Zheng felt that the trousers were very uncomfortable, and the rough cloth rubbed against him.
- dong dong dong
The wooden door was slammed loudly, and a man's voice came from outside.
"Heavenly Master! It's time to pray for rain! If you successfully pray for rain, you will be the Queen's Rain Master!" The voice of the man outside the door was a little impatient, as if he had silently decided that Cao Zheng was a liar.
"What the hell?!" Cao Zheng knew that he was stuffed into someone else's story again.
The problem is, I don't know the cause and effect at all, and I don't understand what praying for rain is!
Fortunately, I have a plug-in.
【Simulation starts】
【You are a Rain Master who came here from Kunlun Mountains, and you are very interested in attaining enlightenment and becoming immortal.Hearing that this place is rich in water jade, you decided to rely on your own skills to gain a foothold here. 】
【Today is the time to test your strength. There are already people waiting for you to go to the altar outside the door. You decide to...】
【Option [-]: Let him go away】
[Option [-]: Go to the altar to pray for rain]
Cao Zheng quickly chose option two.
If the body itself can pray for rain, the simulator will definitely describe the method of praying for rain clearly, and then it will be ok to take pictures of cats and tigers by yourself.
【You went to the altar, but didn't recall the method of praying for rain. (Hey, are you stupid?)]
[There is no rain today, you have been busy at the altar all afternoon. 】
【The emperor was furious and cut off your head to sacrifice to the sky, and then it rained heavily. 】
[Simulation ends]
[Obtain: 1 water jade]
Cao Zheng quickly clicked Reset, and re-selected option [-].
If you can collect 10000 water jade in this way, you can swallow them all and leave, who is still here to play house with them?
【…】
【The emperor was furious and cut off your head to sacrifice to the sky, and then it rained heavily. 】
[Simulation ends]
[Acquisition: none (you can't be too greedy)]
Cao Zheng didn't expect that the simulator would do the same, so he insisted on dancing on the altar like a clown?
It suddenly occurred to him that it rained after his head was cut off.Does this mean...
【You scolded him loudly for interrupting your meditation, and told him it was not time to pray for rain yet. 】
[The next morning, you rush to the altar to perform the ritual.The sky was overcast with clouds and it was pouring rain. 】
[You have successfully become the Rain Master of this country. 】
The corner of Cao Zheng's mouth twitched, he probably understood how he was going to make up for it.
The simulator can deduce today's weather, just need to simulate it during the day.
It was going to rain, so I went to mix it up.If there is no rain, I say that today is not suitable for praying for rain.
"I'm such a genius!"
【Praying for rain for many days, a girl came to your door, she wants to worship you as a teacher, you decide...】
"Agreed! Come! You can come!" Cao Zheng directly made a decision before the simulator showed an option.
Beauty apprentice?It's exciting just thinking about it.
【Your apprentice wants to cultivate immortality with you, and she imitates your cultivation method everywhere. 】
"Is there a way for me to practice? Does it count if I practice the turtle's breath technique on the bed?"
[You take 10000 water jade to complete the task. 】
【Before leaving, the female apprentice's father broke your legs. 】
— Ending: A Father’s Rage —
【Score: B】
[Reward: Increase height by 1 cm]
[The simulator enters cooling...]
[Next deduction time: 12h]
[The plot officially begins]
"Hiss—" Cao Zheng gasped, this female apprentice couldn't be accepted!
- dong dong dong
The man outside the door was a little impatient.
"Get out! You're interrupting my practice! Come see me tomorrow!" Cao Zheng was in a bad mood and shouted towards the door.
Hearing this answer, the man outside the door froze for a moment, turned around and left, "As expected of a future immortal, you have a temper!"
Because of Cao Zheng's attitude, he felt that Cao Zheng was not like a liar.
Hearing that there was no movement outside the door, Cao Zheng heaved a sigh of relief, and held a piece of blue crystal the size of a melon seed in his hand.That is the water jade presented by the simulator.
"Is this really edible?" He closed his eyes and threw it into his mouth.
The water jade disappeared in his throat, it seems that he didn't really eat it.
{Water jade progress: (1/10000)}
Cao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. Next, he only needs to collect 9999 water jades to pass the level.
-
The next day, Cao Zheng stood on a high altar, brandishing a bronze sword, and sang the opening song of Doraemon indistinctly.
