Greece: Age of Ascension

Chapter 193 The Threat of Hermes

Epaphos, a mere demigod, actually wants to get his hands on the true god. The key is, that is his half-sister.

When Hermes heard this punishment method, he felt amused in his heart, laughing at Epaphos's self-deprecation.

Seemingly also aware of his thoughts, Epaphos looked at the other party, his eyes flashed a trace of teasing, and said: "You must think that I am whimsical and overestimated, right?"

Hermes nodded without any concealment, "The gap between you and Artemis is like the gap between you and me.

Although I am the son of Poseidon, as you can see, I am a true god, and you are just a demigod. "

He raised his head proudly, looking at Epaphos with disdain.

Unexpectedly, not only was Epaphos not annoyed, but he nodded in agreement and admitted: "Not only that, Artemis also has a younger brother, Apollo, who once killed the big snake Pitong independently.

Moreover, this woman is also the maid of Boros, the god of stars. Offending her is tantamount to offending Boros. "

Hearing this, Hermes was surprised, "Since you know, how dare you make such a request?"

Epaphos said, "Of course, what am I afraid of?" He looked at the god of thieves, and said with a glib tongue: "The power of Boros has long been heard by the Egyptian people; the bravery of Apollo, everyone The bards all sang it.

But, Hermes, son of Poseidon, does that make you dread the challenge? "

In a word, the god of thieves was completely stunned, and in a flash, he understood that the other party was using aggressive methods.

However, knowing that it was a trick, Hermes was still a little eager to try.

He is the god of thieves, and he never lacks the spirit of taking risks and taking risks. In addition, his moral values ​​are relatively low, the more exciting things are, the more interested he is.

But looking at Epaphos, who seemed to be determined to eat him, he felt a little uncomfortable, "So? What benefits can you get from helping me?"

"How about a magnificent temple?" Epaphos asked his conditions. He knew that the gods like to be worshiped by humans. It's not that they lack food, but that comparisons are common.

Others have their own city-states to enshrine, and you are also the main god of Olympus. As a result, humans and birds don’t care about you. Are you ashamed to say that you are a god when you go out?

So far, no city-state has ever chosen to worship the God of Thieves, so Hermes doesn't even have a decent temple.

Hearing this, he was moved instantly, "Can you guarantee that all Egyptians believe in me?"

"Of course!" Epaphos unceremoniously bulged the muscles on his arms, showing his own strength, "I am the blood of Zeus, even though I am not as powerful as the true god, but with my strength, the unification of the whole of Egypt will not be impossible. No effort."

After thinking about it, Hermes agreed to his request.

The next step is how to make Artemis commit the crime.

Hermes thought of the god of love and beauty. If he could get the help of the god of love and make a person who hates each other fall in love, it would be just a matter of raising his hands.

But Cupid doesn't like him very much, and if he wants to get help, he has to look for opportunities.

I don't think there is anything in the world that can hinder the God of Thieves. After all, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it.

When Hermes returned to Mount Olympus, he went to look for the god of love and beauty, but when he came to the other's palace, he found a hidden figure hiding in a corner of the palace.

As a thief, Hermes knew very well how to search for and place secret sentries. He spotted the sneaky figure squatting in the corner of the palace at a glance.

Who is this person?
Hermes didn't alarm the other party, and told him intuitively that this must be a big secret, but he always had a special thirst for knowledge about secrets.

So he found a few mice and intentionally made a noise on the other side. Suddenly, the dark sentry was alarmed, and a soft north wind blew past.

Hermes immediately hid behind the wall, because he already knew who was watching in the dark, that was the god of the north wind, and once the wind found him, he would have nowhere to hide.

As a result, a burst of neon light lit up behind the wall, and when the wind blew here, Hermes had already turned into neon light and disappeared without a trace.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous, he was almost discovered."

Flying in the sky, Hermes wondered, wondering why the god of the north wind appeared in the palace of the god of love, "does that stupid guy also love the god of beauty?"

