A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 943 The strange woman attracted by the chili oil! (Please order the whole book)

Hua Shier also felt that Li Jingxu's naming of his two swords "Yin Yang" was much better than "Invincible in the World". Just think about it, if it was really called "Invincible in the World", when facing the enemy, he could just shout "Look at me, I am invincible in the world!" and he would feel very childish without anyone telling him.

'Yin and Yang' are different.

Generally speaking, chaos gives birth to Wuji, Wuji gives birth to Taiji, Taiji gives birth to Liangyi, Liangyi is Yin and Yang, Yin and Yang can represent everything, all-encompassing.

To put it simply, Yin and Yang also have the wonderful meanings of innuendo, pointing fingers at others, making indirect attacks, and using the past to criticize the present.

  Now that you're called 'Yin Yang', when you fight against someone in the future, you can release your flying sword and use Yin Yang on anyone you want!

Although he agreed, Hua Twelve refused to admit it:

"This name sounds really ordinary, but since it was chosen by my senior brother, and I respect the elderly and love the young, and I'm not the type to argue with old men and children, then I'll call it Yin Yang!"

After saying this, he left Qin'an Hall in a hurry. He didn't want to let this cheap senior brother react, so it was better to leave first.

Li Jingxu laughed: "This kid is still stubborn!"

  After he finished speaking, his smile suddenly froze. He looked at himself and thought about what Hua Twelve said: "Respect the old and love the young". He thought that he had lived for more than a thousand years, but he had the appearance of a naughty boy, which was both old and young. He was immediately angry and said:

"Who is this kid calling?"

  Ji Le Tong Zi just had no access to the Internet in later generations, otherwise he would know that Hua Twelve is called "Yin Yang". The sword is like the man. A perfect match!

After not coming back for a while, Hua Shier called all the ladies in the harem to have dinner together in the evening and asked about their recent practice. In order to encourage them to practice hard, he gave each of them a Pure Yang Golden Pill and told them to practice hard and take the pill after they cultivated their primordial spirits, which would be of great benefit. When the ladies heard that this was the golden pill refined by Lu Zu, they were all very happy. Finally, under the teasing eyes of Gong Er, they took Liu Sheng Piaoxu and Cheon Song Yi and the three of them went to practice together.

  Hua Shier said that there was nothing he could do, since the two women needed companions for their practice. He used his eyes to tell Gong Er that he was not lustful and was just a tool. Gong Er responded with her eyes, bah!

When he woke up the next day, feeling refreshed, Hua Twelve planned to find a place to test the performance of the two swords. After all, one must drive a new car for a few hundred kilometers to get familiar with its condition, and the same goes for the flying sword.

Hua Shier thought that the matter in Goryeo was not yet settled, so he might as well go there to resolve the matter and then test his sword in Goryeo. He immediately called Cheon Song Yi to open the door and go to Goryeo Samsang Mountain, but found that the place was deserted and the previous Goryeo garrison and the little king were no longer here.

Hua Shier had guessed this after he heard in Fuso that Yagyu Tajima no Kami said that Goryeo had compromised with Fuso. If nothing unexpected happened, the little king should have returned to the royal palace in Seoul.

  The two opened the door again and went straight down the mountain, heading towards Seoul which was not far away, intending to finish their business first before starting to play with swords!

A quarter of an hour later, two streaks of light fell on the Wangmei Peak of Triangle Mountain, revealing two people.

One of them was wearing a Taoist robe, but had a monk's hairstyle, with two long eyebrows fluttering left and right. The other one was wearing a Lama robe, a mask on his face, and a black scarf on his head. He stopped halfway and bowed slightly.

The one with two eyebrows is none other than the Changmei Zhenren who bought the Wandering God Order and whose spirit descended to the world.

However, his body at this time was not the body of his soul, but the incarnation he cultivated when he was still on earth.

The man behind him wearing a Lama robe is the alien who inherited the Buddhist lineage left by Changmei in Goryeo, or rather, he is a demon from outside the world, Master Zizang.

Looking at the Tianxian Temple on Wangmei Peak, where the gate was wide open and there was no one around, Changmei frowned and said with great dissatisfaction:

"These two idiots can't even do such a small thing. What's the use of them?"

After saying that, he shouted, "Qingyun, Heishe, why don't you come out and greet your master!"

Before Changmei ascended to heaven, he laid out his plans for Goryeo and left behind two lineages, Tianxianguan and Miben, which respectively represented his Taoist and Buddhist inheritance in Goryeo, and were also divided into the exoteric and esoteric sects.

The hidden sect is a secret sect that develops in peace and does not show off to the outside world, in order to seek for future generations.

Xianzong means to show off one's prowess in front of others, recruit believers, and seek the power of faith for Changmei.