It must be sung, not singing is not professional.
Feeling that the wind was getting stronger, Cao Zheng put away the bronze sword, grabbed the duck pear on the table and gnawed it.
"Call work and eat fruit, it will rain in a while!"
The people under the altar were stunned for a moment, and the strong man with a machete beside him was already thinking about how to chop off Cao Zheng's head.
How could someone like Cao Zheng, who disrespects the sky and the earth, pray for rain...
- clatter
The clear sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, and a heavy rain fell in an instant.
"Sure enough, he is an immortal, and his words and deeds contain the general trend of heaven." The strong man praised.
Accompanied by the heavy rain, Cao Zheng chewed on the pears, but his mind was thinking about how to get rid of the female apprentice.
But there is one thing to say, uncultivated fruits are really bad.
After the heavy rain, Cao Zheng returned to the room in a daze and changed into clean clothes.
A middle-aged man who claimed to be the emperor met him and asked him what reward he wanted.
Cao Zheng has no pursuits, he just wants to complete the game tasks quickly.So he said he wanted water jade, and nothing but water jade.
The emperor secretly exclaimed: Is this the posture of a fairy?I have no interest in mundane things.
It is really that this group of primitive people can't come up with any good things.If there is such a one or two pieces of dog's head money, Cao Zheng can still get it in his pocket with difficulty.
He had a good night's sleep, and his happy mood lasted until he found a young woman kneeling by his door.
"Who are you?" Cao Zheng asked with a frown.
"I am the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven."
"Tch, I'm still the grandfather of the Emperor of Heaven." Cao Zheng snorted coldly.
"What do you want from me? I said that no one can disturb me."
"I want to take you as my teacher and explore the road to immortality." The girl pressed her forehead tightly to the ground, as if she would never get up if Cao Zheng didn't agree.
"Let's talk again, you get up first." Cao Zheng quickly pulled her arm.
It will be troublesome if it is seen by passers-by.
"I don't, you promise me first!" the girl said with her head bowed.
Cao Zheng was really scared. If the angry father saw his daughter kneeling for him, it might not just be a broken leg.
--Wait a moment? !She can't really be the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, can she?
Cao Zheng's back began to break out in cold sweat, as if he had forgotten to simulate the consequences of rejecting her.
"Get up, I promise you."
The girl was overjoyed, stood up and smiled at Cao Zheng, and called out sweetly, "Master."
"Hmm..." Cao Zheng seemed a little listless.
"Master, are you moved by my sincerity?" the girl asked happily.
"more or less."
In fact, Cao Zheng really wanted to say, it was your father who moved me. He can not only beat my legs, but also cut off my head.
"I can't teach you too much, just follow me and experience it for yourself. Also, never mention today's apprenticeship!" Cao Zheng repeatedly urged.
His idea is also very simple, just fool this little beauty casually, collect Qi Shuiyu by himself, and he can pat his ass and leave, and he will not project any strange things in the real world.
If Shinhwa Games knew that they would not change the plot, they would definitely smile with relief.
The plot for the next period of time is that Cao Zheng uses a simulator to deduce the weather, and if he succeeds in praying for rain, he will be rewarded with dozens of water jade.As for the female apprentices, it was even easier. Cao Zheng simply recited the Tao Te Ching to fool him.
"Master, I don't understand..."
"If you don't understand, it means that you have successfully cultivated, keep working hard!"
Everything seemed to be going well until one day——
"Master, are you eating water jade? Can this thing make you immortal?" the girl asked curiously.
Cao Zheng's hand trembled, and the water jade fell to the ground with a "click".
"I can't become a fairy! This is my personal hobby! Children don't want to learn it!" Cao Zheng quickly explained.
If the girl learns to eat pebbles, it will be fine, the Emperor of Heaven will probably throw away his own ashes.
"Oh..." The girl responded, still keeping Shuiyu's appearance firmly in her heart.
——Master said that sometimes your own judgment is more important.
After a few days, Cao Zheng always felt that the emperor's rewards were getting less and less.According to this posture, it will take until the year of the monkey to collect [-] pieces?
"Is that all for today?" Cao Zheng asked, taking the cloth bag handed over by his apprentice.
Today's rewards are only a dozen or so, which is one-fifth of the usual amount.
"Yes, Master, the storage of water jade is running out." The girl explained solemnly.
