A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 953 Return, Grand Prize, New Mission! (Please order the full version!)

PS: I’m stuck today, so I’m a little late, sorry!

  Hua Shier plans to ascend to become an immortal, well, the kind that doesn't require going through tribulations, so isn't that awesome?

He first told his wives about this matter, asking them to practice with peace of mind, and that they would meet again in the future. Piaoxu and Cheon Songyi both seemed very reluctant to part, while Li Yingqiong and Zhou Qingyun rolled their eyes. They all wanted to complain about what their husbands said.

  If Hua Twelve hadn't gotten her pregnant several times, Li Yingqiong and Zhou Qingyun would have cultivated even faster than the former. Now that this scourge is finally going to ascend, it's cause for celebration.

Hua Twelve: "."

Afterwards, Hua Shier went to find his senior brother Li Jingxu and told him about his plan to ascend.

Li Jingxu was not surprised at all: "I calculated the date and it's almost time for you, Junior Brother, but you have to wait a while before you ascend. I have to go through a tribulation. After that, we can ascend together!"

Hua Twelve's expression was somewhat solemn. He knew that his senior brother had accumulated enough external skills more than 20 years ago and could survive the tribulation. However, facing the Tribulation of the Immortal, which was more powerful than the normal thunder tribulation, Jile Tongzi had never been sure.

Previously, Hua Shier proposed to give Li Jingxu a Dragon-Tiger Pill so that he could ascend to heaven without any disaster. However, Ji Le Tong had the body of a Yang God. Other elixirs could be refined, but the Dragon-Tiger Pill was exactly what the Yang God's body could not digest. Therefore, Ji Le's ascension was delayed until today.

Hua Twelve hesitated for a moment, took out the Taiyi Wuyan Luo, cancelled the recognition of the master and handed it over:

"Brother, if you refine this, you should be more confident when overcoming the tribulation!"

  Li Jingxu was about to refuse, but Hua Shier stuffed it into his hands:

"We are family, so we should not talk behind each other's backs. Brother, you have led me into Taoism, which is a great favor. Although this magic weapon is precious, it is nothing compared to the brotherhood between you and me. If you are so distant with me, we will not be able to get along in the future!"

After hearing what he said, Li Jingxu took the Wuyan Luo, but he didn't say anything to thank him. Instead, he smiled and said:

"Then you should have given it to me earlier. During our competition, you were carrying two defensive magic treasures, protecting them like a turtle shell. If I had this earlier, how could I have lost to you?"

When he finished speaking, they both laughed.

Hua Shier gathered all his children and said that the universe is so big and he wanted to go to the fairyland and never come back. After that, he left the capital with his wives and Li Jingxu, regardless of his children's attempts to keep him.

Li Jingxu survived the catastrophe on the sea. With the protection of Taiyi Wuyanluo and his own extraordinary ability, he survived the catastrophe without any danger. Then the immortal gate opened, the sky was full of flowers, and the immortal light covered the sky. He smiled and greeted:

"Junior brother, let's go together!"

Hua Shier felt that what this guy said was so unlucky, but he still took the Dragon Tiger Pill. The next moment, the immortal energy in the pill quickly infused into his body, and then his whole body began to become light. Without any control, his body slowly floated up, like Chang'e flying to the moon, and flew towards the immortal gate in the sky.

He turned in the air and waved to his wives. Except for Gong Er who looked calm, the other four women were waving at him desperately with tears in their eyes.

Although the immortal gate seemed not far away, it was actually located at a very high place, even outside the atmosphere.

As he and Li Jingxu flew higher and higher, their ascent speed became faster and faster. In the blink of an eye, they flew into the immortal gate and disappeared.

Then, the skylight dissipated, the immortal music stopped, and the immortal gate disappeared after flashing its last brilliance.

Many cultivators in the world looked up at the place where the Immortal Gate disappeared, feeling envious and yearning. They knew that this might be the last time the Immortal Gate would open before the arrival of the Dharma Ending Age, and they were truly envious.

