A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 730: Fight against Jia Zheng! (Please order in full!)

The next day, Hua Twelve took a break from bathing. He got up early and asked Jin'er to ask Lin Daiyu to get up and wash up. If he wanted to change Sister Lin's frail demeanor of "acting like a weak willow supporting the wind," it would require military management. If he wanted to stay in bed, Hey, don't even think about it.

After Lin Daiyu finishes washing, teach her to stand on the Hunyuan pile.

This exercise is relatively mild, has the effect of harmonizing qi and blood, replenishing vitality, and strengthening the body. It is suitable for a delicate and frail person like Sister Lin to practice.

Lin Daiyu was pampered and pampered at home, but no one pampered her here. Hua Twelve glanced at her, and the little girl reluctantly followed her actions.

After adjusting his posture, he only stood for a dozen breaths before he started to pant slightly and sweat appeared on his forehead, which showed how weak his body was.

Zhang Zhenniang looked on with some distress and advised Hua Twelve to do everything step by step. Today's practice is almost done, so why not practice again tomorrow.

Hua Twelve shook his head and smiled bitterly. The truth was all right, but it would end in less than a minute. This exercise, which is shorter than squatting in the pit, is also called zhanzhuang?

He simply pulled Zhang Zhenniang off the stage and followed Zhanzhuang together. His father-in-law, Coach Zhang, was after all a master of the acquired ninth level. Your daughter's martial arts skills are nothing like that!

Poor Zhang Zhenniang was raised by her father according to the standards of a lady. She was not allowed to wield swords or sticks. She didn't expect that she would inevitably end up with this bad thing after she got married.

After practicing for half an hour, Hua Twelve asked the two women, whose clothes were soaked with sweat, to stop and stand up. He then refused the two women's request to wash up again and announced that the formal practice would begin.

Zhang Zhenniang and Lin Daiyu were lucky enough not to lie down directly, but will they start practicing officially? So what does that guy who was sweating like rain just now mean? ! !

Hua Twelve said to Lin Daiyu: "You are inherently deficient and need to practice physical fitness. I will teach you the 'Sakyamuni Elephant Throwing Skill'. Don't underestimate this skill. There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures: Sakyamuni is the prince." At that time, one day when he was out of the city, an elephant blocked the way. The prince took the elephant's feet and threw it high into the sky. Three days later, the elephant fell to the ground and hit the ground to form a deep ditch. Today it is called Elephant Throwing Ditch. This is the origin of this technique. !”

When the two women heard that this technique was taught by the Buddha before he became a monk, they immediately felt that it was powerful. Lin Daiyu endured her fatigue and asked curiously:

"I have seen records about elephants in books. They weigh at least tens of thousands of kilograms. Is it really possible to throw an elephant with this skill?"

Hua Twelve said with certainty: "If it's an elephant weighing seven to eight thousand kilograms, it shouldn't be a problem if it's thrown five feet away!"

His 'Sakyamuni Elephant Throwing Technique' is not the one practiced by the 'Nemo Star' in the martial arts world, but a method of physical training in Indian Buddhism in the 'Dragon and Snake World'.

It is written in the original book of "Dragon and Snake" that two elephants were frightened on the street outside a temple. They were picked up by two practicing monks and thrown into the river more than 20 meters away. In this way, pedestrians and elephants , none were injured.

At that time, Hua Twelve took a boat from Chou Country to Hong Kong Island. Along the way, Langley organized masters from various countries to intercept and kill him. He beat them all to death one by one. The boxing records, exercises, etc. that these people brought with them were all lost. In his hands, one of them is either a master from India or Nepal, and he has this 'Sakyamuni Elephant Throwing Skill' in his arms.

Hua Twelve has not practiced this Kung Fu himself. It is mainly a technique from the world of dragons and snakes. After practicing to Bao Dan, the strength bonus is almost the same. The strength of the two monks is not as good as Wang Chao and Ba Liming. Throwing an elephant is just an excuse. It was hard work and skillful use of energy.

But even so, the strength of this body's muscles and bones is shocking.

Hua Twelve looked down upon Hua Twelve if he didn’t practice, but Sister Lin was just right. He gave Lin Daiyu a beautiful picture of what he would look like after practicing: Two mad cows in a busy city, no one can control them, and they are about to hurt people. Sister Lin’s actions The figure who is as weak as a willow supporting the wind, and as sick as a pistachio, stands in the street and subdues the mad cow one by one with one hand, how majestic it is!