For this purpose, Changmei also gave several interesting ancient treasures to Qingyun and Heishe, but he never expected that such an important task would be messed up by those two unreliable evil disciples. Where are the believers? Where is the power of faith? At this time, the Tianxian Temple was like a deserted temple, with no one at the door.

After calling out and seeing no response for a long time, Changmei felt something was wrong. His spiritual sense directly covered the entire Tianxian Temple, and then the entire Wangmei Peak. Except for the great hall where he had set up the formation and could not be explored by his spiritual sense, there was no one on the mountain.

"Let's go in and take a look!"

  Changmei led Zizang into the temple and went straight into the main hall. Seeing traces of fighting in the hall and his destroyed statue, a trace of murderous intent flashed in his eyes:

"Who dares to destroy my mortal world?"

Changmei had left a trace of divine consciousness in the statue back then. Originally, he should have sensed the destruction of that divine consciousness at the first moment. However, Changmei was seeking the power of faith and was afraid of being discovered by the upper realm, so he set up a formation in this hall to block the detection of divine consciousness. That's why he only just found out that his Taoist temple in Goryeo was destroyed.

Zi Zang behind him immediately wanted to use the round light technique to divine who did this, but Chang Mei said:

"It's useless. There is a formation set up by my master here. It reverses the five elements and blocks divine thoughts. Unless you are a Golden Immortal or a Buddha, you can find out the whole story. Otherwise, even if my master helps, he can't figure out what happened in the past!"

Zi Zang nodded, and suddenly sniffed: "Master, there is the smell of a living person, it seems that he just left not long ago!"

Changmei nodded: "Master also smelled it, a man and a woman, very fresh and fragrant"

Perhaps he felt that the word "fragrant" was not appropriate to describe a person's smell, so he was a little embarrassed and changed his words:

"Those two people should have left not long ago. Follow me down the mountain and ask about the Tianxian Temple. By the way, catch up with those two people and see if what happened here is related to them!"

After saying this, he took off with his own sword and flew down the mountain.

When Changmei and Zizang fell at the foot of the mountain, Hua Shier had already used the magic door to enter Seoul. It is said that Sanjiao Mountain is not far from Seoul. If converted to the distance in later times, it is only about ten kilometers.

Hua Shier and Cheon Song Yi entered Seoul and used the invisibility cloak they had exchanged from the two Goryeo Taoist priests, Qingyun and Heishe, to enter the palace openly and find the little Korean king who was drinking milk.

Well, it’s real milk drinking, the kind with a wet nurse.

Hua Twelve sent a message to Cheon Song Yi: "Look at this little Goryeo king, he looks like he's already ten years old, but he still needs breastfeeding. The most annoying thing is that the wet nurse seems to be older than yours!"

Cheon Song Yi nodded repeatedly as she listened, but only after she finished nodding did she realize that her man seemed to be insulting her. She was born in the mountains and was not gentle or considerate at all. She immediately elbowed Hua Twelve, making a "bang" sound, which scared the little King of Goryeo so much that he vomited milk.

When the two saw the little King of Goryeo and the wet nurse looking at them with fear, they stopped talking and quietly moved to another place.

The young King of Goryeo and the wet nurse breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that there was no one around. The former seemed to have lost interest in eating. He waved his hand to let the wet nurse go away, and then began to take a nap.

After the others left, Hua Twelve directly tore off his invisibility cloak and revealed himself in front of the little king. The other party was about to scream out, but he pressed acupoints on them and released T1000.

T1000 began to change right before everyone's eyes, and finally became exactly like the little king. After T1000 became the little king, he performed the twelve royal etiquettes to Hua:

"Your Majesty, the King of Goryeo, pays homage to the Great Emperor of the Great Nation!"

Hua Twelve waved his hand and said, "Stand up, but the title is wrong. After Goryeo is incorporated into the Ming Dynasty, you can just call me Your Majesty!"

"Sir, obey the order!"

The real little king had his acupuncture points sealed, his eyes filled with tears and fear.

Hua Twelve turned to him and smiled faintly: "Don't be afraid, you are so young, it would be difficult for you to be in charge of Goryeo. You may not live a happier life than the children of ordinary merchants and gentry. From now on, you will be an ordinary person in my Ming Dynasty!"

As he said this, he took out the arbitrary door and opened it, opposite which was Cao Zhengchun's room in the palace.

Cao Zhengchun originally had his own mansion outside the palace, but since he followed the emperor to practice Taoism, he never went back unless he had nothing to do, and just meditated and practiced in the palace.

  The emperor did not summon him to accompany him today, so Old Cao was meditating in his room. Hua Twelve threw the little king over and told the confused Cao Zhengchun:

"I won't bully little friends. Find him a middle-class family and let him live a peaceful and ordinary life!"

Hua Shier thought he had done a good job by taking over someone else's world and giving him a peaceful life. If he were a Japanese soldier, he would have been in trouble even if he was not yet an adult.

