A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1076: Going west can be a way to seek Buddhist scriptures, or it can be a way to herd sheep! (Please order the full version!)

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Hua Twelve crippled the Five Elements Fist, broke the Heavenly Cripple Foot, and destroyed the Dantian of Young Master Shenxu. He saved them from their originally damned fate and waved his sleeves without taking away a single cloud:
"No need to thank me, just go away!"

"Beast! Beast!"

With all four limbs broken, Wu Xing Quan lay on the ground with his face touching the ground, cursing fiercely, "How the hell is he supposed to walk? Is he supposed to crawl?"

Tian Canjiao was still heartbroken: "My foot, he broke my foot, my foot."

Mr. Kongxu greeted:

"and many more!"

Hua Twelve turned around and looked at him. By this time, the four old onions that Mr. Kongxu had been looking for had already run away. His own Dantian was broken, and blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth. When he spoke, his breath was weak, but his eyes were extremely serious:
"I have kidney deficiency. No, I am called emptiness, not kidney deficiency."

"Depend on!"

Hua Shier gave him a middle finger. He was really convinced: "Haven't you ever heard of 'trying to cover up something only makes it more obvious'? If you don't feel guilty, what are you explaining?" He turned around and ignored him, but looked at Miss Duan who had a crazy look on her face.

He walked over and held out his hand: "Give it to me!"

Miss Duan said shyly, "What? My heart? It's already yours!"

Taoist Yunlei ran over angrily and accused Miss Duan of being immoral:

"Why are you like this? I just said he was so handsome, how could you come out and steal his favor?"

Miss Duan was originally gentle and shy when she was talking to Hua Twelve, but when she turned to Taoist Yunlei, her expression immediately changed. She put her hands on her hips and raised her head, looking like a female man:
"Hey, you better understand, I've already had my eyes on him, what do you mean by cutting him off? Don't think I didn't see it. It's true that you looked at my man like a nympho just now, but you stole a glance at that scholar and pretty boy four times, and at that stinky beggar three times. You're fickle, don't you understand?"

When she called him a stinky beggar, she was pointing at Chen Xuanzang.

Chen Xuanzang had just been thrown down by Miss Duan and now he came over in a somewhat embarrassed manner and explained:

"Although I dress like a beggar, I am actually an exorcist!"

"Go away, you demon!" Miss Duan didn't even look at him, she raised her hand and punched him. Chen Xuanzang covered his nose and squatted down in pain:

"Don't hit someone in the face, I tell you!"

Yunlei felt ashamed to face people after her lovelorn nature was exposed, so she hid behind someone with her face covered.

Miss Duan snorted complacently, then turned to look at Hua Twelve and became gentle again:
"Hero, do you want to go have a drink somewhere?"

Hua Twelve felt a chill: "What are you doing?"

He didn't understand how this big-mouthed beauty had changed so much in the blink of an eye!

"Oh, that's annoying!"

Miss Duan spoke in a Southeast Asian island accent and nudged Hua Twelve with her shoulder:

"You just saved me. I have no way to repay you, so I'll just give you my body. So what do you want from me?"

Hua Twelve did not expect the plot to develop like this, but Miss Duan's change was just what he wanted, and he immediately said:
"I want that gold bracelet. Now is the perfect time. You can give it to me as a token of your love!"

Miss Duan's abilities are average, and 90% of her abilities are in that gold bracelet. Hua Shier feels that if he takes this thing, Miss Duan will no longer chase Chen Xuanzang, and she will not seek death in front of Sun Wukong. Isn't this saving another person?

"You want this Wuding Flying Ring? Okay, if you had told me earlier, I would have given it to you earlier!"

To Hua Twelve's surprise, Miss Duan showed no reluctance at all. She took off the gold bracelet from her wrist and put it directly into his hand.

However, as they got closer, the gold bracelet quickly shrank and finally turned into a ring, which Miss Duan quickly put on Hua Twelve's ring finger.

"Yes, we have a deal. This is the token of our love. Wear this ring and you will be mine. If anyone bullies you in the future, tell them my name!"

Miss Duan patted her chest and spoke with great passion.

As soon as he finished speaking, Hua Twelve pressed her head and pushed it away: "Move aside, don't block me from looking at the pig's head!"

Miss Duan's smile froze: "Hey, what do you mean, you took my token of love and you're going to put on your pants and deny it, right?"

Hua Twelve ignored her and looked at the pig head with a suspicious look: "Why do I feel like there's something wrong with this pig head?"

Miss Duan was confused. "What's wrong? Hey, this pig has nice double eyelids!"

Yan Chixia came over and asked, "What do you feel is wrong, fellow Daoist?"

Hua Shier shook his head and looked over with the eyes of Erlang Shen. Under the effect of "breaking delusion", there was nothing abnormal about the pig-head.

But to be on the safe side, he still took a step forward and stepped forward:
"Then we can solve this problem once and for all, so that this pig demon won't have any magical powers and will not be able to revive again!"

