A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1074: Blow up Zhu Ganglie with one punch! (Please order the whole thing!)

Gao Village in the world of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons is called Gaojia Village, located in the mountains in the southwest. Although it is called a village, there is only one family left. Merchants who know the details of the business would take a detour, while those who don't know the details would go there to stay the night and get supplies, but they would end up never to be seen again.

Under the guidance of Yan Chixia, Hua Shier entered the southwest mountains. He should have flown directly to the edge of the land on his sword, but considering that he might alert the enemy and scare Zhu Ganglie away, or make the enemy prepared, he simply walked into the mountains and prepared to attack the enemy by surprise.

In the distance, I could see a large flag erected between the mountains. The flag fluttered in the wind, and there were words embroidered on both sides. One side read "Gaojiazhuang Inn" and the other side read "Famous Roasted Pork".

Ning Caichen laughed when he saw the words:
"Master said that the one causing trouble in Gaojiazhuang was a pig demon, but why is it pretending to sell roasted pigs? Isn't this killing each other?"

Hua Twelve glanced at the flag in the distance and said calmly: "This pig is not that pig. You think he is a pig, but in his eyes, hehe, it is not certain who is the pig."

Yan Chixia nodded solemnly, and Ning Caichen seemed to be thinking about something.

At this moment, voices were heard on the other side of the mountain road, and then two Taoist priests, a man and a woman, turned out from the mountain road. The male Taoist priest was greasy and ugly, while the female Taoist priest was petite and beautiful. However, the male was unruly, while the female looked infatuated.

Female Taoist priest: "Brother, you are so handsome!"

Male Taoist: "Humph, don't mention the facts all the time. What if I can't help but become proud, or be mesmerized by my own beauty, it will mess up my Taoist mind. What if I fall in love with myself?"

"Oh, Senior Brother, you are so handsome, I can't look at you enough, I can't help it!"

"Junior sister, calm down!"

"How can I stay calm when I see your beautiful face?"

Listening to the conversation between the two and looking at the unsightly honor of the male Taoist priest, Yan Chixia's eyes widened in disbelief. Hua Twelve also shook his head repeatedly:

"How could you go blind at such a young age?"

Ning Caichen burst out laughing. Looking at the male and female Taoist priests who heard his laughter and looked over at him, he quickly said, "Sorry!" Then he covered his mouth and turned his head, continuing to shrug his shoulders. He really couldn't help it!

When the female Taoist saw Hua Twelve and Ning Caichen, her eyes were like flowers blooming. She left her senior brother and walked over:

"My two young men, what are your names? I am Yunlei, and I am proficient in Qimen Dunjia and Zhouyi divination. What I am best at is palm reading. How about I help you read your palms for free?"

As she spoke, a trickle of crystal liquid flowed from the corner of her mouth. When she felt it, she quickly rolled it with her tongue, making a swishing sound.

Hua Twelve was speechless. This girl was drooling at the sight of him and Ning Caichen. Even if you look like Tang Yixin, your pig-like appearance really ruins your image.

He directly pointed out the other party's intention: "This female Taoist priest, you want to read our palms, are you trying to take advantage of us?"

Taoist Yun Lei was startled, then she laughed out loud with a guilty look on her face: "How could that be, ahahaha, you really know how to joke!"

Her greasy and ugly senior brother stepped forward and asked curiously, "Junior sister, didn't we learn the inner alchemy from Master? When did you learn to read palms?"

Yunlei: It’s so embarrassing, you know?

Hua Shier naturally recognized these two people as the pair of brothers and sisters who were killed by Zhu Ganglie in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons". He was moved and asked:

"Excuse me, are you two exorcists?"

The male Taoist priest stood in front of the junior sister with a defensive look on his face, holding his head high and his chest puffed out:
"You have good vision. We are the two heroes of Xishan. I am Afeng, you can call me by my nickname Jiangbao, which means I am very powerful. This is my junior sister Yunlei, I wonder if you can give me any advice!"

