A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1004: Framed! (Please subscribe!)

Hua Shier wanted to laugh when he saw Xu Damao, because he really couldn't forget what this guy looked like before.

When they heard the explosion, Hua Shier immediately rushed over with the security personnel. On the way, they met Yan Jiecheng who had come back to report the news. He told him that there had been an explosion in the toilet and that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao had been blown away.

When the other security officers heard this, they immediately took it seriously and wondered if the enemy was causing sabotage. Zhang Xuejun and his colleagues suggested going back to get their weapons before going back to the scene.

Hua Twelve directly denied it. If you said that the enemy destroyed machines, supplies or production materials, he would believe it. But you said that the enemy just blew up a toilet to cause sabotage. Are you trying to make us laugh to death?

When we arrived at the scene, we saw many workers gathered there, covering their noses, pointing and watching.

The security department members separated the crowd and saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu. Their pants only reached down to their knees and their underpants were blown away. They were lying on the ground unconscious, covered in filth and had signs of burns from the explosion.

Judging from the appearance, the explosion occurred when the person was using the toilet.

Looking again, I saw that the ceiling of the toilet had been blown off, and tarpaulin and a lot of broken bricks were scattered on the ground.

Hua Shier ordered his men to seal off the scene and disperse the workers.

The Security Department cordoned off the scene and the police station intervened immediately, conducting a joint investigation with the steel mill security department, and finally concluded that it was a methane explosion.

The investigation report showed that all the ventilation holes of the exploded toilet had been blocked with cement. In addition, the hot temperature in recent days caused the feces to ferment, causing the methane content in the toilet to exceed 5%, which caused an explosion when exposed to open flames.

There was no need to think about where the open flame came from. Just looking at the swollen half of Shazhu's face and the half-smoked cigarette in his mouth, you would know the answer.

After Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were given first aid in the infirmary, they were rushed to the hospital as quickly as possible. Fortunately, they were sent there in time and both of them survived.

Hua Shier waited outside the emergency room the whole time. If the doctor declared that he could not do anything, he would be ready to take over immediately and save the lives of the two.

Fortunately, neither of the two people's injuries were fatal, especially Xu Damao, who had already woken up at night. When the accompanying caregiver Lou Xiao'e saw that Xu Damao showed signs of waking up, she quickly notified Hua Twelve who was smoking outside.

When Hua Twelve came in, he saw Xu Damao's eyelids tremble, and then he opened them.

Xu Damao was confused at first, but when he saw the surroundings clearly and found that he was in the hospital, he asked in a trembling and dry voice:

"Am I in the hospital?"

Hua Twelve held back his laughter and nodded vigorously:

"When you and Shazhu were in the toilet, it exploded and you two jumped out. You two didn't even pull up your pants at the time. Everyone in the factory saw that scene."

  Xu Damao recalled what happened before and couldn't help but feel sad. Tears came down and he complained in a trembling voice:

"Twelve, that bastard Shazhu wants to die with me."

Hua Twelve took out the transcript: "Tell me, what happened? Now the case has alarmed the police, we must investigate it thoroughly!"

Lou Xiao'e came over and gave Xu Damao a glass of water to moisten his dry throat, and the latter then talked about what happened before.

  Sha Zhu went to Xu Damao to show off his "political achievements", and Xu Damao laughed at Sha Zhu:

"Stop talking nonsense. What political achievements can a toilet cleaner like you have?"

Sha Zhu glared and said, "There are 360 ​​professions and every profession has its top talent. How can cleaning toilets not make achievements? Come with me and see, so you can be envious. I will soon make achievements."

Xu Damao was curious, so he followed Sha Zhu to the toilet where the explosion occurred. Sha Zhu pulled Xu Damao to stand outside the toilet wall:

"Did you notice anything different?"

Xu Damao was confused: "Did you step on shit?"

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes in annoyance:

"You're the one who stepped in shit. You can't even notice it from your position. Don't you feel that when you walked by here before, it was stinking, but now there's no smell at all?"

Xu Damao felt that it was much better. "I can't say that there is no smell at all, but it is indeed much better. What does this have to do with you? Did you dig out the manure?"

"You are the one who is cleaning out the manure. This is my invention. This is the pilot site of my improved toilet. Look at the toilet wall. It used to be full of holes. How could there be no smell? Now I have blocked them all. There is no smell in the summer, and no drafts in the winter. It can keep you warm. This is all my credit, buddy!"

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu in surprise: "You still have this brain?"

"Who are you looking down on? Come on, I'll reserve the restroom for you today. I'll let you be the first person in the factory to experience the improved restroom. How about that, brother? That's very considerate of you, isn't it?"