"That won't work...if it's not enough [-] pieces..." Cao Zheng couldn't help but think about it.
"Master, I know that there is a lot of water jade in a secret place." The girl rolled her eyes and said proudly.
"Where is it? Tell me quickly." Cao Zheng became interested in an instant.
If I can gather a certain amount of water jade, I can say goodbye to this heart-wrenching plot today and avoid the trouble of short legs.
I used to play games by myself before, and I have never had such an experience of coaxing children to play.
Especially the parents of the children are always plotting against themselves.
"No, that place is too complicated, I can only take you there." The girl said cunningly.
"Also... okay, let's go now." Cao Zheng said after throwing the last water jade into his mouth and getting up.
As long as he completes the task on the spot, he doesn't care what his apprentice does?At most, it is to clear away the dangers along the way, and it is not a problem for her to come back by herself.
The barbaric period was indeed full of dangers, and ghosts and snakes were on the road that the two had to pass, thinking about swallowing them in one gulp.
Naturally, Cao Zheng wasn't used to them, so he directly slapped them one by one.
- click
- click
- click
He is not good at praying for rain, but he is professional at discharging.
The girl's eyes were filled with admiration. For the first time, he knew that his master was so powerful, as if he was a god in the sky.
At the same time, her yearning for immortals intensified in her heart.
"Master, is this an immortal?" the girl couldn't help asking.
Cao Zheng still couldn't help acting aggressive in front of beauties, especially those who could call him master.
"Yes, your master, I am still half a step away from becoming an immortal. As the saying goes, if you swallow a golden elixir, I can't help my fate, ha... ha... ha."
Cao Zheng himself felt a little disgusted.
But his disciples only thought the master was very handsome.
"Master, the water jade mine is just ahead, let's go there quickly!" The girl pointed to a hill glowing with blue light.
Cao Zheng took a deep breath and looked at his apprentice, "Who did you hear about this place? It's definitely not something you can discover."
"I said it." A familiar figure appeared in the bushes not far away. It was the guard who knocked on Cao Zheng's door the first day.
"Shuiyu, it turns out that taking Shuiyu can become a fairy! Hahaha, so I also have a fate of immortality!" The guard's face gradually twisted.
Cao Zheng protected his apprentice behind him, "How dare you appear in front of me like this?"
"I admit that I can't beat you, but you can't catch me either. Tell me the secret of cultivating immortals, or I will go back and report to the emperor!" The guard stared and threatened.
Cao Zheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and pointed to the water jade mine beside him and said, "Eat [-] of them, and you can become a fairy."
If the guard really went back to complain, his apprentice's ass might be beaten into eight petals, right?
"You didn't lie to me?" the guard asked vigilantly.
"Believe it or not."
Cao Zheng walked to the water jade mine and picked it up. There was enough water jade here to return to the real world.
Just as the guard was about to speak, a ball of flames gushed out from his back, instantly turning him into a piece of human-shaped coke.
The girl was a little nervous and squeezed Cao Zheng's big hand.
A man stepped on the flames, his bronze body contained huge energy, and every step made the ground tremble.
"Master Yu, tell this Emperor, what are you doing here with my daughter?" the man asked angrily.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Cao Zheng opened his mouth, bowed his head in embarrassment and asked his apprentice, "Your father, is his name Emperor Yan?"
"Yes, Master, you should know."
Cao Zheng gently put down his apprentice's little hand, and stuffed the water jade into his mouth.
"you dare!"
Emperor Yan didn't expect Cao Zheng to dare to resist.With a big wave of his hand, a palm-shaped flame big handprint was instantly formed, and it was pushed towards Cao Zheng.
"No! Father!" The girl felt that her father was unreasonable, but she also knew that his father had always been so domineering.
The flying speed of this big handprint is really too slow, Cao Zheng felt that he could easily dodge it.But when she turned her head and looked at her apprentice, it seemed that she couldn't!
This game does not have the function of avoiding damage to teammates, let alone avoiding with his apprentices.
Thinking of this, Cao Zheng frowned, stuffed all the water jade into his mouth, and pushed hard towards his apprentice's arm.
"Apprentice, let me teach you the last lesson. There may really be someone in the world who loves you more than your father."
The girl staggered and lay on the ground, the big flame handprint greeted Cao Zheng, and his water jade fell into the mouth at this time.
