A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 814 Ma Xiaoling subverts cognition! (Please order in full!)

Ma Xiaoling held the compass in her hand, staring at the compass pointer that kept changing directions, and asked:

"Can you tell me who you are? I heard that person call you Lin Chong just now? If you want my help, can you please satisfy my curiosity?"

Hua Twelve smiled: "Have you never read Water Margin? Well, I should be the Lin Chong you know!"

Yue Fei was confused as he listened to the two people talking, but he didn't ask any questions and just stood aside quietly.

Ma Xiaoling raised her head and looked at Hua Twelve in surprise, stared at him for a long time, and then asked with some confusion:

"You said the word 'film set' before. It's not surprising that I said 'Southern Song Dynasty'. Moreover, you also used the word 'Northern Song Dynasty' and now you said 'Water Margin'. So who are you?" ?”

"I told you that I am Lin Chong!"

Hua Twelve deliberately teased her, then pointed at the compass with a smile, indicating to her to work quickly.

Ma Xiaoling said angrily: "You are so insincere. You want me to help, but you don't even want to tell the truth. You also say that I will help you and you help me. How can I trust you?"

Hua Twelve felt that this girl was very funny. There were so many people. I wonder what it means to be too many people. Is this kind of thing just said casually?

But now I have someone to ask for, and who should be a professional? He immediately waved his hand and asked Yue Fei to take the people out, and then said:

"We are in similar situations. I am also from a later generation, but when I came here I was Lin Chong. Do you understand?"

He thought that Ma Xiaoling would not understand so easily and would make him waste more words. Unexpectedly, Ma Xiaoling snapped her fingers: "I understand, your situation is the same as Tony Leung in 'Love Out of Time', right?" "

Hua Twelve had a black line on his head: "What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I understand it?"

Ma Xiaoling frowned: "Don't you know Tony Leung? Which era did you travel through, or are you a visitor from some parallel space?"

"Of course I know Tony Leung, and Wei Xiaobao, I just don't know what that 'time and space begging' thing is about!"

Ma Xiaoling rolled her eyes and corrected: "It's about love, not food. Haven't you seen this old movie? It's the character played by Tony Leung. By chance, he returned to ancient times and became the story of Zhuge Liang!"

Hua Twelve understood clearly: "Yes, my situation is similar to that one. Anyway, I am Lin Chong now, and Lin Chong is me, but I did not go to the mountains and fall grass. Now I am the Jiedushi of the Beijing Camp, holding hundreds of thousands of troops. Just asking if you are awesome?”

Ma Xiaoling confirmed that he was also a time traveler. She felt as if she had found someone of the same kind. After complaining, she asked:

"Then which year did you travel through time?"

When Hua Twelve saw her asking for details, he said angrily: "Let's do the work, Miss Ma!"

"I work very quickly, you are so boring!"

Ma Xiaoling glared at him and started playing with the compass again, but just a few seconds later, she couldn't help but say:

"I am in 2004. When I find a way to go back, do I need to take you back with me?"

Hua Twelve looked at her as if she were an idiot: "I have a lot of wives and concubines here, and I have been appointed as a general, so I am a fool to go back with you. Do you want me to have ten wives over there?"

Of course, it's not because of this, but because he really has no feelings for Ma Xiaoling in 2004. What did he do in the past? Today a Virgin pops up to destroy the world, and tomorrow a Destiny pops up to reset the world. He doesn't have enough to worry about going back with her.

Ma Xiaoling gave him a contemptuous look and said nothing. This time she really concentrated on her work.

After a while, she seemed to get the clue. She dragged the compass with one hand and walked out. She said coldly: "Take my things and follow me!"

Her thing is the makeup box. At this time, the makeup box is not closed. There are all kinds of weird spell-casting props in it, such as plastic card charms, lucky stars, and some powders and the like. In addition, There is also a mobile phone.

Hua Twelve closed the dressing case, lifted it up and followed Ma Xiaoling, but said angrily: "I, the great General of the Song Dynasty, have become the one to carry your bags!"

Ma Xiaoling chuckled, turned around and handed the compass forward: "How about you come and let me carry it myself?"

Hua Twelve laughed dryly and said nothing. Ma Xiaoling snorted proudly, turned around and left.

As soon as the two came out, they heard the sound of banging on the door outside.

Yue Fei stepped forward to report: "Brother, there are more and more zombies outside, and the gates of these houses can no longer block them!"

When a few people arrived at the front yard, they saw the movement of the door being slammed. The door was shaking. Many soldiers inside the door were blocking the door with their bodies and resisting with all their strength. However, they could also feel that the door could not hold on for much longer. .