Sha Zhu just wanted to show off in front of his old enemy, but Xu Damao was really attracted by the title of "No. 1 in the factory". He also wanted to show off, so he readily agreed.

Of course Xu Damao wasn't holding back on anything good. On the one hand he was curious, and on the other hand he planned to pick out a bunch of shortcomings to attack Sha Zhu after he went to the toilet.

As a result, as soon as I went in, I was shocked by the smell. I sealed the ventilation holes, so the stench outside was less, but it was all trapped in the toilet and couldn't come out. Especially since the temperature was high these two days, over 30 degrees Celsius. As soon as I went in, I almost died.

Xu Damao waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, it stinks in here!"

Sha Zhu had already dragged him in, so how could he let him go? He quickly tried to comfort him:

"Let's experience it first. I'll pay for lunch. What's the big deal? Once you're done squatting, I'll give you a cigarette. Just take a couple of puffs and you'll be fine!"

It was just a coincidence. Before, Xu Damao just wanted to defecate. After coming in, he was infected and influenced by the "atmosphere" in the toilet. His stomach felt achy. He gritted his teeth and was pulled down by Sha Zhu to squat.

  Sha Zhu took out two cigarettes and lit one for himself first. As soon as he lit the cigarette and took a puff, Xu Damao was surprised:

"Why are you still so angry?"

Then I saw the fire spurting out from Sha Zhu's mouth and nose, and it was three feet long. Then, endless flames came out from under the pit, and then it exploded in an instant.

Xu Damao's last memory was of him and Sha Zhu flying up into the sky like riding on clouds, with a wall full of feces underneath them.

At this moment, Xu Damao thought of a lot of things. He thought about the love-hate relationship between him and Sha Zhu since childhood, and the grievances and entanglements between the two during this period. Before he fell into a coma, he had an idea that Sha Zhu must have buried a bomb in the pit in advance, and wanted to kill himself together with Sha Zhu when he was pulled to the toilet.

  Xu Damao recalled this and gritted his teeth:

"Twelve, you were right about curiosity killing the cat. I was just obsessed and too curious. I was curious about what kind of merit a toilet cleaner could accomplish. As a result, I was led into the enemy's encirclement by him."

  Hua Shier almost laughed himself to death. These two talented people were born at the wrong time. If they were born 20 years later, their crosstalk and skits would have been popular all over the country.

Xu Damao said angrily: "I am so miserable, and you are still laughing."

Hua Twelve waved his hands repeatedly: "Sorry, normally I don't laugh unless I can't help it!"

  He immediately told Xu Damao the results of the investigation by the Security Department and the police station, and then told him:

"Although the final result is not out yet, I think that this matter is caused by that idiot Sha Zhu. He violated the regulations and blocked all the vents, so that the methane gas emitted by the feces could not be discharged due to the hot weather. You also lit a fire and smoked inside, which led to the accident. It's not that he wanted to die with you!" Xu Damao didn't know anything about methane. Nowadays, ordinary people have very little understanding of this. Hua Shier immediately gave him and Lou Xiao'e a popular science explanation. After listening, Lou Xiao'e didn't know what to say.

Xu Damao cursed angrily, "What a fucking idiot! How could I let him trick me? Oh, where's idiot? Did you catch him?"

  Hua Twelve shook his head:

"Shazhu is more seriously injured than you. His entire face is swollen and he has burns. Although his life is not in danger, he has not yet woken up!"

"The doctor was wondering why he was injured so badly. What you said confirmed it. It was because his smoking caused the explosion, and the ignition point was in his mouth, so his injuries were more serious!"

Both of them were lucky because there was land outside the toilet, so they didn't suffer serious injuries. If it was concrete, they would have fallen several meters down and would have been disabled if not dead.

Xu Damao felt much better when he heard that Sha Zhu was more seriously injured than him.

Three days later, Xu Damao was discharged from the hospital, but Sha Zhu was still in a coma. At the same time, the investigation results of the "Steel Mill Toilet Explosion Case" came out, confirming that the accident was caused by Sha Zhu's illegal operation and sealing of the toilet vents.

After completing the coordination procedures with the police station and returning to the yard, most of the neighbors gathered in the front yard, as if they were holding a general meeting of the entire yard.

Hua Twelve was a little surprised: "Is this a meeting of the entire institute?"

The third uncle smiled and waved his hands: "No, we are all waiting for you. Xu Damao was discharged from the hospital at noon. I heard that there will be a result today regarding Sha Zhu's matter? Aren't we all waiting for you to come back and hear the news?"

He Daqing looked worried. He wanted to ask, but was afraid of hearing some bad results.

Xu Damao asked directly, "Twelve, what do you do with that idiot Shazhu? Shoot him or feed him with peanuts?"

After saying that, he raised his chin and looked at everyone.

