A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 263 Clerics Convince People with Virtue! (Seek full order)
PS: I don’t divide chapters into chapters today, so I’ll post them together.

When Hua Twelve saw Chef Fan, oh no, it was Father Fan's funny appearance, he couldn't help laughing, waved his hands and said, "Okay, I'm just kidding with you!"

"Really? Let me tell you, I can't help being scared"

The fat priest got up from the ground and took two steps forward. When he saw Hua Twelve's attire, he was startled again:
"It's Taijun, look at you, you scared me so much that I almost peed my pants!"

Hua Twelfth knew that Lao Fan was a good person, and he planned to settle in this church, so he couldn't always hide it. He tore off Ren Danhu immediately, and with a shake of his body, his body returned to its original appearance amidst the crackling of bones.

This change almost made Lao Fan fall backward in fright. If he hadn't had a firm belief in Brother Su and knew that this was a church, he would have shouted 'Damn it' and ran away.

He tremblingly asked tentatively, "You, what is this?"

Hua Twelve laughed and said, "Bone Shrinking Skill, as a Huaxia person, don't tell me you haven't heard of Pingshu, isn't it all very detailed!"

After he finished speaking, he asked back, "What's the name of the priest?"

The fat priest heard question marks in his eyes when he heard the bone shrinking technique, and he heard the other party ask his surname, so he couldn't help laughing and said:
"My surname is Fan. You can just call me Father Fan."

"By the way, I call you brother, not me, Lao Fan, who joined the church in order to climb high. In front of the Lord, everyone is brothers and sisters. This brother, didn't you say you want to confess, then let's start! "

Hua Twelve didn't expect the fat priest's surname to be Fan. Hearing his confession, he immediately nodded and said with a smile:
"Okay, then talk about ten yuan!"

Father Fan didn't understand what he meant either. Seeing Hua Twelve nodded, he opened the door on one side of the confession room and asked him to sit in. Then he sat in the compartment on the other side of the confession room and closed the door Smiling towards the baffle and said:
"Brother, hurry up and chat if you have anything to do. I, as a priest, now represent the Lord to listen to your sins. If you promise to make up your mind, the Lord can forgive your sins!"

Hua Twelve lit a cigarette, leaned comfortably against the wooden wall of the confession room, and said in the same Northeast dialect:

"Me, that crime is too great. In our Northeast dialect, that old nose is a crime!"

Lao Fan's heart tightened, and he said with a smile: "I didn't expect that brother, you are still a big job, so tell me, how big is your crime?"

After he finished speaking, he suddenly sniffed his nose: "Where is the smell of smoke coming from? Oh, it's not on fire."

Lao Fan got up and was about to go out, Hua Twelve shouted through the baffle: "Calm down, there's no fire, I'm smoking here!"

Father Fan was a little overwhelmed: "Oh, how can you smoke in a sacred place like a church?"

Hua Twelve asked a question indifferently: "Father, may I smoke during confession?"

Father Fan immediately said: "Of course not, you are disrespecting the Lord!"

Hua Twelve asked again: "Then when I smoke, can I make a confession?"

Father Fan subconsciously said, "Of course, you can repent of your sins at any time, even when you smoke, it proves that you really repent!"

Hua Twelve nodded: "Okay, then sit down, I'm the one who never forgets to repent when I smoke, and sincerely repents!"

"Oh"

After Father Fan sat down, he couldn't turn the corner: "Why do I feel that something is wrong?"

A cigarette was passed through the gap in the baffle: "Father, why don't you also have one, with a filter tip, I think he must be a good priest if he never forgets to confess for the believers while smoking!"

Lao Fan finally came to his senses, he was amused, reached out to take the cigarette, and sighed:

"Oh, I also smoked at the beginning, and I was scolded by the Russian priest like a grandson. Why didn't I meet you so long ago? You have a deep understanding of this teaching!"

After finishing speaking, he dug out a box of matches from his pocket, and started puffing away together with Hua Twelve. After taking a sip happily, he said:

"Tell me, what crime is there? It is within the scope of my authority. I will try my best to represent my lord and forgive your sin!"

Hua Twelfth started talking nonsense: "Didn't someone say that money is the root of all evils? Me, it's just that there are too many evils. I just want to spend all the evils, but I can't spend all the money every day. Ah, you say."

As he spoke, he tapped the baffle with his finger: "Father Fan, is there any way you can help me alleviate my crime?"

After Hua Twelve finished speaking, he added: "By the way, Father Fan, what did you eat this morning?"

"pimple soup!"