--call
Cao Zheng struggled in the flames, tremblingly raised a middle finger towards Emperor Yan.
{End of plot}
{Rating: S+}
{World ranking: 1}
{Gene level: +1}
{Players can stay in this plot for 24 hours, and they are allowed to return directly in the middle}
"Stay shit, send me back quickly!"
—— Shua
Cao Zheng disappeared in place without leaving a speck of dust behind.
"Master-Father!" The girl struggled to climb to the place where Cao Zheng had just stood, only to find a blackened water jade.
Regardless of the terrifying temperature coming from above, she held it firmly in the palm of her hand, even if it smelled burnt.
-
Cao Zheng lay on the bed again, and the burning pain disappeared the moment he returned to the real world. It seems that the mythical game is still giving face.
--Ding
{Rewards will be delayed, so stay tuned}
"I'm looking forward to a hammer! Just trick me into playing it!" Cao Zheng angrily threw his phone aside, not seeing the short text that popped up next in the Shinhwa game.
{Chisongzi, when Shennong was a rain master, served Shuiyu to teach Shennong, and he was able to join the group and burn himself.Often to the Kunlun Mountains, often stop in the Queen Mother's room, go up and down with the wind and rain.The girl of Emperor Yan pursues her, and all the immortals go away. }
(End of this chapter)
Cao Zheng was fishing in the rental house every day when he suddenly received a message on his mobile phone.
--Ding
{Distinguished number one player on the leaderboard [Jianguo], in view of your outstanding contribution to this game, a single copy is now open to you. }
{Game Copy: Become Immortal}
{Game task: eat 1000 water jade}
{Open time: 1 hours later}
{Entry method: automatic entry}
{Description: Single-player dungeons will receive large rewards, please pay attention}
"What the hell is a single-player dungeon?" Cao Zheng suddenly regained his energy, pondering over the information that might be hidden in the announcement.
I have already changed the fairy tales into a mess, so it stands to reason that if there is any good thing, it will not be my turn.
Cao Zhengde's eyes sharpened.
I contacted some familiar players, but none of them received this plot invitation, as if this mythical game felt that he was living too much, and tried every means to add bricks and tiles to the middle of his life highway.
"Achieving Taoism and becoming immortal... sounds very interesting." Cao Zheng knew that he could not resist the mythical game, so he might as well enjoy it in another way.
To change the way of thinking, what if he really becomes a fairy?
{Story begins}
{Task: Eat 1000 water jade (0/10000)}
{Note 1: Water Jade is an in-game prop, only 1 is provided in this plot, players are asked to find the rest by themselves}
{Note 2: A player who dies halfway is considered a game failure, and 1 point of gene level will be deducted automatically}
{Note 3: When the player level becomes below 0, the player will die in the real world}
{stay tuned}
In a flash, Cao Zheng was standing in a strange house, his clothes changed into a patterned gown, and his hair hung down to his waist.
Cao Zheng was shocked, and quickly grabbed the bronze mirror on the table to confirm that he had not been changed.
"Fortunately, the body is a man. Why does this damn game always like to give me some surprises?" Cao Zheng felt that the trousers were very uncomfortable, and the rough cloth rubbed against him.
- dong dong dong
The wooden door was slammed loudly, and a man's voice came from outside.
"Heavenly Master! It's time to pray for rain! If you successfully pray for rain, you will be the Queen's Rain Master!" The voice of the man outside the door was a little impatient, as if he had silently decided that Cao Zheng was a liar.
"What the hell?!" Cao Zheng knew that he was stuffed into someone else's story again.
The problem is, I don't know the cause and effect at all, and I don't understand what praying for rain is!
Fortunately, I have a plug-in.
【Simulation starts】
【You are a Rain Master who came here from Kunlun Mountains, and you are very interested in attaining enlightenment and becoming immortal.Hearing that this place is rich in water jade, you decided to rely on your own skills to gain a foothold here. 】
【Today is the time to test your strength. There are already people waiting for you to go to the altar outside the door. You decide to...】
【Option [-]: Let him go away】
[Option [-]: Go to the altar to pray for rain]
Cao Zheng quickly chose option two.
If the body itself can pray for rain, the simulator will definitely describe the method of praying for rain clearly, and then it will be ok to take pictures of cats and tigers by yourself.
【You went to the altar, but didn't recall the method of praying for rain. (Hey, are you stupid?)]
