A hundred flavors of life

Hua Shier looked at the two missions released by the system, and he already guessed what kind of world it was. Just look at the mission description "Spend a Billion in One Month", which is obviously the plot of "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

That movie probably meant that Wang Duoyu, an 300th-tier football player, was impoverished, and suddenly learned that he had a second master in Baodao, who left him an inheritance of [-] billion yuan.

But if you want to get the inheritance, you must accept the test, and the content of the test is to spend one billion within a month.

Then Wang Duoyu started a crazy consumption journey. The process was funny and made people laugh and cry. A series of absurd comedies were staged in January.

It's no wonder that the system will release tasks for this world. "Money" is a thing that gathers the consciousness of all people. Although some people think that money is not everything, they have to admit that without money, nothing is impossible. There is a saying that "money can "God" and "money makes ghosts grind" are just like that.

If you find a thing that almost everyone likes, I'm afraid the only thing is 'money'.

How many people are happy because of this thing, how many people are sad because of this thing, some people do good because of money, and some people do evil because of money.

As an audience, seeing the experience of 'Wang Duoyu', more people may have the idea of ​​'spending so much money' or 'I can do it myself'.

I think this kind of group consciousness is the origin of this mission.

Hua Twelve took out his laptop and watched the movie online first. The world of 'The Richest Man in Xihong City' is the world with the display as the background. Of course, the city of 'Xihong City' must be fictional, but Same for other backgrounds.

He didn't need to prepare anything, so he didn't have to wait for three days at all. When he was lying in bed at night, he communicated with the system in his mind and chose to accept the task.

The familiar darkness descended as expected, and the next moment, before the dizziness of time travel subsided, Hua Twelve heard the knocking sound of 'dongdongdong', as if someone was knocking on the head of his bed.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a beam of light hitting him, and around the light, with him as the center, there were drawing boards. Behind the drawing boards, young men and women were sitting, observing him while using the brushes in their hands. depicting something.

At this time, the dizziness has not faded, and the system is also instilling the memory of the person he was replaced, so Hua Twelve's mind is turning a little slowly, and he still hasn't figured out what is going on in front of him.

Then I heard someone dissatisfied from the direction of the head: "I paid you to be a mannequin, not to let you come here to sleep, please control it!"

Hua Twelve was receiving the memory transmitted by the system, and seemed to be affected by the memory, so he replied subconsciously:

"I'm sorry, I went to bed too late watching the game last night!"

After speaking, he turned his head and looked over, and saw a middle-aged man with long hair holding a pipe, looking at him indifferently, and when he heard his explanation, he pointed the pipe under Hua Twelve, With a touch of disdain in his tone, he said:

"You're not dreaming like watching football!"

Hua Twelve looked in the direction he was pointing. The gun shot out like a dragon, the universe shook, and the sky broke through with a smile.

There was laughter all around, and Hua Shier found information about the current situation in the memory transmitted by the system in his mind.

The person he replaced was Wang Duoyu.

Wang Duoyu has been playing in the C-League for a long time, and was banned for two years for biting the thigh of an opposing player more than a year ago.

There was no income during this period, so Wang Duoyu simply started a side job.

First, a man disguised himself as a woman to play women's football, but because women's football earned less money, he even found a part-time job as a human body tray in a Japanese grocery store.

As for the current situation, it is his third part-time job, working as a mannequin at the Academy of Fine Arts.

And the one who talked to him just now was the professor and lecturer of this academy of fine arts.

"Fuck!"

Hua Twelve woke up in an instant and was gone. He quickly got up and pulled a piece of decorative fabric beside him and wrapped it around his body. In the process, he didn't forget to say to the art professor who despised him just now:

"Do you think everyone is like you, brother, do you have to dream, this is called firepower, even at the age of 80, brother wakes up like this!"

After speaking, he turned around and searched back and forth, and asked loudly:
"Where's the trouser fork?"

When the art professor saw that Hua Shier had put down the pick, he became anxious immediately. You must know that this class is only such a model, and the students have already drawn half of it, so they can't give up halfway.

He hurriedly said good things: "Don't worry, I didn't pick on you here, but it was really shameful just now, I woke you up to make you calm down!"

"Calm down, I let you all see how calm I am. Besides, I didn't say that you art students, the scene just now was so lively, so let's draw it, why not draw those lifeless ones? , I'm afraid that my self-confidence will be hit!"

Hua Twelve talked nonsense, and pulled the professor away: "Get up, where are my clothes?"

A student pointed at the background board behind the bed: "It's behind that background!"

Hua Twelve quickly ran over while clutching the fabric on his body, and sure enough, all the clothes were here, so he simply hid behind the background and put on his clothes.

Seeing that he really quit, the professor immediately changed his face and said, "If you don't finish this class, the money will be gone!"

Hua Twelve raised his neck: "Fuck off, I miss you this little money!"