Lin Daiyu and Zhang Zhenniang suddenly felt a chill as they imagined the scene in Hua Twelve's words.

Daiyu rubbed her clothes with her hands and asked weakly: "Brother, sister-in-law, do you also want to practice with me?"

As if seeing the struggle in Zhang Zhenniang's eyes, Hua Twelve directly denied:

"That's not necessary. It's mainly because you were born with a weak body that you have to practice this kung fu. Your sister-in-law is a general and has a good body. Although she has never practiced martial arts, her body is stronger than ordinary people!"

After he finished speaking, he pondered for a moment and then thought of what he should practice for his wife:

"I have a set of beauty boxing techniques. Each move imitates an ancient beauty. Each move comes from a historical allusion, incorporating the unpredictable charm and demeanor of beauties over the past thousands of years. The names of the moves are very poetic, like red Jade Beats the Drum, Red Flying at Night, Green Bead Falls from the Tower, Wenji Returns to Han, Red Thread Steals Box, Mulan Bows, Ben Ji Composes Poems, Chang'e Steals Medicine, Man's Slender Waist, Lihua's Dressing, Pingji's Needle God, Xizi Peng Xin, Luo Shen Wei Bu and Cao Ling cut off their noses."

"When this boxing technique is performed, a lotus will grow at each step, or a willow willow will be attached to it, and the enemy will be defeated in a graceful and charming manner."

Lin Daiyu started to cry, with runny nose and tears: "I don't want to throw an elephant, I don't want to control a mad cow, I don't want to be strong, I also want to practice this beauty's boxing technique!"

"How can that be done!"

Hua Twelve vetoed it and asked you to practice beauty boxing. How could you see the famous scene of the southern potatoes pulling up the weeping willows? Andi's mission is hidden. If the system gets evil, the mission is just like this. You must practice it!

He forced Lin Daiyu to learn a few yoga movements by stretching her muscles and bones, and also practiced breathing. After doing this, Sister Lin felt that using the breathing method of "Sakyamuni Throwing Elephant Kung Fu", her whole body felt warm and comfortable in just a short while. , once you taste the benefits, you won’t be so resistant.

However, when I think about how I will succeed in my studies in the future, my sister-in-law will be praised by Xi Shi when she practices martial arts, and I will throw big stones when practicing martial arts, my young heart will inevitably feel a little sad.

After the exercise, we had breakfast together. Although Lin Chong's family was not as well-off as the wealthy merchants and dignitaries, in Bianliang City it was still more than enough. Although it was breakfast, it was a combination of meat and vegetables, including bamboo shoots, fish, and brocade. I also cooked soup cakes and a pot of whole grain rice.

Lin Daiyu grew up in fine clothes and had never eaten such a common people's breakfast. In the past, she might have only glanced at it or tasted it briefly. Today, she was tired from practicing, so she made herself a bowl of whole grain rice and ate half of a fish. I feel like I have never tasted food so delicious since I was a child.

Hua Twelve laughed. This child is a typical child who is not diligent in his limbs and does not distinguish between grains. Only when he exercises and eats more can he maintain a good body.

After dinner, Hua Twelve asked a few women to stay at home. He wanted to go to Rongguo Mansion again and bring Sister Lin's nanny, girl, and luggage.

But before I could go out, I heard someone outside shouting: "Is anyone home?"

Hua Twelve walked over and opened the courtyard door, and saw two police officers dressed as government officials standing outside the small courtyard. When he saw him coming out, one of them shouted:

"Are you Lin Chong?"

Hua Twelve picked his ears and said, "That's right. Any advice?"

Another police officer shouted: "Lin Chong, your case has been reported, come with us!"

Neighbors had already seen the official coming to the door, and they all gathered around to watch the excitement. After hearing this sentence, they all started talking and pointing. Zhang Zhenniang, Lin Daiyu and Jin'er girl in the house all came out with worried faces and wanted to take a look. what's the situation.

After the two policemen finished speaking, they shook out their chains and stepped forward to take the man.

Hua Twelve stamped his foot, and with a bang, the bluestone slab in front of his courtyard fell into pieces.

The two police officers were almost scared to death and backed away. Which one dared to step forward?

Hua Twelve said with a smile: "Didn't you ask about Lin's details before you came here? A few days ago, Lin was the instructor of the 800,000 Imperial Army. I am really going to commit a crime. How dare you two come to arrest me?" "

The two police officers were stunned for a moment, and one of them asked: "But is that Coach Lin called Leopard Head?"

