A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 971 A Farce (Please Order the Whole Book!)

When Hua Shier said he would not donate, Yi Zhonghai's eyelids twitched, but he was now a guilty person under observation, and it was already very good to be able to sit here. Even though he hated it to death in his heart, he did not ask for trouble.

Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything, but Jia Zhangshi didn't stop and started howling:

"Why don't you donate, you little one."

Before she could finish her curse, Hua Twelve pointed at her and said, "Believe it or not, I will raise your rent."

According to current standards, there is still room for the Jia family's rent to increase, although it is only an increase of one or fifty cents. However, considering that Jia Zhangshi needs three yuan for her pension every month, it can be seen that this one or fifty cents is not a small amount.

In addition, Hua Shier will donate the rent to the families of martyrs through the street, so no one can find fault with it.

When Jia Zhang heard that the rent was going to increase, she immediately felt as if someone was choking her neck, and she held back all the dirty words that followed. She didn't want to use her Jia family's money to do any good. Donate it? Isn't that crazy! In her opinion, those who donate money to others are fools.

Hua Twelve looked at the three managers:

"I say, three uncles, didn't the factory pay for the Jia family's affairs? I heard that the factory also promised to keep Jia Dongxu's workstation for the Jia family. Why are they asking us to donate money?"

  Qin Huairu knew something was wrong when she saw that Jia Zhang had lost her temper. She felt that if Hua Twelve continued to make a scene, the donation would fail. She quickly stepped forward and said in anger to Hua Twelve:

"Have you ever had a dead husband?"

Okay, not this one, let me repeat it: "Have you ever had a husband who died?"

Hua Twelve was very upset. Was this a misunderstanding? "Sister Qin, I don't have a husband!"

While he was speaking, he subconsciously prepared to dodge. Who knows if Qin Huairu would hit him hard while she was talking? It wouldn't hurt, but it would be embarrassing.

Fortunately, there are no fish spirits in this world, and the plot will not develop according to the mythological plot. Qin Huairu just complained with tears:

"Twelve, my family is in such a miserable state, could you please be kind and stop making things difficult for us?"

I have to say that Shengshi Bailian's acting skills are really strong. As soon as she showed this expression, the neighbors around her couldn't bear it, especially the male neighbors, who wanted to comfort this young widow.

Shazhu was the first to jump out:

"I say, Hua Twelve, why are you so unsympathetic? Even if you want to raise my rent today, I still have to say that people are all made of flesh and blood."

Hua Twelve looked disgusted and interrupted directly: "When you heard that Jia Dongxu left that day, you laughed!"

Sha Zhu's voice suddenly stopped, and then he said in a panic: "I didn't, you are talking nonsense, don't believe him."

Denied three times.

Everyone around looked at Sha Zhu suspiciously. It was obvious that everyone felt that there was something wrong with Sha Zhu's attitude.

Hua Twelve laughed: "Why should I be nervous without you?"

Xu Damao also stood up to testify: "I was with Brother Twelve at the time, and I can prove that when Shazhu heard that Dongxu was gone, he did laugh, but it was Twelve who reminded him not to be too happy!"

  Sha Zhu looked at the questioning eyes around him and suddenly became angry. According to the habit he had developed since childhood, he habitually transferred all this anger to Xu Damao:

"Xu Damao, you're asking for a beating!"

As he said that, he rushed over. Xu Damao was startled and quickly hid behind Hua Twelve. But his hiding was in vain because Sha Zhu was robbed on the way.

Jia Zhang charged like a wild boar, hitting Sha Zhu's waist from the side, knocking He Yuzhu to the ground, then rode on him like a jar, scratching the face that looked fifteen years older than his peers.

  Scratching and howling:

"Shazhu, you are a big fool, you are a dead end, you dare to laugh when my Dongxu is in trouble, I will scratch you to death"

  Sha Zhu was attacked by Jia Zhangshi and hit on the waist. It seems that he sprained his waist. Now he is in great pain. He can't use any strength for a while, and can't resist. He can only beg for mercy:

"Aunt Jia, I have donated money to your family and sent lunch boxes."

Jia Zhangshi doesn't care about that. You donated money voluntarily. Do you still want me to be grateful to you? Why don't you go to heaven?

It would have been better if Sha Zhu didn't shout, but after he did, Jia Zhangshi shouted even harder.

