Qiankun Storyteller

Chapter 216
"Is there something wrong with this monk?"

"That's right, what's the matter with you?"

"Did the green snake entangle you, or the white snake bit you, do you have to come to trouble someone else?"

"Xu Xian, don't listen to this stinky monk. He killed monsters until he was insane. If you don't have monsters, you have to find them!"

Everyone was angry, and Zi Yan, who was out of character, cursed angrily.

Su Wen smiled lightly: "Fa Hai said so, how can Xu Xian respond?

"I saw Xu Xian tilted his head and looked at Fa Hai with a puzzled face: "A thousand-year-old snake spirit, one white and one green? "

"Not bad!"

"It is the thousand-year snake spirit."

"Master was joking, my wife and I are the only ones in my house, and my wife's younger sister, Xiaoqing, where did you get the snake essence?"

"I'm talking about Mrs. Ni, one white and one green, both of them are snake spirits!"

Su Wen knocked on the folding fan, and said with a light smile, "Fa Hai cut straight to the point, went straight in, and exposed the identities of the green and white snakes to Xu Xian, but he didn't want to...

Xu Xian covered his mouth and smiled: "Master, you really know how to joke. My wife and the others are obviously human, so why are they snake spirits?"

Fahai looked indifferent, and replied: "They turned into human beings and confuse you with their beauty. Of course you can't see it with your naked eyes, so I came to rescue you and rescue you from those two snake monsters. Otherwise, Your life is not long!"

When Fahai said this, Xu Xian was also angry, put down his hoe and bamboo basket, and said solemnly: "Master, don't joke with me anymore, how can my wife and Xiaoqing be snake spirits? You know her..."

After finishing speaking, Su Wen smiled, and the accompaniment sounded again, singing again:
"My wife~ Bai Suzhen!"

"Thousands of charms~pretty beauty!"

"Benevolent eyebrows and kind eyes ~ kind-hearted!"

"Niannian Nanhai ~ Worship Guanyin!"

"The First Meeting on the Broken Bridge~"

"Swimming in the lake uses an umbrella to move the true feelings!"

"There is an alliance certificate on the Sansheng Stone~"

"Get married in Shuangcha Lane!"

"Enen and love, I and I are affectionate, and I and I are affectionate..."

"..."

The sound of the music was joyful and the faces were full of smiles, but everyone in the audience was speechless.

"Mr. Su, you..."

"Speak as you speak, what song do you sing?"

"Is Fa Hai stupid?"

"Every time you show off your wife like this, it's abominable!"

"What is this? If I want such a lady, I can sing it a hundred and eighty times a day!"

"Show off your wife in front of a monk, Xu Xian, you can do it!"

"I always feel that these two are not in the same painting..."

Seeing Su Wen singing so joyously, everyone was speechless and happy, and they started to make fun of each other.

After a while, Su Wen knocked on the folding fan, and then he broke off the libretto and continued:

"That's it, master, tell me, how can my wife be a snake spirit?"

"..."

"Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian, a little speechless and helpless, and could only say: "They turned into adults and approached you. You can't see it with your naked eyes. I have a string of Buddhist beads here, which are contaminated with my mana. Go back and hang it on the bedside, the snake spirit will definitely show its true colors, and then you will know whether what I said is true or not. "

"After all, Fa Hai took a string of white jade Buddha beads from his neck and handed them to Xu Xian."

"Ah this..."

Hearing this, everyone who had already sunk into the book turned pale with shock.

"No!"

"This monk is uneasy and kind!"

"Xu Xian, don't listen to him, go home quickly!"

"Husband and wife love each other, what's bothering you, do you have to come over and disturb?"

"Dead bald donkey, killing demons and killing madness, you will definitely fall into the devil's way in the future and turn into a demon monk!"

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation and cursed angrily.

Su Wen smiled and continued:

"Fa Hai sent the Buddhist beads to Xu Xian, but he didn't want Xu Xian to reply with a serious face..."

"Master, I met you by chance, how can I have such a precious thing?"

"I'm here to save your life, to expose the true face of that snake spirit..."

"Grandmaster!"

"You're saying that, I'm going to get angry, my wife is definitely not a snake spirit!"

Su Wen chuckled and said, "Although Xu Xian is a refined and easy-going doctor, Fa Hai's words made him very angry."

"Seeing that Xu Xian was angry, Fa Hai also frowned, and changed to a provocative method: "Since you insist that your wife is not a monster, then this string of Buddhist beads has nothing to do with you. Just treat it as a gift and take it back with you." Let's see how it goes, don't you have a guilty conscience? "

"Fahai's words were fierce, but I didn't want Xu Xian to look serious and say again..."

Between the words, Su Wen turned the folding fan around, and the sound of the left and right accompaniment reappeared.

"My family has a good wife, Bai Suzhen!"

"My wife is a lover!"

"She is kind by nature and will be loved by me. She has such a beautiful face and beautiful appearance, so tender!"

"She is gentle and affectionate and knows my heart. Could it be that there are gods and gods in the world?"

"God made beauty to meet, and we fell in love and got married~!"

"The mountain alliance and the sea oath are full of love, Xu Xian, how dare I have two hearts~?

"The mountain alliance and the sea oath are full of love, Xu Xian, how dare I have two hearts and two hearts...?"

Everyone: "..."

Fahai:"……"

Fa Hai: "It's not over, is it?"

Fahai: "Speak as you speak, what song do you sing?"

Fa Hai: "I really admire you, isn't it great to have a wife?"

Fahai: "You sing like this in front of me, a monk, are you ashamed?"

Fa Hai in the book did not say this, but everyone outside the book added such a heartfelt voice for him.

The scene was very joyous.

Su Wen also returned to the topic:

"So, tell me, how can I take your Buddhist beads back to test whether my wife is a snake demon?"

"Xu Xian clapped his hands together and said seriously: "Doesn't this mean that I don't trust my wife? "

"..."

"Xu Xian's words made Fa Hai silent for a while, and in the end he had no choice but to take back the beads, and said instead: "Since you don't want it, then I won't force it."

"But your lady is indeed a thousand-year-old snake spirit. If you don't believe me, tomorrow will be the day of the Dragon Boat Festival. The righteous yang energy is at its peak, and the evildoers are hard to resist. You just need to feed her three glasses of realgar wine, and she will definitely show her true colors and show her true colors." Mami, at that time, you will know whether what I said is true or not."

Su Wen knocked on the folding fan, and said in a deep voice, "Fa Hai can't make a plan, but if he makes another plan, how will Xu Xian deal with it?"

"I saw Xu Xian beaming and said: "Master, you don't know something, my wife..."

Between the words, the sound of the left and right accompaniment reappeared, and it was...

"Good news from heaven, come to Xumen!"

"Happiness is on the brow, smile is on the heart!"

"One is not a disaster, the other is not a disease!"

"I'm pregnant with the offspring of my Xu family, Gen, the offspring of Gen!"

"Where is the unicorn in the sky, the phoenix is ​​on her body..."

"I love both boys and girls, they are his parents...

"Be cautious from now on, be more careful in your behavior and actions!"

"After the pregnancy is full term, the whole family celebrates Yingjiaosheng, Yingjiaosheng..."

(End of this chapter)