Hua Twelve nodded dumbfounded. His fancy name was actually more widely spread than his real name.

When they heard it was Lin Chong, the leopard-headed man, the two policemen immediately became frightened:

"Coach Lin, please don't be offended by this misunderstanding. It was the Rongguo Mansion that sent a message to our master, saying that you made a big fuss in the Rongguo Mansion yesterday, and the old prince was so angry that he wanted to hold you accountable. Our master That’s why we invite you to go to the Yamen and ask for a clear explanation!”

Hua Twelve nodded: "Wouldn't it be over if I said this earlier? Why are you pretending to be cool and locking someone up?"

He took out his fifth-grade Dragon Guard badge:

"You two do something for me. Take this badge and go to the vegetable garden of Daxiangguo Temple outside Suizaomen. Help me find a master Zhishen. When Master Zhishen comes, I will go with you. A trip to Kaifeng Mansion."

After saying that, he handed over the badge and turned around to ask Jin'er to get half of the money, which he gave to the two police officers as money for running errands.

Hua Twelve was afraid that as soon as he left, the Jia family would come and rob someone. It would be okay to snatch Lin Daiyu away, but he could still snatch her back, but it would be bad if he hurt Zhang Zhenniang and Jin'er. Will he destroy Rongguo Mansion by then? As for Rongguo Mansion, it would be very unfriendly if it got to that point. On the one hand, the two police officers could not afford to offend Lin Chong, but on the other hand, they benefited from it and said with a smile:

"It won't take much time to go to the vegetable garden. The instructor will wait a moment, and we'll come as soon as we go!"

After the two discussed it, one stayed and the other ran away.

After the messenger left, Hua Twelve returned to the courtyard to comfort the three girls:

"Don't worry, I'm sure the Jia family will not rest, but I didn't expect it to come so soon. Let's take care of this matter, and we won't be afraid of him if it goes to the Jinluan Palace!"

Hua Twelve asked the three girls to go back to the house. When he turned around, he saw the guarding official poking his head at the door of the courtyard. He smiled coldly, walked out and asked:

"Why, are you afraid that I will run away?"

The official smiled and didn't even say no, but just by looking at him, you knew he didn't mean what he said.

Hua Twelve asked casually: "What's the name of the person you're sending?"

The man quickly laughed:

"Don't dare, the younger one is called Xue Ba, and the one just now is called Dong Chao. They are doing some small things like lock picking and escorting in Kaifeng Mansion. If our brothers can be useful in the future, just ask!"

"Xue Ba, Dong Chao?"

Hua Twelve thought it was a coincidence. Aren't these two guys in the original book Water Margin who were ordered by Gao Qiu to harm Lin Chong in the Wild Boar Forest? It was really fate that they escaped from the White Tiger Festival Hall. It was actually delivered to my doorstep.

"Good name!"

Hua Twelve praised Xue Ba's shoulder, patted Xue Ba's shoulder, and punched in a dark force. This dark force will not cause death immediately, but will only damage the meridians. After one month, the person will begin to be weak and lifeless. In three or two months, this person disappeared, killing people invisible.

He did not take action to avenge Lin Chong in the original book, but the two of them took advantage of the convenience of escorting the prisoner and accepted the benefits of the prisoner's enemy, and did many things that killed people on the way. How many wronged prisoners were stolen by the two of them. Just silence the victim, help the tyrants to commit violence, and show no conscience. Killing a hundred of them would not be too many.

In less than half an hour, Lu Zhishen hurried over carrying a sixty-two-pound water-milled Zen staff. As soon as they met, he asked:

"Brother, Gao Qiu is causing trouble again. Come on, we two brothers will go to the palace commander's house to kill him. I'll beat him to a pulp with a single blow of my Zen staff!"

Dong Chao and Xue Ba were both stupid. This was the rhythm of killing officials and rebelling. Their legs were weak. Now they were running, running, or running. Unfortunately, their legs were so weak that they couldn't run!

Lu Zhishen didn't wait for Hua Twelve to reply, and turned to look at the two officials with a pair of fierce eyes. Dong Chao and Xue Ba immediately knelt down:

"Grandpa, one of our own!"

Hua Twelve patted Dong Chao on the shoulder twice more, set a deadline of three months, and said with a smile:

"My senior brother was joking with the two of you. I called my senior brother here to help me guard the house so that I can have a relationship with you!"