Open your eyes.

Hua Shier woke up on the big bed in his bedroom, got up and walked to the living room, lit a cigar, and lay down on the sofa.

Without saying a word, he plays a depressed and decadent style.

Thinking back to this mission world, Hua Twelve felt depressed.

Because of the Western Expedition, he missed the time when the Guangcheng Golden Ship was born. Because of his status as a descendant of Yan and Huang, he respected the ancestor of Yan and Huang, Xuanyuan Huangdi, and did not take the Haotian Mirror and Jiuyi Ding. He felt that he had lost out in this world, and wanted to form a group to go to the fairyland to broaden his horizons before coming back. Unexpectedly, when he arrived in the fairyland and entered the Huaxian Pool, he found that he was all alone and Li Jingxu was missing.

The heavenly soldiers guarding the Immortal Transformation Pond appeared and told Hua Twelve that those who ascended from the lower world could soak in the Immortal Transformation Pond for half an incense stick of time. How much benefit they could get depended on their individual aptitude and fate, and could not be forced. They had to leave when the time was up, otherwise they would be violating the heavenly rules.

When the soldier spoke, his nose turned up in the air, his chin pointed at people, and he acted bossy and had an extremely arrogant attitude.

  Hua Twelve patiently asked why he had lost his companions when he ascended to heaven with his friends.

The heavenly soldier just snorted coldly, and Hua Twelve immediately understood that this Lingkong Fairyland could not escape the secular world. He immediately took out a piece of Taiyi gold and handed it over with a smile.

After getting the benefit, the heavenly soldier spoke up and told them that there were many Huaxian Pools in Lingkong Fairyland, and those who ascended together might not all gather in the same place. Since they were not together, they must have ascended to other places.

  Hua Shier felt depressed when he heard this, but there was nothing he could do. What made him even more depressed was that he only soaked in the Huaxian Pond for a while, and the system forced him to return. Not to mention that he didn't see any of the fairyland scenery, he hadn't even soaked in the Huaxian Pond for half an incense stick of time. Isn't this depriving him of the benefits he deserves?

System, you are overdoing it!

Thinking of all that had happened before, Hua Twelve was so depressed that he scratched his hair, sighed, took out the Green Mirage Bottle from the storage space, and said to himself:

"Fortunately, I was smart and used the storage space to steal half of the pool of Creation Water, otherwise I would have lost a lot on this trip."

After saying this, Hua Twelve's smile grew wider and wider, and finally he laughed out loud as if he had succeeded in stealing a chicken.

The immortal water in the Immortal Transformation Pool can transform the mortal body into immortal skin and bones, and transform the mortal body into an immortal body.

Although Hua Shier originally had an immortal body, he found that soaking in this pool of water was still very beneficial to him, especially for his hard skills.

After soaking for just a short while, his physical strength increased by several levels again. So when he was interacting with the heavenly soldiers, he began to use the storage space to collect the immortal water from the Immortal Pond, and then poured it into the Green Mirage Bottle in the space through his thoughts.

He did this because he was afraid that if he used magic weapons to collect it directly, it would attract the attention of the immortal world.

Originally Hua Shier thought he could do it without anyone noticing, but it turned out that the hole in the storage space was too large, and a huge whirlpool appeared in the Immortal Transformation Pond. In an instant, most of the water in the pond was gone.

The heavenly soldier guarding the Huaxian Pool was shocked at first and no longer had his previous arrogance. As soon as he reacted, he wanted to attack Hua Twelve.

But Hua Twelve's grandson was counting the time. Just as the system countdown ended, he disappeared in front of the shocked, angry and indignant eyes of the heavenly soldiers.

Thinking of Tianbing's desperate expression as if he had lost everything, Hua Shier couldn't help but smile.

He was sincerely happy for the other party. Being able to exchange half a pool of Creation Fairy Water for a piece of Taiyi Gold, that guy made a fortune.

