I'm actually the king of Pippi shrimp

Chapter 2 Street Fighter 1

Chapter 2

It has been more than [-] years since my parents opened a seafood stall on the [-]th Street of Songhai City.

Lin Feng, who lived in this street since he was a child, is naturally a street bully.

At a young age, together with my friends who are also the second generation of merchants, it was really rampant on the [-]th Street, and I often made a mess, and was repeatedly chased by the parents who teamed up and fucked all kinds of guys all over the street. kill".

Of course, the period of being the king of the king and acting as the king of children has long passed as an unbearable day.

Today's Lin Feng is not only more mature and sensible, but also has good grades.

No, whenever Lin Feng walks on this road that must be passed when he goes to and from school.

It just drew a burst of ridicule.

The vegetable seller grinned all over her face, "Yo, our brother Xiaofeng is out of school!"

The sister-in-law of the stew shop was full of flowers: "Young man, today's hairstyle is really handsome..."

Lin Feng, who used to be a street bully, is not disabled now. Apart from his taller body and well-proportioned body, his face is also very handsome.

Walking on Eighteenth Street, there are all kinds of attention.

"Xiaofeng, come to propose marriage earlier, my Xiuxiu..."

This is Zhurou Ming who is yelling at him while skillfully wielding a big knife to chop up big bones.

And Da Chen, who sells fish balls at the pork stall, has to retort every time: "Yeah, you pig butcher want to eat farts, my family's Fang Fang is suitable, isn't Xiaofeng?"

"..." Zhu Zhuming's movements of swinging the knife to break the bone suddenly became more ruthless.

Hehe, Lin Feng has long since cultivated the mentality of being as steady as an old dog, and he is able to pass through these enthusiastic uncles and aunts calmly with a smile on his face.

These street vendors are better when they are busy, they only shout a few words from the air and say some dirty words.

If you are free, gather outside to chat.

Seeing Lin Feng, he (she) also likes to stretch out all kinds of black hands, to touch the head, to rub the oil.

In addition to some teasing and greetings, there are also a few guys with malicious intentions.

For example, like Lin Feng's family, they are also honorary fish sellers.

Every time Lin Feng passed by, Boss Huang, the honorary fish freshman, always smiled, his expression was full of various senses of superiority.

Sometimes I will choke: "Super energy is frequent, reading is useless..."

It's just that Lin Feng is not very pleasing to the eye.

After all, if you are in the same industry, the competition on this street is also very fierce.

In addition to the comparison in business, the comparison between children is also added.

No, the only child on [-]th Street who has awakened superpowers is Huang Yaohui, the son of the old Huang family.

Huang Yaohui awakened the super power of "fire control", and was recruited by Huaxia's Sky Extraordinary Academy for special training.

Now it is Guo Jia's person.

Lao Huang naturally felt more extraordinary.

Isn't it just a C-level superpower, that is, an ordinary superpower... Lin Feng just laughed it off.

To put it in the past, Lin Feng must have picked up the lemon.

Super power, who wouldn't want to wake up?

No matter how C-level, it is also a superpower, an extraordinary crowd.

But now, Lin Feng is not envious...

There is also Aunt Fu who sells dried aquatic products. Recently, some relatives from other places have also awakened some superpowers, and they have also started to grow up.

Aunt Fu still has a bit of a grudge against Lin Feng, and she doesn't give him a good look every time she sees him.

Because when I was a child, I accidentally broke the supervision relationship between Aunt Fu and the helpers in the store with my friends...

A street deduces all kinds of social conditions.

Eighteenth Street is a part of the market, and it is very lively.

At this time after get off work, there are actually quite a lot of people rushing to buy vegetables and go home to cook.

There are shops on both sides, and sometimes there are mobile vendors at the entrance of the shops.

The whole street is a bit messy, but this is the warmest life.

"I am back!"

Lin Kee Seafood had spotted his son back a long time ago, and Dad Lin, who was complimenting the guests, nodded.

Lin Yingjun is a fitness expert, he looks strong, and has the temperament of a strong man in life.

Lin Feng's mother, Liu Yunxi, was killing fish for the guests.

The scissors in his hand can be used freely, which is only familiar with hands.

The couple cooperated tacitly and skillfully.

"The vegetables and meat are inside, take them home first."

Liu Yunxi raised his head and smiled at his son.

At the same time, he was also chatting with the housewife who bought fish.

"This is your son."

"Yeah, I'm a sophomore in high school this year."

"Looks really good!"

"Very naughty..."

How could I be naughty... Lin Feng squatted down by the pond filled with Pipi shrimp again.

During this time, he likes to tease shrimp.

In several ponds, there are several sizes of Pippi shrimps on display, with oxygen machines plugged in, bubbling and bubbling.

Lin Feng stared at the past calmly, the Pippi Shrimp, who were alive and kicking, fell into dead silence and stiffness for a moment.

"How do you sell this Pippi shrimp?"

When Lin Feng was training himself in the "Shrimp Teasing Technique", a curvaceous young woman bent over to look at the shrimp.

"This past fifteen, thirty, forty-five..."

Lin Feng raised his head, then pointed to the pools of three sizes and introduced.

Holding a mobile phone in one hand and carrying a small bag of vegetables, the beautiful young woman, not afraid of the loose clothes on her chest, continued to bend over, picked up the net bag of pickling shrimp and stirred it in the pool, muttering dissatisfiedly: "This skin Why are the shrimps dead?"

These words immediately attracted the attention of the shop including Lin's father, Lin's mother and several customers.

Lin Yingjun reacted very quickly, frowned and said, "Everything is alive, and those who die don't need money!"

Pippi shrimp is of course fresh, and the dead ones are pretending to be alive, and they are given oxygen. Isn't that a scam?

But recently, the Pipi shrimp in the store often has something wrong.

It's either very exciting, or it's very sick, which makes people suspicious.

It's just that Lao Lin didn't think about why his son Lin Feng was there every time something happened to Pippi Shrimp.

Boss Lin said: "Xiaofeng, help me pick out the beauties."

Lin Feng also secretly relaxed his mental strength, and for another moment, the Pipi shrimp in each pond started to move again, even more energetic than before.

(Pipi Shrimp: I'm scared to death of labor and capital. The coercion just now made people dare not move, so they can only pretend to be dead.)
"Sister, what kind do you want to buy? I'll help you choose, these are full of cream and meat."

Xiaofengzi greeted warmly.

Hearing the title of sister, and then looking up at Lin Feng's little face, the beautiful young woman's mood suddenly improved, and seeing that Pippi Shrimp was indeed full of energy, she pointed to the 45 yuan pool and said: "This is here some."

Lin Feng picked the Pippi shrimp one by one into the small basket with chopsticks.

Seeing Lin Feng's actions, the beautiful young woman also had beautiful eyes.

Then she said mysteriously:
"I saw a video yesterday saying that Pippi Shrimp might be the mecha fighters left by aliens on the blue star. They haven't evolved for [-] million years because they are already strong enough!"

This is a long story... Lin Feng smiled awkwardly but politely, nodded and said: "The whole body is black technology, has not evolved for [-] million years, has six pupils, and can see sixteen colors. Peacock Mantis Shrimp..."

Lin Feng felt hot in his heart: Hehe, I'm familiar with this...

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