Ma Xiaoling took the makeup box from Hua Twelve, took out a stack of charms, handed it to Yue Fei and said, "General Yue, please ask someone to stick these charms on the door, one on each door. The magic power on the charms Stay safe before it runs out!"

She knew that Yue Fei was not the Prince Yue in later generations at this time, so she no longer used the title of Marshal Yue, which would save him the difficulty of doing the latter.

Yue Fei took the talisman, took out one, and stuck it on the door himself. The next moment, the door flashed from the inside out, and then no matter how loud the impact was from outside, the door did not move at all.

Yue Fei was overjoyed to know that the talisman was useful, so he quickly handed it over to his soldiers and asked them to post it everywhere.

Ma Xiaoling used the compass to turn around: "This Zhuxian Town has been set up by someone. If you want to break the formation, you must find the center of the formation. But there is a problem now. The center of the formation is not in these houses, but in the northwest." direction."

After she finished speaking, she turned to look in the direction outside the house. Although there was a high wall blocking it, the sound of zombies roaring made her face look ugly.

"What should we do?" Ma Xiaoling looked confused.

Just when Hua Twelve asked her if she had any problems, Ma Xiaoling suddenly snapped her fingers: "Yes, I am really the smartest person in the world!"

Hua Twelve felt that this girl was smart but quite narcissistic. When he wanted to ask her what was wrong, Ma Xiaoling smiled and said:

"Wait for me!"

After speaking, she opened the makeup case again, took out the mobile phone inside, looked at Hua Twelve proudly, and shook the mobile phone:

"The latest Nokia, haven't you seen it?"

Hua Twelve couldn't help but laugh: "Well, 7200, at my time, it was an antique that was twenty years out of date!"

Ma Xiaoling was instantly surprised: "No, then don't you want to call me aunt?"

Hua Twelve sneered: "If you want to calculate it that way, I am Lin Chong, the great general of the Song Dynasty. Don't you want to call me ancestor!"

Ma Xiaoling waved her fist: "Be careful and beat you!"

Hua Twelve didn't bother to pay attention to her. You majored in metaphysics. How about beating people? Haha!

Ma Xiaoling turned on the video selfie mode of her mobile phone, recorded herself, and said:

"Whoever digs up this phone, if he delivers it to Waiting Ba on Hong Kong Island before nine o'clock on the night of June 2004, 6, and hands it over to a man named Kuang Fusheng, he will be rewarded generously!"

After finishing speaking, he paused and said seriously: "Resurrection, listen, I don't care what method you use, you must find some before nine o'clock in the evening on June 2004, 6. It can kill hundreds or even thousands at once." The more zombie charms the better, put them in my makeup box, otherwise you will never see me again in the future!"

Seeing this scene, Hua Twelve immediately remembered, isn't this a plot in "The Dead Date"? When Ma Xiaoling encountered a crisis in Zhuxian Town, she had an idea and thought of a way. After taking this video, she used magic Seal your phone underground.

Then more than 800 years later, the mobile phone was dug up by Wanyan Bupo, who became an immortal zombie! After Wanyan Bupo saw this video, he secretly put a powerful charm in Ma Xiaoling's makeup box before she traveled through time.

Ma Xiaoling buried her mobile phone in the ground, then opened her makeup box and found the charm, successfully solving the crisis.

This operation has to be said to be awesome and the loop is successfully closed!

Hua Twelve thought of this and hurriedly approached the camera before Ma Xiaoling stopped filming: "What can I pack with Marlboro, a can of iced Coke, five-spice peanuts, boneless chicken feet, braised pig's trotters?"

Okay, this guy is using this as a takeaway!

He still had eight dishes to order, so Ma Xiaoling closed her phone and glared at him: "What are you making trouble for? Do you have any cloth? Give me a piece!"

Hua Twelve took out the handkerchief Lin Daiyu had embroidered for him before the expedition:

"Use this bag!"

Ma Xiaoling took the handkerchief and took a look at the pattern on it and couldn't help but feel horrified: "What's your hobby? There are two mice embroidered on the handkerchief, and the hair is stinging. It's disgusting to look at!"

Hua Twelve touched his nose: "What's the look in your eyes? This is a mandarin duck!"

There is no way, Sister Lin is no longer the one who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and female worker. Now she is good at wielding a sledgehammer, breaking the precepts knife skills, and embroidery. This handkerchief is the best. One already!

When Ma Xiaoling heard that the mouse turned out to be a mandarin duck, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing Hua Twelve's bad expression, she quickly said: "I'm sorry I couldn't hold it back. I just feel that your ten wives are not very reliable!"