"Actually, that's not the case!!"

Just when he was puzzled, a divine voice came from the side, and along with it, there was a rolling heat wave. It was Helios, the god of the sun.

At this moment, he has not been dismissed from the priesthood, and he is still a god above him.

Seeing Helios, Hermes had a smile on his face, 'Great Sun God, I am so glad to meet you. '

Helios smiled mysteriously, and said: "Hermes, I can see clearly from the sky, you just sneaked into the palace of the God of Love and Beauty, and you were almost discovered by the other party."

Being caught on the spot, the God of Thieves immediately scratched his head in embarrassment, trying to explain something, but Helios couldn't help gossiping with him.

"You also found out, right? To be honest, keeping this secret is really tormenting me. Fortunately, now someone has discovered their scandal again."

"Scandal?" Hermes was stunned on the spot, but the super quick reaction still made him nod smoothly, "Yes, but when did you find out?"

"Hahaha, that's too early." Maybe he was really suffocated, Helios laughed, eager to find someone to talk to, but he didn't find the fact that the God of Thieves didn't know anything.

He recounted: "You know, I drive across the sky every day, and it's pretty boring to fly all day, so I keep looking at the ground.

Therefore, my eyes could see clearly when Ares had an affair with Cupid.You don't know how long I held back when I learned about this."

Hermes couldn't hear the following words clearly, because his mind was already attracted by the affair between Ares and Eros. So the God of the North was guarding Ares?
Good guy, my younger brother loves my own brother?
After regaining consciousness, Helios was still chattering: "I saw with my own eyes that they hid their children deep in the earth, but Eros can really give birth, and each of his five children has extraordinary aptitude."

"Wait, wait, you said you had five children?"

Hermes was shocked at the spot, because until now, it has never been heard that the god of fire, Hephaestus, had a man and a half with the god of love, but Ares had already given birth to five children with the god of love. ?
In a hurry, he hastily inquired about the details in a clichéd way.

Helios didn't know whether he was really stupid or fake, or he was deceived by the superb acting skills of the God of Thieves. He didn't find the problem at all, and he also told about the five children of Ares.

They are "Cupid, the god of love, Anteros, the god of lust, Harmonia, the goddess of harmony, and a pair of twins, Phoebus, the god of terror, and Demos, the god of fear."

The five gods themselves are the gods of Olympus, but because they were born out of love, they have not yet obtained their identities publicly.

Therefore, no one knows its name, but Helios is free all day long, so he likes to peep, and he happens to see everything in his eyes.

After Hermes learned the secret, he was overjoyed. He was worried about how to deal with Cupid. Isn't this kind of thing the right thing to do?
So he chatted with the sun god again, and left in a hurry.

After he left, Helios' desire to confide just now disappeared instantly, and an expression of expectation appeared on his face.

For a person who does an unchanging job every day, the heart of gossip may have penetrated into his bone marrow, and he longs for surprises and excitement in the unchanging, but it is best that the stimulation does not cause fire.Burn to himself.

So he pretended to confide the secret to Hermes, believing that ghosts and elves, the god of thieves, would definitely play out different dramas for him.

It would be best to tell Hephaestus about this, and have a big rape scene. It would be great if we could fight again.

Helios watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, but Hermes didn't tell everything to Hephaestus, the god of fire, as he expected, saying that your wife cheated on you and had five children with your own brother. children.

Instead, the god of thieves is going to take this matter to blackmail the god of love and beauty.

You know, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

He waited excitedly, waiting for Ares to leave. On this day, he really got the chance.

The god of love tidied up her clothes and showed off her beautiful clothes, shining like a golden phoenix. She wanted to respond to the expectations of the believers.

On the most southeastern island of the Ionian Islands, there is a place called Kythira, which faces the southern tip of the Peloponnese across the sea. Some people believe in Aphrodite here, but there are still There are no plans to build a temple for it.

Beauty God has always encouraged each other, hoping to promote a career and foster a king.

