A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 946: 'Sword Qi Fly-Drivening Immortal' Returns! (Please order the whole thing!)

Hua Shier was surprised to see Changmei appear in modern times on TV, but he soon figured it out. When he traveled to modern times on the spaceship, Old Bidden was also in Goryeo. He must have sensed the fluctuations of the alien spaceship traveling through time and space and followed him.

Moreover, this old guy has long been colluding with aliens and must know about time travel. The only question is why the other party followed us.

  Holding the coffee, orange juice and dessert, Hua Shier returned to the car with a serious expression. He knew that the red gas was an alien atmosphere, but the problem was that Changmei followed him from ancient times, so what was the purpose of collecting that thing?

Thinking of the effect of the alien atmosphere, Hua Shier thought to himself, would Old Bidden release all the alien prisoners? But how much impact could doing these things in modern times have on the ancient Ming Dynasty and the Later Jin Dynasty? Or what role could it play in the battle for destiny?

Hua Shier would never have imagined that in the Ming Dynasty, there were more than 100,000 alien prisoners in Goryeo.

However, no matter how unexpected it was, Hua Shier had originally planned to wait for the artificial intelligence to seize the alien spaceship before traveling back. Now he wants to wait and see what Changmei is going to do.

If it is not good for Ming time and space, he will never let Changmei go back with him. If not, he will find a way to throw this old Bidden in modern time and space, or see if he can use modern weapons to completely solve the problem.

After making up his mind, Hua Shier handed the purchased items to Cheon Song Yi, started the car and left.

In a library in Seoul, Cheon Song Yi, dressed in ancient costume, was drinking orange juice and eating small cakes, while Hwa Twelve, also dressed in ancient costume, was drinking coffee and reading a history book.

The people around me were not too surprised. After all, Hanfu enthusiasts are everywhere in modern society.

Previously in the coffee shop, when Hua Shier heard the waiter talking about the things happening in Seoul City, Goryeo Province, he knew that this modern world might be somewhat different from the history he knew, so he ran to the library to see what went wrong in the history of this world.

  Hua Twelve smiled when he saw this. The history books record that Emperor Shengzong of the Ming Dynasty, Ye Gucheng, conquered Fuso and Goryeo, destroyed the Later Jin Dynasty, conquered Mongolia, Rakshasa, and Europe, incorporated them into the territory of the Ming Dynasty, unified the languages, writing systems, and weights and measures of the East and the West, and created the prosperous Ming Dynasty. Later, Emperor Shengzong changed the system to a republic and established the foundation for eternal rule.

The history books all record that the Later Jin was destroyed. What does that mean? It means that he competed with Emei and the Later Jin for luck, and it was Hua Twelve who won the great victory in the end.

Seeing his lewd smile, Cheon Song Yi came over to take a look curiously, and immediately opened her mouth in surprise.

Hua Shier decided to buy this history book as a souvenir and show it to others in the future: I have walked into history, the Holy Emperor of the Ming Dynasty!

When they came out of the library, the SUV automatically drove to Hua Shier and Qian Song Yi, and opened the door automatically. It was obvious that artificial intelligence had completely taken control of the spacecraft.

As I got in the car, the electronic voice of artificial intelligence came from the speakers:

"Welcome back, my master. The spaceship system is under complete control. Please name it!"

  Hua Twelve, who was bad at naming, decided to give this opportunity to Cheon Song Yi. After thinking about it, the latter said excitedly:

"How about ordering cake? I think cake is delicious!"

Hua Twelve glanced at the half cup of coffee in his hand and thought it might as well be called Mocha. However, since he had let someone else name it, he couldn't go back on his word. In Cheon Song Yi's expectant eyes, he nodded and said to the artificial intelligence:

"Okay, you'll be called cake from now on!"

The artificial intelligence once again made an electronic sound: "The naming is successful. The cake is honored to serve the master."

Hua Twelve ordered: "Cake, connect to the network and satellite, and lock on to the two people who were flying blindly in downtown Seoul!"