When Hua Shier heard that the other party was an exorcist, he thought of his mission to "save the lives of exorcists as much as possible" and asked quickly:

"You two have to go to Gaojiazhuang ahead!"

The sauce-blasted A Feng snorted and said proudly word by word: "I won't sue you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his junior sister Yun Lei poked her head out from behind him with a look of surprise on her face:
"Yes, yes, we are going to Gaojiazhuang to eat roasted pig. You are not going to Gaojiazhuang as well, right? Then we are really destined to be together. Come on, give me your hand, I will help you check your marriage line. I think your love star is moving, and you will probably meet your ideal person today. What do you think we should name our daughter?"

Hua Twelve was so upset that he stopped pretending after just two sentences. He even started thinking about what to name the child, right?

The sauce-blasted A Feng turned around and said angrily: "Junior sister, didn't you say that you would be with me until death?"

Yun Lei looked at Hua Twelve with a crazy look on her face, and said to him: "Yeah, let's talk about it after we die. You are not in a hurry to die now."

Hua Shier had the urge to stretch out his fingers and crush these two guys to death, but he held back when he thought about the mission and kindly reminded them:

"You two, Gaojiazhuang is where the demon king Zhu Ganglie lives. It is extremely dangerous. You two should not go there lightly!"

Yunlei's face was full of smiles, like peach blossoms: "Are you feeling sorry for her?"

Hua Twelve: I will make your whole body hurt, believe it or not.

Jiangbao moved to the left to block Yunlei's sight. Yunlei pushed him away: "Oh, Brother, you're blocking me!"

Hua Twelve was too lazy to waste time with the two of them, so he said directly:
"You two, Gaojiazhuang is extremely dangerous. The man next to me is the famous and ruthless judge Yan Chixia, who is famous in the twenty-six provinces of Guandong, Guangxi, and Yan Daxia. This time we went to Gaojiazhuang to slay demons and monsters. To prevent accidents, you two should leave here quickly!"

When Jiangbao heard this, he quickly grabbed Yunlei's hand and said, "Junior sister, this place is too dangerous. Why don't we leave quickly and find a place to get married and have children?"

"Oh, you're gone. Who said I wanted to have a baby with you?"

Yun Lei glared at Jiang Bao fiercely, and then explained to Hua Twelve:
"Sir, don't listen to his nonsense. We who practice inner alchemy are not allowed to get married and have children. But if you are willing, I can return to secular life."

Jiang Bao was anxious: "Junior sister, if you don't come with me, I won't let you see my beautiful face!"

Yun Lei sneered: "Is it true or false? Then I really have to thank you, Senior Brother!"

Jiang Bao was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect his junior sister to change so quickly. He quickly changed the topic:

"I was just joking. How could I bear to make you sad?"

Yun Lei looked disgusted and said, "Turn away quickly, I'm already very sad just looking at you!"

The three onlookers looked at this junior sister who changed her mind so easily, and they were all frowning. Yan Chixia shook her head and sighed:
"Young people today are going downhill!"

After saying that, he looked at Hua Twelve and Ning Caichen again, and sighed again: "Beauty is a disaster!"

Hua Twelve: "."

Ning Caichen: “.”

Hua Twelve shook his head: "Anyway, you better leave quickly!"

After saying that, he called Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen to leave. Jiangbao also took the opportunity to pull his junior sister away. He had realized that if he stayed any longer, his junior sister would become someone else's good sister.

But Yun Lei didn't listen to Jiang Bao at all, and chased after him with a smile on her face. Jiang Bao had no choice but to quickly catch up. He was indignant and snorted coldly at Hua Twelve and the others:
"Gaojiazhuang's roasted pig is famous in the southwest. There are no monsters there. I think you are just exaggerating. I will go in first and show my courage and courage to my junior sister. I can't compare with pretty boys like you!"

When Hua Shier saw that the two men were determined to follow him, he sneered in his heart. Good words could not persuade a damned ghost, so he simply stopped trying to persuade him. He reminded them several times but they did not appreciate it. If he tried to persuade them again, he would be a loser. It was just a mission, and these two were not a big deal.