Yi Zhonghai covered his face, he couldn't carry the team, he really couldn't. This game was actually accumulated by him. Although he no longer had the right to speak in Siheyuan, he was still a brain eater. How could Liu Haizhong beat him?

He took advantage of Liu Haizhong's ambition and love of the limelight and tricked him into holding a courtyard meeting to donate money to the Jia family, in order to demonstrate the authority of the second uncle after he came to power and to fire the first of the three major actions of a new official.

But what Yi Zhonghai didn't expect was that even after Jia Dongxu died, Hua Shier was still so unsympathetic and took the lead in saying he would not donate.

Even if that's the case, it doesn't matter. If one person doesn't want to donate, then he doesn't have to. There are other neighbors around. Just don't provoke him and let him go back.

  Yi Zhonghai never expected that Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu, those two idiots, would ruin things by provoking Hua Twelve, and ended up killing each other over a single word from Hua. Damn, these two pigs!

After being depressed, he still had to make amends. Yi Zhonghai stood up and scolded:

"Sister-in-law, do you still want to donate? Stop it now, you've broken the pillar!"

After hearing about the donation, Jia Zhang stood up reluctantly, and finally spat a mouthful of thick phlegm in Sha Zhu's face.

  Sha Zhu felt so aggrieved that he stood up and became angry:

"Okay, Aunt Jia, you take my kindness for granted. Who did Hua Twelve and I have a conflict over? You treat me like this. Fine, I don't care."

He covered his waist and was about to leave, but Qin Huairu grabbed his clothes:

"Silly Zhu, Sister Qin wants to apologize to you, okay? Dongxu just left and my mother-in-law is upset, can you please not be like her?"

Listening to Qin Huairu's gentle words, Sha Zhu's heart melted: "Okay, okay, I'll give Sister Qin some face."

Jia Zhang had just turned around and sat down, and didn't see Qin Huairu pulling He Yuzhu. At this moment, she saw her daughter-in-law pulling the man, and she immediately jumped up again:

"Qin Huairu, you are a shameless vixen. Dongxu's body is still warm, and you are already arguing with that idiot."

Qin Huairu quickly let go and sobbed softly.

  Sha Zhu was about to lose his temper, but when he saw Qin Huairu's pleading eyes, he sighed in annoyance:

"Sister Qin, I'm just doing this for your sake."

Hua Shier and Xu Damao looked at each other, speechless. Jia Zhang was right. She was a fool.

Yi Zhonghai scolded Jia Zhang a few more times, and the old witch finally calmed down.

Yi Zhonghai might have been so angry that he forgot his identity. After scolding Jia Zhang, he turned to Hua Twelve with a sullen look on his face and waved his hand:

"If you don't want to donate, leave now, stop causing trouble, and don't affect other people."

  Hua Twelve was immediately unhappy:

"Yi Zhonghai, who do you think you are? Don't forget your identity. You are a criminal, so why do you sit in the middle? I didn't say anything about you just now, but now you come out to show off. Have you finished sweeping the streets today? Why do you come here to attend a meeting?"

He turned to Liu Haizhong and said, "Second Uncle, you are the boss of the compound now. You have to take care of it. Don't let anyone take over your power!"

  Liu Haizhong, who had been watching the show, also reacted at this time. Yes, I am the boss of the Siheyuan now. His face turned serious and he put the teacup heavily on the table:

"Old Yi, who are you? How can you have a say?"

Yi Zhonghai's face darkened, and he secretly hated himself for being irritated by those two idiots, Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu. He shouldn't have provoked Hua Twelve.

He immediately smiled awkwardly: "I'm used to it, I'm used to it, I'll sit down and I won't talk!"

Liu Haizhong coughed lightly and said, "Go sit opposite. This is the seat for the steward. Have you forgotten that Director Wang has suspended your position as steward?"

  Yi Zhonghai's face turned even darker, and he stood up and sat opposite him cursing in his heart. He was just an old man from a courtyard house, and he was given a whole position. Was there any deputy section chief level person at all?

Hua Shier looked at the old fellow with contempt and thought to himself, since you provoked me, I will definitely mess up this situation for you.

He coughed lightly and bowed to the people around him: "My dear neighbors, I have something to say!"

Liu Haizhong couldn't stand it anymore: "Twelve, what are you doing? You have no right to speak here."