Father Fan casually mentioned his breakfast, and then remembered that he hadn't eaten meat for several years, so he couldn't help but feel sad. Can't help swallowing saliva.

Lao Fan can also see now that the person on the opposite side just came to talk to him, and when he is idle, he is also idle, so he just made fun of him:
"As a clergyman, I have a heart to purify sins. Otherwise, you can see if this is possible. I will help you spend together. I can also help you share some of the big fish and meat. Let's work together and see Can you purify all your sins!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the confession room on his side was opened, and Hua Twelve was outside the door. It turned out that this guy went out from the opposite side at some point, and ran to him and said with a smile:
"Then it's a deal, I'll live with you from now on, you help me spend together!"

As he said, he threw a handful of counterfeit Manchurian banknotes that had been exchanged in advance: "Please go and buy some pork ribs, so we can have something good tonight!"

When Father Fan saw so much money, he was stunned for a while: "I thought you were joking with me, so you're not kidding me!"

Hua Twelfth laughed straight: "Do I look like such a leisurely person? By the way, your priest's robe is not bad. Get me one later. I think your profession is very sacred, so I decided to join the Lord's arms. I will follow you in the future." You messed up!"

Father Fan said with some embarrassment: "Brother, we are a formal church here, and the clergy are all strictly selected."

Hua Twelve casually threw another stack of banknotes over: "Is it formal? Is it strict?"

Father Fan had a black line: "Brother, I didn't mean that."

Hua Twelve took out another thick stack, threw it over, and asked, "Is it enough, is it enough, not enough, what about this time, what about now?"

Half an hour later, Hua Twelve changed into a priest's robe and put on a cross.

Father Fan is the parish priest of the Catholic Church, while Hua Shier has become the parish priest of this church.

That night, Father Fan sneaked back with a pound of pork ribs, locked the doors and windows of the church, and went to the kitchen to cook in a big pot, put some potatoes and eggplants in, and made a pot of sorghum rice.

While waiting to eat, I scooped up the pork ribs and broth with a spoon and poured it over the sorghum rice.

Hua Shishi asked while eating: "It's just pork ribs, why do I feel like you are a thief?"

Lao Fan looked at Hua Twelve in surprise, and then asked:

"You are not from Manchuria, are you? The people of Manchuria, except for Japanese people, are not allowed to eat fine grains such as rice and noodles, and they are not allowed to eat meat. Otherwise, they will be economic criminals. If they are minor, they will be imprisoned or if they are severe, they will be shot!"

"Just these spare ribs, I asked a religious Japanese citizen to help buy them. You have to be careful in the future, don't let the Japanese know that we have eaten meat!"

Only then did Hua Twelve realize that there was such a thing to say, and scolded: "The little devil is really inhuman!"

"Grandpa, please keep your voice down!"

When Lao Fan heard that Hua Shier called the Japanese people devils, his expression changed with fright, and he told him not to scold in the future, and he could only scold in his heart, otherwise it would be a disaster if people listened to it.

There are quite a lot of rooms in this church. I heard from Lao Fan that the Russian priests used to live there. When the devils called, those Russian priests either ran away or were killed. Now they are all empty. After dinner, Hua Twelve himself I picked a room that was fairly clean and lived in it.

The next morning, Hua Twelve was boxing and exercising in the yard behind the church. Lao Fan came over and said:
"Black, it's really too dark!"

Hua Twelve hurriedly asked what happened, and Lao Fan took out a steel coin:
"Just the day before yesterday, a Liu Mang pretended to save the Congress, put a cigarette rod into a gun and put me on the back of the waist. He robbed dozens of dollars and half a bag of sorghum rice. After I called the police, he was arrested, and he died today. Bring me back a steel coin, tell me, did they embezzle all the money?"

Hua Twelve was taken aback when he heard this. Isn't this what he was talking about at the beginning of the plot of the "Golden Robbery", when Lei Datou played Xiao Dongbei, pretending to save the Congress and robbing Father Fan.

When he saw the city and Lao Fan yesterday, he knew he had encountered the plot of the movie 'Golden Robbery'.

The movie "Gold Robbery" mainly talks about that the little devil wants to use eight tons of gold to buy arms from the Italian government. One of the underground workers was killed by devils and the other was arrested.

During this period, Xiao Dongbei was imprisoned for stealing Father Fan's money. Under the deliberate arrangement of the arrested comrades in the National Salvation Association, Xiao Dongbei successfully brought the news out without Xiao Dongbei's knowledge.

The plot revolves around the eight tons of gold.