As he said that, he scolded the system in his heart, how he chose the time to enter, it's so frighteningly obvious, it doesn't matter if Wang Duoyu can travel through when his body is full, at least he still has two dishes on his body .

What a mess!

孽 孽!
The system replied to him calmly, time travel is before the plot starts, as for which time period it is, it is random, it is your own bad luck.

Hua Twelve seriously suspects that the system is causing trouble. If it is not for the system, then he has suffered retribution for cheating his old man in the 'Dragon Snake World'.

Putting on his clothes, he turned around and left. Just as he took a step, Hua Twelve went back on his word and grabbed the art professor by the collar:
"I've seen it all, I want to be in vain, I'll kill you if I lose a penny!"

After receiving the reward and walking out of the art classroom, the professor and lecturer scolded behind him: "Who are these people, the whole little durian!"

When Hua Twelve heard the scolding sound coming from behind him, he turned around and scolded:
"I don't know who dug it up, let you watch it for 10 minutes, it's only 36 yuan, it's not so cheap to sell it!"

The professor still wanted to speak, but Hua Twelve pointed through the classroom window and said, "I'm beeping to kill you!"

The professor and lecturer suddenly shrank his neck and didn't dare to speak.

The reason why Hua Twelfth changed his mind was because he couldn't swallow the breath and felt that he was at a disadvantage by being looked at, and secondly, this time the system released a mission to make money. He just had a whim and planned to change the game.

He intends to not use a penny in his storage space or his own gold in this world, just to see if he can earn 300 billion with his own ability.

If it turns out that you can't make money, it's not too late to use your left arm.

Although Wang Duoyu is an [-]th-line athlete, but fortunately, locals also have a car and a house. Hua Twelfth walked to the campus parking lot according to the location where the other party parked in his memory, found the five-handed Jetta, and sat down. Entering the driver's cab, I couldn't help but slander:
"It costs 36 yuan for a class hour, and you still have to drive here, can you pay for gas for such a long distance, and another meal will be useless!"

Put down the car window, light a cigarette and bite it in your mouth, take out Wang Duoyu's mobile phone, open the selfie, and find that what appears on the screen is your own appearance, not Shen Xiaocao's 40-year-old greasy face, satisfied Nod:

"Still so handsome!" After speaking, he dug out a pair of sunglasses from the co-pilot's storage box and put them on, then drove away.

I don't know if it's because of time travel, or because it's lunch time in this world after time travel, but Hua Twelve actually feels a little hungry.

After the car drove out of the school gate, I simply found a Lanzhou ramen on the spot, and ordered a bowl of beef ramen, a piece of dried tofu shreds, and two roasted kidneys. 36 yuan was not enough, so I ordered some more.

In the afternoon there was a football game over there for the women's football team. Hua Twelve would not do such an embarrassing thing as a man playing women's football in disguise.

But in my memory, Wang Duoyu signed a contract for more than ten games with others, and he would have to lose money if he didn't do it, so he could only grit his teeth in the afternoon.

Just halfway through the meal, I received a call from the coach of the women's football team, saying that someone had exposed him for playing women's football while disguised as a man.

Hua Twelve bared his teeth and smiled, which was exactly what he wanted, but he still went to the team. First, he asked the coach to write a handwritten statement of the situation, at least not to blame him for this matter, and second, to discuss how to arrange the first two games salary is over.

Driving out from the women's football team with more than 2000 yuan in his pocket, Hua Shier was thinking about where to go when the phone in his pocket rang at the right time.

Picking it up and looking at it, it was marked with 'Qiangzi', Hua Twelve instantly understood, Zhuang Qiang, Wang Duoyu's best friend, Wang Duoyu bit someone more than a year ago to stand up for this best friend.

After answering the phone, Comrade Zhuang Qiang laughed like a silly roe deer:

"Duoyu, come and pick me up."

Hua Shier accepted Wang Duoyu's memory, and contacting his friends in this world would be affected to a certain extent. Immediately, he joked in Wang Duoyu's style with a self-deprecating tone:

"It's easy to run over there. Look at how poor we are, we are obviously on the same page. I think it's best to see each other less in the future. Just video will do!"

Zhuang Qiang over there was not happy: "What are you talking about? Too many fishes, no matter how poor you are, how can I still despise you? Back then you were banned for biting people but it was because of me. I'm not the kind who dislikes the poor and loves the rich An ungrateful man!"

On the other side of the phone, Hua Twelve was speechless: "I'm talking about myself, right? I still have a car. You'll get credit for three rides. How dare you say you don't dislike me?"

Zhuang Qiang's heartless laughter came from over there, and Hua Twelve was helpless, but having said that, the way friends like Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang got along made him feel very comfortable. Although he had no money, at least Sincerely.

Immediately, he stopped joking and asked, "Hurry up, what's the matter, I'm driving!"