  Hua Twelve turned around and looked at him calmly: "I am the deputy section chief in the factory and the landlord in the courtyard. Do you want to raise the rent?" Liu Haizhong's face changed several times, and finally he frowned and slammed the table:

"Guangfu, you have no vision at all. Hurry up and pour tea for Section Chief Hua. Please sit down and talk!"

  Liu Guangfu was afraid of his father, so he quickly agreed and went to pour tea. Hua Shier waved his hand:

"No need to work, just a few words!"

"I just want to tell everyone that organizing donations requires reporting to the street office. Organizing donations privately is illegal. Also, I want to remind everyone, have you forgotten what I said last time? The Jia family has gold brocade and sewing machines. His family needs money. I bought the things, so why should I donate?"

"Are you richer than others? Who has a gold bracelet? Raise your hand so I can see it!"

Xu Damao waved his flag and shouted: "That's right, how much is it? You are still eating coarse food, but you are giving donations with gold inlays. You are really generous. Are you sick?"

The neighbors immediately started talking about it. Yes, how could they have forgotten about it? Someone immediately became angry:

"Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu, Dongxu is gone, and we are all sad, but you can't cheat us out of our money. You have gold brocade and sewing machines at home, but you sold them when you had no money. Why don't we take advantage of them? You even asked us to donate money to your family. Do you have no conscience?"

Jia Zhang spat out a mouthful of phlegm: "You have no conscience, you all have no conscience, Old Jia, Dongxu, you two should come up and take these people away, tut tut tut"

In the middle of scolding, he turned into a big flower, spitting foam everywhere and attacking. For a moment, everyone ran away in chaos.

Hua Twelve shook his head as he watched, and was about to go home after saying goodbye to Xu Damao, but was stopped by the second and third uncles.

  Liu Haizhong was shocked by what Hua Twelve said before:

"Twelve, don't lie to Uncle Er. Is this donation really illegal?"

Yan Bugui also asked weakly: "No way, we have donated several times, and no one said it was illegal?"

Hua Twelve laughed: "In our courtyard, everyone counts, who knows the law? I only found out after I joined the security department!"

In fact, he didn't know whether it was illegal to organize donations privately in this era, but referring to the legal common sense of later generations, he thought it should be illegal, so he just took it seriously.

"Donations must be approved by the authorities. Did you report it to the subdistrict office or the police station? If the donation is successful and the matter is exposed, whoever organized it will bear the responsibility. Do you still want to be the boss? You might even be taken to target shooting. If you don't get shot in the mass grave for five minutes, you are unworthy of your identity as a forger in the steel mill!"

  Liu Haizhong was so frightened that his face turned pale. He turned around and grabbed Yi Zhonghai who was about to run away:

"Old Yi, are you going to hurt me like this? We'll see what happens next!"

After saying that, he let go of Yi Zhonghai, snorted, and went home with his two sons.

Yan Bugui was also afraid: "Then I have no organization, I should be fine!"

"Don't worry, Third Uncle. You are at most an accomplice. You will not be executed. At most you will be sent to a labor camp for reform. What are you afraid of?"

After Hua Shier had scared the man, he asked Xu Damao and his wife to walk back together. When they reached the middle yard, Xu Damao smiled and said that his legs were shaking when he saw the third uncle walking home just now.

Seeing the chaos, Sha Zhu also wanted to leave, but just as he took a step, Jia Zhang hugged him and said, "Sha Zhu, you said you wanted to donate 20 yuan, come and give me the money!"

  He Yuzhu felt the wound on his face was still burning with pain, but at this moment his heart ached more. He looked at Qin Huairu, who said gently:

"Stupid column!"

Sha Zhu stomped his feet fiercely and said, "What a sin!" He reluctantly took out twenty yuan.

Even without donations from neighbors, the Jia family still held a banquet, mainly to receive gifts.

Well, originally the Jia family was planning to get a double share from both donations and gifts, but now only gifts are left.

Hua Shier and Xu Damao were not on good terms with the Jia family, but they followed the crowd and took the fifty-cent gift money and did not stay for dinner.

It's not that they don't give face to the Jia family, it's mainly because the food on the table is really not to their taste. Even though Sha Zhu cooked it with all his heart, it was just fried vegetables with tofu, fried vegetables with tofu, fried vegetables with tofu together, and vegetable and tofu soup, and the key is that there was no oil in the dishes, which really didn't whet the appetite of the two.