[There is no rain today, you have been busy at the altar all afternoon. 】
【The emperor was furious and cut off your head to sacrifice to the sky, and then it rained heavily. 】
[Simulation ends]
[Obtain: 1 water jade]
Cao Zheng quickly clicked Reset, and re-selected option [-].
If you can collect 10000 water jade in this way, you can swallow them all and leave, who is still here to play house with them?
【…】
【The emperor was furious and cut off your head to sacrifice to the sky, and then it rained heavily. 】
[Simulation ends]
[Acquisition: none (you can't be too greedy)]
Cao Zheng didn't expect that the simulator would do the same, so he insisted on dancing on the altar like a clown?
It suddenly occurred to him that it rained after his head was cut off.Does this mean...
【You scolded him loudly for interrupting your meditation, and told him it was not time to pray for rain yet. 】
[The next morning, you rush to the altar to perform the ritual.The sky was overcast with clouds and it was pouring rain. 】
[You have successfully become the Rain Master of this country. 】
The corner of Cao Zheng's mouth twitched, he probably understood how he was going to make up for it.
The simulator can deduce today's weather, just need to simulate it during the day.
It was going to rain, so I went to mix it up.If there is no rain, I say that today is not suitable for praying for rain.
"I'm such a genius!"
【Praying for rain for many days, a girl came to your door, she wants to worship you as a teacher, you decide...】
"Agreed! Come! You can come!" Cao Zheng directly made a decision before the simulator showed an option.
Beauty apprentice?It's exciting just thinking about it.
【Your apprentice wants to cultivate immortality with you, and she imitates your cultivation method everywhere. 】
"Is there a way for me to practice? Does it count if I practice the turtle's breath technique on the bed?"
[You take 10000 water jade to complete the task. 】
【Before leaving, the female apprentice's father broke your legs. 】
— Ending: A Father’s Rage —
【Score: B】
[Reward: Increase height by 1 cm]
[The simulator enters cooling...]
[Next deduction time: 12h]
[The plot officially begins]
"Hiss—" Cao Zheng gasped, this female apprentice couldn't be accepted!
- dong dong dong
The man outside the door was a little impatient.
"Get out! You're interrupting my practice! Come see me tomorrow!" Cao Zheng was in a bad mood and shouted towards the door.
Hearing this answer, the man outside the door froze for a moment, turned around and left, "As expected of a future immortal, you have a temper!"
Because of Cao Zheng's attitude, he felt that Cao Zheng was not like a liar.
Hearing that there was no movement outside the door, Cao Zheng heaved a sigh of relief, and held a piece of blue crystal the size of a melon seed in his hand.That is the water jade presented by the simulator.
"Is this really edible?" He closed his eyes and threw it into his mouth.
The water jade disappeared in his throat, it seems that he didn't really eat it.
{Water jade progress: (1/10000)}
Cao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. Next, he only needs to collect 9999 water jades to pass the level.
-
The next day, Cao Zheng stood on a high altar, brandishing a bronze sword, and sang the opening song of Doraemon indistinctly.
It must be sung, not singing is not professional.
Feeling that the wind was getting stronger, Cao Zheng put away the bronze sword, grabbed the duck pear on the table and gnawed it.
"Call work and eat fruit, it will rain in a while!"
The people under the altar were stunned for a moment, and the strong man with a machete beside him was already thinking about how to chop off Cao Zheng's head.
How could someone like Cao Zheng, who disrespects the sky and the earth, pray for rain...
- clatter
The clear sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, and a heavy rain fell in an instant.
"Sure enough, he is an immortal, and his words and deeds contain the general trend of heaven." The strong man praised.
Accompanied by the heavy rain, Cao Zheng chewed on the pears, but his mind was thinking about how to get rid of the female apprentice.
But there is one thing to say, uncultivated fruits are really bad.
After the heavy rain, Cao Zheng returned to the room in a daze and changed into clean clothes.
A middle-aged man who claimed to be the emperor met him and asked him what reward he wanted.
Cao Zheng has no pursuits, he just wants to complete the game tasks quickly.So he said he wanted water jade, and nothing but water jade.
The emperor secretly exclaimed: Is this the posture of a fairy?I have no interest in mundane things.
It is really that this group of primitive people can't come up with any good things.If there is such a one or two pieces of dog's head money, Cao Zheng can still get it in his pocket with difficulty.
