A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 352 Funny Comparing Master and Apprentice! (Seek full order)
Mayehhu Village!
When Hua Twelve heard this name, he looked strange. Is there such a place on Hong Kong Island?

You must know that when he was in the mission world, he lived or settled in Hong Kong Island in more than one world. He basically traveled all over Hong Kong Island. It's the first time I've heard of it.

Hua Twelve shook his head, it seemed that he was really ignorant.

Now that he had a clue, Hua Shier didn't wait any longer. He took a ticket with a gun and went to the Peninsula Hotel to pick up Cheng Huaixiu and Ma Chunhua, and then went directly to this remote village at the northernmost tip of the New Territories, bordering the mainland.

The reason why his bodyguards were equipped with guns was to prevent Zhongqing from killing him, or other societies taking advantage of troubled waters.

Although the mountain village is remote, fortunately, the infrastructure of Hong Kong Island is not bad in this era. There is a road leading directly to the mountain, and cars can drive directly into it.

A few Mercedes stopped in front of a brick-and-concrete one-story house. A younger brother opened the car door, and Hua Twelve stepped out of the car. Seeing the words 'Mayahu Village Police Station' on the one-story house, he couldn't help sighing:
"There really is such a place!"

In the urban area of ​​Hong Kong Island, there is no such name as a police station among the branches of the police station, but there is one in Hong Kong Village. Hua Twelve remembered that when he watched a movie, he was surprised that there was a police station in this place, and finally saw it today.

The arrival of several cars has obviously attracted the attention of others. In the police station, there is a SIR wearing a green short-sleeved military police uniform from Hong Kong Island. He has a mask on his face, a dental jar and a toothbrush in his hand, and his mouth is full of foam. 's walked out.

Seeing Hua Shier and the others, he asked, "Gulululu, Gulugulu."

A character that humans can understand did not appear, but a mouthful of bubbles spewed out.

Hua Twelve's eyes lit up when he saw this person, do you think I don't know that you are 'clever and ignorant' if you have hair?
Let me tell you responsibly, even if you become a 'young Fang Shiyu', I will still know you.

When he saw this face, he knew he had found the right place, because when he was in the 'Flying Fox World', he had seen the portrait of Chen Jinnan, the leader of the Tiandihui rebels that Kangxi kept in the palace, and he grew up with this kid It's all the same.

The police officer made a gesture of waiting, took a big sip of water with the tooth jar, and began to rinse his mouth with a snort. After rinsing, he turned his head and sprayed the mouthwash more than two meters away.

Then he turned his head and showed a bright smile: "I'm sorry, what I said just now was in Australian, I guess you might not understand it, now I will speak to you in Cantonese."

Hua Twelve interrupted with a smile: "Doesn't Australia speak English?"

The police officer leaned over curiously and asked, "Really, they also learn English?"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly reacted, and quickly said seriously:
"I speak the aboriginal rural language of Australia. You see, we are in the countryside here. It is natural to speak a foreign language to be authentic!"

Hua Twelve had a funny look on his face: "Really?"

The police officer hurriedly said solemnly:
"Just now I told you that this police officer, even the Royal Hong Kong Police New Territories North District Command Headquarters, can't control me. The highest officer of the Mayehu Village Police Station, Officer Liang Yachao, has a rank of [-] cents. You can use Officer Liang, or Sir Ah. Yes, but everyone here calls me Brother Chao!"

When he saw that Hua Shishier was bringing bodyguards and driving a luxury car, he thought it was some big boss who came to invest, so he came out to make a familiar face.

Immediately, he rubbed his hands on the clothes twice, cleaned up the remaining mouthwash and foam on his hands, stretched out his hands and said:
"Boss, what are you doing in our Mayehhu village?"

Hua Twelve glanced at the other party's wet hand, decisively decided to thank Bumin, clasped his fists and said:

"It turned out to be Brother Chao, I'm here to find someone!"

As soon as Ah Chao heard that he was not here to invest, he suddenly lost interest, turned around and walked back, muttering in his mouth:
"I'm not interested in Xinghui, and bribery is not bad!"

Hua Twelve followed up with a smile, and asked, "Do you dare to accept my bribes? Are you afraid that I will report you for taking bribes?"

A Chao turned around in an instant, pulled out the [-] and held it in his hand, and shouted solemnly:

"He Fang monster, you can hear me when I speak so quietly!"

Hua Twelve is a bit big-headed. He hasn't experienced the world of nonsensical movies so far. He thought it would be better to meet real people, but he didn't think that the funny ratio and nonsensical level of real people are the same as those in movies. .

Hong Tai's younger brother saw that the other party drew his gun, fearing that something might happen to his own dragon head, he immediately rushed over to block the dragon head, but was stopped by Hua Twelve's hand, and smiled at Ah Chao:
"My ears are better!"

"really?"

"really!"

"really?"

"really!"

"All right!"

Ah Chao put away his starting point, then turned around and continued walking towards the police station. Hua Shishi just followed two steps, when Ah Chao in front suddenly drew his gun and turned back.