But he didn't want to care about it. The kind-hearted Yan Chixia showed some kindness. He saw that the pair of brothers and sisters were not very capable and would probably die if they went, or become a burden to them.

Yan Chixia directly introduced the situation of Gaojiazhuang to the two of them:
"You two, the owner of Gaojiazhuang is called Zhu Ganglie. He was originally a human, but he was born as ugly as a pig. He is a romantic man and is extremely infatuated with his wife. However, his wife despises his ugliness and has an affair with a handsome man."

He was just halfway through his words when Jiang Bao got angry and said, "Big Beard, are you going to click on me? Are you going to click on me?"

When Jiangbao was speaking, he looked at his junior sister angrily, then at Hua Shier and Ning Caichen, gritting his teeth, as if he saw the scene of his junior sister having sex with these two pretty boys after he married her.
Yunlei was shy and coquettish, pretending to be angry: "Hey, brother, what are you talking about? If I don't marry you, everything will be fine."

Jiang Bao almost vomited blood, so you didn't mention whether you could have sex with a woman at all, right? Hua Shier and Ning Caichen were speechless, they just felt that these two brothers and sisters were a weird pair!
Yan Chixia also shook his head and sighed, simply ignoring them and continued:

"Not only did Zhu Ganglie's wife have an affair with someone else, she also conspired with the adulterer to beat him to death. Zhu Ganglie turned his love into hatred, and his resentment into a demon. He turned into a pig demon, first slaughtered everyone in Gaojiazhuang, and then vowed to kill all the women in the world who loved handsome men."

Hua Twelve pointed at Yun Lei and said, "Don't even think about it. You are that kind of woman. Get as far away from her as possible. The goblin is going to kill you!"

Yunlei covered her chest and said, "I'm scared, will you protect me?"

Jiang Bao immediately puffed out his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, Junior Sister. My swordsmanship is invincible. I will protect you and let you know what a handsome and powerful man is!"

Yun Lei turned around and vomited: "Brother, I'm not angry with you, I just feel a little disgusted!"

Everyone: "."

The flag of Gaojiazhuang seemed not far away, but it took two hours to walk there. By the time we saw the flag, the sun was setting.

There are ruins everywhere in the valley.

Yan Chixia sighed: "These dilapidated and ruined houses are the original Gaojiazhuang."

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The flag of Gaojiazhuang was erected under a cliff. There was a huge gate on the cliff. It was thought that this was the lair of Zhu Ganglie.

When everyone reached the front of the door, Hua Shier was about to step forward when Jiang Bao rushed out to stop him:
"Wait, it's just a pig demon, leave it to me. I'll let you, pretty boy, know why my nickname is Jiangbao!"

He turned around, kicked open the gate of Gaojiazhuang, drew his sword and rushed in: "Zhu Ganglie, you pig demon, I will kill the demons and enforce justice on behalf of heaven!"

Yan Chixia raised his hand and called out, "Be careful!"

Bang~!

A pile of blood, flesh, bones and mud flew out from the gate of Gaojiazhuang. If everyone hadn't dodged quickly, they would have been splashed all over.

Look, in the blood mud, there is a broken sword, which is the one that Jiangbao just took.

Yun Lei couldn't believe it: "Master, Senior Brother?"

A strange laugh came from Gaojiazhuang: "Burst sauce? It's just like paste, bursting all over the floor!"

After he finished saying this, there was a roar of a wild beast, and then the door slammed shut automatically.

Hua Twelve rolled up his sleeves and said, "What else is there to say? Just kill him and that's it!"

He strode forward and threw a punch, but at this moment, a figure flashed out from the side:
"It's not nice to destroy other people's property!"

Hua Twelve stopped punching instantly. The strong wind from his fist made it impossible for the man to open his eyes, and his skin and flesh were deformed by the strong wind.

"Chen Xuanzang? Shouldn't you be washing dishes in the restaurant?"

The person who blocked him was Chen Xuanzang.

Hua Twelve had planned to get rid of this trouble before, but he didn't expect that this guy would come to Zhu Jing again.