Alien technology is amazing. As soon as he finished speaking, the results came out. A picture was projected on the car's windshield. It was a satellite aerial view. At this time, Changmei and Zizang appeared in an abandoned factory. In the open space of the abandoned factory, there stood a huge spaceship.

Hua Shier immediately recognized that it was the spaceship used by the alien villains to transport the alien atmosphere.

In the picture, thick red atmosphere was continuously gushing out of the spaceship, and just like before, it was all collected by Changmei using some magic weapon.

"Damn, this old Biden created so much alien atmosphere, there must be a conspiracy!"

Hua Shier didn't know what Changmei wanted to do, but he knew that what the other party did must not be a good thing for him, and if the old man wanted to return to Ming Dynasty, he would have to use the alien crystal sword in his hand, so he decided to hide first and see what the old man wanted to do next.

  Let Cake rent a villa through the Internet. Hua Twelve plans to hide and not show up to see how Changmei returns to Ming Dynasty!

Twenty minutes later, Hua Shier and Cheon Song Yi had moved into a villa in Cheongdam-dong, Seoul, and the SUV was parked in the garage.

After entering the villa, Hua Shier took out Yi'an from the Qiankun Royal Fan in the living room.

In the original plot, when the little girl Yian traveled to the Ming Dynasty at the age of ten, the human host possessed by the alien BOSS was seriously injured and dying. The BOSS needed to change the host in time to survive, so it entered the body of little Yian.

However, after changing bodies, the alien prisoners will fall into a deep sleep, and the BOSS is no exception. They need to be stabbed with a crystal dagger or breathe the alien atmosphere to wake up again.

Hua Shier wanted to get the alien boss out of Yian's body, torture him severely, and ask him whether the alien atmosphere had any other uses, so as to prevent Changmei from grasping some information that he didn't know and putting him in a passive position.

  While Yi An was still asleep, Hua Shier took out the crystal dagger and stabbed it into his chest. Not to mention it was quite elastic when it stabbed!

This scared Cheon Song Yi, who thought Hua Twelve was going to kill the girl in front of him.

In fact, Hua Shier knew that Yi'an would not die, because this crystal dagger, in addition to being able to travel through time and space and awaken alien prisoners, had another function, which was that if you stabbed people with it, not only would they not die, but the energy in it could also be used to heal diseases. In the original plot, there was a blind swordsman who was cured by this thing.

The crystal dagger pierced Yian's chest, and the latter woke up immediately. She took a look at the dagger stuck in her chest, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted again in fright.

Hua Shier was already prepared to subdue demons and monsters, just waiting for the alien prisoner boss to come out so he could take him down. However, after waiting for a long time, there was no response at all.

"Strange, why isn't it inside her?"

Hua Shier was a little confused. In the original plot, the alien BOSS was hidden in Yian's body, but now it seems that there is an obvious deviation. So based on the original plot, if it is not in Yian's body, it is most likely in the body of the little sorcerer Wu Le.

He pulled out the crystal dagger, and then used the Qiankun Yufan Fan to release Wu Le again. The other party looked around and was about to speak when Hua Shier inserted the dagger into Wu Le's chest.

Wu Leke was not unconscious. He was conscious after being released. Just as he was about to speak, the dagger pierced his chest.

He looked at Hua Twelve, then looked at his chest: "I, you..."

Before he could finish his words, his eyes rolled back and he almost fainted from fright.

Hua Twelve slapped Wu Le in the face to wake him up: "You two are so afraid of death, why don't you feel it carefully!"

After being hit, Wu Le was no longer dizzy. He also realized something was wrong and said with some surprise: "Hey, I don't feel any pain!"

Hua Shier was waiting for the alien BOSS to come out of Wu Le's body, but after waiting for a while, there was still no response. Facts proved that the alien BOSS was not in Wu Le's body!

"Damn, where is the alien boss?"

Hua Twelve pulled out his crystal dagger in disbelief, and stabbed Wu Le in the abdomen just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief. Wu Le widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"If you have anything to say, please talk nicely."