After closing the door, Hua Shier told T1000 not to be exposed and to resolve the issue of Goryeo's incorporation into Ming as soon as possible before taking him back. Then he used an invisible cloak to take Cheon Song Yi out of the palace.

After leaving the palace, Hua Shier and Cheon Song Yi finally had time to walk around Seoul. It must be said that compared to the well-packaged but actually not-so-good Seoul in later generations, this place was even more shabby.

There are low houses, dirt roads, and most importantly, the city’s planning is poor.

Hua Shier lost interest in sightseeing after walking down the street twice, so he thought about leaving Seoul and going outside the city to practice swordsmanship, but he couldn't resist Cheon Song Yi's begging that she wanted to try the Seoul delicacies.

Cheon Song Yi grew up in the Fanhu tribe. She always heard adults talk about how great Seoul was and how delicious the food was. She always dreamed of visiting Seoul. This time she came, she wanted to fulfill her childhood wish.

They immediately found a restaurant that looked relatively high-end. After entering, Cheon Song Yi started ordering food. She ordered two plates of dog meat, a plate of strong sperm, and a pot of rice wine.

Hua Twelve was too embarrassed to ask at first, and only asked after the waiter left:

"What is that strong sperm? Do I still need to replenish it when I'm so strong?"

Cheon Song Yi stepped on his foot under the table with a red face without any explanation. When the ordered dishes came, Hua Twelve realized that Qiangjing was fried rice. He couldn't help but curl his lips, what a crappy name!

The two of them ate the hand-shredded dog meat with mashed garlic, and it felt just like that. Hua Twelve thought about it and took out a plate of freshly fried chili oil from the storage space.

This was the seasoning for the picnic that he had prepared in advance. There was a thick layer of sesame seeds on the chili oil, and secret spices from the palace were also added during the making of it. The oil smelled so fragrant.

Mix mashed garlic with chili oil and add a little seafood soy sauce, and the flavor will come out immediately.

Cheon Song Yi picked up a piece of dog meat, dipped it in the sauce, and put it in her mouth, looking very enjoyable.

At the table opposite them, there was a guy wearing red clothes and a bamboo hat, with his back to them, who was also eating dog meat. Suddenly he sniffed, as if he smelled something, turned around, and saw the chili oil on Hua Twelve's table. His eyes suddenly lit up.

He quickly turned around and brought his dog meat and sake, then stood up and sat over. He put the things down and clasped his fists towards the two of them.

"You two, you know how to eat. Where did you get this chili oil? It smells so good. How about we share a table?"

Hua Shier glanced at the person. Although she was dressed in men's clothes, her chest was slightly bulging, her butt was slightly raised, and her Adam's apple was not obvious. She was a woman.

He immediately smiled and said, "Okay, it's just a little seasoning, you don't have to be polite, brother!"

Suddenly his pupils shrank, and Hua Twelve actually saw that the woman was wearing a children's electronic watch from later generations on her wrist.

He said calmly: "Brother, the chain on your wrist is a little special, I wonder what it is!"

The woman dressed as a man was shocked: "Ah, this is just a timekeeping tool, passed down from our ancestors, it's not a treasure!"

Hua Twelve nodded, and did not continue to ask about the watch. Instead, he asked another question while eating:

"Chili peppers were introduced during Toyotomi Hideyoshi's two attacks on Goryeo. It was not long since we entered Goryeo, and only the princes and nobles had eaten and known about it. Brother, you know chili peppers and it looks like you have eaten them. I wonder which prince or noble family you are from?"

The man smiled awkwardly, finished the dog meat in a few bites, drank the sake in one gulp, and said with a fist: "Thank you both for the hospitality, I have something else to do, bye!"

After saying that, he left. Cheon Song Yi was unhappy and reached out to grab the woman's wrist:

"You are such a cannibal. You don't even respond when I ask you questions. How can you be so rude!"

The woman's wrist was grabbed, so she immediately pushed her elbow upwards and clasped Cheon Song Yi's wrist with her five fingers, trying to use a grappling technique to get rid of the counterattack. At the same time, she kicked Cheon Song Yi in the lower abdomen.

But how powerful is Cheon Song Yi? Not to mention that she has successfully built a foundation, even before she became an immortal, she had trained herself in the deep mountains and forests to fight against wild beasts. How could this woman easily get rid of her strength?

Seeing that the woman wanted to fight back, he suddenly got angry and threw the woman to the next table. With a crack, the table was broken into pieces.

Hua Shier waved his hand at the shopkeeper who came over after hearing the noise, took out a silver ingot and threw it over: "I'll compensate for the loss here!"

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up, he took the silver with both hands, and walked away.

The woman got angry after being hit like that, and she stood up and pounced on Cheon Song Yi.

  But the difference was too great, and he was still no match for Cheon Song Yi. He was knocked down several times in succession, and finally got so angry that he pulled out a pistol and started shooting.

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