Chen Xuanzang gets angry when he talks about this:

"What are you talking about, Brother Hua, you've killed me. You said you were going to the toilet and disappeared without a trace. My master and I had to wash dishes for others for several days. In the end, my master had to be pawned to continue working there, so I had the opportunity to come out and exorcise demons."

Hua Twelve was also quite speechless after hearing this: "If not, you should consider not being an exorcist anymore!"

At this moment, a voice behind me called out:
"Don't listen to him. He just wants you to quit so that he can collect the reward alone. The reward for Zhu Ganglie's head and official uniform is 150,000 taels of silver. If you kill Zhu Ganglie, you will never have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life."

Everyone turned around and saw a beautiful woman with loose hair and thick lips looking at Hua Twelve with a look that said, "I've seen through you a long time ago."

This woman was none other than Miss Duan, who had met Hua Twelve once.

Hua Twelve pointed at the woman and said to Chen Xuanzang angrily, "This is the woman who hit you last time!"

Miss Duan immediately looked embarrassed and guilty: "Who are you? Don't talk nonsense. I'm telling you, be careful or I'll sue you for defamation!"

As she spoke, she stepped forward, stepped on the bloody mud on the ground, and almost slipped, then said with disgust:

"What is this? Hey, it smells so bloody. Who is killing a pig at this door?"

Hua Shier was too lazy to pay attention to them. He turned around, pushed Chen Xuanzang away, and punched out again.

This time no one stopped them and the door shattered with a loud bang.

At the moment the door shattered, a cold light flashed, and a nine-toothed rake fell on his head.

Hua Twelve didn't dodge or evade, he took a step forward and kicked out.

It has to be said that Zhu Ganglie was much stronger than the fish demon. Feeling that he could not withstand the kick, he retracted his rake in mid-air and held it across his chest.

With a loud clang, the Nine-toothed Rake was bent by Hua Shier's kick, and Zhu Ganglie flew backwards like a cannonball.

With a loud bang, I didn't know what I hit inside, but I felt the whole mountain shaking.

Hua Twelve was slightly startled. Is this the Nine-toothed Rake? It's too good!

He remembered that the original text of Journey to the West said that the Nine-toothed Rake in Zhu Bajie's hand was also called the Baoqin Golden Rake, which was personally refined by the Jade Emperor. How could it be unable to withstand even his kick?

It seems that the magic weapons in this world are very watered down!
At this time, Miss Duan had already rushed into Gaojiazhuang and said, "The pig's head is mine, no one can snatch it from me!"

Hua Shier was not in a hurry and followed in. He knew that although Miss Duan was okay, she was no match for Zhu Ganglie. He had already decided on this pig and no one could snatch it from him.

Everyone followed in and heard Miss Duan shouting, "Oh no! The pig demon has escaped from the back mountain!"

I saw that the belly of the mountain had been transformed into a restaurant and inn. There was a big hole on the mountain wall inside. Light was visible and the back mountain could be seen. It was obvious that the pig monster must have escaped from here.

Ning Caichen didn't pay attention to the pig demon, but pointed to the oven at the innermost part: "Master, look over there."

I saw that what was being roasted in the oven was not a pig, but cooked humans, including men, women, young and old.

"Chase!"

Hua Shier took a step and caught up with him, passed through the cave and appeared in the back mountain. At a glance, he saw the huge wild boar spirit that had transformed into its original form and was running wildly in the mountain.

Thinking of the innocent people who were killed by Zhu Ganglie in the oven just now, he exerted force on his feet, used the super speed of his iron body, instantly crossed the void, appeared behind the wild boar monster, raised his fist and hit it.

With a bang, the wild boar had nowhere to hide and its body exploded, leaving only a pig head the size of a carriage. Under inertia, it rolled forward dozens of feet and broke several trees before it stopped.

Hua Twelve was about to step on the pig's head and crush it, but at this moment, a three-meter-long tiger with a hanging forehead jumped out from nowhere and blocked his way. Then someone said:

"Little brother, the pig head is mine!"

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