Hua Shier's moves were as fast as lightning, and Wu Le was stabbed three times before he could even finish a word.

Although being stabbed by the crystal dagger did not hurt and the wound healed quickly, Wu Le could not stand the mental stimulation of being stabbed repeatedly like this. He finally exploded and punched Hua Twelve.

Blue electric light instantly appeared on his fist, and then the electric light spread and turned into a mecha that wrapped around his fist.

Hua Twelve arrived first and hit Wu Le on the neck with a knife, knocking him unconscious. The mecha in Wu Le's hand was automatically released and disappeared.

“Fortunately, there is some gain!”

Although the BOSS in the original plot has disappeared, the energy left by Yian's robot adoptive father before his death is still in Wu Le, just like in the original plot.

After putting the crystal dagger into the storage space, he dragged Wu Le to the garage, threw him into the SUV, and asked, "Cake, can you extract the energy from his body?"

A beam of light was emitted from the car and scanned Wu Le's body. Cake responded, "Active quantum energy has been discovered and can be extracted!"

Hua Twelve snapped his fingers: "Then take it out!"

The next moment, another beam of light fell on Wu Le. This beam of light was like a tractor beam, extracting the blue energy from Wu Le's body bit by bit.

A minute later, a fist-sized ball of blue energy was completely extracted and floated in front of Hua Twelve.

"Cake, check your database to see if there is any information about this ball of energy. What is the use of this ball of energy?"

Cake immediately read the alien spacecraft's database and replied:

"This is the energy core of the alien robot, and also the charging device of my spaceship. It can absorb dark matter in the universe and convert it into quantum energy. Theoretically, it can support a combat robot and allow it to fight forever as long as the body is not damaged. Moreover, because it is an active energy source, it can be integrated into the body of a living being and transformed into a biological mecha for combat, allowing ordinary humans to have the ability of combat robots!"

Hua Shier is not interested in biological mechas or anything like that. At most, they are just Iron Man, and they are still nothing in front of him.

He is concerned with the introduction of energy:

"If I understand correctly, this thing is an infinite energy source?"

Cake gave a positive answer: "Dark matter is everywhere, so theoretically speaking, this energy core can indeed be regarded as an infinite energy source!"

Hua Twelve nodded: "Since it is your charging device, you can keep it for now. I will ask you for it later when I need it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tractor beam in the off-road vehicle appeared again, absorbing the blue energy core and integrating it into the body of the vehicle.

Back in the living room of the villa, Hua Shier woke up Yi'an and Wu Le.

When the two woke up, they both took defensive postures and looked at Hua Twelve and Cheon Song Yi with vigilance.

Yi An was the first to notice that the surroundings were actually modern furnishings, and was a little surprised and said: "This is..."

“It’s 2022!”

Hua Twelve gave a direct answer, and Yi An was surprised and asked, "I'm back?"

Wu Le was confused: "What are you talking about? What 2022?"

  Hua Twelve ignored him and said to Yi An:

"I know about your situation. You and Wu Le will stay here for the time being. When I finish my work, I will go back to three hundred years ago. You can stay or go back with me at that time, but... don't cause trouble for me, okay?"

Yi An didn't say anything. He ran directly to turn on the LCD TV in the living room, constantly changing channels and searching for news about alien crises.

Wu Le pointed at the TV and said, "What kind of magic weapon is this? Is it the round light technique?"

No one paid any attention to him.

Yi An quickly found the answer she wanted on TV. A TV reporter was standing in the block that was previously covered by the alien atmosphere, introducing that the crisis had been resolved. The TV screen also played the image of Changmei collecting the alien atmosphere.

Yian cried with joy as he watched the restored neighborhood on TV.

After a while, she turned to Hua Twelve and asked, "You seem to know a lot of things, and you can even bring us to the modern era. Who are you?"

Hua Twelve raised his eyebrows: "You don't need to know who I am, you just need to choose whether to stay in the modern world!"