He took a step forward, and the 'spiritual treasure innate sword energy' in his body burst out. Before his foot even touched the ground, the huge pig head had already separated its flesh and bones, then shattered layer by layer, and finally turned into blood, flesh, and bone mud.

boom!
When the foot landed, there was a big hole on the ground, filled with blood, flesh, bones and mud of a pig's head.

At this moment, a ball of silver light burst out from the blood, flesh, bones and mud. It grew faster as it met the wind and turned into a nine-toothed rake, sweeping towards Hua Twelve's head.

Miss Duan quickly shouted, "Be careful!"

Yan Chixia was just about to release his flying sword to rescue, when he saw Hua Shier reach out and grab the Nine-toothed Hammer.

After being caught, the Nine-toothed Rake actually struggled desperately and even made pig-squealing sounds.

But no matter how the weapon struggled, it could not escape Hua Twelve's control. Even his palm holding the rake did not move at all.

"I knew it. This pig demon is so much more powerful than the fish demon. How could it not have a spirit? It turns out that it is attached to the weapon!"

As Hua Shier spoke, he took out the magic weapon 'Green Mirage Bottle' that he got in the Shushan world. With a thought, he released a ray of clear light, which rolled up the Nine-toothed Rake. When he took it out again, the pig demon's soul in the Nine-toothed Rake had been separated and trapped in the 'Green Mirage Bottle'.

After waiting for thirty to five quarters of an hour, the pig demon's soul will be completely killed!

Yan Chixia also saw the trick and said, "I didn't expect this pig demon to be so treacherous. Daoist friend, have you dealt with the weapon now?"

Hua Shier said that there was no problem and discussed with Yan Chixia to spend the night in Gaojiazhuang. There happened to be many people who died unjustly there, and Yan Chixia, with his chivalrous heart, planned to help those wronged souls to be reincarnated.

In Gaojiazhuang, many innocent passers-by were roasted as pigs by Zhu Ganglie. Yan Chixia, with the help of Ning Caichen, Yun Lei and Chen Xuanzang, took the bodies down and buried them, and performed rituals to pray for their souls to be reborn.

Hua Shier collected the three exorcists into the Qiankun Yufeng Fan, then flew to the nearest town on his sword and settled them down. This was to prevent them from dying at the hands of Sun Wukong but then dying in the mouths of wild beasts in the mountains. Wouldn't his mission have been in vain.

It was less than three o'clock in the morning when they returned to Gaojiazhuang. As soon as they landed, Miss Duan ran over and took his arm:

"Why did you take so long? You scared me to death. I thought you wouldn't come back!" Hua Twelve said angrily, "Straighten your tongue before you speak!"

Miss Duan hugged his arm, shook her head and laughed: "Okay, now people know about it. I'm telling you, your confidante has changed her mind."

After entering Gaojiazhuang, Hua Shier knew what she was talking about. He saw Yun Lei had already put her arm around Ning Caichen's arm in a posture similar to the one Miss Duan was holding him in now, with a look of shyness and admiration on her face.

Apparently, Yun Lei had captured Ning Caichen while he was away.

As soon as they came in, the two women looked at each other, like a needle against a wheat spike, and then spat at the same time:
"Bah, how shameless!"

Hua Shier and Ning Caichen looked at each other with bitter smiles on their faces.

Yan Chixia, who had finished the ritual and was meditating, also saw this scene. He just shook his head but didn't say anything.

Hua Twelve sat next to Yan Chixia and said with a smile: "Your apprentice, you don't even care about it?"

Yan Chixia said indifferently:
"How can I control it? That kid is doomed to romance. If there's no female ghost, there's still a female Taoist priest. If there's no female Taoist priest, maybe he'll become a female demon. Anyway, my sect doesn't prohibit women, so a female Taoist priest is fine. She's much better than a female ghost or a female demon!"

Hua Shier thought about it and realized that what others said was true. Ning Caichen had such a strong appetite for both raw and cold food. Although he helped him block the romantic opportunity this time, he might not be able to keep the romantic partner next time.

Yan Chixia turned around and asked Hua Twelve, "Now that the pig demon has been eliminated, I wonder when you will go there to meet the demon king?"

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He wanted to break the cycle of reincarnation and couldn't wait any longer.

Hua Twelve hesitated for a moment and said, "I thought about it before and felt that this trip is extremely dangerous. You should not participate. I will trouble you to show me the way later. I will go there alone. If that matter is really related to the demon king, believe me, I will help you deal with it!"

Yan Chixia immediately said anxiously: "How can this be possible!"

"Why is it not working? Don't you believe in my strength?"

Hua Shier felt that Yan Chixia was also an exorcist. If the other party was safe and sound by the end of the mission, he might be able to extract an acquired spiritual treasure like the Xuan-Yuan Sword from him.

So I still don’t plan to let him take the risk!

The bearded man was speechless when asked. He had seen Hua Twelve's strength. Even a strong man like Zhu Ganglie was defeated by him with one move. The three exorcists were as weak as chicks in front of him.

But he was unwilling to let Yan Chixia leave just like that, so the two of them finally agreed that Hua Shier would go into the Five Elements Mountain by himself, and Yan Chixia would take care of him outside the mountain.