The others complained in their hearts, isn't this the same thing? It means Shazhu is dead, right?

He Daqing was so frightened: "Twelve, my Zhuzi doesn't really want to eat peanuts, does he?"

Hua Shier smiled and said, "Uncle He, don't listen to Xu Damao's threats. The toilet explosion has been basically figured out. It was caused by Sha Zhu's illegal operation. You don't have to eat peanuts, but you still have to bear some responsibilities."

He Daqing heaved a sigh of relief: "No need to shoot him, no need to shoot him"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly asked, "Twelve, what responsibility does Sha Zhu have to bear?"

"The explosion caused by illegal operation not only destroyed public property, but also injured people. Fortunately, Xu Damao was not seriously injured, otherwise he would have been sentenced to more than three years but less than seven years in prison. In the current situation, if your family can compensate for the factory's toilet, it would be a less serious case, but you would still be sentenced to less than three years in prison or detention."

He Daqing couldn't help but slap his thigh after hearing this: "Isn't that pillar finished?"

After hearing Hua Twelve's answer, Yi Zhonghai's hands trembled: "Is it so serious?"

  Hua Twelve nodded:

"Yes, this is the current situation. When Sha Zhu wakes up, we will question him. If there is any ulterior motive behind this, such as setting off an explosion to murder key factory officials, such as Director Li, or me, then he will be severely punished. We will also have to investigate whether there is someone behind Sha Zhu who is instructing him."

He actually just said this casually to scare the people in the courtyard and tell them to be quiet and not mess around, but he didn't expect that after he said this, the muscles on Yi Zhonghai's face began to twitch visibly.

Hua Twelve narrowed his eyes and said, "Master Yi, what's wrong with your face?"

Yi Zhonghai forced a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, it's an old problem!"

Hua Shier turned to He Daqing and said, "Uncle He, how is Shazhu doing? Is anyone looking after him? I haven't been to the hospital in the past two days. What did the doctor say?"

He Daqing sighed: "I just came back from the hospital and will go again later. The doctor said that he might have suffered a concussion, but he has recovered well recently. I don't understand what the neurological reaction is, but he is getting better anyway."

"The director who treated Zhuzi said that the brain is complicated and that current medicine cannot fully understand brain injuries. Zhuzi may not wake up for a month, or he may wake up tomorrow. He can't tell for sure!"

"By the way, Twelve, the doctor suggested that Zhuzi be discharged from the hospital and go home to recuperate. What do you think?"

Hua Twelve nodded: "It's okay to come back, it's more convenient to take care of him, but Uncle He, let me make it clear first, this case has not been completely concluded. When Sha Zhu wakes up, he has to cooperate with the investigation. Don't let him get away!"

Yi Zhonghai said quickly: "Daqing, bring Zhuzi back. Your sister-in-law is fine at home, so let her help take care of him!"

He Daqing was originally angry with Yi Zhonghai, but now that Sha Zhu was in trouble, he was able to stand up and help him share the burden. He immediately calmed down and nodded:

"Thank you very much!"

"We're family, why be polite!" Yi Zhonghai forced a smile.

After receiving the news, everyone dispersed. Hua Shier followed to Xu Damao's house and asked as soon as he entered the house:

"Do you feel that there is something wrong with Yi Zhonghai?"

  Xu Damao joined the security department and solved several cases. He also had some professional skills, such as observation. He nodded:

"It seems a bit too nervous!"

Hua Twelve hesitated for a moment and said, "You are recuperating at home these two days, so please pay more attention to the situation in the hospital!"

A few days later, Sha Zhu was taken back to the courtyard. An aunt helped take care of him during the day, and Qin Huairu sometimes also lent a hand.

Without Sha Zhu following them, He Daqing and Qin Huairu seemed to get closer. Hua Shier saw it once that when He Daqing gave Qin Huairu a lunch box, he directly grabbed her hand, and the widow Qin did not struggle to break free. Only when the two saw him coming did they separate in a hurry, looking guilty.

Hua Shier thought that He Daqing was much better at picking up girls than his son. Sha Zhu had been licking them for several years, but he probably had never touched one.

  That day, Hua Twelve went to his girlfriend's house for dinner and stayed at Huaxiazi's house until dark. As soon as he entered the courtyard, Yan Bugui reminded him:

"Twelve, go home quickly. Someone broke into your house and said they were the police."

Hua Twelve hurried back to the middle court. Just as he parked his car, the door of his house opened and several police officers came out. One of them asked directly:

"Hua Twelve, look at what this is?" He took out something that looked like a mechanical part.

Hua Twelve took a look and shook his head: "I don't recognize him. What do you want to do?"

The man smiled coldly: "You don't know him? But I found this from your home!"

Hua Twelve suddenly realized that he was framed!

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