  When the Heavenly Palace inquires about the matter and finds out that the heavenly soldier has gained such a huge advantage, they will surely celebrate for him!

What else can I say except envy.

Hua Shier felt that he was in a good mood at the moment, so he just went to add to his joy. He immediately went to take a bath, change clothes, perform rituals, burn incense and pray, asking for blessings from the gods and Buddhas.

Well, I won’t bother Brother Jesus this time. After all, he destroyed the Vatican in the last world. It would be too much to ask for their blessing again. There must be some bottom line in life.

  After completing the formalistic process, Hua Twelve's mind communicated with the system and entered the lucky draw phase. The next moment, the system's voice came from his mind:

Mission 1: Fight at the top of the Forbidden City and defeat Ximen Chuixue with swordsmanship. (Completed).

"The first lottery draw begins. Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing the divine eye of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, breaking delusion!"

  Mission 2: Change Ye Gucheng's fate and make up for the Sword Saint's regret. (Completed)

"The second lottery begins. Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing the Holy Lord Erlang. The divine eye can see through all monsters!"

  Hua Twelve was speechless. What was he doing? Was he going to have to do an "eye cultivation" in the future? Enter the Tao with his eyes?

But thinking again, he joined the Qingcheng Sect in the mission world, and the founder's teacher was Erlang Shen. Hua Shier figured it out again. He thought it might be the blessing of the founder. After all, not everyone can have this divine eye.

Thinking optimistically, if he meets Sun Wukong in the future, Hua Twelve can also pat his chest and brag: "No matter how many changes you make, you can't escape my eyes!"

Well, you have to have the strength to say this, otherwise you will easily be blinded by the monkey.

While he was daydreaming, the system had already started the third lottery.

Hidden mission: Knock on the door of immortality, break through the shackles, reach the realm of earthly immortals, and be invincible in the world! (Completed!)

"The third lottery begins. Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing the magic weapon 'Jiuyi Ding'!"

“Red!”

Hua Twelve swung his fist fiercely. In excitement, he lost his strength and the void exploded. The wind from his fist directly shattered the coffee table into pieces.

It doesn’t matter, Jiu Ning Ding!

  It is the treasure of the Shushan world in the Holy Mausoleum of Emperor Huangdi, the one that he was too embarrassed to touch because he respected the ancestors of Yan and Huang!

Hua Twelve had been coveting the Jiu Ning Ding for a long time, and had even discussed the wonders of this treasure with Li Jingxu, the Master of Bliss.

According to Li Jingxu, this tripod was cast by Emperor Huangdi. Although it is an acquired spiritual treasure, its grade is directly upgraded to innate because it contains the innate qi and primordial fetus. It is one of the few treasures that was born after birth but is no worse than an innate spiritual treasure.

This treasure is specially used to collect all kinds of treasures. It can also show a world of fullness and emptiness. What you say is true is true, what you say is false is false. It appears and disappears at will, and changes rapidly. When facing the enemy, if the enemy is not careful, he will be swallowed up, rolled into it, turned into nothing, and his soul will be destroyed. It can be said to be a must-have treasure for home, travel, and killing people.

Hua Shier immediately chose to collect the reward. The next moment, not only did his divine eyes merge two new functions, but a palm-sized, golden, and ancient small tripod engraved with rare birds and beasts appeared in his hand.

Since the tripod was bound to the system, Hua Shier knew how to control it. With a thought, the tripod grew with the wind and instantly grew to a size of two or three feet.

Hua Twelve's mind moved again, and the body of the cauldron had become like the Simuwu Large Square Cauldron, but the weight of the cauldron did not change at all when he held it in his hand.

With a casual throw, the tripod began to shrink and became one foot in size. It hung above his head, and golden light fell to protect its entire body. It turned out to be a great treasure that could be used for both offense and defense.

Hua Twelve's mind moved again, and the world of fullness and emptiness unfolded. The surrounding scenery had changed. He was originally at home in the Magic City, but in the blink of an eye he was in the desert. There was scorching sun above and burning sand below. He grabbed a handful of sand with his hand, and it felt like real.