Hua Twelve almost couldn't resist killing him, and asked helplessly, "Brother Chao, what are you going to do?"

"I just want to see if you want to sneak up on me!"

Hua Twelve rolled his eyelids, this is so funny.

"Okay, for the sake of being a good person, I'll help you look through the household registration book, tell me the name of the person you're looking for, and I'll find you in 5 minutes!"

As he spoke, he walked into the house, found a towel and began to wipe his face.

Hua Twelve looked at the quartz clock hanging on the wall, it showed that it was almost noon, he couldn't help being speechless for a while, now he just got up to wash up, his work attitude needs to be improved.

Turning around and looking at the working environment in this grassroots police station, he found that there was only one desk, and there was only Liang Yachao alone. Only then did he understand why the other party said that he was the highest officer here, and he was the only co-author. Of course he is the boss.

After Liang Yachao finished washing, he finally sat down at the desk. He dug out the household registration book from under the desk, and was about to ask the name of the person Hua Shier was looking for, but when he looked up, he saw Cheng Huai who had just walked in from the outside. Xiu and Ma Chunhua.

This boy Liang Achao's eyes straightened instantly, revealing a drooling picture of Brother Pig: "Extreme beauty, she's still twins"

He said to Hua Twelve: "My peach blossoms are here, you wait a moment."

After talking, Mao got up and walked around the desk, and was about to go to the two women. Hua Twelve stepped up and stood in front of the two women, announcing his sovereignty:

"Sorry, these two are my women!"

Liang Yachao let out an 'ah', then turned his big eyes and said:

"I'm going to criticize you now. Polygamy was abolished on Hong Kong Island more than ten years ago. Do you know that you are breaking the law? Hey, in order to save you, I decided to help you share one. Don't thank me!"

As he spoke, he showed a YD smile, wanting to bypass Hua Twelve and run towards the two girls, he said with a good laugh:

"Two beauties, which one of you is the older sister and which one is the younger sister? Please raise your hand if you want a brother-in-law or a brother-in-law."

Hua Twelve's foot moved lightly, and then blocked the opponent again, but this Liang Yachao seemed to have lost his footing, as soon as his body fell and his feet slid, he escaped his blockage.

"Huh? It's interesting!"

Hua Shier saw that Liang Yachao had practiced kung fu, so he told Ma Chunhua, "Chunhua, try him!"

Ma Chunhua wanted to beat up this apprentice for a long time, and immediately shouted: "I know my husband!"

After speaking, he didn't use the kung fu in the "Nine Yin Manual", but he used his family's family-inherited punching and kicking to meet him.

I saw Ma Chunhua stepped on his left foot and kicked out with his right foot, pointing towards Liang Yachao's knee, and hitting the face and ribs with both hands.

Sure enough, Liang Yachao had practiced. When he saw Ma Chunhua calling, he swayed westward like a drunk, dodged fists and feet like a loach, then raised two fingers and tapped on the former's shoulder, and said with a smile:

"I'll do acupuncture!"

Before he could finish his composure, Ma Chunhua kicked him in the waist and flew upside down. Then Ma Chunhua flew up and hit him several times, sealing his acupoints.

Ma Chunhua hated this pedant, took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands after acupuncture, then threw the handkerchief away, and said disdainfully:
"The footwork is good, but it's a pity that he is not good at learning, and he is half a bucket of water!"

The acupoints were tapped, and Liang Yachao also knew that it was not easy to come, so he asked with wide eyes, "You are also the killers sent by Wu Sangui."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly had a bitter expression: "It's too bad, it's a slip of the tongue!"

Hua Shier and Cheng Huaixiu looked at each other, and they both saw affirmation in each other's eyes, they found the right person.

Hua Twelve smiled and stepped forward, asking:
"Achao, right? It seems that you know something. I'm looking for those people who took the shuttle to Hong Kong Island two years ago. How about it? Give me a message!"

Liang Yachao's eyes rolled wildly: "What kind of clothes, wheels, what are you talking about, why can't I understand it!"

Hua Twelve stopped playing charades with him:
"Okay, don't pretend, you got out of my way just now, is it 'magic action'? I'm here to find Wei Xiaobao, but you can rest assured that I have no malicious intentions, I just want to meet him and discuss something matter!"

"spit!"

Liang Yachao spat out a mouthful of sticky phlegm, but Hua Twelve sideways dodged it.

He cursed again: "If you want to kill, kill, I will never betray my friend!"

Papapapa, Hua Twelve clapped Liang Yachao's hands: "Sure enough, I'll kill you!"

As he spoke, he took out [-] points from Liang Yachao's body and pointed to his forehead.

Liang Yachao broke out in cold sweat: "Hey, I am the most loyal person, even if you point a gun at my head, I will not tell you that the newly built three-story villa in the village is my master Wei Xiaobao's home "

Hua Twelve laughed loudly: "Sir Liang, you really have a lot of loyalty!"

As he spoke, he inserted the .[-] back into the holster around the opponent's waist, and then casually tapped to unlock part of the opponent's acupuncture points, allowing his legs to walk. Then he said:

"Then please Sir Liang, take us there personally!"