Zhuang Qiang immediately regained his spirit:

"It's Friday today, you forgot the part-time job I contacted you, Human Body Sheng, the owner of the daily food store called you and you didn't answer, the calls came to me. By the way, the boss can say, A few old aunts came to join us last time, calling you by name!"

He said hehe and laughed straight: "I'll go with you today too, I'll take a sneak peek and learn a lot!"

"Fuck off, I've never seen a shower together in the team. There are only two extra dishes. What's there to see!"

Hua Twelve glanced at the phone, and sure enough there were more than a dozen missed calls. He put the phone to his ear again:

"I won't do it anymore, I will go to whoever I love"

Zhuang Qiang hurriedly said: "Other things, the old aunts are still waiting!"

"The old aunt is yours, ah~~, don't call me about this matter in the future, okay baby!"

"That's so embarrassing, oh, so many fish, so many fish."

Hua Twelve directly hung up the phone, he wanted to be quiet now.

I drove back downstairs to Wang Duoyu’s house, parked the car and went upstairs, frowning as soon as I entered the door. In a dark and cramped space of more than ten square meters, there were football-related things everywhere, some fitness equipment, counterfeit trophies, and pirated football star signed jerseys. , and a nude portrait of Wang Duoyu as a model.

But now the portrait is no longer Wang Duoyu, but Hua Twelve.

Take down the painting and tear it into pieces. How can such a private thing be put on the bright side.

Two Xiaoqiangs ran past Hua Shier's feet, chasing after each other. They seemed to be playing hide-and-seek. They were trampled to death by his foot. They rubbed them up with a rubbing brush and poured them into the toilet. Playing hide and seek is completely missing.

Open the curtains, open the window, an old lady appeared outside the window and was frying peppers, she was the neighbor next door, the pungent smell drifted in through the window, quickly closed the window and drew the curtains, and the room returned to darkness.

Suddenly I feel like I can't live this day!
Turning on the light, Hua Twelve began to clean up Wang Duoyu's rags and property. He couldn't decide this place anymore and had to change the environment.

It took more than two hours just to clean the ashes, and dozens of Xiaoqiang were cleaned out, as well as two alive and kicking Jerrys.

According to Wang Duoyu's memory, Hua Shier contacted a waste collector, and planned to exchange all the junk in the house for money tomorrow, and then sell the house later. If you want to make money, you need start-up capital anyway.

After working until after [-] o'clock in the evening, the things in the room were finally cleaned up. Hua Twelve was about to order a takeaway to reward himself, when he heard someone knock on the door, and then someone outside cried and urinated:

"Duoyu, open the door, open the door quickly!"

Hua Twelve heard the voice familiar, opened the door and saw a tall fat man in a baseball shirt with curly hair, it was Zhuang Qiang.

At this time, Zhuang Qiang's face was full of tears. When he saw Hua Twelve, he rushed over and was supported by the latter:
"Keep a distance, you and I are buddies, but not your father, I have to wipe your nose!"

Zhuang Qiang took out a tissue from his pocket, blew his nose, and said:
"Duoyu, I've been insulted!"

Hua Twelve let the door open, and said with a smile, "Who is so overthinking? That person must have drunk too much. Hurry up and find that person. Otherwise, when he sobers up tomorrow, he will regret committing suicide and die!"

"Your uncle, you can't comfort me!"

Zhuang Qiang stepped into the door and lay down on the sofa with a lifeless expression on his face.

Hua Twelve walked over and took out a pack of cigarettes and gave the other party a cigarette: "You have to make it clear, you said you were insulted, isn't that bragging!"

Zhuang Qiang covered his face and said: "It's all your fault. You said you didn't go to the daily food, so I thought about helping you with a shift, but the old aunts vomited while watching me while eating, and vomited all over me. Don't I just have eczema, as a football player, I sweat a lot, how normal it is."

Hua Shishi felt a little nauseous: "Brother, it's a little disgusting. Don't talk about it. I think you insulted him. Have you thought about it?"

Zhuang Qiang, as one of the young crouching dragons and phoenixes in this world, has never been very bright in his mind. Hearing this, he asked suspiciously: "Really?"

Hua Twelve nodded approvingly and said, "Sure!"

"That's okay!" Zhuang Qiang felt much more comfortable.

Hua Twelve patted him on the shoulder in relief:

"By the way, you haven't eaten yet. Go downstairs and I'll treat you to tofu brains. Stay with me today and help me move tomorrow. It's just about 1000 catties, a few dumbbells, barbells, etc. Just run a dozen times!"

Zhuang Qiang: "."

Thanks: Brothers 08a and Little Tigers in the Demon Realm for their reward, thanks for the support of brothers who paid 200 yuan for a package of spicy strips, thanks for the brothers who voted monthly and recommended tickets, and thanks for the brothers who read and collected books, thank you.