Simulator: Global Myths Come

Chapter 28
"What is not a human being..." Cao Zheng was puzzled, and forcibly moved his gaze to the top of his neck.

All creatures here have special ears on top of their heads, in different colors and shapes.

Cao Zheng originally thought it was a special card issued by Dai, but after careful observation, he really felt that it was too realistic.

Looking down along the slender waist, a small tail protrudes above the round buttocks, some are short and some are huge.

"Are their ears and tails real?" Cao Zheng asked, wiping his saliva.

"Of course." He pointed to his ear and said, "If Almighty is transformed, who will work here?"

Cao Zheng looked at Hin with a strange expression, he didn't remember seeing his tail, besides, Hin had five tails...

"Put away your impolite thoughts!" Hide slapped the menu on Cao Zheng's forehead, "Compared to them, I'm still a little bit better.

I kept my ears on, just reminding myself that I'm not human! "

"So, I'm the only one in this shop?" Cao Zheng finally knew why others were staring at him.

"How about we switch?" Hide reconfirmed.

"No, this is the only one. I want them to help me practice!" Cao Zheng said with his palms folded.

Hide shrugged and said, "You can do whatever you want, anyway, I don't come here often—"

"Master Yin, are you here again? Are you still the same?" A maid with a northeast accent came over and asked.

A ferocious smile froze on his face, and he kept winking at the maid.

"What's wrong with your eyes? Shall I show you?"

Cao Zheng couldn't hold back anymore, he patted the table and laughed, "Just take his usual set meal, two people."

"Okay." The maid wrote something casually in the small notebook in her hand, turned around and walked away with her buttocks twisted.

"Don't get me wrong, she talks like this to everyone, as if she's familiar with it." Hide was still speaking stiffly.

"Hahahaha, I believe you, you really don't come here often." Cao Zheng laughed even more presumptuously.

"Really, why don't we switch to another one." With a blushing face, she got up and planned to slip away.

"No, I want to see what set menu you usually have." Cao Zheng stood up and pressed him firmly on the seat.

Not long after, two petite and cute girls with twin ponytails came over, bouncing around and preparing to put two plates on the table.

Cao Zheng looked at the two cute little airports, which did not conform to his own aesthetics at all, not as good as the northeast accent just now.

"Change another batch."

"Ok?"

Little Lolita's hands froze in mid-air, her eye sockets turned red instantly, her nose twitched slightly, her trembling little mouth seemed to be brewing something.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's just you two." He gave Cao Zheng a hideous look, and tried to comfort the two little girls who were about to cry.

"Beasts..."

Cao Zheng shook his head, reluctantly accepted the hideous choice, and secretly decided to find time to come alone.

Looking left and right, I couldn't find the difference between the two little lolitas.

Cao Zheng waved his hand to the little loli who was closer to him, signaling her to put the omelet rice plate on the table.

"Well, there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree..."

The three uneducated people obviously didn't understand the meaning of Cao Zheng's words.

"Next, let's unleash the magical delicious magic for the master~" Little Lolita took the red bottle of ketchup and drew a smiley face crookedly on it.

Cao Zheng curled his lips secretly, always thinking that this was a useless process designed to save ketchup.While bored, he flipped through the menu curiously, and suddenly became interested in one of them.

"Hey, Hide, what is the [Intimate Feeding] item on the menu?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know." Hide said again blushing.

The little girl next to him looked at Cao Zheng expectantly. It seems that the commission for this project is okay?

All Cao Zheng could think of was feeding himself, there shouldn't be anything more bizarre... right?

"Then I'll try this project first." Cao Zheng pointed to the menu and said to Little Lolita.

"Okay, master~"

Sitting next to Cao Zheng, little Lolita picked up the spoon with a blushing face, and...

Then she stuffed the spoon into Cao Zheng's hand, closed her eyes with a blushing face, and opened her cherry mouth slightly.

Cao Zheng had already opened his mouth to wait for the omelet rice, but the moment the spoon was stuffed into his hand, he was confused too.

"Intimate feeding means... I feed her?" Cao Zheng turned his head to confirm with Jiong.

"Yeah, I thought you knew."

Cao Zheng took a deep breath, too lazy to take care of the intermittent amnesia patient.

Omurice is paid by the customer, intimate feeding is paid by the customer, and in turn, it is fed to the maid?Who is the consumer?

No wonder the child's eyes were shining just now, it turned out that he regarded himself as a good person.

In order not to lose face, Cao Zheng had no choice but to patiently feed all the omelet rice to the little loli, and he didn't eat a single bite like a wronged child.

Sometimes he really doesn't understand Two-dimensional.

This was followed by foursome playing some card games together.