After explaining the cause and effect to Lu Zhishen, Monk Hua patted his chest and said:

"Don't worry, brother, no one can enter this courtyard while I'm here. Even if the two generations of Rongguo are resurrected, if you want to enter, you have to ask the Zen staff in my hand!"

If it were to be replaced by another family, Lu Zhishen would definitely have clamored to knock on the door, but the two generations of Rongguo were the most respected people in the Song Dynasty army. He was from the Western Army, so he naturally had this respect.

Hua Twelve asked Lu Zhishen to sit in the house, but Lu Zhishen said that it was not convenient for him to enter the house because he had a female family, so he just sat on a stone pillar in the yard, his eyes widened like bells, and he shot out the courtyard gate with lightning-like shrewdness.

Hua Twelve had no choice but to let Jin'er bring out tea and snacks for Luda to enjoy, while he himself changed into the official uniform of a forbidden dragon and followed Dong Chao and Xue Ba to Kaifeng Mansion.

When passing by the gate of Dian Shuai's Mansion, Hua Twelve asked the two of them to wait, and went in to say hello to Gao Qiu. Rong Guo Mansion suppresses others with force, so sorry, we have people too!

Rongguo had already declined, and Gao Qiu didn't take it seriously at all. He asked Hua Twelve to go first, and he would arrive soon after.

When Hua Twelve arrived at Kaifeng Mansion, he saw people from the Jia family already waiting in the hall. Someone came dressed as a scholar and looked very respectable. He was drinking tea and talking with the Kaifeng Mansion Yin in the hall.

Standing behind the scribe was a young man whom he had met yesterday at Rongguo Mansion. When he saw Hua Twelve coming in, he whispered a few words, presumably informing the scribe of Lin Chong's identity.

Sure enough, the scribe looked at Hua Twelve and immediately showed anger and disgust.

Dong Chao and Xue Ba went straight to the Kaifeng governor, saluted and said, "Sir, Lin Chong will bring you here!"

The adult nodded, stood up from his seat, walked to the court and sat down behind the desk, and gave a startled expression:

"Ascension!"

The government officials on both sides shouted mightily, but the Jia family members dressed as scribes did not stand up, but only slightly held their hands.

Hua Twelve had a good impression of this official. According to the original book, he should have saved Lin Chong's life and sentenced him to exile in the army for the crime of beheading.

He immediately clasped his fists and said, "Lin Chong, the fifth-grade forbidden dragon captain, has met Master Teng!"

Tengfu Yin originally thought that Lin Chong was unreasonable after hearing what the Jia family said, but now that he looked at him, he was handsome, handsome and polite, and he felt that there was something fishy about it.

He immediately asked: "Lin Chong, Jia Zheng, a member of the fifth rank of the Ministry of Industry of the Rongguo Mansion, is accusing you of making a big fuss in the Rongguo Mansion yesterday, which made the old emperor so angry. I want to ask you if this is the case?"

Hua Twelve glanced at Jia Zheng and thought that this was hypocrisy. He immediately said to Teng Fuyin:

"It is true that this happened, but it happened for a reason. Sir, please take a closer look!"

Teng Fu Yin glanced at Jia Zheng and saw that he did not express his position, so he said: "What is the reason? Tell me and listen!"

Hua Twelve immediately told what happened yesterday exactly as it was, and then said:

"Sir, I was entrusted by my uncle to take care of my sister. The Rongguo Mansion does not follow etiquette when doing things. How could I just watch my sister being bullied!"

Jia Zheng couldn't sit still at this time:

"Nonsense, my mother was just a joke to coax her children. How could she really do that? You indiscriminately made a scene in Rongqing Hall, which was inscribed by the Emperor. This is disrespectful to the Emperor and two generations of Rongguo. crime!"

Hua Twelve burst out laughing when he heard this, and immediately yelled:

"Children of other families are enlightened at the age of three and learn etiquette at the age of five. In the Han Dynasty, Kong Rong knew how to give pears at the age of four, and Huang Xiang knew how to respect his father at the age of nine. In this dynasty, Cai Boqi passed the imperial examination at the age of three and was granted a Jinshi status. How old is your child? Tell us how old your child is. Let me tell you, what book did you learn the truth from, and yet you still need to use the innocence of a girl to coax you?"

Jia Zheng's face turned red when he heard this, and when he thought of Jia Baoyu being pampered, he was speechless for a moment.

　Thanks to: 08a, Little Tiger in the Demon World, and brothers for taking the exam well for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes. Thank you very much.

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