He had a good night's sleep, and his happy mood lasted until he found a young woman kneeling by his door.
"Who are you?" Cao Zheng asked with a frown.
"I am the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven."
"Tch, I'm still the grandfather of the Emperor of Heaven." Cao Zheng snorted coldly.
"What do you want from me? I said that no one can disturb me."
"I want to take you as my teacher and explore the road to immortality." The girl pressed her forehead tightly to the ground, as if she would never get up if Cao Zheng didn't agree.
"Let's talk again, you get up first." Cao Zheng quickly pulled her arm.
It will be troublesome if it is seen by passers-by.
"I don't, you promise me first!" the girl said with her head bowed.
Cao Zheng was really scared. If the angry father saw his daughter kneeling for him, it might not just be a broken leg.
--Wait a moment? !She can't really be the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, can she?
Cao Zheng's back began to break out in cold sweat, as if he had forgotten to simulate the consequences of rejecting her.
"Get up, I promise you."
The girl was overjoyed, stood up and smiled at Cao Zheng, and called out sweetly, "Master."
"Hmm..." Cao Zheng seemed a little listless.
"Master, are you moved by my sincerity?" the girl asked happily.
"more or less."
In fact, Cao Zheng really wanted to say, it was your father who moved me. He can not only beat my legs, but also cut off my head.
"I can't teach you too much, just follow me and experience it for yourself. Also, never mention today's apprenticeship!" Cao Zheng repeatedly urged.
His idea is also very simple, just fool this little beauty casually, collect Qi Shuiyu by himself, and he can pat his ass and leave, and he will not project any strange things in the real world.
If Shinhwa Games knew that they would not change the plot, they would definitely smile with relief.
The plot for the next period of time is that Cao Zheng uses a simulator to deduce the weather, and if he succeeds in praying for rain, he will be rewarded with dozens of water jade.As for the female apprentices, it was even easier. Cao Zheng simply recited the Tao Te Ching to fool him.
"Master, I don't understand..."
"If you don't understand, it means that you have successfully cultivated, keep working hard!"
Everything seemed to be going well until one day——
"Master, are you eating water jade? Can this thing make you immortal?" the girl asked curiously.
Cao Zheng's hand trembled, and the water jade fell to the ground with a "click".
"I can't become a fairy! This is my personal hobby! Children don't want to learn it!" Cao Zheng quickly explained.
If the girl learns to eat pebbles, it will be fine, the Emperor of Heaven will probably throw away his own ashes.
"Oh..." The girl responded, still keeping Shuiyu's appearance firmly in her heart.
——Master said that sometimes your own judgment is more important.
After a few days, Cao Zheng always felt that the emperor's rewards were getting less and less.According to this posture, it will take until the year of the monkey to collect [-] pieces?
"Is that all for today?" Cao Zheng asked, taking the cloth bag handed over by his apprentice.
Today's rewards are only a dozen or so, which is one-fifth of the usual amount.
"Yes, Master, the storage of water jade is running out." The girl explained solemnly.
"That won't work...if it's not enough [-] pieces..." Cao Zheng couldn't help but think about it.
"Master, I know that there is a lot of water jade in a secret place." The girl rolled her eyes and said proudly.
"Where is it? Tell me quickly." Cao Zheng became interested in an instant.
If I can gather a certain amount of water jade, I can say goodbye to this heart-wrenching plot today and avoid the trouble of short legs.
I used to play games by myself before, and I have never had such an experience of coaxing children to play.
Especially the parents of the children are always plotting against themselves.
"No, that place is too complicated, I can only take you there." The girl said cunningly.
"Also... okay, let's go now." Cao Zheng said after throwing the last water jade into his mouth and getting up.
As long as he completes the task on the spot, he doesn't care what his apprentice does?At most, it is to clear away the dangers along the way, and it is not a problem for her to come back by herself.
The barbaric period was indeed full of dangers, and ghosts and snakes were on the road that the two had to pass, thinking about swallowing them in one gulp.
Naturally, Cao Zheng wasn't used to them, so he directly slapped them one by one.
- click
- click
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He is not good at praying for rain, but he is professional at discharging.
The girl's eyes were filled with admiration. For the first time, he knew that his master was so powerful, as if he was a god in the sky.
At the same time, her yearning for immortals intensified in her heart.