He took the handkerchief, wrapped the phone in it, put a charm on it, and cast a spell to seal it.

Finally, she took out her original devil-slinging stick, poked it into the ground, and a hole exploded. She put her phone in it and filled it with soil!

After doing all this, Ma Xiaoling looked at the makeup box: "As expected, there is everything I need in it now!"

Hua Twelve said impatiently: "Hurry up and give me a Marlboro to enjoy myself!"

Ma Xiaoling glared at the guy again and opened the makeup case. Hua Twelve and Yue Fei both poked their heads over and looked inside curiously.

Seeing Ma Xiaoling rummaging around in the makeup box with increasing urgency, Yue Fei couldn't help but ask:

"Senior brother, you two are talking lively, but what's in it?"

Hua Twelve sighed: "If nothing else, the accident happened, and there will be no more Marlboros!"

Ma Xiaoling's face turned pale: "How could this happen? Didn't Susheng see my message?"

Hua Twelve added a last-ditch attack: “He even got a mobile phone!”

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!" Ma Xiaoling turned around and glared at her.

Hua Twelve sighed again. The takeaway was ruined. He asked Ma Xiaoling:

"You have to tell me what you want to do!"

Ma Xiaoling sighed: "Can't you see this? I need to go to the northwest to see where the formation is, but there are so many zombies outside, how can we get out? I want to use this to let my friends get out before I come this time. , put some powerful charms in this makeup box for me, so that I can use the charms to clear a path of blood!"

Yue Fei said that he had become stupid. He used to be able to read military books and tactics at a glance, and became proficient in them once he understood them. But now he can't understand what the aunt said.

Hua Twelve understood everything, but after he understood it, he said angrily: "Just for this?"

"Isn't that enough?"

"You told me earlier, didn't you just go out and take a look!"

Hua Twelve closed the makeup box for Ma Xiaoling, stuffed it into her arms, then took her arm and led her directly to the room.

Ma Xiaoling was surprised and said: "You know Qing Gong?"

"How fresh!" In the world of martial arts, flying over roofs and walls is still a thing!

"Northwest, right?"

Hua Twelve confirmed the direction, and then said down: "Junior Brother Yue stays, a hundred people who know Qinggong will come!"

After he finished speaking, he stepped down, grabbed Ma Xiaoling, and headed to the northwest. Behind him, more than a hundred personal guards flew to the upper room and followed him using Qinggong.

Ma Xiaoling looked at more than a hundred masters performing Qing Kung, and didn't know what to say. How awesome are they?

She raised the compass and always paid attention to the direction of the pointer. When Hua Twelve and her almost saw the city wall in the northwest, Ma Xiaoling suddenly pointed to a temple and said:

"It's over there!"

The temple door was closed, and no zombies were seen in the temple. Hua Twelve fell directly into the courtyard of the temple.

Behind him, "swish, swish, swish", more than a hundred personal guards arrived, and they all pulled out their sabers when they landed, in a defensive posture.

"Zhuxian Temple?"

Hua Twelve muttered: "I don't know which kind of immortal he is!"

Ma Xiaoling is a Taoist and knows all the immortals and gods very well: "The one worshiped here is Zhu Hai!"

As she spoke, she followed the compass pointer until she walked to the main hall. Standing in front of the two-foot tall Zhu Hai statue, she saw the compass pointer rotating rapidly, and she raised her eyebrows:

"This is it!"

Hua Twelve asked: "This is the formation eye you mentioned? But why is there nothing here!"

Ma Xiaoling shook her head and said, "I don't know either, but the compass shows this is here, so it should be right!"

Hua Twelve looked around, but there was nothing special. There was a strong man holding a hammer enshrined on the shrine. He should be Zhu Hai, one of the two strong men of Qianqiu.

He was looking around when he heard Ma Xiaoling say: "It's possible that the formation is underground. How about digging it up and taking a look!"

Hua Twelve turned around when he heard this, nodded and said: "Okay, you are a professional, I will just listen to you!"

After saying that, he was about to let the soldiers who were following him dig the ground when he saw Ma Xiaoling's eyes shrinking: "Be careful!"

Hua Twelve sensed something was wrong without her having to say anything. He reached out and grabbed Ma Xiaoling and flew forward three feet. There was a bang behind him and the whole temple shook.

Turning around and looking, he saw a sledgehammer hitting the place where he was standing just now. When he looked up, he saw the two-foot-tall statue of Zhu Hai on the shrine. He had already stepped down. He grabbed the hammer handle and swung it again. It hit him.

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