A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 967 Send Yi Zhonghai to the Security Department! (Please subscribe!)

Yi Zhonghai was extremely unlucky. He had been doing well and had even been invited to dinner. After a few drinks, he felt refreshed. In the warm spring evening breeze, he strolled along the shore of Houhai as if taking a stroll home. Under the influence of alcohol, he even hummed a popular Peking opera:

"Take advantage of the night to send surprise troops to break through the defense line, penetrate fiercely and cleverly, divide and encircle and annihilate the enemy. After entering the enemy, cut off its escape route, making it difficult for it to take care of both ends and unable to reinforce. Annihilate the enemy tonight and never let a single member of the Meili gang escape!"

This section of "Surprise Attack on the White Tigers" was sung with one climax after another, and he himself felt it was good. When he sang the last sentence, "We will never let any of the Meili gang escape," he suddenly felt black in front of his eyes and was covered by a sack. Then he heard someone shouting:

"Don't let him escape, hit him!"

Then, I don't know who kicked Yi Zhonghai with a sweeping kick, and I don't know how many fists and feet were used, I just felt that there were a lot of people, kicking and beating him up.

These people knew when to attack. They didn't hit the vital parts, but went straight to the thick skin and flesh, such as the shoulders, buttocks, hip joints, and calves, making Yi Zhonghai scream in pain.

Yi Zhonghai had worked as a laborer for most of his life and was quite strong, but now he was tied up in a sack and could only passively take the beating. Not to mention fighting back, he couldn't even see who was beating him.

He was about to beg for mercy, saying that the other party had hit the wrong person. After all, he thought he had never offended anyone and that those who were hurt were all done behind the scenes, so he had no enemies. But before he could open his mouth, he was kicked in the face and in the nose. Not only was his nose bleeding, but his whole face was sore and he couldn't even shout.

  Fortunately, the other party did not want to kill him. After beating him for a while, he stopped and heard someone say:

"Lift him up and throw him into the cesspool!"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly got scared, thinking that this was not going to work, if he was thrown in he would be drowned in shit and urine, so he struggled desperately.

At this time, someone else said, "Don't drown!"

Another voice suggested: "There is a new toilet near Beixinqiao. It has only been used for a few days and there is not much stock. It will definitely not flood if you throw it in."

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he screamed again, and was hit twice on the head by someone. He felt dizzy and could not scream anymore. He felt like someone was carrying him away, and soon he felt like he was flying in the clouds.

If he had a choice, Yi Zhonghai would definitely choose to pause time at this moment.

Unfortunately, he had no choice, so a second later, he fell with a plop into a place that looked like mud and a pool. It felt slippery and had a terrible smell.

  He finally broke free from the sack and found that it was indeed a manure pit. He stood up and the manure water reached his calves. There were several people standing on the pit, but he couldn't see them clearly because of the dim light. He shouted in grief and anger:

"Who, who is so wicked."

  Perhaps it moved the heavens, and several streams of heat fell from above, warming his cold face covered with feces. It was this smell. Yi Zhonghai realized that it was those bastards above who were scolding him.

He was so angry that he tried to dodge, but his foot slipped and he fell into the pit again with a splash, this time still diving.

When I struggled to get up, I heard someone sneering above me:

"He Yuzhu, aren't you awesome? Don't you have a stick in the Temple of Heaven? If you dare to hit my brother, go eat shit."

Yi Zhonghai felt so wronged. It turned out to be Shazhu's fault. How could he have mistaken him for the one who did it? He quickly explained, "No."

Just listen to the above 'he, tui! '

Those figures spat, and one of the spit happened to fall into the mouth of Yi Zhonghai as he opened his mouth to explain. He tilted his head back and opened his mouth, as if to receive the dew from heaven, and the spit went down his throat.

  Yi Zhonghai was confused for a moment, then turned around and started vomiting. The person above kindly reminded him:

"You scratch your throat and vomit!"

Yi Zhonghai subconsciously put his finger into his mouth and felt it was a bit salty. Then he realized that he was covered in feces. Then he didn't need to hold his throat and vomited cleanly.

When he stood up after vomiting, the people above had already left. He shouted for a long time at the bottom of the pit but no one came to rescue him. Finally, he tried to climb up by himself and found that he could actually climb up. It turned out that the bricks used at the bottom of the toilet pit were not red bricks or green bricks, but city wall bricks used to demolish the city wall a few years ago.

After these city wall bricks were stripped down, some were taken home by the people to build houses, and some were used to build other buildings. Apparently, the bottom of this toilet pit was built with city wall bricks. He dug with his hands and found that the gaps between the bricks were huge, and the bricks were built unevenly, so not only could he grab hold of them with his fingers, but there was also a place to step on.

Yi Zhonghai climbed up from the bottom by grabbing the cracks between the bricks.

I took a quick shower at the Houhai Lake, but I still smelled bad.