"Master, is this an immortal?" the girl couldn't help asking.
Cao Zheng still couldn't help acting aggressive in front of beauties, especially those who could call him master.
"Yes, your master, I am still half a step away from becoming an immortal. As the saying goes, if you swallow a golden elixir, I can't help my fate, ha... ha... ha."
Cao Zheng himself felt a little disgusted.
But his disciples only thought the master was very handsome.
"Master, the water jade mine is just ahead, let's go there quickly!" The girl pointed to a hill glowing with blue light.
Cao Zheng took a deep breath and looked at his apprentice, "Who did you hear about this place? It's definitely not something you can discover."
"I said it." A familiar figure appeared in the bushes not far away. It was the guard who knocked on Cao Zheng's door the first day.
"Shuiyu, it turns out that taking Shuiyu can become a fairy! Hahaha, so I also have a fate of immortality!" The guard's face gradually twisted.
Cao Zheng protected his apprentice behind him, "How dare you appear in front of me like this?"
"I admit that I can't beat you, but you can't catch me either. Tell me the secret of cultivating immortals, or I will go back and report to the emperor!" The guard stared and threatened.
Cao Zheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and pointed to the water jade mine beside him and said, "Eat [-] of them, and you can become a fairy."
If the guard really went back to complain, his apprentice's ass might be beaten into eight petals, right?
"You didn't lie to me?" the guard asked vigilantly.
"Believe it or not."
Cao Zheng walked to the water jade mine and picked it up. There was enough water jade here to return to the real world.
Just as the guard was about to speak, a ball of flames gushed out from his back, instantly turning him into a piece of human-shaped coke.
The girl was a little nervous and squeezed Cao Zheng's big hand.
A man stepped on the flames, his bronze body contained huge energy, and every step made the ground tremble.
"Master Yu, tell this Emperor, what are you doing here with my daughter?" the man asked angrily.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Cao Zheng opened his mouth, bowed his head in embarrassment and asked his apprentice, "Your father, is his name Emperor Yan?"
"Yes, Master, you should know."
Cao Zheng gently put down his apprentice's little hand, and stuffed the water jade into his mouth.
"you dare!"
Emperor Yan didn't expect Cao Zheng to dare to resist.With a big wave of his hand, a palm-shaped flame big handprint was instantly formed, and it was pushed towards Cao Zheng.
"No! Father!" The girl felt that her father was unreasonable, but she also knew that his father had always been so domineering.
The flying speed of this big handprint is really too slow, Cao Zheng felt that he could easily dodge it.But when she turned her head and looked at her apprentice, it seemed that she couldn't!
This game does not have the function of avoiding damage to teammates, let alone avoiding with his apprentices.
Thinking of this, Cao Zheng frowned, stuffed all the water jade into his mouth, and pushed hard towards his apprentice's arm.
"Apprentice, let me teach you the last lesson. There may really be someone in the world who loves you more than your father."
The girl staggered and lay on the ground, the big flame handprint greeted Cao Zheng, and his water jade fell into the mouth at this time.
--call
Cao Zheng struggled in the flames, tremblingly raised a middle finger towards Emperor Yan.
{End of plot}
{Rating: S+}
{World ranking: 1}
{Gene level: +1}
{Players can stay in this plot for 24 hours, and they are allowed to return directly in the middle}
"Stay shit, send me back quickly!"
—— Shua
Cao Zheng disappeared in place without leaving a speck of dust behind.
"Master-Father!" The girl struggled to climb to the place where Cao Zheng had just stood, only to find a blackened water jade.
Regardless of the terrifying temperature coming from above, she held it firmly in the palm of her hand, even if it smelled burnt.
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Cao Zheng lay on the bed again, and the burning pain disappeared the moment he returned to the real world. It seems that the mythical game is still giving face.
--Ding
{Rewards will be delayed, so stay tuned}
"I'm looking forward to a hammer! Just trick me into playing it!" Cao Zheng angrily threw his phone aside, not seeing the short text that popped up next in the Shinhwa game.
{Chisongzi, when Shennong was a rain master, served Shuiyu to teach Shennong, and he was able to join the group and burn himself.Often to the Kunlun Mountains, often stop in the Queen Mother's room, go up and down with the wind and rain.The girl of Emperor Yan pursues her, and all the immortals go away. }
(End of this chapter)
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