With another thought, the desert turned into an ocean in an instant. The water all around was azure blue with all kinds of fish swimming in it. There were also two dolphins mating. It was so exciting!

Hua Shier snapped his fingers, and with a "click", the scenery of the Yingxu world changed again, but it turned into the streets of New York. The surrounding buildings moved like machines, and everything was turned upside down, just like the scene in the Marvel movie where Ancient One used the mirror space to fight the enemy.

Hua Shier had a lot of fun and laughed heartily. The world of fullness and emptiness of the Jiuyi Cauldron could actually be used as a mirror space. With this, who would still need to learn magic?

He instantly took the Jiu Ning Ding into his body, and the small cauldron automatically hovered above the sword blank in his Dantian, emitting a faint precious light, which nourished each other with the spiritual treasure and innate sword energy emitted by the sword blank, each producing its own wonders.

Hua Twelve's face was all smiles. He was really lucky in this lottery draw. This tripod was better than many of his treasures. He was so happy.

Hua Shier was so excited that he couldn't sleep, so he thought about going out for a walk and experimenting with other things, such as the alien's crystal dagger.

He left his own neighborhood and used the Jiuyi Ding to release the Yingxu world. He boarded an alien spaceship in it and turned on the stealth function. Then the spaceship started and instantly rushed out of Yingxu and into the real world.

After flying around the Magic City to make sure that he would not be discovered by the technology of this world, Hua Shier inserted the crystal dagger into the corresponding slot on the spacecraft, intending to use the power of the crystal dagger to travel back to ancient times and meet Qin Shihuang.

But the next moment, the spacecraft prompted that an unknown error had occurred and time and space travel was impossible.

Hua Twelve understood now that the traveling function of this crystal dagger probably only corresponded to its original world and could not travel between other worlds.

Hua Shier felt that the crystal dagger's time-travel function was still there, but the time and space coordinates in the sword could not correspond to other worlds, which led to the unknown error.

But he thought that this was a good thing. Otherwise, if he couldn't help but travel around in the real world and mess around, the real world would be destroyed by him.

I called Jiazhen and Zhang Yan on the spaceship and told them to wait and I would take them to the moon to see the stars right away.

The two girls on the other end of the phone were laughing so hard that they were shaking with laughter. They even asked him how many dishes he had and why he drank so much.

An hour later, the lunar surface.

  Hua Twelve was driving an SUV, Jiazhen was sitting in the passenger seat and Zhang Yan was sitting in the back seat. The two women looked confused. Is this the moon?

Hua Twelve smiled as he drove, "What else?"

Suddenly, he felt as if he had run over something. Hua Twelve immediately complained, "I told you not to talk while driving and not to drive while talking. You had to distract me. It looks like there's a car accident!"

Turning around, I saw a colorful and torn flag lying on the ground, with obvious marks of being crushed by wheels on it.

"Hey, this looks so familiar!"

  Hua Twelve quickly searched around for a small step of human beings, but he couldn't find it even with the spacecraft scan, only a long row of wheel marks.

"Hurry up, the traffic police will be here soon!"

  Hua Shier stepped on the accelerator and the SUV rushed out.

Jiazhen and Zhang Yan both laughed. There is no traffic police on the moon. If one really popped out, wouldn’t you be scared?

Time flies and another month has passed. This month, Hua Twelve drove a spaceship and took the two women to various places around the world to see the scenery, creating countless news headlines.

For example: "Mysterious wheel marks appeared on the faces of several presidents on Mount Rushmore." Many people were wondering, what brand of off-road vehicle could do this?

Hua Twelve was just thinking about where to go today when a system notification sounded in his mind: "Ding, there is a new task to accept."

Thanks to: 08a, Xiao Xiaohu from the Demon World, and Chu Ritian, the Happy Daluo Immortal, for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets. Thank you very much.