When he was enjoying it, Cao Zheng felt like he was in prison, but he couldn't show it.

"Did I get tricked by the simulator again? Where's the promised white rabbit?" Cao Zheng's eyes slowly moved to the top of Little Lolita's head.

A pair of white vertical furry rabbit ears stood on the top of the head, shaking with the mood.

Really a literal white rabbit.

"Fucked again..."

Cao Zheng shook his head with a smile. The simulator's misleading this time is not outrageous, and it is much gentler than the first night after time travelling.

"Wait a minute?!" Cao Zheng suddenly remembered another detail.

——If the big white rabbit refers to this little loli, then [the attack of the big white rabbit] is also a literal meaning!

Real raid!Really hurt!
I should leave immediately!

In a daze, the little loli who was getting closer and closer beside her suddenly let out a piercing scream, lowered her head and groaned, and bit Cao Zheng's thigh.

"Fuck!" Cao Zheng howled in pain and pushed her head away.

With a change of expression, he dropped the cards and came over to check Cao Zheng's wound, and took advantage of the situation to lie between Little Lolita and Cao Zheng.

The surrounding maids also rushed over, surrounding the two of them with unfriendly faces.

The atmosphere in the entire maid hall has dropped to freezing point, and it seems that there will be an imminent battle.

"What's going on?" Hide asked in a low voice.

Cao Zheng shook his head and pointed to the tooth marks on the damaged part of the trousers, where the wound seemed to be still oozing blood.

This rabbit has really good teeth. If you react slowly, you may be bitten off a piece of meat.

He squinted his eyes to observe, and held his palms falsely so that he could draw out the bronze sword immediately.

Judging from the aura released by the monsters in the store, it is a group of miscellaneous fish here.Cao Zheng believed that with his own and hideous strength, he could easily kill them.

"Go back, what should you do!" The maid in Northeast dialect came out of the back kitchen, and gave priority to dispersing the shop assistants surrounded by the outermost circle.

When this woman appeared, Cao Zheng obviously felt the pressure, obviously he hadn't noticed it just now.

"Dabai, what did you do just now?" The maid stood in front of little Lolita and asked seriously.

"Sister Zhenzhen, he, he has a terrible smell!" Little Lolita pointed at Cao Zheng in horror.

All eyes fell on Cao Zheng again.

　I don't feel very suitable for writing Two-dimensional things...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 28
"What is not a human being..." Cao Zheng was puzzled, and forcibly moved his gaze to the top of his neck.

All creatures here have special ears on top of their heads, in different colors and shapes.

Cao Zheng originally thought it was a special card issued by Dai, but after careful observation, he really felt that it was too realistic.

Looking down along the slender waist, a small tail protrudes above the round buttocks, some are short and some are huge.

"Are their ears and tails real?" Cao Zheng asked, wiping his saliva.

"Of course." He pointed to his ear and said, "If Almighty is transformed, who will work here?"

Cao Zheng looked at Hin with a strange expression, he didn't remember seeing his tail, besides, Hin had five tails...

"Put away your impolite thoughts!" Hide slapped the menu on Cao Zheng's forehead, "Compared to them, I'm still a little bit better.

I kept my ears on, just reminding myself that I'm not human! "

"So, I'm the only one in this shop?" Cao Zheng finally knew why others were staring at him.

"How about we switch?" Hide reconfirmed.

"No, this is the only one. I want them to help me practice!" Cao Zheng said with his palms folded.

Hide shrugged and said, "You can do whatever you want, anyway, I don't come here often—"

"Master Yin, are you here again? Are you still the same?" A maid with a northeast accent came over and asked.

A ferocious smile froze on his face, and he kept winking at the maid.

"What's wrong with your eyes? Shall I show you?"

Cao Zheng couldn't hold back anymore, he patted the table and laughed, "Just take his usual set meal, two people."

"Okay." The maid wrote something casually in the small notebook in her hand, turned around and walked away with her buttocks twisted.

"Don't get me wrong, she talks like this to everyone, as if she's familiar with it." Hide was still speaking stiffly.

"Hahahaha, I believe you, you really don't come here often." Cao Zheng laughed even more presumptuously.

"Really, why don't we switch to another one." With a blushing face, she got up and planned to slip away.

"No, I want to see what set menu you usually have." Cao Zheng stood up and pressed him firmly on the seat.

Not long after, two petite and cute girls with twin ponytails came over, bouncing around and preparing to put two plates on the table.

Cao Zheng looked at the two cute little airports, which did not conform to his own aesthetics at all, not as good as the northeast accent just now.

"Change another batch."

"Ok?"