Seeing her go out alone, Hermes knew that his chance had come. He waited in Mount Ida, and when Aphrodite flew by, he rushed to meet her.

"Look who is this?" The God of Thieves said with a frivolous voice and playful eyes, "Beautiful Aphrodite, are you in a hurry to visit your own child?"

In one sentence, Goddess of Beauty immediately changed his face, his expression was stiff and at a loss, but he still said stiffly: "What are you talking about? What child?"

Seeing that she didn't hit the south wall and didn't look back, Hermes smiled brightly, "Of course it's the five children born to you and Ares, let me think about it, oh, they are Cupid and Anteros."

The god of thieves is like a treasure, and he clearly stated the names and looks of the five children, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

Aphrodite's heart became colder the more she listened, and her face turned pale with fright, "How do you know? Who told you?"

She asked eagerly, but Hermes was complacent, "Don't ask too much, I naturally have my own news channel, I think if Hephaestus knows about this, what do you think will happen?"

The more he talked, the more excited he seemed to be. Looking at Aphrodite's beautiful face, he couldn't help but have greedy thoughts.

He also threatened: "Once the Vulcan learns about your adultery, then you will lose face and become the laughing stock of the gods, beautiful Aphrodite, you can bear the endless gossip ?"

As he spoke, he quietly flew behind the other party, put his hands around the other party's waist, and gradually groped upwards, his mouth was whispering like a devil, and he leaned into the ear of Beauty God, speaking threatening words.

Aphrodite's whole body was icy cold, so that when Hermes' big hands climbed up the peak, she realized the abnormality.

But the strange thing is that she didn't resist, because what the God of Thieves wanted to do, and what he was doing, had already foreshadowed his purpose.

"It seems that you also want to be like Ares. Sure enough, this is a man. He usually looks dignified, but when he is in front of me, he will reveal his true colors."

While she disliked her, she made a low-pitched seductive bewitchment. Hermes was overjoyed. He only thought it was an unusual sentiment, and responded: "Of course, who can resist the expectation of the Goddess of Beauty? You touch, I've actually revealed myself.

Aphrodite, if you don't want to be known by Vulcan, just obey me. "

In fact, Meishen had no choice at all.

Ever since, in this half push and half push, the two men and women both contributed to a good thing.

Seeing this, Helios in the sky cursed angrily, "Damn it, why didn't I think of threatening her with this?"

It's also because this kid's moral level is slightly higher, and he can't think of such a bad thing, but Hermes is different. His bottom line is very flexible, and he doesn't care about justice at all. As long as he can achieve his goal, it is enough.

Aphrodite married Hermes and gave birth to a boy named Hermaphrodite.

This boy is very cute. In mythology, he is a yin and yang god, which is what we often call a bisexual.

What kind of bisexuality?

Let's put it this way, Hermaphrodite has the appearance of a young girl, with choppy waves and fair skin. Just looking at her upper body, she is simply the most pure and flawless beautiful girl.

But you must not take off his pants, because once the pants are taken off, you will definitely be shocked.

Because he has all the symbols that a man should have, and he may even be bigger than yours.

Regarding how he became like this, we have to start with a fairy who raped a female criminal.

Hermaphrodite's appearance is pure and feminine, and he is unbelievably cute. He is taken care of by the freshwater nymphs.

Because of being taken care of since he was a child, nagging is indispensable at ordinary times, which arouses the rebellious psychology of the other party. Hermaphrodite wanted to escape from nagging and preaching. When he was 15 years old, he was tired of Aware of the surrounding environment, he escaped secretly and traveled around.

On a sunny afternoon, when he traveled to Asia Minor, near Halicarnassus, he met Salmasis, a freshwater nymph playing in a clear spring.

This freshwater nymph Salmasis is the only fairy in Greek mythology who raped a woman to commit crimes. Perhaps the law at this time did not stipulate what would happen if a woman did such a thing. Even in later modern times, a man is raped After such evil things, it will also be considered that men take advantage of it. In short, everyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand don't understand.

(End of this chapter)