I don't want to be a saint

Chapter 171 His Royal Highness King Chu cheated money!
The king of Chu thought that this strategy of killing three birds with one stone was very clever, which could not only benefit the people, but also take the opportunity to cheat those grain merchants.

Thinking of this, he couldn't wait to go back and implement it: "I'll go back and arrange it!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around excitedly and left.But he didn't go far, then turned around again, and said in Guo Yi's puzzled eyes: "Well, Erlang, it's like this. In the past few days, most of the literati and students on Jinghu North Road gathered in Jiangling City to hold a meeting. A grand literary meeting.

After discussing, they unanimously decided to let Gu Lai preside over the essay meeting.

What does Erlang think about this? "

He knew very well that Guo Yi would be secretly plotting this article.Therefore, before doing anything, you have to ask him if he has any arrangements.

"My lord is the appeasement envoy of Jinghu North Road, and he also knows the Jiangling Mansion, so His Highness should come down to preside over this literary meeting. This is normal.

I don't have any opinion, but there is one thing to pay attention to. "

"Which point?" King Chu couldn't help being curious when he saw that the corner of his mouth was raised again, revealing a rippling smile.

After getting along for a period of time, King Chu already knew what his smile represented.

There must be some tricky idea again!

Sure enough, he imitated the storyteller's tone: "His Royal Highness was ordered by the emperor to guard the Jinghu North Road and take charge of people's livelihood and education along the way. Therefore, His Highness has the responsibility and obligation to feed and clothe the people of Jinghu Lake.

This year, our Jinghu North Road has suffered from drought, which has caused the river to stop flowing, the lake to dry up, the crops in the fields to fail, starvation to die everywhere, and all the people to be displaced.

Ever since, His Highness, in addition to being sad, cut down on food and clothing, sold off property, and donated money and materials for the people. "

Before he finished speaking, His Royal Highness King Chu was already dripping with sweat, choking speechlessly.

Look up, look up, the ears of rice in this field have already bent the stalks, but when they reach your mouth, there is nothing to harvest...

In the distance, there are still many old farmers working in the fields, laughing and smiling from time to time, but when it comes to your mouth, you will be starving and dying, and you will be displaced...

Even a storyteller wouldn't dare to open his eyes and tell nonsense, would he? ?

Is this king so incompetent?
And Guo Yi didn't look at his face, and continued to say: "At that time, His Highness will find some ragged beggars to go to the scene to enhance the atmosphere.

When the atmosphere became brighter, His Highness took advantage of the situation and held a charity sale.

Take out all the worthless things in the house, such as bottles and cans, some calligraphy and paintings, and the four treasures of the study.

Then, His Highness racked his brains to make up a little story for these things.

For example, I have been using it since I was a child, and I have been reluctant to throw away my job.There are also calligraphy and paintings that even today's saints have praised.

In a word, it must be deep and touching! "

His Royal Highness the King of Chu was already stunned.

Good guy!
If you don't want to be a storyteller, it's really a shame!
From childhood to adulthood, I have used my job for 20 years, how much should I bury?
And the calligraphy and painting that even the current saint has praised?

Yes, but do I really dare to take it out?

The corner of Chu King's mouth twitched uncontrollably. This kid is too wild to keep up with his thinking, so he pouted at him, and you continue.

"Your Highness, take out all those things, if it's not enough, I have painted porcelain bowls and vases, so I might as well take some more.

At that time, His Highness put things up, saying that Jingbei Road was severely drought, the people were displaced, and those grain merchants were hoarding grain, hoping to increase the price.

Therefore, as the parent official of one party, His Highness is heartbroken when he sees the people under his rule displaced.

But there is no other way but to take out the household items for charity sale, and all the money earned is used to buy food and give away porridge. "

"To put it bluntly, it's just a rush to buy? Whoever pays the highest price wins?" King Chu was completely speechless. This kid kept talking for a long time, but it turned out that he only meant this?
Seeing his disgusted expression, Guo Yi couldn't help rolling his eyes: "You have to set off the atmosphere first, if the atmosphere is not in place, a fool will buy you these things at a high price!
It's not a family heirloom, just an ordinary eating bowl and drinking bottle!

Putting it in the grocery store cost a hundred and eighty Wen!

But you have to know, this person, he is a kind of emotional animal, he has seven emotions and six desires, he is particularly susceptible to infection and impulsive!
You first set off the atmosphere, then find some beggars in ragged clothes, tell two sad stories, tears are flowing, and then find two supporters, take the opportunity to roar a few times, and take advantage of the situation to raise the price.

It's done! "

This idea is too bad!
Play the emotional card, collect tears money...

To put it bluntly, it is to raise money for charity; to be honest, this is a liar... not to mention deceiving people's tears, but also defrauding money...

If you know it, say it’s a fundraiser; if you don’t know it, you have to say that His Royal Highness the King of Chu is cheating money!

However, as long as he can raise money for disaster relief, he doesn't care what cards he plays!
Just cheat!

King Chu nodded dumbly, glanced at him meaningfully, and asked again: "Is there anything else that should be paid attention to?"

"Yes! You can't just raise money for charity, you have to set up a stone tablet in front of the Confucian Temple, and engrave those who have donated the most money on the stone tablet for future generations to admire!"

As soon as his words fell, His Royal Highness Chu immediately slapped his ass and left: "Okay! Gu understands, let's go back and make arrangements!"

But don't ask any more questions, it's true that some three views have collapsed!

This kid is really damaged.If the matter is revealed, this king's reputation will be ruined!

And Guo Yi, ignoring King Chu's resentment, looked at the golden rice fields for himself, and turned back to Huangzhuang.

scare!
As soon as he turned around, he was startled, and the King of Chu was right behind him.It is estimated that he came back after a few steps.

Er... "Your Highness, is there anything else?"

"Cough!" The King of Chu coughed lightly, glanced at him, and said with some embarrassment, "Well, Erlang, that's right. Manager Zhu has enclosed a piece of saline-alkali land in Nanping Town. That..."

He was a little embarrassed to go on.Because, in Jiangling City, Guo Yi still has a lot of things to deal with.

Guo Yi smiled brightly, and said understandingly: "Nanping Town Salt Field, right? I heard Zhu He mention it, anyway, it's not very far away, so I'll just go there.

It's only a few days, don't delay things!In this way, I will arrange things tomorrow and leave early the morning after tomorrow! "

"No, no, no!" The King of Chu immediately waved his hands and said, "It's not in a hurry, you can go there a few days later, it's fine!

This rice is about to be harvested.

There is also a literary fair in the city, which is about to start in the next two days, so you might as well go and join in the fun! "

Guo Yi raised his head and glanced at him, and couldn't help curling his lips and said, "Wenhui? I'm going to participate in the Wenhui? Didn't you make it to the second line in the past?"

Uh... When the King of Chu heard the words, he couldn't help being a bit of a villain.It is really shameful to think of the black-box operation he played with shopkeeper Zhu.

It's shameful to engage in such a shameless operation just to prevent people from eating and drinking for free for a year!

(End of this chapter)