Liang Yachao reluctantly took Hua Shier out of the police station and walked along the stone-paved mountain road to the village. He met many villagers who greeted him along the way, and he responded to them one by one.

But when Hua Twelve saw his eyeballs rolling around, he didn't know that this kid was playing tricks, so he said angrily:
"Don't worry, we really don't have any ill intentions towards Lord Wei. We're just here to talk about something. Don't make small moves, otherwise I won't be able to hold back and ruin your three-legged cat's martial arts. You can't blame me!"

Hua Shishi could see that Liang Yachao had also cultivated internal strength, but it was very shallow, but it was very rare for ordinary people like this, so he used this threat.

"I see, am I such a dishonest person!"

Liang Yachao agreed casually, and took a few people to the highest point of the mountain village, in front of a newly built three-story villa.

He walked to the gate and shouted: "Master, some mistresses, come out to receive guests!"

The door of the villa was open, and a young man who resembled Liang Yingdi was sitting on a rocking chair in the main hall of the villa, fanning a cattail fan. When he heard the word "receive guests", he was like dreaming back to the Lichun Courtyard. He immediately stood up and walked out, mouth Li scolded:
"Pick up, pick up your mother, you brat, if you don't come, you won't be able to speak human language"

There is no need to guess this person, he must be Lord Wei Wei Xiaobao who traveled through time and space for 300 years.

He was halfway cursing, when he saw his apprentice keep giving him winks, and then his eyes fell on the smiling Hua Twelve, feeling bad, he turned around abruptly:
"Your master died a long time ago. I'm in charge of the house. If you have something to do, burn paper for him. Don't disturb my sleep!"

Hua Twelve greeted: "Master Wei, please stay!"

Wei Xiaobao is as slippery as a ghost, how could he listen to him, not only did not stop, but he stepped on his feet a little bit, using his supernatural powers, his speed suddenly increased several times, and he shouted: "Su Quan, Shuang'er, Zeng Rou, wives, help! what."

Hua Twelve was funny and angry, the master and apprentice were carved out of the same mold, they were both so aggressive.

However, when he came this time, with the attitude of courtesy first, he wanted to have a good talk with the other party, so he didn't do it directly.

Liang Yachao took advantage of Hua Twelve's inaction, and ran to the villa suddenly, shouting: "Help, Master!"

Wei Xiaobao was already standing in the main room at this time, took out a sharp dagger, and shouted:

"Hot mom, block, save your mother, you big watermelon, you traitor, how dare you betray me as a teacher, if it weren't for seeing that you look exactly like your master, I would have killed you a long time ago!"

Liang Yachao rushed to Wei Xiaobao's side, with a sneer on his face:
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I was also forced!"

At this time, on the second and third floors of the villa, a few women jumped down from the stairs using light kung fu, landed beside Wei Xiaobao, and greeted:
"Sir, are you okay!"

Wei Xiaobao waved his hand: "Your family is unrestrained, wise and powerful, what can you do?" He pointed to Hua Shier and the others opposite:

"They have already suffered internal injuries from the sound of my yelling for help!"

Su Quan was originally the wife of the leader of the Dragon Sect, and also the most skilled martial artist among Wei Xiaobao's seven wives. She could tell at a glance that Hua Shier, Cheng Huaixiu, and Ma Chunhua had martial arts.

Immediately frowned and asked: "Who are you?"

Hua Twelve clasped his fists in accordance with the ancient Jianghu etiquette:
"Everyone, we have no malicious intentions, we just came to visit Lord Wei and talk about something!"

In the cognition of Wei Xiaobao and the others, those who know the title of 'Grand Lord' must be people who traveled through the Qing Dynasty, and at that time only the imperial court, Wu Sangui and Luocha Kingdom had shuttle wheels.

Since the visitor didn't report that he came here on Kangxi's order, there are only two answers left, either from Wu Sangui or from the Raksha Kingdom, and these two answers are enemies!

Su Quan raised her brows upside down, and murderous intent flashed in her eyes: "Talk about things? Let's talk about it after we fight!"

After speaking, she jumped forward and killed her. The two women behind her raised their swords and went up with them.

Hua Twelve was so helpless, he snapped his fingers, and a group of Hong Tai's younger brothers behind him all took out big black stars from their waists and pointed at them.

Su Quan and the three daughters stopped moving immediately, Wei Xiaobao stepped forward with a smile all over his face and said: "The honored guest is far away to welcome you, forgive me, then what, the wives are still making tea to entertain the guests."

His seven wives also showed some unnatural smiles: "Please come to the distinguished guests."

Hua Twelve shook his head and laughed, and walked into the villa: "Master Wei, it's not my brother talking about you, what age is this, why are you still wielding swords and swords!"

　Thanks: 08a, I love vegetables and steamed stuffed buns, I am brother Dayong, brother ghosts and holy spirits for the rewards, thanks for the support of brothers who pay 200 yuan for a pack of spicy strips, thanks for the brothers who voted monthly and recommended tickets, and thanked the brothers who read books and collected them , thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)