Wu Le seemed to sense that Hua Twelve had no intention of killing him, and said weakly: "My fellow Taoist, can you return the Qiankun Imperial Fan to me?"

Hua Twelve smiled at him: "No!"

Wu Le was furious: "How can a cultivator steal other people's things?"

Hua Twelve said calmly: "That thing was not originally yours. It was placed on you by Qingyun and Heishe from Triangle Mountain when you were young to help you suppress the energy in your body. I have extracted that energy, so the fan must naturally be returned to its original owner!"

"By the way, fellow Daoists Qingyun and Heishe exchanged treasures with me, so I am the original owner!"

Wu Le was about to argue, but Hua Twelve shouted, "Look into my eyes, both of you."

He used the soul transfer technique to control the two people and help them recover their lost memories.

When Wu Le and Yi An woke up again, Hua Twelve asked:

"Do you two remember your childhood? Yi An, do you remember where the alien BOSS designer went?"

Yi An had already recalled his childhood, his eyes widened as he turned around and pointed at the TV: "I remember now, the designer wanted to possess me, and it was the long-browed fairy who saved me just now."

  The same as the original plot is that when the alien BOSS designer was desperate, he met Yi'an and wanted to possess Yi'an, but the difference is that Changmei appeared there and captured the alien BOSS.

On the other side, when Changmei had absorbed all the alien atmosphere, the abandoned factory had been surrounded by the police. A negotiation expert came forward politely and asked if they could have a talk.

Changmei's original plan was to find a place to stay first, and then wait for Hua Twelve to return to ancient times, and then follow him back unnoticed. However, he didn't know that in the Dharma-Ending Age there were things like television, the Internet, and live broadcasts. Not to mention unnoticed, the whole world would know him.

So when he heard that the visitor was from the government, Changmei didn't mind getting in touch with him and asked the local government to arrange a place for him to rest. He immediately floated down from mid-air with Zizang:

"I am an outsider, I don't know what you want to talk about?"

  Seeing that this god-like person was so easy to talk to, the negotiation expert quickly asked:

"We have two questions for you. The first is what's going on with the red gas and the thing that looks like a spaceship. The second is, are you the fly god Changmei Zhenren in the toilet?"

Changmei frowned and said, "What did you say? What fly-repelling god in the toilet?"

The negotiator waved his hand quickly: "Sir, there is a toilet in this factory. Please follow me and you will know it after a look!"

Changmei sensed through his spiritual sense that the man in front of him was not talking nonsense, so with doubt in his heart, he followed the negotiation expert with Zi Zang and walked to the toilet in the factory.

Because the factory had been abandoned for several years, this toilet had not been used for a long time and only had a faint odor. The negotiation expert pointed to the tiles in the urinal and said:

"Look for yourself, isn't it exactly the same as you? Since Emperor Shengzong of the Ming Dynasty deified the gods three hundred years ago, people have been pouring water on these statues to pray for blessings when they go to the toilet."

  Changmei took a look and saw several reliefs of human figures on the tiles in the urinal. The one at the head was his image. In addition to him, his disciples were among them, including Xuan Zhenzi, Kuxing Tou Tuo, Qi Shuming, Xun Lanyin, and others.

His head buzzed as if struck by lightning, and at this moment, the power of faith that had been accumulated in the statue of the Fly-Repellent Immortal for three hundred years and integrated with the filthy luck finally found its home, and quickly gathered towards Changmei's body from the statues of the 'Sword Qi Fly-Repellent Immortal' in toilets all over the world.

  'The Sword Qi Fly-Driver Master' is back!

The power of faith that had accumulated for three hundred years and blended with filth and bad luck surged in, causing Changmei to instantly lose control. His incarnation could no longer maintain his human form and turned into a two-meter-tall, multi-armed monster. If Hua Shier and Yian saw this image, they would immediately recognize that this was the missing alien BOSS, the designer!

It turns out that Changmei transformed the alien BOSS into his incarnation on earth!

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