Yi Zhonghai was a man who cared about his reputation. Despite the stench, he did not return to the courtyard immediately. Instead, he waited until late at night when everyone was asleep and then secretly came back. He did not dare to go through the main gate, but climbed over the wall on the east side of the abandoned palace garden and entered the courtyard.

He walked to the middle courtyard and went straight to the pool, wanting to clean himself thoroughly inside and out, but he didn't expect that it was already the middle of the night and there would be someone crying by the pool. It was too late to hide.

Then the man said in surprise: "Uncle, there is a maggot on your head."

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also saw who was speaking, and quickly lowered his voice: "Huai Ru, please keep your voice down. Don't let anyone hear you."

After he said that, he calmly walked to the sink and started to rinse. Sure enough, a few maggots washed off his head.

Yi Zhonghai has also gotten used to it. After all, he has eaten several of them. So what's a big deal about having a few on the head? Ugh, it's still a bit disgusting.

Qin Huairu also forgot about her grievance at this time: "Uncle, did you fall into the manure pit?"

Yi Zhonghai nodded depressedly: "I went to the toilet and my foot slipped. Oh, this is so unlucky that even drinking cold water can cause a toothache!"

As he spoke, he bent down and put his head under the faucet with some effort.

Qin Huairu has the characteristics of a white lotus, and she has always done things that save her face very well. Seeing this, she held back her nausea, fetched a basin, filled it with water, and helped Yi Zhonghai to wash.

Yi Zhonghai took off his shirt, bare-chested, and let Qin Huairu wash him.

Looking at the girl helping him wash his body under the moonlight, Yi Zhonghai felt that the water was cold, but his heart was hot.

Qin Huairu also felt Yi Zhonghai's burning gaze and cursed in her heart, but a hint of shyness appeared on her face, which made Old Yi feel even warmer.

  The two of them didn't know that Hua Twelve was leaning against the window watching the show:

"Damn, this old Yi is really having fun, letting Qin Huairu take a shower!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai spoke outside: "Huai Ru, I just heard you crying here. Did Dong Xu bully you? Just tell me and I will take care of it for you!"

  Qin Huairu's heart moved, and her eyes became moist again, looking very pitiful:

"No, it's just that the doctor in the hospital always told me to give Dongxu some nutritional supplements, but you know the situation in our family. Today I saw Hua Twelve bought some meat, and I wanted to lend some to Dongxu to supplement his body, but I didn't expect it."

  This white lotus exaggerated the matter and emphasized how much Hua Twelve had gone too far. Yi Zhonghai comforted her with a few words and snorted coldly:

"That Hua Twelve is selfish and doesn't even respect his elders. He's also having an affair with a married woman whose husband is disabled in our hospital."

Halfway through his speech, Yi Zhonghai became embarrassed. He was so used to saying this that it became second nature to him.

Qin Huairu: “.” Are you talking about me?

She acted a little sad and angry: "Uncle, I didn't expect you thought of me this way!" After saying that, she turned around and was about to leave, but even though she said she was leaving, her feet didn't move at all. What a joke, I helped you take a shower for nothing, how could I really leave without getting any benefits?

Yi Zhonghai didn't know, and felt that he had offended the beauty with his mouth, so he grabbed Qin Huairu's hand:

"Huai Ru, I was wrong. This is what others said. I believe you."

Qin Huairu was held by Yi Zhonghai, her face flushed: "Uncle, you, you let go!"

  Yi Zhonghai then reluctantly let go of his hand:

"Huai Ru, don't think too much. I just need meat for Dong Xu's body. Please help me wash it. I'll go to the vegetable cellar later and I'll give you some meat tickets and money, as well as some flour. You can buy some meat tomorrow and make dumplings for Dong Xu. You're pregnant now, so you need to nourish yourself!"

  Qin Huairu was delighted. Good, her hand was not touched in vain. She could take a shower in the yard. Why should she go to the vegetable cellar to get the meat ticket and money? Is the meat money clean?

But then she thought again, she couldn't do anything with her big belly, so she felt relieved, nodded silently, and helped Yi Zhonghai wash carefully.

Hua Shier took a series of photos with his mobile phone through the window in the house. Although the photos were a little dark without the flash, he later used the software on his laptop to edit them and they were absolutely high-definition and authentic.

Under the moonlight, the pregnant apprentice's wife was washing the master in the yard.

Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature? Just, exciting!

Hua Shier's hearing was far superior to that of ordinary people. He clearly heard Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai plotting against him. His eyes immediately turned and he thought that it would be better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. It would be a pity not to call the neighbors in the yard to catch them in the act.

Just as he was thinking of using the howling of the ghost prison wind to make the sound erratic so that every household could hear it, he heard what Yi Zhonghai said in the vegetable cellar, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​calling anyone.