The movie started as a comedy, but the ending was a tragedy. Although the little devil was successfully prevented from buying arms, the comrades who saved the country were all sacrificed because of Xiao Dongbei's recklessness.

Because of a series of incidents, Xiaobei finally turned from a gangster into an anti-Japanese warrior.

Looking at the angry old Fan at this time, Hua Twelve felt a little pity.

He also thought about going to a nearby movie theater today to see if he could save the two members of the National Salvation Council who were meeting in the movie theater, but it seemed too late now.

He remembered that in the movie, Xiao Dongbei seemed to have been in prison for two days. Lao Fan said that the other party was arrested the day before yesterday, so that was not counted as the day of arrest. Today should be the day Xiao Dongbei was released after serving his sentence.

Hua Twelve decided to go to the gate of the prison, asked Lao Fan where the prison was located, said hello, and left the church wearing the priest's robe.

Those people from the National Salvation Association will definitely go back to Xiao Dongbei to get clues.

Hua Shier's plan is to find the National Salvation Council through the Xiaodongbei line, and then discuss cooperation with the other party.

The National Salvation Council wants to stop the devils from buying arms, and he needs the eight tons of gold to expand his storage space. The two parties have no conflicting goals at all, and they can work together.

In fact, as long as Hua Shier has accurate information about Jin, he can do it himself. The key point is that he doesn't want to see so many anti-Japanese fighters die in vain, and he really intends to help them.

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After Xiaobei was released from prison, he walked home in high spirits, wearing a brand-new suit he got from the prison.

He was still beautiful while walking, and smiled and muttered: "What is a talent? Others squatted in the hall, and they were beaten first. We squatted in the hall, mixed with a new suit, this windbreaker, these trousers, these leather shoes , sell it later, why can’t you drink the pimple soup for several days!”

Walking through the streets and alleys, I finally reached the alley of the rented place. As soon as I entered the alley, I was pushed against the wall by two men from behind.

Xiaodongbei quickly turned around and shouted, "Don't do anything, I tell you, this is our land!"

Among the two in front of him, the burly one directly pulled out a shining dagger:

"I dare to go to your kang, do you know? Don't make noise, if you keep making noise, you will be killed!"

Xiao Dongbei didn't dare to move immediately, and his legs trembled a little.

The other one, who was thinner, came over and patted his face: "Tell you, my elder brother often kills people!"

Xiaodongbei hurriedly said: "Hello, big brother, I'm from Taiyuan!"

Proper homophonic stalk.

Although Hua Twelve had seen this scene in a movie long ago, he still couldn't help laughing. He followed these guys along the way without being spotted, and his smile was immediately revealed.

Under the surprised eyes of the three, Hua Twelve, who was wearing a priest's robe, came out from the corner.

The member of the National Salvation Council with the knife gestured with the dagger: "We are robbing, and we will preach for a while!"

Xiaodongbei's eyes widened: "Oh, it's you gangsters who got me arrested, big brother, you rob him, these gangsters cheat food and drink, they're already rich!"

Hua Twelve opened his mouth to greet the other party: "Ami, um, that Wuliang."

Halfway through speaking, I was stunned, how should the priest pronounce the slogan when he said hello.

He simply drew a cross on his chest: "Then bless you, these two heroes, you wait for a while, I'll get something!"

He walked over and asked Xiao Dongbei in front of the two members of the National Salvation Council, "Did you snatch the longevity lock of a homeless girl two days ago?"

"No, it's impossible, I didn't do it!"

Xiao Dongbei's three consecutive nos show that he is a good citizen.

Hua Twelve nodded: "Our clergy are all convinced by virtue, since you don't say it."

He just hit the target with a provocative foot, and Xiao Dongbei immediately turned into a Wudang disciple, covering important parts with his hands, bending over in pain.

Hua Twelve raised his two fingers and poked upwards, hitting both eye sockets. If he hadn't been merciful, he would have turned Xiao Dongbei into Ke Zhen'e.

Seeing Hua Twelve pull out a long life lock from Xiao Dongbei, who was rolling all over the ground with Wudang in one hand and covering his eyes with the other, the two people who saved the country were dumbfounded. This is how to convince people with virtue what.

Hua Twelve turned to the two comrades who saved the National Assembly, and they were so frightened that they covered their hands and retreated a few steps. He smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm done, you continue!"

　Thank you: 08a, Ling Ran Shanya, Menqian Dahai brothers for their rewards, thanks for the support of brothers who cost 200 yuan for a pack of spicy strips, thanks to the brothers who voted monthly and recommended tickets, and thanks to the brothers who read books and collected them, thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)