If Hua Twelve were to conflict with the demon king and be defeated, he would send out a signal and Yan Chixia would rush to help immediately!

Hua Twelve thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but don't act on your own before I send out the signal!"

Seeing that he agreed, the bearded man nodded repeatedly: "Okay, but whether the demon king is the key to my case or not, you must give me an explanation afterwards!"

Miss Duan sat quietly beside Hua Twelve, listening to the two of them talking, her big eyes darting around, and no one knew what she was thinking.

The next morning, everyone was about to separate. Chen Xuanzang said that he wanted to go back to find his master who was washing dishes in a restaurant to pay off his debts, to see if there were other exorcism tasks to do, so that he could get some of the court reward as soon as possible and redeem his master.

Hua Twelve's eyes turned: "Brother, you can leave later, we can just go out of the mountain together!"

Chen Xuanzang looked alert:
"What do you want to do? Last time you called me brother and said you would buy me a drink, but you ran away without paying. My master is still washing dishes for me now. Now you call me brother again. I really have no money!"

Hua Twelve smiled and said, "It's just over 200 taels of silver. A group of Hu merchants in the market outside the mountain still owe me several hundred taels. I will go to collect the debt in a while. You can go with me. After you get the silver, you can take it back to redeem your master!"

Yan Chixia looked puzzled, wondering how they had met these Hu merchants while flying all the way here on swords.

Half a day later, in the market town outside the mountain, this place was originally a village. Because it was located on the east-west road, many merchants traveling on the road transited here, and gradually a market was formed.

Hua Shier led everyone directly to a stall selling horses and other livestock. The owner of the stall was a Hu merchant with his head wrapped in cloth.

He talked a lot to the Hu man in a language that no one else could understand.

As he spoke, he turned around and pointed at Chen Xuanzang, who thought he was explaining to the other party that he needed money, so he grinned, revealing a kind smile with eight white teeth.

The Hu man looked at Chen Xuanzang and shook his head. Hua Twelve said something again. The other party pondered for a moment before nodding and began to count the money.

Yan Chixia whispered to Miss Duan: "Why do I feel like something is not right?"

Miss Duan whispered, "I feel like my man is setting a trap for that idiot!"

Yan Chixia widened his eyes: "No way?"

Miss Duan: "Shh, keep your voice down, don't ruin my man's business!"

Hua Twelve turned around and waved to Chen Xuanzang with a smile. After Chen Xuanzang passed by, he smiled and said:
"They owe me two hundred and fifty taels of silver. Give me ten taels first, and you can go with them to get the rest later. Got it?"

When Chen Xuanzang heard that things were going so smoothly, he immediately smiled and said, "I see, I see, Brother Taoist, you are really kind. I misunderstood you last time!"

"That's right. Last time I had diarrhea, I stayed in the toilet for a while longer. Who knew I would get lost on my way back, and we missed each other. But don't worry, since it's my fault, I will take full responsibility!"

While he was trying to deceive people, a foreign merchant handed over a silver bag filled with small change. Hua Twelve signaled Chen Xuanzang:

"Brother, help me count, do you have ten taels of silver?"

Chen Xuanzang quickly took it, counted it, and handed it to Hua Twelve: "No more, no less!"

Hua Twelve took the purse and put it on his waist:
"That's fine. I'll take the ten taels of silver. I'll take the bearded man and the others over there to take a look. You stay here and wait until the barbarians close their stalls and then go get the money. Don't forget, it's two hundred and forty taels of silver. Not a tael less, okay?"

Chen Xuanzang thought that he could rescue his master when he turned around, and his face was immediately filled with joy. He patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Brother Taoist, there will be no shortage of people!"

Hua Twelve patted him on the shoulder and handed him something written in the Hu language:

"Oh, this is the IOU that these barbarians left with me. If you put your fingerprint here, it means I am transferring the account to you. I will give this to the barbarian, and he will give you the money tonight!"

After tricking this fool into pressing his fingerprints, Hua Shier greeted Miss Duan with a smile, and Yan Chixia and others left quickly.

After walking a distance away, Hua Twelve urged in a low voice: "Hurry up and don't look back!"

Just after taking a few steps, I heard Chen Xuanzang shouting from behind: "Brother Taoist priest."

Hua Twelve showed a formal smile and looked back. Chen Xuanzang waved his hands vigorously with gratitude:

"thank you!"

At night, Chen Xuanzang finally waited until the Hu people closed their stalls and asked hurriedly: "Should we go get the money? It's almost dark."

Before he could finish his words, someone strangled him with a rope like a lasso for an animal, tied him up, and threw him onto a horse.

Dozens of miles away, Hua Shier and Yan Chixia were roasting chickens over a campfire. He looked in the direction of the market and whispered to himself:
"I'll sell you to Arabia to herd sheep, and see how you get to Wuzhi Mountain!"

Without the two uncertain factors of Chen Xuanzang and "The Great Sun Tathagata Sutra", Hua Twelve felt that it would be much safer to go to the Five Elements Mountain!
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