After all, if we shout now, the two people in the yard will have time to run away, but it will be different once they enter the vegetable cellar. By then, they will be caught in a jar and will not be able to escape even if they want to.

Hua Shier took pictures while waiting, even the scene where Yi Zhonghai took off his outer trousers and wore his pants with the waistband facing his thighs was captured. Qin Huairu was in every picture. Well, these photos with a strong artistic atmosphere can be spread around besides appreciating them yourself. After all, spreading art is the responsibility of every person who loves art.

When Yi Zhonghai was almost done with his shower, he said he wanted to go home to change clothes and they would meet in the vegetable cellar later.

Qin Huairu hesitated a little, but still nodded and agreed.

The two of them tiptoed back home. Qin Huairu saw that Jia Zhang was still snore loudly and slept like a pig, so she felt relieved and left the Jia house again and went to the vegetable cellar first.

When Yi Zhonghai returned home, he saw that the aunt had also fallen asleep. He filled his flour bag with two pounds of flour, took some meat coupons and money, and left the house excitedly.

The vegetable cellar is right next to Yi Zhonghai's house. Just turn left when you go out. After opening the door, he couldn't wait to walk in, not forgetting to close the door.

Just as the door of the vegetable cellar was closed, a figure floated down from the roof to the entrance of the vegetable cellar, listened closely to the noise inside, and after listening twice, he took out his mobile phone and started recording.

"Uncle, why are you grabbing my hand, you..."

"Huai Ru, you are a good woman, but have you ever thought about what you will do after Dong Xu falls? You are about to give birth, and then you will have to raise three children, and a lazy Jia Zhang, who relies on the factory for compensation. How can you survive? I can help you get into the factory and let you take over Dong Xu's position. With an old man taking care of you, you can survive."

Qin Huairu was silent, and then the breathing sounds in the vegetable cellar gradually became rapid.

Hua Shier felt that it was about time, so he put away his phone, took out a rope and tied the door of the vegetable cellar into a knot. Then he went back home, opened the window, and used the Ghost Prison Yinfeng Howling technique to make a sound.

Suddenly, a faint and erratic voice sounded in the courtyard. Except for the two people in the vegetable cellar, everyone else in the courtyard heard it, as if it was ringing in their ears.

"Someone has broken into the vegetable cellar. Everyone, hurry up and check it out. If you go too late, you won't be able to see it!"

Sha Zhu next door was dreaming of meeting his white moonlight Sister Qin in his dream. In his dream, tens of thousands of crows built a bridge in the sky. He climbed up the bridge from the left, and Sister Qin climbed up the bridge from the right. The two climbed for more than an hour and finally met on the top of the bridge:

"How come it's you, Jia Zhang?"

"My daughter-in-law was too pregnant to come up, so I came for her!" Jia Zhang rushed over.

Sha Zhu was struggling in a nightmare and couldn't wake up. It was like a nightmare. Suddenly he heard the sound of someone breaking a shoe in the vegetable cellar. He jumped up and sat up:

"Where is it!"

Then he got up and walked out in his slippers to watch the fun. Eating melon was more important than Sister Qin. After all, Sister Qin was someone else's wife now, and he would feel good just by eating the melon.

When Sha Zhu came out, every household in the courtyard had turned on the lights and came out to check. Jia Zhang had also woken up and was howling:

"Qin Huairu, you shameless person, are you in the vegetable cellar?"

When Sha Zhu saw Jia Zhang, he thought of the nightmare and shuddered suddenly. He no longer had the thought of saying a few words to defend Sister Qin.

  Liu Haizhong's family and Xu Damao and his wife also came out to watch the fun in the backyard. Xu Damao asked Hua Twelve, who was pretending to have just left the house:

"Twelve, who just shouted and scared me? That voice sounded like a ghost?"

Hua Shier shrugged, indicating that he didn't know.

When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately shouted, "It's Old Jia. It must be my Old Jia who knew that Qin Huairu was having an affair in the vegetable cellar, so he showed his power."

When the people around thought of the sound just now, they all felt a chill.

  At this time, there was no sound in the vegetable cellar. Someone with sharp eyes saw that the vegetable cellar door was tied up with ropes. Liu Haizhong didn't see Yi Zhonghai, so his eyes turned:

"Just open the door and you'll know!"

  He immediately asked his two sons to come forward and untie the ropes. When the cellar door opened, Yi Zhonghai came out first:

"Everyone, go back. It's nothing. I just want to give Qin Huairu some flour and meat tickets."

Sha Zhu's heart was broken: "Uncle, Sister Qin, how could you do this?"

Hua Shier stood up at this time: "As the security officer of the factory, I can't ignore such corrupt thoughts and bad behavior. Someone, help me send Yi Zhonghai to the security department!"

Yi Zhonghai cried out that he was innocent, but Hua Twelve sneered, "If you have anything to say, go to the security department and explain!"

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