Hua Twelve simply got a few pounds of large bones, and when the banquet was held at Jia's house, he and Xu Damao and his wife stewed the large bones at his house.

As the aroma of meat wafted out, the neighbors in the courtyard greeted their ancestors affectionately in their hearts. Many of them closed their eyes and sniffed it a few more times, enjoying it. When they opened their eyes again, the dishes on the table in front of them were gone.

Yes, it was a vegetable and tofu feast, and it was gone in the blink of an eye.

  Jia Zhang and Bang Geng each held a basin, picked up the vegetables and poured them into the basin. The neighbors looked at each other, and Qin Huairu was so ashamed that she cried:

"Mom, this is the feast we set up at home."

Jia Zhang paused while collecting the vegetables and said awkwardly, "I'm used to it, I'm used to it."

  Just when I was thinking of asking my grandson to put the vegetables back quickly, I saw Banggeng spitting into the basin. When he saw his grandmother looking at him, he immediately took credit:

"Grandma, look, these dishes all belong to our family!"

Everyone's faces were as dark as a shadow. Hua Shier and Xu Damao sat at the door of their house, each holding a big bone in their hands, and they were laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

The third aunt suddenly moved, and spat into the Jia family's basin, "Eat it, it's all for your family!"

The other neighbors also reacted and started spitting into the bowl, refusing to let anyone eat it.

Jia Zhang suddenly exploded. She thought that when she was young, she spat at all the neighbors and competed with the neighboring villages. The year she got married, she accidentally spat at the village chief. She fled to the capital with Old Jia. Before she was forty, she was rampant in Nanluoguxiang. Except for the old immortal in the backyard, she had no rivals.

How could she let it go when she was actually spat on by these scoundrels today? She immediately launched her big move of spitting at her neighbors, and began to attack them indiscriminately.

The neighbors were indignant and spat back at him. For a moment, spit and phlegm flew up, saliva and snot danced together, and mist rose in the yard, sparkling in the sun. Xu Damao shouted into the house:

"Wife, look at the rainbow!"

The noise in the courtyard alarmed Director Wang from the Street Office, who came to Nanluoguxiang for business. He came in and suppressed everything. After learning the cause of the incident, he didn't know what to say. It felt like everyone in this courtyard was weird, except for Hua Twelve.

  Director Wang criticized everyone and turned to Hua Twelve's family, who quickly filled up their bowls and chopsticks:

"Director Wang, it's already noon, it's a good time to have a bite here!"

Director Wang was not polite. He smelled the delicious stewed bones and immediately started eating with the others. When they were almost done, he got down to business:

"I'm here to find you. This week on my day off, go to the Temple of Heaven for a blind date. I've already contacted the person for you. She's young and pretty, and she meets your requirements!"

Hua Twelve looked embarrassed: "Director, I'm still young!"

Director Wang glared and said, "If you don't go, I will punish you!"

There was no choice but to agree to it first, but Hua Twelve had already made up his mind that if she wasn't a beauty or he didn't like her, he would just say he didn't like her.

The next day at work, Hua Shier went to the section chief for tea and chat. He heard that the factory would be sending a batch of important machine repair parts to the Baoding Machinery Factory next week, and a security officer was needed to follow the vehicle.

Hua Twelve's eyes lit up and he quickly took the job. As a deputy section chief, he could have stayed in the factory and not been on duty. But since he took the initiative to ask for it, no one could say anything. The section chief just thought he was young and was excited to see opportunities on a business trip, so he agreed.

In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend. It was almost noon and Hua Shier was just about to pack up to go to the Temple of Heaven for an appointment when he heard someone knocking on the door.

"Who is it? You're using so much force. Be careful not to break my door!"

As Hua Shier was speaking, he opened the door and saw a skinny girl, as thin as a bamboo pole, looking up at him angrily.

"What rain?"

Hua Shier found the owner of this face in the memory transmitted by the system. It was Sha Zhu's sister He Yushui. It was said that this girl usually lived in the school and had not come back for some days. This was the first time he saw this girl after traveling through time.

"Is something wrong?"

He Yushui put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "Hua Twelve, what despicable means did you use to trick my brother into exchanging houses with you? You have to exchange it back for me, or I will fight you!"

Hua Twelve directly slapped the title deed over and said, "Your house? Look carefully, the entire courtyard is mine!"

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.