Little Lolita's hands froze in mid-air, her eye sockets turned red instantly, her nose twitched slightly, her trembling little mouth seemed to be brewing something.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's just you two." He gave Cao Zheng a hideous look, and tried to comfort the two little girls who were about to cry.

"Beasts..."

Cao Zheng shook his head, reluctantly accepted the hideous choice, and secretly decided to find time to come alone.

Looking left and right, I couldn't find the difference between the two little lolitas.

Cao Zheng waved his hand to the little loli who was closer to him, signaling her to put the omelet rice plate on the table.

"Well, there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree..."

The three uneducated people obviously didn't understand the meaning of Cao Zheng's words.

"Next, let's unleash the magical delicious magic for the master~" Little Lolita took the red bottle of ketchup and drew a smiley face crookedly on it.

Cao Zheng curled his lips secretly, always thinking that this was a useless process designed to save ketchup.While bored, he flipped through the menu curiously, and suddenly became interested in one of them.

"Hey, Hide, what is the [Intimate Feeding] item on the menu?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know." Hide said again blushing.

The little girl next to him looked at Cao Zheng expectantly. It seems that the commission for this project is okay?

All Cao Zheng could think of was feeding himself, there shouldn't be anything more bizarre... right?

"Then I'll try this project first." Cao Zheng pointed to the menu and said to Little Lolita.

"Okay, master~"

Sitting next to Cao Zheng, little Lolita picked up the spoon with a blushing face, and...

Then she stuffed the spoon into Cao Zheng's hand, closed her eyes with a blushing face, and opened her cherry mouth slightly.

Cao Zheng had already opened his mouth to wait for the omelet rice, but the moment the spoon was stuffed into his hand, he was confused too.

"Intimate feeding means... I feed her?" Cao Zheng turned his head to confirm with Jiong.

"Yeah, I thought you knew."

Cao Zheng took a deep breath, too lazy to take care of the intermittent amnesia patient.

Omurice is paid by the customer, intimate feeding is paid by the customer, and in turn, it is fed to the maid?Who is the consumer?

No wonder the child's eyes were shining just now, it turned out that he regarded himself as a good person.

In order not to lose face, Cao Zheng had no choice but to patiently feed all the omelet rice to the little loli, and he didn't eat a single bite like a wronged child.

Sometimes he really doesn't understand Two-dimensional.

This was followed by foursome playing some card games together.

When he was enjoying it, Cao Zheng felt like he was in prison, but he couldn't show it.

"Did I get tricked by the simulator again? Where's the promised white rabbit?" Cao Zheng's eyes slowly moved to the top of Little Lolita's head.

A pair of white vertical furry rabbit ears stood on the top of the head, shaking with the mood.

Really a literal white rabbit.

"Fucked again..."

Cao Zheng shook his head with a smile. The simulator's misleading this time is not outrageous, and it is much gentler than the first night after time travelling.

"Wait a minute?!" Cao Zheng suddenly remembered another detail.

——If the big white rabbit refers to this little loli, then [the attack of the big white rabbit] is also a literal meaning!

Real raid!Really hurt!
I should leave immediately!

In a daze, the little loli who was getting closer and closer beside her suddenly let out a piercing scream, lowered her head and groaned, and bit Cao Zheng's thigh.

"Fuck!" Cao Zheng howled in pain and pushed her head away.

With a change of expression, he dropped the cards and came over to check Cao Zheng's wound, and took advantage of the situation to lie between Little Lolita and Cao Zheng.

The surrounding maids also rushed over, surrounding the two of them with unfriendly faces.

The atmosphere in the entire maid hall has dropped to freezing point, and it seems that there will be an imminent battle.

"What's going on?" Hide asked in a low voice.

Cao Zheng shook his head and pointed to the tooth marks on the damaged part of the trousers, where the wound seemed to be still oozing blood.

This rabbit has really good teeth. If you react slowly, you may be bitten off a piece of meat.

He squinted his eyes to observe, and held his palms falsely so that he could draw out the bronze sword immediately.

Judging from the aura released by the monsters in the store, it is a group of miscellaneous fish here.Cao Zheng believed that with his own and hideous strength, he could easily kill them.

"Go back, what should you do!" The maid in Northeast dialect came out of the back kitchen, and gave priority to dispersing the shop assistants surrounded by the outermost circle.

When this woman appeared, Cao Zheng obviously felt the pressure, obviously he hadn't noticed it just now.

"Dabai, what did you do just now?" The maid stood in front of little Lolita and asked seriously.

"Sister Zhenzhen, he, he has a terrible smell!" Little Lolita pointed at Cao Zheng in horror.

All eyes fell on Cao Zheng again.

　I don't feel very suitable for writing Two-dimensional things...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)